Zimmydoom, Zimmydoom
Flew away in a balloon
Had sex with polar bears
While sitting in a reclining chair
Now there are Zim-Bear hybrids
Running around and clawing eyelids
Watch out, a Zim-Bear is about to have sex with yooooooou!
I used to have a terrible postman. Then the Royal Mail investigated him because of the volume of complaints they were getting, and he was arrested when they found 750,000 undelivered letters in his house. I got a giant bundle of mail one day with an apology letter individually stapled to each item.
True story.
Something similar happened to my aunt. Went on for a few months apparently.
I used to have a terrible postman. Then the Royal Mail investigated him because of the volume of complaints they were getting, and he was arrested when they found 750,000 undelivered letters in his house. I got a giant bundle of mail one day with an apology letter individually stapled to each item.
True story.
A college friend's dad used to be a rural mail carrier. He decided that 3:00 was as late as he was going to work, so whatever he didn't have delivered by 3:00, he would just throw away. How he got away with this for as long as he did I'll never know.
The first artificial means one thing, which is fake. The second means man-made or unnatural.
In trying to figure out just how something like this could be said to occur, the only thing that came to mind was an AI presented in fiction.
Now I really want there to be someone who gets type-cast as a thespian. Then when someone asks who I'm talking about I can say "you know, he's that guy that always plays an actor."
I have no idea what you're talking about.
Then perhaps I have no idea what you are talking about.
What did you mean by "fake?"
Ugh.
Okay.
An AI is a man-made piece of software that displays a measurable level of intelligence or hopefully sapience.
A fake AI is a man-made piece of software that tries to emulate an AI, which means it tries to appear intelligent. It does this with fancy language parsers and a bunch of rules to tell it how to form sentences, but it's just a chatbot. It has no intelligence, it's just emulating human speech.
The first "artificial" in "artificial artificial intelligence" is a synonym for "fake". It's a fake AI.
I used to have a terrible postman. Then the Royal Mail investigated him because of the volume of complaints they were getting, and he was arrested when they found 750,000 undelivered letters in his house. I got a giant bundle of mail one day with an apology letter individually stapled to each item.
True story.
A college friend's dad used to be a rural mail carrier. He decided that 3:00 was as late as he was going to work, so whatever he didn't have delivered by 3:00, he would just throw away. How he got away with this for as long as he did I'll never know.
I used to have a terrible postman. Then the Royal Mail investigated him because of the volume of complaints they were getting, and he was arrested when they found 750,000 undelivered letters in his house. I got a giant bundle of mail one day with an apology letter individually stapled to each item.
True story.
A college friend's dad used to be a rural mail carrier. He decided that 3:00 was as late as he was going to work, so whatever he didn't have delivered by 3:00, he would just throw away. How he got away with this for as long as he did I'll never know.
Fun fact: he now works for the IRS.
He was probably lying about throwing mail away.
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I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.
Haps if you would just let K.C. into your heart you will find your soul strengthened.
Costner as my personal saviour? Ahahahahaha...
Colour me intrigued.
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Words mean different things! Why do you think there's a grammatically correct sentence that consists of 6-10 instances of the word buffalo, and nothing but??
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I used to have a terrible postman. Then the Royal Mail investigated him because of the volume of complaints they were getting, and he was arrested when they found 750,000 undelivered letters in his house. I got a giant bundle of mail one day with an apology letter individually stapled to each item.
True story.
A college friend's dad used to be a rural mail carrier. He decided that 3:00 was as late as he was going to work, so whatever he didn't have delivered by 3:00, he would just throw away. How he got away with this for as long as he did I'll never know.
Fun fact: he now works for the IRS.
We used to have some pretty awful mail service here, but it's been better in recent years. For the longest time we'd get at least one piece of mail a week that wasn't ours. God only knows who got our stuff.
Zimmydoom, Zimmydoom
Flew away in a balloon
Had sex with polar bears
While sitting in a reclining chair
Now there are Zim-Bear hybrids
Running around and clawing eyelids
Watch out, a Zim-Bear is about to have sex with yooooooou!
A college friend's dad used to be a rural mail carrier. He decided that 3:00 was as late as he was going to work, so whatever he didn't have delivered by 3:00, he would just throw away. How he got away with this for as long as he did I'll never know.
Fun fact: he now works for the IRS.
It's always mildly terrifying finding out things like this. Especially when you know the people involved and they work in some kind of fairly critical position. I work for a bank, and every so often I encounter a fellow employee that makes me think "Holy shit, there are people who are depending on your judgement for their financial security."
