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Burnout Paradise: Let's race the fuck outta this city

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    Meta T. DustMeta T. Dust Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    I gotta do my works so tomorrow sounds good for a burnin

    roger that

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    FramlingFramling FaceHead Geebs has bad ideas.Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Okay, I'm heading home in like half an hour.

    And if you bitches are playing fucking Mercenaries again, I'm gonna murder you.

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    sponospono Mining for Nose Diamonds Booger CoveRegistered User regular
    edited January 2009
    who wants to play this right the fuck now

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    Captain CthulhuCaptain Cthulhu Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    I got drunk and lent it to Naporeon last night, god damn it.

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    BogeyBogey I'm back, baby! Santa Monica, CAModerator mod
    edited January 2009
    I got drunk and lent it to Naporeon last night, god damn it.
    Might there be another copy at your place?

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    Captain CthulhuCaptain Cthulhu Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Bogey wrote: »
    I got drunk and lent it to Naporeon last night, god damn it.
    Might there be another copy at your place?

    Sadly no.

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    BogeyBogey I'm back, baby! Santa Monica, CAModerator mod
    edited January 2009
    Bogey wrote: »
    I got drunk and lent it to Naporeon last night, god damn it.
    Might there be another copy at your place?

    Sadly no.
    Aww, sorry. I was hoping there was since you guys were joking about setting up 2 360's there to play at the same time.

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    Captain CthulhuCaptain Cthulhu Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Bogey wrote: »
    Bogey wrote: »
    I got drunk and lent it to Naporeon last night, god damn it.
    Might there be another copy at your place?

    Sadly no.
    Aww, sorry. I was hoping there was since you guys were joking about setting up 2 360's there to play at the same time.

    Well her stuff is still in transit so there will be another copy eventually, but not yet.

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    Meta T. DustMeta T. Dust Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Goddamnit when are you fucks gonna get your shit together and play burnout

    I got a sweet alligator car and I got a nice paint job just for you :cry:

    Breaking my heart

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    MorivethMoriveth BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWNRegistered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Maybe Sunday? I'm busy tomorrow night and Saturday I'll be playing D&D.

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    Meta T. DustMeta T. Dust Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Fuck I'm busy sunday, maybe if its later that night PST I can make it.

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    StaleStale Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Rank:

    Got your xbox bullshit sorted out. You should be getting one this weekend, early next week.

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    sponospono Mining for Nose Diamonds Booger CoveRegistered User regular
    edited January 2009
    who wants to do some freeburn challenges in about 30 minutes?

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    FramlingFramling FaceHead Geebs has bad ideas.Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    spono wrote: »
    who wants to do some freeburn challenges in about 30 minutes?

    Not anyone on the west coast with a regular job.

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    Captain CthulhuCaptain Cthulhu Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Yeah not me, though Nap still has my copy of this. Nap, can I have my burnout back?

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    FramlingFramling FaceHead Geebs has bad ideas.Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    GUESS WHAT, BITCHESSSSS!!!

    LEGENDARY CARS!

    TODAY!

    TOY CARS (way more fun than I expected)!

    ALSO TODAY!

    WEIRDO BOOST SPECIALS!

    GUESS WHAT TODAY!

    OPTION TO PAY 400 XBOX POINTS TO UNLOCK ALL THE UNLOCKABLE CARS WITHOUT HAVING TO EARN THEM BECAUSE YOU'RE A GIANT PUSSY!

    IN THREE WEEKS PSYCH ACTUALLY TODAY!!

    So get on that shit, and get your hover-conversion on.

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    Meta T. DustMeta T. Dust Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    The fuck does that mean

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    MorivethMoriveth BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWNRegistered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Wait are the cars available for free unless you want to unlock them ASAP?

    Or do you pay points to get them, and then you can pay more points to unlock them?

    Damn, I should play Burnout again. Maybe tonight, fellas?

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    Dr.FunkensteinDr.Funkenstein Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    I'd be down

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    FramlingFramling FaceHead Geebs has bad ideas.Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Oh, hey, looks like they didn't mean to release the toy cars and the boost specials, and they're back down now.

    Unless you already got them.

    Like I did.

    Anyway, The Legendary cars are out, they're paid DLC, so you have to buy them. What they also put out there, (and I don't know if it's still there, or if it was an accident like the Toy Cars and the Boost Specials) is an option to pay 400 points to immediately unlock all the cars from the normal game. The cars you'd normally unlock by winning events and advancing, you can now pay some money and just get them right away.

