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Stupid shit people do with their kids

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  • bowtiedsealbowtiedseal Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    I was talking to a professor about russian the other day

    he said he got to a level of proficiency in which he could talk to most anyone about anything by four summers of intensive study in really good programs, classes in college and living for russia for a year

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  • BYToadyBYToady Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Daric wrote: »
    I'm being serious though, is there anyone on here that's connected with the FBI? Because I've been looking into becoming a special agent when I get out of college.

    I've been studying Russian on my own for the past eight months.

    It's not that bad, just get the appropriate books and there are plenty of .wav files on the internet to help with pronounciation

    You're doing it wrong, you're supposed to link google and insult his manhood.

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  • Me Too!Me Too! __BANNED USERS regular
    edited May 2008
    I can talk to people in Mexico about hamburgers, beer, and bathrooms

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  • The Otaku SuppositoryThe Otaku Suppository Bawstan New EnglandRegistered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Daric wrote: »
    I'm being serious though, is there anyone on here that's connected with the FBI? Because I've been looking into becoming a special agent when I get out of college.
    yo whats up i am

    don't ask don't tell has failed once again

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    NEVER COUNT OUT TOUCHDOWN TOM.
    NO ONE DENIES THIS.
  • bowtiedsealbowtiedseal Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    knowing how to say hamburguesa, cerveza and baño does not mean you can talk about them

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  • BYToadyBYToady Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    I can order tacos and burritos.

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  • BearstranautBearstranaut Registered User
    edited May 2008
    knowing how to say hamburguesa, cerveza and baño does not mean you can talk about them

    "DONDE ESTA FUCKING BANO."

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    You ever try and draw Falcor as a giant dong? No? It just ends up looking like a long cyclops.
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
  • FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    i imagine russian would be pretty hard to learn

    it's got ten times more retarded rules than english

    i don't even remember them all anymore, since well i don't live there anymore and my proficiency is declining. still, even if i don't remember the particular rules, i just go by what sounds right.

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  • BYToadyBYToady Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Obviously you just have to speak English really slowly and loud.

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  • Volucrisus AedriusVolucrisus Aedrius Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    BYToady wrote: »
    Obviously you just have to speak English really slowly and loud.

    But remember don't adjust your inflection or tone to allow easier comprehension.

    Just keep getting louder until they understand you.

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    Dex Dynamo wrote: »
    Keith wrote:
    What would be your ultimate slam dunk??
    I would dunk it so hard my parents would love each other again
  • FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    after four years of highschool Italian (three of which i passed) i know

    dove l'autobus?

    and uhhhh

    mi chiamo michael?

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  • BYToadyBYToady Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    BYToady wrote: »
    Obviously you just have to speak English really slowly and loud.

    But remember don't adjust your inflection or tone to allow easier comprehension.

    Just keep getting louder until they understand you.

    Damn straight, imprint those soundwaves into their skulls.

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  • The Far SideThe Far Side __BANNED USERS regular
    edited May 2008
    Faricazy wrote: »
    i imagine russian would be pretty hard to learn

    it's got ten times more retarded rules than english

    i don't even remember them all anymore, since well i don't live there anymore and my proficiency is declining. still, even if i don't remember the particular rules, i just go by what sounds right.
    YOU GUYS ALMOST HAD A LATIN ALPHABET

    ALMOST

    GJ, BORIS THE FIRST

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  • Cold Salmon and HatredCold Salmon and Hatred __BANNED USERS regular
    edited May 2008
    l'autobus?

    That's french

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  • BYToadyBYToady Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    I failed German so badly the teacher asked me not to come back after the first semester.

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  • bowtiedsealbowtiedseal Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    I'm complaining to my roommate about the 5 minute recording I have to make for my spanish final about a show dog and I think she's getting annoyed at me since she has to write a 20 page paper

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  • The Far SideThe Far Side __BANNED USERS regular
    edited May 2008
    actually "bus" is pretty acceptable in french

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  • JansonJanson Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Why would they want a latin alphabet

    Cyrillic is awesome and phonetic

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  • KoshianKoshian __BANNED USERS regular
    edited May 2008
    I'm in my third year of spanish classes

    I am so goddamn bad at it

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  • The Far SideThe Far Side __BANNED USERS regular
    edited May 2008
    Janson wrote: »
    Why would they want a latin alphabet

    Cyrillic is awesome and phonetic
    yeah but it makes no sense to us faggot latin readers

    i mean really Bbl should be BIBBLE NOT YHAFHDGJNROV

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  • Cold Salmon and HatredCold Salmon and Hatred __BANNED USERS regular
    edited May 2008
    I despise my french teacher and thus I am not taking it in Grade 12

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  • Spectre-xSpectre-x Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    My favourite history teacher used to be a Russian translator in the Dutch navy or some such.

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  • FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    teefs peter the great is gonna kick your fucking ass

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  • Volucrisus AedriusVolucrisus Aedrius Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Wait.

    Hold the fucking phone.

    The Dutch have a navy?

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    Dex Dynamo wrote: »
    Keith wrote:
    What would be your ultimate slam dunk??
    I would dunk it so hard my parents would love each other again
  • The Far SideThe Far Side __BANNED USERS regular
    edited May 2008
    wasn't it the dutch who have a high ranking officer that's a penguin.