I used to have a terrible postman. Then the Royal Mail investigated him because of the volume of complaints they were getting, and he was arrested when they found 750,000 undelivered letters in his house. I got a giant bundle of mail one day with an apology letter individually stapled to each item.
True story.
A college friend's dad used to be a rural mail carrier. He decided that 3:00 was as late as he was going to work, so whatever he didn't have delivered by 3:00, he would just throw away. How he got away with this for as long as he did I'll never know.
Fun fact: he now works for the IRS.
He was probably lying about throwing mail away.
Could be, but he sure as hell never worked past 3:00.
People are born with certain unalienable rights, etc etc. Logical conclusion there is that extreme moral relativism is complete horseshit.
Oh, yeah, I'm on your side, then. I thought you were supporting it :P
Though technically "unalienable rights" are something that we believe in, something we believe is right, from our perspective. It is only right so long as we make it right, because the universe is unfeeling.
Unless you believe in a god(s) [which I do], in which case you may believe there is an ultimate right and wrong.
SarksusATTACK AND DETHRONE GODRegistered Userregular
edited November 2008
It would be cool if we did have inalienable rights. Like if someone tried to kill you, the universe would intervene and fuck that guy up with a floating baseball bat.
An AI is a man-made piece of software that displays a measurable level of intelligence or hopefully sapience.
A fake AI is a man-made piece of software that tries to emulate an AI, which means it tries to appear intelligent. It does this with fancy language parsers and a bunch of rules to tell it how to form sentences, but it's just a chatbot. It has no intelligence, it's just emulating human speech.
The first "artificial" in "artificial artificial intelligence" is a synonym for "fake". It's a fake AI.
The important part is making those two things different. What you seem to be describing is AI and something that is not AI.
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Zimmydoom, Zimmydoom
Flew away in a balloon
Had sex with polar bears
While sitting in a reclining chair
Now there are Zim-Bear hybrids
Running around and clawing eyelids
Watch out, a Zim-Bear is about to have sex with yooooooou!
I had long since made arrangements with most of the companies I dealt with such that their collections department would phone me instead of them sending me a red bill. Since then I get everything important by email.
This does sometimes make it awkward when somewhere (like blockbuster did for DVD rentals) wants a utility bill as proof of address, and they won't accept one that I printed myself from a pdf.
People are born with certain unalienable rights, etc etc. Logical conclusion there is that extreme moral relativism is complete horseshit.
Oh, yeah, I'm on your side, then. I thought you were supporting it :P
Though technically "unalienable rights" are something that we believe in, something we believe is right, from our perspective. It is only right so long as we make it right, because the universe is unfeeling.
Unless you believe in a god(s) [which I do], in which case you may believe there is an ultimate right and wrong.
You see this hammer?
Yeah, I'll hit you with this shit today. Today my friends.
Words mean different things! Why do you think there's a grammatically correct sentence that consists of 6-10 instances of the word buffalo, and nothing but??
An AI is a man-made piece of software that displays a measurable level of intelligence or hopefully sapience.
A fake AI is a man-made piece of software that tries to emulate an AI, which means it tries to appear intelligent. It does this with fancy language parsers and a bunch of rules to tell it how to form sentences, but it's just a chatbot. It has no intelligence, it's just emulating human speech.
The first "artificial" in "artificial artificial intelligence" is a synonym for "fake". It's a fake AI.
Let's just go ahead and call that an "expert system".
Words mean different things! Why do you think there's a grammatically correct sentence that consists of 6-10 instances of the word buffalo, and nothing but??
How many people would understand that sentence?
Who cares? I'm not saying you should go around calling things artificial artificial intelligences, I'm just saying you could, that it isn't necessarily redundant or nonsensical.
Words mean different things! Why do you think there's a grammatically correct sentence that consists of 6-10 instances of the word buffalo, and nothing but??
Zimmydoom, Zimmydoom
Flew away in a balloon
Had sex with polar bears
While sitting in a reclining chair
Now there are Zim-Bear hybrids
Running around and clawing eyelids
Watch out, a Zim-Bear is about to have sex with yooooooou!
Did you eat some peanuts without deshelling them? I love them that way, but afterwards its like shitting broken glass.
No I was just constipated. Probably from the meds I take.
And I guess I could write a song. How about an REM cover?
