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    ZimmydoomZimmydoom Accept no substitutes Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    oh I saw that

    manning's equation is dreadfully wrong and the rest of you are right. and the hair thing... well he has scalp problems and sometimes it does look like he hasn't washed his hair in a while

    Also he likes me best.

    Well, after Eddy of course.

    Hey man to hell with you.

    Hey Boy? Who's prettier, me or VH?

    I entreat you to choose wisely.

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    Gim wrote: »
    Zimmydoom, Zimmydoom
    Flew away in a balloon
    Had sex with polar bears
    While sitting in a reclining chair
    Now there are Zim-Bear hybrids
    Running around and clawing eyelids
    Watch out, a Zim-Bear is about to have sex with yooooooou!
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    Casual EddyCasual Eddy The Astral PlaneRegistered User regular
    edited October 2008
    was it too late to purge the cider?

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    Casual EddyCasual Eddy The Astral PlaneRegistered User regular
    edited October 2008
    shoot

    he's not here right now and he hasn't actually met VH

    tough call

    Casual Eddy on
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    ZimmydoomZimmydoom Accept no substitutes Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Also I thought the hair thing was a fashion statement more than anything. The whole disheveled thing is pretty popular among buttbumpers I know.

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    Gim wrote: »
    Zimmydoom, Zimmydoom
    Flew away in a balloon
    Had sex with polar bears
    While sitting in a reclining chair
    Now there are Zim-Bear hybrids
    Running around and clawing eyelids
    Watch out, a Zim-Bear is about to have sex with yooooooou!
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    OboroOboro __BANNED USERS regular
    edited October 2008
    was it too late to purge the cider?
    this is a smart idea but I am of the school of 'my body will purge that which does need to be purged'

    at present, I seem to be headed that way, urp

    but my roomie is taking a shower so I'm just sort of swallowing the lumps for the time being

    gotta buy myself a bucket, given how often I'm throwing up

    Oboro on
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    ZimmydoomZimmydoom Accept no substitutes Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    shoot

    he's not here right now and he hasn't actually met VH

    tough call

    Well then I win by default then.

    Then then.

    So Eddy who do you like better huh huh?

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    Gim wrote: »
    Zimmydoom, Zimmydoom
    Flew away in a balloon
    Had sex with polar bears
    While sitting in a reclining chair
    Now there are Zim-Bear hybrids
    Running around and clawing eyelids
    Watch out, a Zim-Bear is about to have sex with yooooooou!
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    OboroOboro __BANNED USERS regular
    edited October 2008
    also ugh it's raining out and I get no cell reception unless I walk about two blocks in any direction (I have no idea why this is)

    walking out in the cold and rain to make a phone call to get a doctor's appointment

    huh

    Oboro on
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    Casual EddyCasual Eddy The Astral PlaneRegistered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Zimmydoom wrote: »
    Also I thought the hair thing was a fashion statement more than anything. The whole disheveled thing is pretty popular among buttbumpers I know.

    no, he's just disheveled a lot

    so am I to be fair


    eek, sorry boro. Hope it passes quickly

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    ZimmydoomZimmydoom Accept no substitutes Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Oboro wrote: »
    was it too late to purge the cider?
    this is a smart idea but I am of the school of 'my body will purge that which does need to be purged'

    at present, I seem to be headed that way, urp

    but my roomie is taking a shower so I'm just sort of swallowing the lumps for the time being

    gotta buy myself a bucket, given how often I'm throwing up

    Your kitchen sink have a waste disposal?

    Better that than nothing, if you're good about cleanup.

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    Gim wrote: »
    Zimmydoom, Zimmydoom
    Flew away in a balloon
    Had sex with polar bears
    While sitting in a reclining chair
    Now there are Zim-Bear hybrids
    Running around and clawing eyelids
    Watch out, a Zim-Bear is about to have sex with yooooooou!
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    ZimmydoomZimmydoom Accept no substitutes Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Oboro wrote: »
    also ugh it's raining out and I get no cell reception unless I walk about two blocks in any direction (I have no idea why this is)

    walking out in the cold and rain to make a phone call to get a doctor's appointment

    huh

    None of your roomies have reception/land lines?

    Zimmydoom on
    Better-than-birthday-sig!
    Gim wrote: »
    Zimmydoom, Zimmydoom
    Flew away in a balloon
    Had sex with polar bears
    While sitting in a reclining chair
    Now there are Zim-Bear hybrids
    Running around and clawing eyelids
    Watch out, a Zim-Bear is about to have sex with yooooooou!
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    OboroOboro __BANNED USERS regular
    edited October 2008
    Zimmydoom wrote: »
    Your kitchen sink have a waste disposal?

