I've been to exactly one country: America. But that'll change this summer when I go and visit Europe, Australia, and New Zealand. I'm quite worred about New Zealand, though. I've heard from many different sources that sheep-fucking is quite prominent.
Anyway.
So, why don't you cocks show off and share where you have been/what have you done around the world? Any interesting stories?
Any tips on how to take advantage of sheep?
Socialism is the concrete foundation of America. Capitalism is the flimsy tin shack that sits upon it.
ArtreusI'm a wizardAnd that looks fucked upRegistered Userregular
edited May 2008
Oh, I have a friend studying abroad in New Zealand right now. Apparently the sheep outnumber the people there a lot. So uh.. maybe they just have some really attractive sheep?
These lists were copied from that facebook app since I honestly can't even remember the places where I've lived any more.
I've been to (but not lived in):
Australia
Bahamas
China
France
Germany
Hawaii
Ireland
Italy
Mexico (in both the actual vacation and the "I live within view of there" sense)
New Zealand
Philippines
Portugal
Scotland
Sicily
Spain
Wales
A good chunk of the States as I've moved around. Taking in the sights as the Navy moved my family to various hospitals
Where I've lived:
England
Japan
California (North and South; SOUTH 4EVUR)
Florida
Texas
Guam (learned this recently. I was young and didn't realize we had moved from there to Florida)
My parents were serving as doctors for the Navy, so they used to get re-stationed a lot. Even when we settled down they liked to go on a lot of vacations.
During high school I was part of a... let's just say it is a professional gay outlet. The director of the group managed to convince the school board that a two week international vacation branded as a "cultural exchange" would be good for these blossoming fags. Pretty sweet.
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That's unbelievably cool. Your new name is cool guy. Let's have sex.
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WeaverWho are you?What do you want?Registered Userregular
edited May 2008
Born in Texas, 1979.
Moved to West Germany, 1986. While here I get to visit Austria, Switzerland and Italy.
Berlin Wall/USSR falls, 1989, I witness firsthand the reunification of Germany and the influx of Soviet bloc immigrants.
1991, we move to Ft. Sill, Oklahoma.
1995, we move back to Texas.
1997, back to Ft. Sill.
1998 I complete boot at Ft. Benning, Georgia and get assigned to Camp Greaves, within mortar range of the DMZ in South Korea.
1999 I am reassigned to Ft. Campbell, KY.
2001 I am shipped off to Shabaz air base in Pakistan.
2002 I deploy into hostile operations in Afghanistan.
Later in 2002 I go back to Ft. Sill via the following route: Afghanistan>Pakistan>Oman>Quatarr>Cyprus>Germany>Ireland>Atlanta to do specialized training, then re-station to Ft. Lewis, WA
2003, medical discharge from Army, lived in the Seattle area ever since.
i lived in england for a while and canada. i'm australian otherwise
i'm probably moving back to vancouver next year. sydney's a great city but i'd never afford to live here and have a family. i can't wait 'till vancouver's market crashes after the olympics in 2010 and we can invest in some property
i'd love to see more of the states and europe, especially eastern europe. once you travel you kind of never want to stop. i can't really stop, since i have close family on two continents... i guess i'm doomed to constantly wander the earth. with all sorts of credit cards.
i'd never bring up kids in england, it's too cultured there for its own good. plus the weather's crap. but i'd love to live there again sometime. it's a great country and maybe it's just because my mum's english but i identify more with brits than australians or anyone else - they're so dryly humorous and self deprecating. good stuff.
also the pubs. man i miss having two pubs on every corner
WeaverWho are you?What do you want?Registered Userregular
edited May 2008
I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched c-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhäuser Gate.
who else here has 2 passports?
its pretty cool
if i felt like it i could just hop on a plane to europe and start working
also when i get this oic card i can do the same with india
I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched c-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhäuser Gate.
