Don't be... believe me, I understand your frustration, Pony. The thing is... no one is going to change anyone's opinions in here. I share your opinion but I still recognize this. It's okay, dude. If I could snog you right now I would, just because you're a pretty awesome dude.
that being said thought, i don't think anyone who'd use the term "new office slut" for real (not saying you are) is normal
i am drunk and being dramatic, take most of what i say down about 3 notches
Oh right that makes sense then. Yeah no i can see what you're getting at. You talk about this girl that was grinding on your lap in a club is pretty normal. You talk about doing it with a dude, 9/10 there's either a bunch of questions about being gay or akwardness.
you should be yourself but you should also be aware of the sort of image you are projecting
especially if your goal is tolerance and understanding
Is there something intolerant about buff men in pink speedos?
I would say there is not!
not inherently
it's just the fact that some people are going to go "see this is the kind of shit I'm talking about" and then you'll get more people voting against gay marriage because they're afraid that they'll run around like that all the time
some people are too dumb to understand that this crazy parade is not how gay people act all the time
I guess that's their problem
but when you're trying to get them to understand and get alone with you it becomes your problem as well
again, completely observational, not gay, I don't mind pride parades, some of my best friends are black etc etc
shoe would you like to look at comics and play video games and indulge in other activities that we can mutually enjoy regardless of our sexual orientation
because i hate gay pride and wish it would go away
but cog is a nice dude and i am not vocally against him having fun
i just wish it wasn't like this
Pony... I never said I was going. As a matter of fact, I'm not. I'm spending the next two nights waiting for women who are with pod to squirt out their goo-coated larvae and try and learn something from it other than the reaffirmation of my dislike of vagina... and my vow not to reproduce.
After my last day of class on Tuesday I'm taking off for a week and going camping with two uber-sexy man twins.
Potatoe: okay
I'm not going to Pride either; I'll be in Vancouver gambling with minors (except they'll be legal there.)
God dammit this is a thread about womens pushing womb-boogers through their no-no place. SHUT UP about gay pride for fuck's sake. We're NOT going to agree on this.
Sure. Let's shift the subject.
So you're a... midwife or something? Is it true that when women give birth, they eject a mucous plug that stops up the womb and it's like a hockeypuck of mucous and the baby stares up at you balefully as it emerges from the womb, resentful that you have brought it into this vale of suffering and tears?
Actually, yes... the mucus plug is in the cervix and it does 'eject' so to speak.
No I'm not a midwife... I'm a paramedic student. As part of my training clinicals I have to spend certain hours in labor and delivery. I also spend time in the OR to practice intubations (sticking a tube down your throat), the ED, PICU, ICU, etc etc... I even spend time in the cardiac catheterization lab... which was 8 boring hours of fucking shit.
Heck, in my home towns annual festival parade with have marching bands with cheerleaders and dancing girls in tight outfits, floats made to look like all sorts of odd things. Clowns, those guys with the fezs and go carts, it's not exactly a cross section of a normal day.
As to the vagina thing, vagina's are great, I like them, and am currently pursuing meeting someone with one. I hope she likes talking about it because then we'd have something in common.
shoe would you like to look at comics and play video games and indulge in other activities that we can mutually enjoy regardless of our sexual orientation
shoe would you like to look at comics and play video games and indulge in other activities that we can mutually enjoy regardless of our sexual orientation
nobody really is online and i refuse to play with random assholes
so i loaned it to my little brother
Don't apologize, dude... I haven't played it in months. Probably because I've been too busy with school, but whatevs. I'm not pissed about it or anything. I'm just glad you got some enjoyment out of it
And to answer the other question, Riale... yes. Yes I do.
Actualy I'm about to nip on over to the ICU and see if one of the PSA's are there. He and I hit it off pretty well the other night and I think he's interested. We worked the night shift together last week and he made sure we watched the sunrise together. I'm gonna ask him out for coffee after work in the morning.
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yeah this was probably one of the worst ideas
Don't be... believe me, I understand your frustration, Pony. The thing is... no one is going to change anyone's opinions in here. I share your opinion but I still recognize this. It's okay, dude.