    Better that than nothing, if you're good about cleanup.
    there's no screens on my window and my window is far closer than the kitchen sink

    this is what I'm considering, at the moment

    Oboro on
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    OboroOboro __BANNED USERS regular
    edited October 2008
    Zimmydoom wrote: »
    Oboro wrote: »
    also ugh it's raining out and I get no cell reception unless I walk about two blocks in any direction (I have no idea why this is)

    walking out in the cold and rain to make a phone call to get a doctor's appointment

    huh

    None of your roomies have reception/land lines?
    come on, you know better than expecting me to be able to muster the courage to ask to borrow someone's phone <.<

    and naw, no land line here

    I doubt I'll get anyone on the line at 9PM at night, anywho

    Oboro on
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    Casual EddyCasual Eddy The Astral PlaneRegistered User regular
    edited October 2008
    I haven't met VH either zim

    although you have points against you since vh is probably much better at giving head than you

    Casual Eddy on
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    ZimmydoomZimmydoom Accept no substitutes Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Oboro wrote: »
    Zimmydoom wrote: »
    Your kitchen sink have a waste disposal?

    Better that than nothing, if you're good about cleanup.
    there's no screens on my window and my window is far closer than the kitchen sink

    this is what I'm considering, at the moment

    That might actually get you in trouble unless you're on the ground floor.

    Better to run outside and go on the curb if you must. I did that a couple of times in Japan when I couldn't find a restroom.

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    Gim wrote: »
    Zimmydoom, Zimmydoom
    Flew away in a balloon
    Had sex with polar bears
    While sitting in a reclining chair
    Now there are Zim-Bear hybrids
    Running around and clawing eyelids
    Watch out, a Zim-Bear is about to have sex with yooooooou!
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    lonelyahavalonelyahava Call me Ahava ~~She/Her~~ Move to New ZealandRegistered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Or a trash can. Or a window.

    Just lean out the window.

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    ZimmydoomZimmydoom Accept no substitutes Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    I haven't met VH either zim

    although you have points against you since vh is probably much better at giving head than you

    Hey man, I Blow Pops like a motherfucker.

    SOUR APPLE BITCHES!

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    Gim wrote: »
    Zimmydoom, Zimmydoom
    Flew away in a balloon
    Had sex with polar bears
    While sitting in a reclining chair
    Now there are Zim-Bear hybrids
    Running around and clawing eyelids
    Watch out, a Zim-Bear is about to have sex with yooooooou!
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    The Green Eyed MonsterThe Green Eyed Monster i blame hip hop Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Sometimes I hate interacting with strangers.

    Maybe I shouldn't admit that, huh...

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    Casual EddyCasual Eddy The Astral PlaneRegistered User regular
    edited October 2008
    strangers are ok

    sometimes I hate interacting with people I know, but it's almost always people I only sort of know like sometimes I don't know their name or whatever

    Casual Eddy on
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    CorvusCorvus . VancouverRegistered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Sometimes I hate interacting with strangers.

    Maybe I shouldn't admit that, huh...

    I think thats perfectly normal. As long as its a paralyzing social fear sort of thing.

    Corvus on
    :so_raven:
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    ZimmydoomZimmydoom Accept no substitutes Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Oboro wrote: »
    Zimmydoom wrote: »
    Oboro wrote: »
    also ugh it's raining out and I get no cell reception unless I walk about two blocks in any direction (I have no idea why this is)

    walking out in the cold and rain to make a phone call to get a doctor's appointment

    huh

    None of your roomies have reception/land lines?
    come on, you know better than expecting me to be able to muster the courage to ask to borrow someone's phone <.<

    and naw, no land line here

    I doubt I'll get anyone on the line at 9PM at night, anywho

    If you let yourself get sick because you're too afraid to ask your roomies I will find out and I will get very angry and lecture you.

    And if history tells us anything it's that you don't like it when I lecture you.