I've only seen that movie once
I feel like there's a lot more to it then what I picked up from one viewing
am I correct
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edited May 2008
Norway is in France
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FishmanPut your goddamned hand in the goddamned Box of Pain.Registered Userregular
I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched c-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhäuser Gate.
who else here has 2 passports?
its pretty cool
if i felt like it i could just hop on a plane to europe and start working
also when i get this oic card i can do the same with india
I've lived in the philippines, japan, spain and the united states and been to france, england, ireland, scotland, canada, germany, italy and belgium
this summer I am going to tanzania, singapore and cambodia (and I really hope thailand for a weekend or something). I am trying to fill up my passport so I have to get an addition to it
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IpseDixitTreat me like a pirateAnd give me that bootyRegistered Userregular
edited May 2008
This one time I left Santa Cruz County. It kind of smelled.
in new zealand we met this sailor who was good at telling all these stories about all this crazy shit hed seen travelling around
like getting robbed by pirates
and going to some island called Chacachacare near trinidad which used to be a leper colony, and for a few years after everyone on the island died no one would go there for fear of the disease
but he went anyway and there were all these neat mansions and stuff and everything was in the right place and it was like a ghost town where everyone had just suddenly left without packing anything up
so completely abandoned, fully furnished houses and mansions all around and free to explore
sounded really cool
and i think there was a graveyard, but one of the bodies was only partially covered and they thought (maybe there was some evidence, like matching a diary to some id) that it was the last person on the island, who died all by themselves and tried to bury themselves a bit just before death
apparently now everything has been looted and donald trump was thinking about building a casino there
in new zealand we met this sailor who was good at telling all these stories about all this crazy shit hed seen travelling around
like getting robbed by pirates
and going to some island called Chacachacare near trinidad which used to be a leper colony, and for a few years after everyone on the island died no one would go there for fear of the disease
but he went anyway and there were all these neat mansions and stuff and everything was in the right place and it was like a ghost town where everyone had just suddenly left without packing anything up
so completely abandoned, fully furnished houses and mansions all around and free to explore
sounded really cool
and i think there was a graveyard, but one of the bodies was only partially covered and they thought (maybe there was some evidence, like matching a diary to some id) that it was the last person on the island, who died all by themselves and tried to bury themselves a bit just before death
apparently now everything has been looted and donald trump was thinking about building a casino there
oh and today i went to the local shops and saw this cigarette store i had never seen before
decent selection of smokes and cigars
as well as
heaps of candy and chocolate and my god it was like being a kid again
just all over the place
the smokes were only a small part of the store
i was in there for a minute or 2 and the only other customer was some girl like 8 years old
I am loosely planning on joining the peace corps next year and hopefully get sent to south or central america, I don't know how much good speaking spanish would do me in francophone africa.
however I am also getting more leery of the dangers of traveling extensively all by my lonesome
in new zealand we met this sailor who was good at telling all these stories about all this crazy shit hed seen travelling around
like getting robbed by pirates
and going to some island called Chacachacare near trinidad which used to be a leper colony, and for a few years after everyone on the island died no one would go there for fear of the disease
but he went anyway and there were all these neat mansions and stuff and everything was in the right place and it was like a ghost town where everyone had just suddenly left without packing anything up
so completely abandoned, fully furnished houses and mansions all around and free to explore
sounded really cool
and i think there was a graveyard, but one of the bodies was only partially covered and they thought (maybe there was some evidence, like matching a diary to some id) that it was the last person on the island, who died all by themselves and tried to bury themselves a bit just before death
apparently now everything has been looted and donald trump was thinking about building a casino there
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Prague is probably my favorite place ever.
Why?
Nice people, beautiful buildings everywhere you look, good, cheap beer.
These lists were copied from that facebook app since I honestly can't even remember the places where I've lived any more.
I've been to (but not lived in):
Where I've lived:
My parents were serving as doctors for the Navy, so they used to get re-stationed a lot. Even when we settled down they liked to go on a lot of vacations.
During high school I was part of a... let's just say it is a professional gay outlet. The director of the group managed to convince the school board that a two week international vacation branded as a "cultural exchange" would be good for these blossoming fags. Pretty sweet.
