Zimmydoom, Zimmydoom
Flew away in a balloon
Had sex with polar bears
While sitting in a reclining chair
Now there are Zim-Bear hybrids
Running around and clawing eyelids
Watch out, a Zim-Bear is about to have sex with yooooooou!
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Zimmydoom, Zimmydoom
Flew away in a balloon
Had sex with polar bears
While sitting in a reclining chair
Now there are Zim-Bear hybrids
Running around and clawing eyelids
Watch out, a Zim-Bear is about to have sex with yooooooou!
That guy really needs to spend a few nights cleaning up after burnouts in a methadone clinic.
This is going to be the foreign aid thread all over again, isn't it.
Oh jesus, where's Detharin?
Why would you wish such a thing on a thread?
I'm not wishing that it happens, it's just what I fear will happen. Similarly, I fear Detharin joining the thread because he makes that outcome much, much more likely.
That guy really needs to spend a few nights cleaning up after burnouts in a methadone clinic.
alternatively, he could just go ahead and burn out IN a methadone clinic.
I'd rather he be elbow-deep in someone else's poo.
Nothing says "drugs 'r bad" like forearms covered in poo.
When I worked at Gamestop during my college years, a regular customer was an E.R. nurse. He would regale us with stories of junkies coming in on their last legs. My favorite was the story about the heroin addict with an arm so infected from a dirty needle that he basically had arm rot. It was fantastic.
Zimmydoom, Zimmydoom
Flew away in a balloon
Had sex with polar bears
While sitting in a reclining chair
Now there are Zim-Bear hybrids
Running around and clawing eyelids
Watch out, a Zim-Bear is about to have sex with yooooooou!
When I worked at Gamestop during my college years, a regular customer was an E.R. nurse. He would regale us with stories of junkies coming in on their last legs. My favorite was the story about the heroin addict with an arm so infected from a dirty needle that he basically had arm rot. It was fantastic.
In Glasgow you will routinely come across homeless people who are missing limbs. That's how they lose them. They either get gangrenous infections or they damage their veins to the extent that there's no circulation in the limb and it just dies.
To be fair though, some of them are temazepam addicts rather than junkies.
Zimmydoom, Zimmydoom
Flew away in a balloon
Had sex with polar bears
While sitting in a reclining chair
Now there are Zim-Bear hybrids
Running around and clawing eyelids
Watch out, a Zim-Bear is about to have sex with yooooooou!
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I've never been sure what grilled cheese refers to. Is it literally just cheese you've stuck under the grill? Was it in the soup?
I'd rather he be elbow-deep in someone else's poo.
Nothing says "drugs 'r bad" like forearms covered in poo.
It is a cheese sandwich cooked on a griddle or skillet.
grilled cheese sandwich
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Grilled_cheese
I'm not wishing that it happens, it's just what I fear will happen. Similarly, I fear Detharin joining the thread because he makes that outcome much, much more likely.
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For a brief moment there, I thought there was some golden syrup cake left, then I realised that we finished it off a couple of days ago.
The risotto was good though. Celery, mushrooms, yellow pepper and greens. We also tried out our from-scratch chicken stock.
Best kind of sandwich ever. Goes great with ketchup.
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Grilled cheese sandwich. Grilled sandwich with melted cheese in it.
But none of that shit American "cheese" in MY house.
I disagree. I prefer the Philly-Cheese Steak. I also make a mean fried-chicken breast BLT.
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This also brings up another one of those weird differences between English and American: Use of the word grill.
When I worked at Gamestop during my college years, a regular customer was an E.R. nurse. He would regale us with stories of junkies coming in on their last legs. My favorite was the story about the heroin addict with an arm so infected from a dirty needle that he basically had arm rot. It was fantastic.
That's because you're a communist.
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It's mainly because we call a fry-cooks cooking surface, which is really more like a big skillet, a grill.
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Man now I want a Krabby Patty.
There is nothing less communist than fried-chicken, you damnable terrorist scumbag.
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In Glasgow you will routinely come across homeless people who are missing limbs. That's how they lose them. They either get gangrenous infections or they damage their veins to the extent that there's no circulation in the limb and it just dies.
To be fair though, some of them are temazepam addicts rather than junkies.
It's because saying "I had a griddled cheese sandiwch" sounds retarded.
I routinely do this with my eBrit esepcially with all the different types of bread products we have and it always starts if I say "biscuits".
No, we're the communists. Doesn't mean we don't know how to make a great sandwich, though.
Could you guys sound any more effete?
I do feel like some "chips" right now.
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Poutine
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Now I admit, I do cheat. I START with jar sauce, but it's not even close to jar sauce when I get through with it.
No Canadians?
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I don't know any Canadian slang.
That actually sounds fantastic.
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Shepard's Pie would like to have a word with you
Chesterfield. Eavestrough.
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"Cunty."
Totally manly
I feel broadly the same way about the English. I can't take someone with a southerm English accent who's trying to sound intimidating seriously.