They'll do this at almost any checkout line, for groceries and whatnot.
They'll pretend to be whisper arguing while the cashier is ringing stuff up. And my friend will like angrily grab my other friend's arm and say, "Shut the hell up, you just wait until we get home" and he'd say it in that really angry whisper tone.
And then she'll pretend to keep herself from crying and then look at the cashier while my friend is looking away and she'll say "HELP ME" really quietly.
And then they'll both start laughing once the cashier is freaked out.
the worst thing about getting hit in the balls is that ache in the pit of your stomach that lasts about 5 minutes
It's so hard to explain to someone without balls.
Like, sometimes it'll come up, and Jordyn will say that it hurts for girls too, because there's that bone right there. It's so hard to explain that it's a whole different kind of pain. I don't mean that as hyperbole, I mean that there is literally nothing else that I've experienced that causes the same kind of pain. Like how burning your finger doesn't hurt the same as jamming it? Balls get their own kind of pain.
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you're = you are
your = belonging to you
their = belonging to them
there = not here
they're = they are
We had this game in middle school we would play with the teacher. This kid brought in tiny plastic cows for a project. They had tiny sharp horns so each person got two cows each one for each hand.
Then we would try to stab each others hand. The teacher played me until I was bleeding and couldn't hold the cow anymore.
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Also, instead of saying "shotgun", my friends and I say "road-head". It's much more interesting to yell in public.
And we play this "circle of death" (we just call it circling people) game, except instead of punching, the person has to hold out their hand to be slapped, because it's more humiliating that way.
Also, instead of saying "shotgun", my friends and I say "road-head". It's much more interesting to yell in public.
And we play this "circle of death" (we just call it circling people) game, except instead of punching, the person has to hold out their hand to be slapped, because it's more humiliating that way.
Also, instead of saying "shotgun", my friends and I say "road-head". It's much more interesting to yell in public.
And we play this "circle of death" (we just call it circling people) game, except instead of punching, the person has to hold out their hand to be slapped, because it's more humiliating that way.
Oh man lake games. We used to do shit like this at my cabin all the time. Summers get long and boring at the cabin.
Jinx, circle of death have been mentioned.
After you fart you have to say "pressure" or "safety" otherwise anyone who hears it can call "doorknob" and you get punched until you touch a doorknob or name five chocolate bars if you can't make it.
Oh that reminds of another farting game we would play when I worked on a boat
The ideas of farting games are gross so everyone just took it to the next level.
When ever someone farted they had to say a color. Then everyone around had to say different colors. If you were the last or repeated an already said color you had to make an orgasm noise
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They'll do this at almost any checkout line, for groceries and whatnot.
They'll pretend to be whisper arguing while the cashier is ringing stuff up. And my friend will like angrily grab my other friend's arm and say, "Shut the hell up, you just wait until we get home" and he'd say it in that really angry whisper tone.
And then she'll pretend to keep herself from crying and then look at the cashier while my friend is looking away and she'll say "HELP ME" really quietly.
And then they'll both start laughing once the cashier is freaked out.
stab
counterstab
i beat my dad in a game of mercy the other day
i was all "what?"
It's so hard to explain to someone without balls.
Like, sometimes it'll come up, and Jordyn will say that it hurts for girls too, because there's that bone right there. It's so hard to explain that it's a whole different kind of pain. I don't mean that as hyperbole, I mean that there is literally nothing else that I've experienced that causes the same kind of pain. Like how burning your finger doesn't hurt the same as jamming it? Balls get their own kind of pain.
your = belonging to you
their = belonging to them
there = not here
they're = they are
i knew guys that would play that down to the bone, and that's how you decide the loser
Now, games could get physically harmful if you're a fucking cheap-ass on Rival Schools.
A friend of mine did it at a party while real drunk. there was a video camera involved.
The winner was hard to determine.
Hamlet will be Hamlet
An ineffable tragedy of the human spirit that still resonates, even today.
Then we would try to stab each others hand. The teacher played me until I was bleeding and couldn't hold the cow anymore.
We're just dumb.
It occurs to me now, exactly why I always won at those games. My pain receptors ain't set up right.
And a veiled excuse to hold their hand
Now it's just redundant.
Sheri is the only girl I really know that well, and she doesn't live here no mo.
By specifying you almost seem to be saying that they could be girls and not dumb.
Also, instead of saying "shotgun", my friends and I say "road-head". It's much more interesting to yell in public.
And we play this "circle of death" (we just call it circling people) game, except instead of punching, the person has to hold out their hand to be slapped, because it's more humiliating that way.
also extremely gay
Yes. That too.
better?
i just remembered about slaps
that game was amazing
Jinx, circle of death have been mentioned.
After you fart you have to say "pressure" or "safety" otherwise anyone who hears it can call "doorknob" and you get punched until you touch a doorknob or name five chocolate bars if you can't make it.
your other friend on the opposing side of the friend you are sitting next to calls "right nut"
then you punch the person in the middle as fast as you can till they scream "BALLSACK"
The ideas of farting games are gross so everyone just took it to the next level.
When ever someone farted they had to say a color. Then everyone around had to say different colors. If you were the last or repeated an already said color you had to make an orgasm noise