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Oh right that makes sense then. Yeah no i can see what you're getting at. You talk about this girl that was grinding on your lap in a club is pretty normal. You talk about doing it with a dude, 9/10 there's either a bunch of questions about being gay or akwardness.
not inherently
it's just the fact that some people are going to go "see this is the kind of shit I'm talking about" and then you'll get more people voting against gay marriage because they're afraid that they'll run around like that all the time
some people are too dumb to understand that this crazy parade is not how gay people act all the time
I guess that's their problem
but when you're trying to get them to understand and get alone with you it becomes your problem as well
again, completely observational, not gay, I don't mind pride parades, some of my best friends are black etc etc
you're not going to be here for my birthday?
Actually, yes... the mucus plug is in the cervix and it does 'eject' so to speak.
No I'm not a midwife... I'm a paramedic student. As part of my training clinicals I have to spend certain hours in labor and delivery. I also spend time in the OR to practice intubations (sticking a tube down your throat), the ED, PICU, ICU, etc etc... I even spend time in the cardiac catheterization lab... which was 8 boring hours of fucking shit.
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Heck, in my home towns annual festival parade with have marching bands with cheerleaders and dancing girls in tight outfits, floats made to look like all sorts of odd things. Clowns, those guys with the fezs and go carts, it's not exactly a cross section of a normal day.
As to the vagina thing, vagina's are great, I like them, and am currently pursuing meeting someone with one. I hope she likes talking about it because then we'd have something in common.
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you got me cod4
and i like don't even play it anymore
nobody really is online and i refuse to play with random assholes
so i loaned it to my little brother
"hey i won't bleed and pop out screaming spawn in 9 months :winky:"
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sure
don't try any gay, though
I don't want to catch it
there's like huge swaths of total bullshit in my life i'll never have to deal with
and then there's people who are like "you will change your mind!"
or "it's the best thing ever despite all the terrible parts you would make a good father"
and i am like
hahaha no
unless you want me to
Auuuugh
Truly the womb is the source of all horrors
it's cool shoe i am only bi
my gay isn't contagious, it's less potent
Don't apologize, dude... I haven't played it in months. Probably because I've been too busy with school, but whatevs. I'm not pissed about it or anything. I'm just glad you got some enjoyment out of it
And to answer the other question, Riale... yes. Yes I do.
Actualy I'm about to nip on over to the ICU and see if one of the PSA's are there. He and I hit it off pretty well the other night and I think he's interested. We worked the night shift together last week and he made sure we watched the sunrise together. I'm gonna ask him out for coffee after work in the morning.
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because see her epilepsy meds mean she shouldn't get pregnant ever, so she's got an IUD in and doesn't want kids ever anyway.
but the meds make an explanation-free excuse
i often just tell people i'm sterile
usually it makes the conversation awkward enough that they drop the subject
Good lord, there's pictures.
pretty much
but i am like
nah
i got stuff to do
Fucking 4:50 and the sky's already darkening.
it's easy
i just burned some prayers to the herblords
if you're into that sort of thing
I'm more like okay I guess that's where this part of the world is relative to the sun right now okay cool
how about no?
how about, some of us don't want children and even if i did, i'm not allowed to adopt kids anyway so why hold out for false hopes?
it's not like i got all this love to give with no outlet
All sermoning under lab conditions with control and placebo groups.
you keep explaining why you don't want/can't have kids, but no one's asking
this is like 5 posts now
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dasakarma buddhism, the wacky flavor of buddhism i follow, is based heavily on ainu mythology and spiritual beliefs in addition to buddhism and taoism
and in ainu mythology they make a big deal about the solstice because they decided that is the sun's birthday
so the solstice thing is supposed to be like "whoo! happy birthday, mr. sun! thanks for all the light and heat and stuff!"
and then the sun gets birthday gifts but of course it can't accept them so instead we eat a feast and burn shit.
it's a good time but it also requires me going down to toronto for two days and depending on when the solstice is, booking time off work
and i got things to do!
i skip out on some of my relative's birthdays for the same reason, sun can understand
if it turns out like how south park predicted i would not be in favor of it
i believe in life after love