    *snaps ruler*

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    Gim wrote: »
    Zimmydoom, Zimmydoom
    Flew away in a balloon
    Had sex with polar bears
    While sitting in a reclining chair
    Now there are Zim-Bear hybrids
    Running around and clawing eyelids
    Watch out, a Zim-Bear is about to have sex with yooooooou!
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    OboroOboro __BANNED USERS regular
    edited October 2008
    there aren't any two-story houses in this neighborhood, interestingly

    it's like a development of one-stories, so yeah, I'm on the ground floor

    sometimes I go in and out of my window because I don't like my roommates seeing me coming and going :oops:

    Oboro on
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    ZimmydoomZimmydoom Accept no substitutes Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    strangers are ok

    sometimes I hate interacting with people I know, but it's almost always people I only sort of know like sometimes I don't know their name or whatever

    Well to be fair I am kind of a dick.

    Although I have the same name as your boyfriend so you've got no excuse there.

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    Gim wrote: »
    Zimmydoom, Zimmydoom
    Flew away in a balloon
    Had sex with polar bears
    While sitting in a reclining chair
    Now there are Zim-Bear hybrids
    Running around and clawing eyelids
    Watch out, a Zim-Bear is about to have sex with yooooooou!
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    OboroOboro __BANNED USERS regular
    edited October 2008
    Zimmydoom wrote: »
    If you let yourself get sick because you're too afraid to ask your roomies I will find out and I will get very angry and lecture you.

    And if history tells us anything it's that you don't like it when I lecture you.

    *snaps ruler*
    I'm already sick, my hesitance has just as much to do with inconvenience as it does with how scared I am of making an appointment with a neurologist on the basis of a recommendation of a possible neurodegenerative disorder :|

    Oboro on
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    PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Zimmydoom wrote: »
    strangers are ok

    sometimes I hate interacting with people I know, but it's almost always people I only sort of know like sometimes I don't know their name or whatever

    Well to be fair I am kind of a dick.

    Although I have the same name as your boyfriend so you've got no excuse there.

    Zimmy isn't kind of a dick, he has a barbed cock with +2 to anal rapeage (and he'll charge you for the rape kit after).

    Preacher on
    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

    pleasepaypreacher.net
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    Casual EddyCasual Eddy The Astral PlaneRegistered User regular
    edited October 2008
    although the boy is hemorrhaging points quite rapidly as his after show shennigans are taking forever and I can't figure out how to get into his house

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    CorvusCorvus . VancouverRegistered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Oboro wrote: »
    Zimmydoom wrote: »
    If you let yourself get sick because you're too afraid to ask your roomies I will find out and I will get very angry and lecture you.

    And if history tells us anything it's that you don't like it when I lecture you.

    *snaps ruler*
    I'm already sick, my hesitance has just as much to do with inconvenience as it does with how scared I am of making an appointment with a neurologist on the basis of a recommendation of a possible neurodegenerative disorder :|

    Scary as it may be, early intervention is probably a good idea if you do have such a condition.

    Corvus on
    :so_raven:
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    OboroOboro __BANNED USERS regular
    edited October 2008
    it is completely unreasonable that I would have such a disorder

    my biology is poor enough

    Oboro on
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    PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    although the boy is hemorrhaging points quite rapidly as his after show shennigans are taking forever and I can't figure out how to get into his house

    Not knowing what you are talking about gives me this weird idea of a gay man fumbling with the keys to someones house while his partner flops around like a fish a torrent of blood leaking from his anus.

    Preacher on
    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

    pleasepaypreacher.net
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    ZimmydoomZimmydoom Accept no substitutes Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Preacher wrote: »
    Zimmydoom wrote: »
    strangers are ok

    sometimes I hate interacting with people I know, but it's almost always people I only sort of know like sometimes I don't know their name or whatever

    Well to be fair I am kind of a dick.

    Although I have the same name as your boyfriend so you've got no excuse there.

    Zimmy isn't kind of a dick, he has a barbed cock with +2 to anal rapeage (and he'll charge you for the rape kit after).

    Dude, that is a kind of a dick.

    It's the best kind.

    Zimmydoom on
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    Gim wrote: »
    Zimmydoom, Zimmydoom
    Flew away in a balloon
    Had sex with polar bears
    While sitting in a reclining chair
    Now there are Zim-Bear hybrids
    Running around and clawing eyelids
    Watch out, a Zim-Bear is about to have sex with yooooooou!
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    The Green Eyed MonsterThe Green Eyed Monster i blame hip hop Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Preacher wrote: »
    although the boy is hemorrhaging points quite rapidly as his after show shennigans are taking forever and I can't figure out how to get into his house

    Not knowing what you are talking about gives me this weird idea of a gay man fumbling with the keys to someones house while his partner flops around like a fish a torrent of blood leaking from his anus.
    What the fuck is wrong with you?

