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    ChurchChurch Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Seriously. I could scrape up change I find every day and probably pay eight dollars a month. Then again I've never had to pay for my internet access.

    Or food.

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    AegeriAegeri Tiny wee bacteriums Plateau of LengRegistered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Tarranon wrote: »
    Church wrote: »
    Man, when I add financial responsibilities onto my wages I hope it doesn't keep me from affording eight dollars a month.

    These have been rough times for Tarrco enterprises.

    There is more competition from the local male prostitute rings.

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    Look Out it's Sabs!Look Out it's Sabs! Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Aegeri wrote: »
    James wrote: »
    Gooey wrote: »
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    Medopine wrote: »
    Do you guys bitch about impossible stuff in super hero movies too?

    SPIDERMAN WAS TOTALLY RIDICULOUS THERES NO WAY A GUY COULD GET BIT BY A RADIOACTIVE SPIDER AND GET ANYTHING OTHER THAN A TUMOR.

    How would you know? You've never been bitten by a radioactive spider. PHONY!

    HEY! THIS GUY'S A PHONY!

    YOU CAN'T USE THE SAME INSULT THAT I JUST USED AGAINST YOU A MINUTE AGO! THIS GUY'S UNORIGINAL!

    I BET HE'S A PHONY!

    HEY EVERYONE, THERE'S A BIG PHONY OVER HERE!

    I'M NOT A PHONY THAT OTHER GUY IS A PHONY YOU PHONY!

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    AegeriAegeri Tiny wee bacteriums Plateau of LengRegistered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Aegeri wrote: »
    James wrote: »
    Gooey wrote: »
    James wrote: »
    Gooey wrote: »
    Medopine wrote: »
    Do you guys bitch about impossible stuff in super hero movies too?

    SPIDERMAN WAS TOTALLY RIDICULOUS THERES NO WAY A GUY COULD GET BIT BY A RADIOACTIVE SPIDER AND GET ANYTHING OTHER THAN A TUMOR.

    How would you know? You've never been bitten by a radioactive spider. PHONY!

    HEY! THIS GUY'S A PHONY!

    YOU CAN'T USE THE SAME INSULT THAT I JUST USED AGAINST YOU A MINUTE AGO! THIS GUY'S UNORIGINAL!

    I BET HE'S A PHONY!

    HEY EVERYONE, THERE'S A BIG PHONY OVER HERE!

    I'M NOT A PHONY THAT OTHER GUY IS A PHONY YOU PHONY!

    NUH-UH YOU'RE A BIG PHONY CALLING PHONY PHONY!

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    Look Out it's Sabs!Look Out it's Sabs! Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    You know I hated that book so much.

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    AegeriAegeri Tiny wee bacteriums Plateau of LengRegistered User regular
    edited March 2008
    I think we killed the [Chat] Sabs.

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    gundam470gundam470 Drunk Gorilla CaliforniaRegistered User regular
    edited March 2008
    I really wish I hadn't gotten involved.

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    Look Out it's Sabs!Look Out it's Sabs! Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Aegeri wrote: »
    I think we killed the [Chat] Sabs.

    Only because you are such a phony!

    Okay I will stop now, I swear.

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    electricitylikesmeelectricitylikesme Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Aegeri you used to post stuff now you just murder [chat]. And kittens I bet.

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    Look Out it's Sabs!Look Out it's Sabs! Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Aegeri you used to post stuff now you just murder [chat]. And kittens I bet.

    He makes them into plushies.

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    AegeriAegeri Tiny wee bacteriums Plateau of LengRegistered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Aegeri you used to post stuff now you just murder [chat]. And kittens I bet.

    I did didn't I. Currently, I am wasting time while eating and surfing. I have been so busy with SCIENCE! that I haven't really had the incentive to get into a long drawn out debate on the internet or post many threads myself.

    Edit: I did spam both meat threads into submission though.

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    gundam470gundam470 Drunk Gorilla CaliforniaRegistered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Aegeri you used to post stuff now you just murder [chat]. And kittens I bet.

    He makes them into plushies.

