yeah. i don't remember what it's called but they've got a shit ton of historical battles in the game and some ridiculous number of weapons from different periods of history.
ok but if these "bosses" were such evil people in their lives, then why would they have power in hell?
wouldnt that be what they wanted?
i think a better approach would be instead of evil people from literature or history, how about angels or good people from history that try to stop you from passing through each circle? bercause for some reason or another you deserve to be there and they dont want you breaking free
This shit ain't half bad.
Like in the end it turns out you just broke the rules and tore open a hole out of hell for selfish reasons and now Heaven is fucked because they failed to stop you.
you start the game in the ninth circle of hell, having no memory of mortal life or why you're being punished.
You obviously betrayed someone close to you.
Well yeah, of course. Either that or a suicide or some kind of super-surprise twist ending, like you commited some kind of horrible war crimes and betrayed your country's trust or something.
your sins would have to be lots worse than that
so bad that you would go down in history and never be forgotten
sort of like a psychotic serial killer who murdered his whole family (shit his whole neighborhood)
you could make a twisted metal twist to it and play as sweet tooth, only less clown like
you start the game in the ninth circle of hell, having no memory of mortal life or why you're being punished.
You obviously betrayed someone close to you.
Well yeah, of course. Either that or a suicide or some kind of super-surprise twist ending, like you commited some kind of horrible war crimes and betrayed your country's trust or something.
No he means that's the ninth circle in Inferno
inferno is the whole reason for 'circles of hell' as far as i know.
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ok but if these "bosses" were such evil people in their lives, then why would they have power in hell?
wouldnt that be what they wanted?
i think a better approach would be instead of evil people from literature or history, how about angels or good people from history that try to stop you from passing through each circle? bercause for some reason or another you deserve to be there and they dont want you breaking free
This just sounds like a basic premise for a game based on Dogma.
Peeps trying to keep you from overruling God, and others trying to help you.
Can't play after endgame if you side with the demons.
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ok but if these "bosses" were such evil people in their lives, then why would they have power in hell?
wouldnt that be what they wanted?
i think a better approach would be instead of evil people from literature or history, how about angels or good people from history that try to stop you from passing through each circle? bercause for some reason or another you deserve to be there and they dont want you breaking free
That's a good point, actually. Of course, their souls could just be so corrupted by evil that they've almost become a part of hell's hierarchy based solely upon how much darkness they have in their hearts. Plus it'd be a lot more satisfying to beat the shit out of John Wayne Gacey than John Wayne.
you start the game in the ninth circle of hell, having no memory of mortal life or why you're being punished.
You obviously betrayed someone close to you.
Well yeah, of course. Either that or a suicide or some kind of super-surprise twist ending, like you commited some kind of horrible war crimes and betrayed your country's trust or something.
No he means that's the ninth circle in Inferno
inferno is the whole reason for 'circles of hell' as far as i know.
action-rpg set in hell with an amnesiac main character. this is like just a big collection of all the most overdone things ever. is rob zombie going to do the soundtrack?
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I'm having this great dream, of banging this chick back home that I'm cool with, and I wake up at 5:51AM. Bummer, but whatever, it's just a dream and I haven't jerked it all week. So there I am, thinkin' man, what a good dream. Oh well. Then I hear it.
Splashing. I know this sound. It is the sound of pissing. In some sort of fucked up advance warning system, I sit up to see one of my roommates urinating in the trashcan. Well, it could be worse, he's done it in two corners of the room in the past. So I go berserk and yell at him and he wanders off to the toilet saying "oh yah good idea!"
What the fuck, dude? No recollection of it at all later this morning.
Metzger's dream was better, I think.
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and i think the RPG genre would be wrong for this game cause it would need to be just more intense and fast paced and RPG games tend to be slow
which is the main reason i havent played fallout for more than an hour
youd probably have to do something like god of war, not necessarily a beat em up, but with that sort of pacing
and each circle would have to be significantly different from the previous one, they probably shouldnt look like everyday depection of hell that people tend to picture
im sort of thinking like a bill and ted's sort of thing here, like maybe one level is based on your childhood or something and a mistake you made then
That would make for a pretty anti climatic last boss fight.
