My father has discussed this Baby-Boomer issue with me. He said to me "Durandal, when I get old, take it as a sign. Take it as a sign that the Boomers are all gathering in rest homes. Set those homes on fire, Durandal. Kill as many of us as you can. Salt the earth and erase us from memory."
He is pretty cool with it so we have a man on the inside.
Could we not kill my parents? They're non-sucky boomers.
Are your parents old enough to be boomers? I thought boomers were like 50 or older.
They're both over 50, and not terrible people. I pretty sure they're both Obama fans, too.
Of course since they live in Washington state, they're largely irrelevant.
Well, it depends on where they live. We could always use more liberals in the eastern half, around Spokanistan.
By "irrelevant," I meant "largely unable to affect the outcome of the national primary because their state primary occurs sometime after the general election in November, thus making their vote essentially useless."
Also the lib'rals outweigh the Pubs in Washington, anyways. We already decide what goes and what doesn't in this state (read: Seattle is the real capitol, not Olympia).
By "irrelevant," I meant "largely unable to affect the outcome of the national primary because their state primary occurs sometime after the general election in November, thus making their vote essentially useless."
Also the lib'rals outweigh the Pubs in Washington, anyways. We already decide what goes and what doesn't in this state (read: Seattle is the real capitol, not Olympia).
Well, that is true. I guess the balance is more heavily liberal. It's just, if you look at the district breakdowns, practically the only blue districts are the coastal ones. It's always scary to look at the amount of red real estate.
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By "irrelevant," I meant "largely unable to affect the outcome of the national primary because their state primary occurs sometime after the general election in November, thus making their vote essentially useless."
Also the lib'rals outweigh the Pubs in Washington, anyways. We already decide what goes and what doesn't in this state (read: Seattle is the real capitol, not Olympia).
Well, that is true. I guess the balance is more heavily liberal. It's just, if you look at the district breakdowns, practically the only blue districts are the coastal ones. It's always scary to look at the amount of red real estate.
To be fair, there's not a lot of warm bodies in those red lots. In fact, the only counties to suffer negative population growth since Washington's inception have been ones that historically vote Republican. Most of our congressional districts are still heavily saturated with red, but a little gerrymandering should take care of that. ;-)
By "irrelevant," I meant "largely unable to affect the outcome of the national primary because their state primary occurs sometime after the general election in November, thus making their vote essentially useless."
Also the lib'rals outweigh the Pubs in Washington, anyways. We already decide what goes and what doesn't in this state (read: Seattle is the real capitol, not Olympia).
Well, that is true. I guess the balance is more heavily liberal. It's just, if you look at the district breakdowns, practically the only blue districts are the coastal ones. It's always scary to look at the amount of red real estate.
To be fair, there's not a lot of warm bodies in those red lots. In fact, the only counties to suffer negative population growth since Washington's inception have been ones that historically vote Republican. Most of our congressional districts are still heavily saturated with red, but a little gerrymandering should take care of that.
Or eugenics/political prisons. I'm not really sure which is more morally reprehensible. Do inbred rednecks count as real people?
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I'm sure me and Quid could tell you plenty of stories about just how back the hick population in this state can get, but that's a deed for another time.
The chick in the picture on the first page of the goth thread is actually kind of attractive in an odd, probably-very-fucked-in-the-head way. The dude looks like a total twit, though. All hunched and serious. He's the kind of guy you want to hit in the face with a whip cream pie.
The chick in the picture on the first page of the goth thread is actually kind of attractive in an odd, probably-very-fucked-in-the-head way. The dude looks like a total twit, though. All hunched and serious. He's the kind of guy you want to hit in the face with a whip cream pie.
Agreed.
I get the feeling he's the sort to put on a fake eastern european accent and bitch alot.
The chick in the picture on the first page of the goth thread is actually kind of attractive in an odd, probably-very-fucked-in-the-head way. The dude looks like a total twit, though. All hunched and serious. He's the kind of guy you want to hit in the face with a whip cream pie.
Agreed.
Now now, whipped cream pies are to be reserved for throwing in the face of Prime Ministers.
So I just drunkenly switched from Flight of the Conchords to Rome. Is it better to assume that a kiss is not a contract, or that I should bash the skull in of any other potential suitor for the woman I love?
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So I just drunkenly switched from Flight of the Conchords to Rome. Is it better to assume that a kiss is not a contract, or that I should bash the skull in of any other potential suitor for the woman I love?
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That has to be intended as a joke. Right?
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Well, it depends on where they live. We could always use more liberals in the eastern half, around Spokanistan.
He is pretty cool with it so we have a man on the inside.
Haha, what, did you just move to LA or San Diego?
It seems to me your monetary funds may be best used to put down a deposit on an apartment :P We can hang out when I fly up for PAX this summer.
Also the lib'rals outweigh the Pubs in Washington, anyways. We already decide what goes and what doesn't in this state (read: Seattle is the real capitol, not Olympia).
ahahahaha.
And yeah I heartily support the unconditional burning of most baby boomers.
Well, that is true. I guess the balance is more heavily liberal. It's just, if you look at the district breakdowns, practically the only blue districts are the coastal ones. It's always scary to look at the amount of red real estate.
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No idea, probably. The Indian in their call center is laughing very hard right now.
Or eugenics/political prisons. I'm not really sure which is more morally reprehensible. Do inbred rednecks count as real people?
I too enjoy laughing at human misery.
Oh, how I laughed out loud. The boy is totally checking it out.
Agreed.
He deserves all the love, but any particular reason for it? Listening to FutureSex?
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It looks like the girl is about to grab a handful.
you're playing a dangerous game sir!
Somebody cheer me up.
I laughed until I cried.
It was funny when the whole herd of them bolted then a second later fell over in tandem.
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Morning.
It's Thursday, oh look - more ancient Greek. :sigh:
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Right?