Apparently, I'm going to have to kill all of you.
The rest of you are on notice.
Moved to West Germany, 1986. While here I get to visit Austria, Switzerland and Italy.
Berlin Wall/USSR falls, 1989, I witness firsthand the reunification of Germany and the influx of Soviet bloc immigrants.
1991, we move to Ft. Sill, Oklahoma.
1995, we move back to Texas.
1997, back to Ft. Sill.
1998 I complete boot at Ft. Benning, Georgia and get assigned to Camp Greaves, within mortar range of the DMZ in South Korea.
1999 I am reassigned to Ft. Campbell, KY.
2001 I am shipped off to Shabaz air base in Pakistan.
2002 I deploy into hostile operations in Afghanistan.
Later in 2002 I go back to Ft. Sill via the following route: Afghanistan>Pakistan>Oman>Quatarr>Cyprus>Germany>Ireland>Atlanta to do specialized training, then re-station to Ft. Lewis, WA
2003, medical discharge from Army, lived in the Seattle area ever since.
i'm probably moving back to vancouver next year. sydney's a great city but i'd never afford to live here and have a family. i can't wait 'till vancouver's market crashes after the olympics in 2010 and we can invest in some property
i'd love to see more of the states and europe, especially eastern europe. once you travel you kind of never want to stop. i can't really stop, since i have close family on two continents... i guess i'm doomed to constantly wander the earth. with all sorts of credit cards.
It's pretty neat.
also the pubs. man i miss having two pubs on every corner
that should be about it
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only lived in australia though
its pretty cool
if i felt like it i could just hop on a plane to europe and start working
also when i get this oic card i can do the same with india
I've only seen that movie once
I feel like there's a lot more to it then what I picked up from one viewing
am I correct
I have two, and permanent residence in Canada.
My wife has three.
I hear that
Also! Every time I mention that I was in a production of Tannhäuser people do that damn quote. So help me, Weaver
this summer I am going to tanzania, singapore and cambodia (and I really hope thailand for a weekend or something). I am trying to fill up my passport so I have to get an addition to it
this might be missing a few that I went to when I was very young
USA
Canada
Belize
Costa Rica
Switzerland
Italy
Spain
France
England
Turkey (Istanbul is a kickin' city)
and I'm not 15 yet
I can't imagine what the list will look like when I'm 30
this is true but I've got another 3 years or so
like getting robbed by pirates
and going to some island called Chacachacare near trinidad which used to be a leper colony, and for a few years after everyone on the island died no one would go there for fear of the disease
but he went anyway and there were all these neat mansions and stuff and everything was in the right place and it was like a ghost town where everyone had just suddenly left without packing anything up
so completely abandoned, fully furnished houses and mansions all around and free to explore
sounded really cool
and i think there was a graveyard, but one of the bodies was only partially covered and they thought (maybe there was some evidence, like matching a diary to some id) that it was the last person on the island, who died all by themselves and tried to bury themselves a bit just before death
apparently now everything has been looted and donald trump was thinking about building a casino there
that is awesome and sad and scary and sad
decent selection of smokes and cigars
as well as
heaps of candy and chocolate and my god it was like being a kid again
just all over the place
the smokes were only a small part of the store
i was in there for a minute or 2 and the only other customer was some girl like 8 years old
The Americas:
I've been basically everywhere save the west coast of the USA, including a road trip to Alaska.
Mexico
Canada
The Bahamas
Asia:
Korea (I've lived here now 8 years)
Japan
China
Thailand
Cambodia
Europe:
Sweden
Norway
Denmark
Germany
Netherlands
Poland
Hungary
Switzerland
England
France
Italy
Czech Republic
Austria
The Vatican
Africa:
South Africa
(I saw Swaziland, but it's too crazy to actually enter that place.)
Eventually I'll make my way to South America and around Oceania. I want to make it to all seven continents before I die.
however I am also getting more leery of the dangers of traveling extensively all by my lonesome
this
this is the saddest thing
You want to visit Antarctica as well?