Welcome to Solaceon Town, get used to it.
First you're going to need something with flame body, to make your eggs hatch faster.
Drop your pokeparents off here. Make sure they are awesome enough! Awesome parents beget awesome children.
Males pass down moves, females determine species and (when holding an everstone, 50% of the time) nature.
You'll be getting this a lot.
Now, let's ride around until they realize what a thin line there is between love and hate.
See interesting sights!
Meet interesting people!.....uh.. how's that egg coming? Better go check.
It is impolite to explain the facts of life to other people's children. He knows how it got there.
Let's ride around some more! Three cheers for a long, unobstructed stretch of ground.
Oh man, what's it going to be?
It's a GARDEVOIR! Great!
Some people like to nickname their hatchlings to keep track of them, but I don't.
Now we need to check to see if it's worth keeping. Lonely nature? This one obviously sucks.
I can't even stand to look at you. What a waste of time.
This one is more like it! Modest nature, but impetuous and silly? Not good enough for me, but maybe if you're just starting out this would be an ok result. It all depends on how much breeding you can stand. Patience is rewarded, however!
Holy shit! This is so great and rare that I'm going to give it a nickname!
This way you can tell it apart from a hacked shiny. Yep, the only way to be sure.
Looks like this passes preliminary tests - "Somewhat vain" indicates that the highest stat is in special defense, and that the hidden "IV" ends in a 1 or 6. Since 31 is the highest value, this could be good news! We'll have to do an IV check to be absolutely sure.
To do an IV check, we'll need to view our stats as they would be at level 100, which can be accomplished in an online level 100 battle.
View the summary of the pokemon you want to check. Yep, those sure look like numbers, but what do they mean? We'll have to plug them in, along with the nature, into an IV calculator, available at an internet near you.
This is Serebii's calculator! Well, this looks like a pretty good pokemon. When you get a good pokemon like this, you can either keep it, or use it as a parent to try and breed something even better!
HAHAHA, FAT FUCKING CHANCE, BITCHES
Well so that's all there is to pokemon breeding, now just go do that 5 more times and you're got yourself a team! Some people like to waste their time making really crappy pokemon, and some people like to waste their time making really good pokemon. The world of pokemon is one full of difficult choices.