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    sponospono Mining for Nose Diamonds Booger CoveRegistered User regular
    edited February 2009
    I am down for some burnout late tonight

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    FramlingFramling FaceHead Geebs has bad ideas.Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    So the Cops and Robbers expansion is out for this.

    It's ten bucks, and it includes a new Cops and Robbers play mode, and new cop car versions of all the basic original cars. 33 new cars in all.

    Now they just need to finally release goddamn Big Surf Island, for fuck's sake.

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    AretèAretè infiltrating neo zeed compoundRegistered User regular
    edited May 2009
    how is the cop and robbers play mode?

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    FramlingFramling FaceHead Geebs has bad ideas.Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    I don't know, haven't gotten to play it yet.

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    victor_c26victor_c26 Chicago, ILRegistered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Is it online multiplayer only, or are there a new set of events in the city in this mode?

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    FramlingFramling FaceHead Geebs has bad ideas.Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Okay so cops and robbers is basically team single-flag CTF. There's a pile of gold, you run over it to pick it up, and you try to drive back to your team's base with it. The gold slows you way down, and if you take out the guy with the gold, you get the gold.

    There's no boost, and everyone drives the same car, which is selected by whoever's running the game. They will probably select either something shitty, like the Oval Champ Shitmobile, or something boring, like the GT Concept. Also, they will turn off all traffic, because they are fucking babies.

    As with pretty much any multiplayer anything, it's probably way more fun if you're playing with people you know instead of random assholes.

    t victor: no new events. Just some new cars and a new playmode.

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    the cheatthe cheat Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited May 2009
    sounds pretty lame to me.

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    Captain CthulhuCaptain Cthulhu Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Man it seems like Cops and Robbers would be awesome if everyone could just pick their own car. They did a pretty good job of balancing speed versus strength in this game, so I think even the fastest cars would have a hard time dealing with a Burnout van on defense.

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    FramlingFramling FaceHead Geebs has bad ideas.Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Oh, I was wrong, depending on options the host picks, you can select your own car.

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    The Otaku SuppositoryThe Otaku Suppository Bawstan New EnglandRegistered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Big Surf Island, the new island DLC hits today sometime with all sorts of new shit. Smashing, jumping, and crashing abounds

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4ZoZ7-Bncr4

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    So who still plays and loves them some Burnout Paradise?

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    FramlingFramling FaceHead Geebs has bad ideas.Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    WHY DOESN'T MARKETPLACE UPDATE UNTIL 2????

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    existexist Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    you really like this game don't you framling

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    FramlingFramling FaceHead Geebs has bad ideas.Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    I totally love this game.

    Also, I fucking hate Rock Band and other music games because any time I go to the New Arrivals of the Game Add-ons section, all but two things will be fucking songs for Rock Band or Lips or Guitar Hero. Fucking heaven forbid they just have one item be "New Rock Band Songs for <date>" and then leave some room for something else.

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    FeriluceFeriluce Adrift on the morning star. Aberdeen, WARegistered User regular
    edited June 2009
    What's not to like? This game is awesome.

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    existexist Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Well yeah there isn't anything wrong with it I'm just sorta sayin

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    Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    I got this game for Vivienne the other day as her copy was *cough cough*.

    It boggles my mind it is online multiplayer only, that shit just does not make sense.

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    existexist Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Blaket wrote: »
    I got this game for Vivienne the other day as her copy was *cough cough*.

    It boggles my mind it is online multiplayer only, that shit just does not make sense.

    next-gen at its worst

    edit: man i've been playing games with my older brother since the super nintendo

    it breaks my heart that i hear about this awesome game coming out that is supposed to have co op and I am like "BEN WHOA COME LOOK AT THIS SHIT" but then it turns out we need two(2) of everything to do what we have been doing forever

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    Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Yeah I mean it's great that games have multiplayer functionality which lets you play people on line.

    But sometimes I just want to shoot shit with a friend and play videogames with them while they are in the same room.

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    FramlingFramling FaceHead Geebs has bad ideas.Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    dooooooowwwwwnnnloooooooaaaadiiiiiiiinnnnnnggggg

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    The Otaku SuppositoryThe Otaku Suppository Bawstan New EnglandRegistered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Framling wrote: »
    WHY DOESN'T MARKETPLACE UPDATE UNTIL 2????

    People were bandying about 5AM EST as the magical time but I'vent seen anything yet.

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