    And feeds my dog mushrooms.

    I mean...

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    Look Out it's Sabs!Look Out it's Sabs! Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    You know it's been a long time since I was a leading poster in a chat thread. A looong time.

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    electricitylikesmeelectricitylikesme Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Aegeri wrote: »
    Aegeri you used to post stuff now you just murder [chat]. And kittens I bet.

    I did didn't I. Currently, I am wasting time while eating and surfing. I have been so busy with SCIENCE! that I haven't really had the incentive to get into a long drawn out debate on the internet or post many threads myself.

    Edit: I did spam both meat threads into submission though.
    It's ok I don't really post stuff anymore let's be best ebuds.

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    AegeriAegeri Tiny wee bacteriums Plateau of LengRegistered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Aegeri wrote: »
    Aegeri you used to post stuff now you just murder [chat]. And kittens I bet.

    I did didn't I. Currently, I am wasting time while eating and surfing. I have been so busy with SCIENCE! that I haven't really had the incentive to get into a long drawn out debate on the internet or post many threads myself.

    Edit: I did spam both meat threads into submission though.
    It's ok I don't really post stuff anymore let's be best ebuds.

    E-BUDS. You should add me on MSN if you have it then. Then solicit me for sexual intercourse.

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    jotatejotate Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Eating cinnamon oatmeal straight from the package just to stay conscious. Argh.

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    Look Out it's Sabs!Look Out it's Sabs! Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    I have msn. :D

    However I do not solicit for sexual intercourse.

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    JamesJames Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Aegeri wrote: »
    I did spam both meat threads into submission though.

    O-ho!

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    JamesJames Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    jotate wrote: »
    Eating cinnamon oatmeal straight from the package just to stay conscious. Argh.

    The trick is to stay active.

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    AegeriAegeri Tiny wee bacteriums Plateau of LengRegistered User regular
    edited March 2008
    James wrote: »
    Aegeri wrote: »
    I did spam both meat threads into submission though.

    O-ho!

    Nobody can take a discussion about Escherchia coli or Campylobacter jejuni.

    In an update though, I've discovered that C. jejuni is just as prevalent in organic chicken as in battery hens.

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    ChurchChurch Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Jotate, if it's any consolation, Portal isn't as good as you've been told.

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    AegeriAegeri Tiny wee bacteriums Plateau of LengRegistered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Church wrote: »
    Jotate, if it's any consolation, Portal isn't as good as you've been told.

    CHURCH IS A LIE.

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    Look Out it's Sabs!Look Out it's Sabs! Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Aegeri wrote: »
    Church wrote: »
    Jotate, if it's any consolation, Portal isn't as good as you've been told.

    CHURCH IS A LIE.

    And welcome to the 21st century.

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    ChurchChurch Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    No. It isn't. It just isn't. It is a highly creative puzzle game but it isn't that good. You know what would be an original game? A game about an actual modern conflict. Somebody make a Chechen War game so I can refuse to play it.

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    FeralFeral MEMETICHARIZARD interior crocodile alligator ⇔ ǝɹʇɐǝɥʇ ǝᴉʌoɯ ʇǝloɹʌǝɥɔ ɐ ǝʌᴉɹp ᴉRegistered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Well, Portal is one of those things that has taken on such glorious praise that it can be nothing but overrated. If being overrated means that a thing's reputation exceeds its actual value, and its reputation is that of perfection, then of course its reputation is going to present an unattainable ideal and therefore it's going to be overrated.

    However, Portal is still really, really good.

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    every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.

    the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
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    ChurchChurch Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    It is really good. However I was not able to enjoy it at all because you fuckers had me thinking it was the second coming of the fucking Christ.

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    Look Out it's Sabs!Look Out it's Sabs! Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Church wrote: »
    It is really good. However I was not able to enjoy it at all because you fuckers had me thinking it was the second coming of the fucking Christ.

    Like the first one was that special anyways.