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  • bowtiedsealbowtiedseal Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Koshian wrote: »
    I'm in my third year of spanish classes

    I am so goddamn bad at it

    I find spanish pretty easy to pick up

    way faster than tagalog, that's for damn sure

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  • KoshianKoshian __BANNED USERS regular
    edited May 2008
    Koshian wrote: »
    I'm in my third year of spanish classes

    I am so goddamn bad at it

    I find spanish pretty easy to pick up

    way faster than tagalog, that's for damn sure

    it would probably be easy if I weren't super lazy

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  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    wasn't it the dutch who have a high ranking officer that's a penguin.

    finland I think

    not positive though

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    Skayel wrote:
    One time, I had a friend over to play a bit of Red Alert on my LAN. During the game he said he needed to go to the bathroom, so we paused it. After about 10 minutes of wondering where the hell he went, I get up and go to check on him.

    Turns out he was trying to screw my dog.
    Once I was taking a poop at a restaurant and a kid crept underneath the door into my stall. I let out a big fart and then he threw up all over the floor in front of me and I just stared at him.
  • satansfingerssatansfingers Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Wait.

    Hold the fucking phone.

    The Dutch have a navy?

    they're coastal

    why wouldn't they

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  • KingAgamemnonKingAgamemnon Registered User
    edited May 2008
    Cyrillic is base on Greek yes

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  • DaricDaric Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Totally getting Rosetta Stone: Russian.

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  • Volucrisus AedriusVolucrisus Aedrius Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Wait.

    Hold the fucking phone.

    The Dutch have a navy?

    they're coastal

    why wouldn't they

    Because they've got a shitty country. Who would attack the dutch? I mean seriously.

    All they're good for is... a lot of stuff Germany does better.

    Oh, and they also from time to time poke the hornet's nest of Islam with a Muhammad cartoon.

    I mean, hell, if Farside is to be believed they made a penguin an officer. My list of "reasons the dutch deserve a navy" is coming up short.

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    Dex Dynamo wrote: »
    Keith wrote:
    What would be your ultimate slam dunk??
    I would dunk it so hard my parents would love each other again
  • DaricDaric Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    But, the Dutch make amazing ovens.

    And clogs.

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  • satansfingerssatansfingers Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Wait.

    Hold the fucking phone.

    The Dutch have a navy?

    they're coastal

    why wouldn't they

    Because they've got a shitty country. Who would attack the dutch? I mean seriously.

    All they're good for is... a lot of stuff Germany does better.

    Oh, and they also from time to time poke the hornet's nest of Islam with a Muhammad cartoon.

    I mean, hell, if Farside is to be believed they made a penguin an officer. My list of "reasons the dutch deserve a navy" is coming up short.

    how else would they defend their stash?

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  • JansonJanson Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    The Dutch used to be pretty darn powerful

    and were very important in sea trade

    EDIT: And the Mohammed cartoon was the Danes, Volyu

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  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    used to janson

    used to

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    Skayel wrote:
    One time, I had a friend over to play a bit of Red Alert on my LAN. During the game he said he needed to go to the bathroom, so we paused it. After about 10 minutes of wondering where the hell he went, I get up and go to check on him.

    Turns out he was trying to screw my dog.
    Once I was taking a poop at a restaurant and a kid crept underneath the door into my stall. I let out a big fart and then he threw up all over the floor in front of me and I just stared at him.
  • JansonJanson Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Naval_history_of_the_Netherlands

    Select quotes:
    In the course of the 17th century Dutch wealth and maritime expansion was the source of much envy across Europe, but especially in England.
    Although the Dutch fleet was the largest of the world at the time

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  • CrossBusterCrossBuster Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Wait.

    Hold the fucking phone.

    The Dutch have a navy?

    they're coastal

    why wouldn't they

    Because they've got a shitty country. Who would attack the dutch? I mean seriously.

    All they're good for is... a lot of stuff Germany does better.

    Oh, and they also from time to time poke the hornet's nest of Islam with a Muhammad cartoon.

    I mean, hell, if Farside is to be believed they made a penguin an officer. My list of "reasons the dutch deserve a navy" is coming up short.

    1. That was the Danes (well, not "The Danes" as such, more like a couple Danish cartoonists)

    2. Yes, it was there fault. Not the people who would threaten to behead a cartoonist for making a cartoon they don't like.

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  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Wait.

    Hold the fucking phone.

    The Dutch have a navy?

    they're coastal

    why wouldn't they

    Because they've got a shitty country. Who would attack the dutch? I mean seriously.

    All they're good for is... a lot of stuff Germany does better.

    Oh, and they also from time to time poke the hornet's nest of Islam with a Muhammad cartoon.

    I mean, hell, if Farside is to be believed they made a penguin an officer. My list of "reasons the dutch deserve a navy" is coming up short.

    1. That was the Danes.

    2. Yes, it was there fault. Not the people who would threaten to behead a cartoonist for making a cartoon they don't like.
    I see you do not get sarcasm

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    Skayel wrote:
    One time, I had a friend over to play a bit of Red Alert on my LAN. During the game he said he needed to go to the bathroom, so we paused it. After about 10 minutes of wondering where the hell he went, I get up and go to check on him.

    Turns out he was trying to screw my dog.
    Once I was taking a poop at a restaurant and a kid crept underneath the door into my stall. I let out a big fart and then he threw up all over the floor in front of me and I just stared at him.
  • satansfingerssatansfingers Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    who here has honestly not threatened to behead a cartoonist once or twice in their lifetime

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