YOU ARE IN LIMBOOOOO! LOOK, THERE IS ARISTOTLE! HE LOOKS BORED AS FUUUUUUCK!
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Yeah, the whole fire and brimstone thing is a little overplayed. Except maybe for one level. Just because throwing dudes into a fucking lake of fire and watching them flail around in the liquid hot magma before they sunk beneath the surface would be boss.
edit: Good point, Peter. I guess the tutorial level would be crossing the river Styx or something.
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i was really enjoying it and they said something about a new mission and i'm like "GREAT! THIS GAME IS AWESOME." and then the credits rolled.
what
It's called Dante's Inferno
Gabe and Tycho made a strip about it
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that would just rule so totally hard.
God I'd love that game
It is a fucking travesty that that game did not get a sequel
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This shit ain't half bad.
Like in the end it turns out you just broke the rules and tore open a hole out of hell for selfish reasons and now Heaven is fucked because they failed to stop you.
your sins would have to be lots worse than that
so bad that you would go down in history and never be forgotten
sort of like a psychotic serial killer who murdered his whole family (shit his whole neighborhood)
you could make a twisted metal twist to it and play as sweet tooth, only less clown like
STEAM!
inferno is the whole reason for 'circles of hell' as far as i know.
This just sounds like a basic premise for a game based on Dogma.
Peeps trying to keep you from overruling God, and others trying to help you.
Can't play after endgame if you side with the demons.
That's a good point, actually. Of course, their souls could just be so corrupted by evil that they've almost become a part of hell's hierarchy based solely upon how much darkness they have in their hearts. Plus it'd be a lot more satisfying to beat the shit out of John Wayne Gacey than John Wayne.
Heaven for breaking the rules
Hell for breaking the rules first
anywayz, back to my War of the World movie.
plus youd get more sales from the controversy it would cause
STEAM!
Pretty sure
oh well I guess that even jokes about it are shitty
what if you had a gun
that fired evergreen trees covered in spiders
STEAM!
Also, I don't think this really sounds all thaqt generic. Maybe the amnesiac main character...
A game based in the universe of The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen would be pretty sweet.
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Who would you play as, though? Different memebers of the League?
I guess that would be cool.
So have a lot of other people. aint nobody got a copywright on Hell.
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Or just make it an RPG where Alan Quartermain picks up teammates along the way and they battle jerks in a world of fantastical literature.
I'm having this great dream, of banging this chick back home that I'm cool with, and I wake up at 5:51AM. Bummer, but whatever, it's just a dream and I haven't jerked it all week. So there I am, thinkin' man, what a good dream. Oh well. Then I hear it.
Splashing. I know this sound. It is the sound of pissing. In some sort of fucked up advance warning system, I sit up to see one of my roommates urinating in the trashcan. Well, it could be worse, he's done it in two corners of the room in the past. So I go berserk and yell at him and he wanders off to the toilet saying "oh yah good idea!"
What the fuck, dude? No recollection of it at all later this morning.
Metzger's dream was better, I think.
which is the main reason i havent played fallout for more than an hour
youd probably have to do something like god of war, not necessarily a beat em up, but with that sort of pacing
and each circle would have to be significantly different from the previous one, they probably shouldnt look like everyday depection of hell that people tend to picture
im sort of thinking like a bill and ted's sort of thing here, like maybe one level is based on your childhood or something and a mistake you made then
STEAM!
That would make for a pretty anti climatic last boss fight.
YOU ARE IN LIMBOOOOO! LOOK, THERE IS ARISTOTLE! HE LOOKS BORED AS FUUUUUUCK!
edit: Good point, Peter. I guess the tutorial level would be crossing the river Styx or something.
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MASTODON can do the soundtrack for the game.