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    ChurchChurch Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Seriously. When I got to the Weighted Companion Cube...
    I was like, oh boy, the Weighted Companion Cube. Time to see what all the hype is about. From all that I heard about it, and from the continued insistence that the Cube wouldn't talk to me (From the AI), I was sure that at some point the Cube would open up as the character I had been lead to believe it was. But no. I got to the incinerator, and I was thinking, oh, this must be where it comes out, am I right? Something is going to save this little fucker so it can assume its role in the game. And I drop it in, and that's it. Half an hour later I came to the realisation that it wasn't coming back, it wasn't being saved by any sort of deus ex machina. It was just a box. Just a fucking box. Jesus Christ.

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    electricitylikesmeelectricitylikesme Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Church wrote: »
    It is really good. However I was not able to enjoy it at all because you fuckers had me thinking it was the second coming of the fucking Christ.

    God damn it Church, haven't you learned to lower your expectations yet so you can actually enjoy things?

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    AegeriAegeri Tiny wee bacteriums Plateau of LengRegistered User regular
    edited March 2008
    I've been here 5 years today. WHERE IS MY CAKE.

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    jotatejotate Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    I just want to understand all the inside jokes and shit that have been appearing on just about every user-driven website I've visited since the damn game was released.

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    ChurchChurch Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Actually, I make that a policy, for just about everything. Life never disappoints me, because it's always disappointing me. But I wasn't lead to believe Portal was simply better than it was. I was lead to believe that it was more than it was. See my last post for an example.

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    FeralFeral MEMETICHARIZARD interior crocodile alligator ⇔ ǝɹʇɐǝɥʇ ǝᴉʌoɯ ʇǝloɹʌǝɥɔ ɐ ǝʌᴉɹp ᴉRegistered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Speaking of the second coming of Christ, I dress up as zombie Jesus again this year for Zombie Day. (aka Easter)

    Only this year: METAL ZOMBIE JESUS

    Feral on
    every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.

    the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
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    jotatejotate Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Aegeri wrote: »
    I've been here 5 years today. WHERE IS MY CAKE.
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    AegeriAegeri Tiny wee bacteriums Plateau of LengRegistered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Church wrote: »
    It is really good. However I was not able to enjoy it at all because you fuckers had me thinking it was the second coming of the fucking Christ.

    God damn it Church, haven't you learned to lower your expectations yet so you can actually enjoy things?

    It's like lowering your trousers - urgh wait.

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    AegeriAegeri Tiny wee bacteriums Plateau of LengRegistered User regular
    edited March 2008
    jotate wrote: »
    Aegeri wrote: »
    I've been here 5 years today. WHERE IS MY CAKE.
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    You spelt my name wrong, but it will do.

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    ChurchChurch Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    jotate wrote: »
    I just want to understand all the inside jokes and shit that have been appearing on just about every user-driven website I've visited since the damn game was released.

    The humour in the inside jokes is that they aren't really inside jokes. There's nothing to them at all. Period.

    Edit: The only exception is when people reference "Still Alive" in conversation, but you can very well hear that song without playing the game.

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    FeralFeral MEMETICHARIZARD interior crocodile alligator ⇔ ǝɹʇɐǝɥʇ ǝᴉʌoɯ ʇǝloɹʌǝɥɔ ɐ ǝʌᴉɹp ᴉRegistered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Jesus has come back from the dead to ROCK!

    You can't kill the metal!
    The Romans tried to crucify the metal! They failed as they were thrown to the ground!

    Feral on
    every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.

    the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
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    IreneDAdlerIreneDAdler Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Aegeri wrote: »
    I've been here 5 years today. WHERE IS MY CAKE.

    The cake is a lie.
    I'm so sorry.

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    IreneDAdlerIreneDAdler Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Church wrote: »
    jotate wrote: »
    I just want to understand all the inside jokes and shit that have been appearing on just about every user-driven website I've visited since the damn game was released.

    The humour in the inside jokes is that they aren't really inside jokes. There's nothing to them at all. Period.

    Edit: The only exception is when people reference "Still Alive" in conversation, but you can very well hear that song without playing the game.

    Yes, but the song is so much more meaningful if you've played the game and know about GLaDOS' character.

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