    The Green Eyed Monster on
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    OboroOboro __BANNED USERS regular
    edited October 2008
    Preacher wrote: »
    although the boy is hemorrhaging points quite rapidly as his after show shennigans are taking forever and I can't figure out how to get into his house

    Not knowing what you are talking about gives me this weird idea of a gay man fumbling with the keys to someones house while his partner flops around like a fish a torrent of blood leaking from his anus.
    What the fuck is wrong with you?
    Preacher wrote:

    Oboro on
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    ZimmydoomZimmydoom Accept no substitutes Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Preacher wrote: »
    although the boy is hemorrhaging points quite rapidly as his after show shennigans are taking forever and I can't figure out how to get into his house

    Not knowing what you are talking about gives me this weird idea of a gay man fumbling with the keys to someones house while his partner flops around like a fish a torrent of blood leaking from his anus.
    What the fuck is wrong with you?

    Pretty much everything.

    Zimmydoom on
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    Gim wrote: »
    Zimmydoom, Zimmydoom
    Flew away in a balloon
    Had sex with polar bears
    While sitting in a reclining chair
    Now there are Zim-Bear hybrids
    Running around and clawing eyelids
    Watch out, a Zim-Bear is about to have sex with yooooooou!
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    PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Zimmydoom wrote: »
    Preacher wrote: »
    Zimmydoom wrote: »
    strangers are ok

    sometimes I hate interacting with people I know, but it's almost always people I only sort of know like sometimes I don't know their name or whatever

    Well to be fair I am kind of a dick.

    Although I have the same name as your boyfriend so you've got no excuse there.

    Zimmy isn't kind of a dick, he has a barbed cock with +2 to anal rapeage (and he'll charge you for the rape kit after).

    Dude, that is a kind of a dick.

    It's the best kind.

    Zimmy: He rapes because he loves, to rape.

    Preacher on
    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

    pleasepaypreacher.net
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    PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Look ok just because I have more issues than hustler doesn't make me a bad person.

    Preacher on
    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

    pleasepaypreacher.net
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    CorvusCorvus . VancouverRegistered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Oboro wrote: »
    it is completely unreasonable that I would have such a disorder

    my biology is poor enough

    In university, I once did a project on tracking the disease history the preceeding couple of generations of my family. Now that was depressing!

    Corvus on
    :so_raven:
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    ZimmydoomZimmydoom Accept no substitutes Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Preacher wrote: »
    Look ok just because I have more issues than hustler doesn't make me a bad person.

    No, of course not. The way you look and smell and the things you think are what make you a bad person.

    Zimmydoom on
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    Gim wrote: »
    Zimmydoom, Zimmydoom
    Flew away in a balloon
    Had sex with polar bears
    While sitting in a reclining chair
    Now there are Zim-Bear hybrids
    Running around and clawing eyelids
    Watch out, a Zim-Bear is about to have sex with yooooooou!
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    Gorilla SaladGorilla Salad Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Preacher wrote: »
    although the boy is hemorrhaging points quite rapidly as his after show shennigans are taking forever and I can't figure out how to get into his house

    Not knowing what you are talking about gives me this weird idea of a gay man fumbling with the keys to someones house while his partner flops around like a fish a torrent of blood leaking from his anus.
    What the fuck is wrong with you?
    He's preacher. That's his thing.

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    PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Zimmydoom wrote: »
    Preacher wrote: »
    Look ok just because I have more issues than hustler doesn't make me a bad person.

    No, of course not. The way you look and smell and the things you think are what make you a bad person.

    I don't smell... jerk.

    Preacher on
    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

    pleasepaypreacher.net
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    PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Preacher wrote: »
    although the boy is hemorrhaging points quite rapidly as his after show shennigans are taking forever and I can't figure out how to get into his house

    Not knowing what you are talking about gives me this weird idea of a gay man fumbling with the keys to someones house while his partner flops around like a fish a torrent of blood leaking from his anus.
    What the fuck is wrong with you?
    He's preacher. That's his thing.

    Oh is that my thing? I thought my thing was the other thing? That I did with that guy? So now I have another thing that doesn't deal with the guy. Well thats good.

    Preacher on
    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

    pleasepaypreacher.net
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    The Green Eyed MonsterThe Green Eyed Monster i blame hip hop Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    I would totally hold hands with Naomi Klein.

    The Green Eyed Monster on
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