Sometimes pooping hurts, sooooometiiiiiimes.... :whistle:
Constipation is the worst. I mean after I was constipated I have a specific hatred of those mylanta commercials. Also why is it when you can't shit you always get that math teacher joke stuck in your head and you start to wonder if it would actually work.
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I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.
Did you eat some peanuts without deshelling them? I love them that way, but afterwards its like shitting broken glass.
No I was just constipated. Probably from the meds I take.
And I guess I could write a song. How about an REM cover?
Sometimes pooping hurts, sooooometiiiiiimes.... :whistle:
Constipation is the worst. I mean after I was constipated I have a specific hatred of those mylanta commercials. Also why is it when you can't shit you always get that math teacher joke stuck in your head and you start to wonder if it would actually work.
Zimmydoom, Zimmydoom
Flew away in a balloon
Had sex with polar bears
While sitting in a reclining chair
Now there are Zim-Bear hybrids
Running around and clawing eyelids
Watch out, a Zim-Bear is about to have sex with yooooooou!
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Ok, but Gooey gets fucked. :winky:
Sometimes pooping hurts.
Something similar happened to my aunt. Went on for a few months apparently.
Yes I am the anti-christ.
Oh... anarchist... uhhhh no.
People are born with certain unalienable rights, etc etc. Logical conclusion there is that extreme moral relativism is complete horseshit.
A college friend's dad used to be a rural mail carrier. He decided that 3:00 was as late as he was going to work, so whatever he didn't have delivered by 3:00, he would just throw away. How he got away with this for as long as he did I'll never know.
Fun fact: he now works for the IRS.
Ugh.
Okay.
An AI is a man-made piece of software that displays a measurable level of intelligence or hopefully sapience.
A fake AI is a man-made piece of software that tries to emulate an AI, which means it tries to appear intelligent. It does this with fancy language parsers and a bunch of rules to tell it how to form sentences, but it's just a chatbot. It has no intelligence, it's just emulating human speech.
The first "artificial" in "artificial artificial intelligence" is a synonym for "fake". It's a fake AI.
Except they were all bills and all past due.
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He was probably lying about throwing mail away.
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Costner as my personal saviour? Ahahahahaha...
Colour me intrigued.
We used to have some pretty awful mail service here, but it's been better in recent years. For the longest time we'd get at least one piece of mail a week that wasn't ours. God only knows who got our stuff.
It's always mildly terrifying finding out things like this. Especially when you know the people involved and they work in some kind of fairly critical position. I work for a bank, and every so often I encounter a fellow employee that makes me think "Holy shit, there are people who are depending on your judgement for their financial security."
Could be, but he sure as hell never worked past 3:00.
Oh, yeah, I'm on your side, then. I thought you were supporting it :P
Though technically "unalienable rights" are something that we believe in, something we believe is right, from our perspective. It is only right so long as we make it right, because the universe is unfeeling.
Unless you believe in a god(s) [which I do], in which case you may believe there is an ultimate right and wrong.
pleasepaypreacher.net
I had long since made arrangements with most of the companies I dealt with such that their collections department would phone me instead of them sending me a red bill. Since then I get everything important by email.
This does sometimes make it awkward when somewhere (like blockbuster did for DVD rentals) wants a utility bill as proof of address, and they won't accept one that I printed myself from a pdf.
You see this hammer?
Yeah, I'll hit you with this shit today. Today my friends.
Did you eat some peanuts without deshelling them? I love them that way, but afterwards its like shitting broken glass.
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You could (and totally should) write a song about it.
Who cares? I'm not saying you should go around calling things artificial artificial intelligences, I'm just saying you could, that it isn't necessarily redundant or nonsensical.
AND MY AXE.
I think that's right.
No I was just constipated. Probably from the meds I take.
And I guess I could write a song. How about an REM cover?
Sometimes pooping hurts, sooooometiiiiiimes.... :whistle:
Why, yes. Yes it is. Which is why I was surprised that he got away with it.
And why is it only affecting the one channel I'm trying to watch?
I didn't totally clear it with her.
I also don't have a job lined up I'm just hoping to snag something.
Good plan or Best plan?
Damn tootin'
Constipation is the worst. I mean after I was constipated I have a specific hatred of those mylanta commercials. Also why is it when you can't shit you always get that math teacher joke stuck in your head and you start to wonder if it would actually work.
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You see officer she told me she liked me, so I figured...
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Congratulations, you are "that guy".
As in, "why is that guy sleeping on your couch?"
I don't think I know that joke.