I almost rubbed my hands with glee when I saw her messy office
Her house is beautiful and she and her partner and kids seem like really lovely people
The thing is I'm still not legal to work, y'see
It's a little ironic that it's easier for me to find illegal work while Mori can't find legal work
I'm sure its probably fine. A few lines in your accent, and any troubles will just melt away.
It should be piss easy for you to find decent employment when you are legal, though I'm surprised you're not now you're married. Is there like a minimum period or something?
Of all my jobs I think I've been late to work twice
and once it was because I forgot there was a bike race going through my city so I was sitting at an intersection for 25+ minutes waiting for all the bikes to pass
my government job now and the government internship i had ages back basically lets a dude come in whenever he wants, as long as you put in your 8 hours for the day. government jobs are the best.
I work at Walmart other than being paid to put up with bullshit and be beyond bored.
They hemorrhage people so often I no longer bother learning their names. Part of wishes I had no sold my car but then their is not that many places hiring at the moment in the area
The benefits government workers get are fucking amazing, at least in the UK
its the same here. health insurance, life insurance, retirement, vacation and sick hours, job stability, near impossible to get fired after 3 years or so
Human is cool but I like Tieflings but they only get a bonus to Dexterity and Intelligence, and Intelligence is kind of a useless stat for rogues in 4E
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The benefits government workers get are fucking amazing, at least in the UK
The US benefits are alright for federal but it depends where you live to some extent depending on what health care plans are available in your area and what doctors/hospitals accept them.
If you started working prior to 1983 then a government pension is great stuff
If you started working after that you should probably just smoke so you wont need to retire, or alternatively have great faith in the stock markets.
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A magician gives you a ring that, when worn, will let you see the world as it truly is.
However, the ring will never leave your finger, and you will be unable to ever describe to another living person what you see.
I have no idea how the government functions to tell you the truth from what I have seen.
It's the same general principle as the Russian army. Just send wave after wave of men at the problem until eventually one of them manages to get shit done. Law of averages.
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Awesome. I guess. (it sounds horrible, but if you're good at it, well..!)
I'm sure Mori will feel suitably guilty and un-manly.
I almost rubbed my hands with glee when I saw her messy office
Her house is beautiful and she and her partner and kids seem like really lovely people
I'm sure its probably fine. A few lines in your accent, and any troubles will just melt away.
It should be piss easy for you to find decent employment when you are legal, though I'm surprised you're not now you're married. Is there like a minimum period or something?
Just wait until Rachel decides that this makes her the man of the house and starts with the pegging
Typically takes 3 months or so
The robin is an American robin, not a British robin
That robin would never actually be in London
Not Dick Van Dyke's awful cockney accent?
That is the oddest thing in the world to be bothered by in that movie.
Then again, Dick Van Dyke's attempt at a British accent always set my teeth on edge.
edit: MENDOOZAAAAAAAAAAA!
And the mockney didn't bother me, probably because as a kid I had no concept of what a cockney accent was anyway
But damn it, I knew what a robin was
Okay not really
but it'll be interesting driving Rachel to work while I do stuff at home
The black vans are in route.
You are such a fucking buzzkill. Boo, I say!
the vans are actually Bang Buses
he's just rewarding him for being clever
yep
and once it was because I forgot there was a bike race going through my city so I was sitting at an intersection for 25+ minutes waiting for all the bikes to pass
Well, okay then.
Once it was because of a spider
One time I called in late and still managed to come in on time 8-)
And then they laid me off three weeks later
Fortunately my boss found it hilarious
Also, he was very cool. Ours was a small office and based on trust. He didn't mind if people were late so long as the hours were made up.
One guy there turned up an hour or so late every day, but he took a lot of work home so no one minded.
Of course, as I was answering the phones I was pretty much the only employee who couldn't be late
i think the key is to have one competent worker for every 5 useless government workers.
They hemorrhage people so often I no longer bother learning their names. Part of wishes I had no sold my car but then their is not that many places hiring at the moment in the area
its the same here. health insurance, life insurance, retirement, vacation and sick hours, job stability, near impossible to get fired after 3 years or so
Human is cool but I like Tieflings but they only get a bonus to Dexterity and Intelligence, and Intelligence is kind of a useless stat for rogues in 4E
The US benefits are alright for federal but it depends where you live to some extent depending on what health care plans are available in your area and what doctors/hospitals accept them.
If you started working prior to 1983 then a government pension is great stuff
If you started working after that you should probably just smoke so you wont need to retire, or alternatively have great faith in the stock markets.
However, the ring will never leave your finger, and you will be unable to ever describe to another living person what you see.
It's the same general principle as the Russian army. Just send wave after wave of men at the problem until eventually one of them manages to get shit done. Law of averages.
my boss didn't give me any hours last week in an apparent fit of pique
i like working, particularly doing graphic design, but my boss won't let me
cry more faggot