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    laughingfuzzballlaughingfuzzball Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Larlar wrote: »
    what else would it be?

    I am just curious how the phrase came to be

    Like, did people fight over beef a lot in older times
    Goddamn 14,000 posts

    Top of the third paragraph.

    It's by no means a credible source, but it's the best I could find quickly and he has a half-decent theory. Etymology is neat.

    Folk etymology is pointless at best, more commonly a corrupting force affecting not only the language in question but also the common man's understanding of history, sociology, geography, science, and any of the other disparate fields such masturbatory exercises call upon.

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    DefenderDefender Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Defender wrote: »
    Defender wrote: »
    Defender wrote: »
    the correct usage of the joke is "what smells like updog" or "it smells like updog in here," not this bullshit updoc version

    anyone who uses "updoc" is a poser fag

    Yeah, somehow the original version is now the "poser" version. That makes sense.

    look at defender thinking he knows facts

    where is your documentation defender

    http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=updoc

    I guess that would be the most formal, official documentation other than just knowing that "what's up dog?" is clearly a newer phrase than "what's up doc?"

    Also, and I have this from good source (colored folk), it's "what up, dog," not "what's up, dog."

    defender I am not talking about the phrase "what's up doc" I am talking about the popular "it smells like updog in here" joke so your claim as to the age of the respective phrases is irrelevant and you are a bullshit man made of too many words

    Nobody ever said it had to be "smells like." The joke doesn't hinge on it, I didn't say it, you inferred that on your own.

    don't semantics me, defender

    OK. You made up that was arguing something that I never said. Then you made up that I argued that I didn't mishear the phrase. You have somehow created two strawman arguments where there was nothing to argue. I am proud of you. You can't see it, but I'm wiping away a single tear.

    Defender on
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    FalloutFallout GIRL'S DAY WAS PRETTY GOOD WHILE THEY LASTEDRegistered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Defender wrote: »
    Hey when you say you have "beef" with someone, like there is some contention between you and someone

    Why is it beef?

    Because beef is easy to squash when you are reconciled.

    Yeah.

    picturing two dudes making up and then just thrusting their hips against each other, mashing dicks

    lollin'

    Fallout on
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    LarlarLarlar consecutive normal brunches Moderator, ClubPA mod
    edited April 2009
    Larlar wrote: »
    what else would it be?

    I am just curious how the phrase came to be

    Like, did people fight over beef a lot in older times
    Goddamn 14,000 posts

    Top of the third paragraph.

    It's by no means a credible source, but it's the best I could find quickly and he has a half-decent theory. Etymology is neat.

    Folk etymology is pointless at best, more commonly a corrupting force affecting not only the language in question but also the common man's understanding of history, sociology, geography, science, and any of the other disparate fields such masturbatory exercises call upon.

    I will name you Defender Jr.

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    DefenderDefender Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Fallout wrote: »
    Defender wrote: »
    Hey when you say you have "beef" with someone, like there is some contention between you and someone

    Why is it beef?

    Because beef is easy to squash when you are reconciled.

    Yeah.

    picturing two dudes making up and then just thrusting their hips against each other, mashing dicks

    lollin'

    That's how homophobia started. It hurts when you mash dicks and yours is soft and the other guy's is hard. Yup. These are facts about history.

    Defender on
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    DJ EebsDJ Eebs Moderator, Administrator admin
    edited April 2009
    Defender wrote: »
    Defender wrote: »
    Defender wrote: »
    Defender wrote: »
    the correct usage of the joke is "what smells like updog" or "it smells like updog in here," not this bullshit updoc version

    anyone who uses "updoc" is a poser fag

    Yeah, somehow the original version is now the "poser" version. That makes sense.

    look at defender thinking he knows facts

    where is your documentation defender

    http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=updoc

    I guess that would be the most formal, official documentation other than just knowing that "what's up dog?" is clearly a newer phrase than "what's up doc?"

    Also, and I have this from good source (colored folk), it's "what up, dog," not "what's up, dog."

    defender I am not talking about the phrase "what's up doc" I am talking about the popular "it smells like updog in here" joke so your claim as to the age of the respective phrases is irrelevant and you are a bullshit man made of too many words

    Nobody ever said it had to be "smells like." The joke doesn't hinge on it, I didn't say it, you inferred that on your own.

    don't semantics me, defender

    OK. You made up that was arguing something that I never said. Then you made up that I argued that I didn't mishear the phrase. You have somehow created two strawman arguments where there was nothing to argue. I am proud of you. You can't see it, but I'm wiping away a single tear.

    damn my hubris

    DJ Eebs on
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    FalloutFallout GIRL'S DAY WAS PRETTY GOOD WHILE THEY LASTEDRegistered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Defender wrote: »
    Fallout wrote: »
    Defender wrote: »
    Hey when you say you have "beef" with someone, like there is some contention between you and someone

    Why is it beef?

    Because beef is easy to squash when you are reconciled.

    Yeah.

    picturing two dudes making up and then just thrusting their hips against each other, mashing dicks

    lollin'

    That's how homophobia started. It hurts when you mash dicks and yours is soft and the other guy's is hard. Yup. These are facts about history.

    is... is that the same reason that why my face always hurts????

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    nevilleneville The Worst Gay (Seriously. The Worst!)Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Fallout wrote: »
    Defender wrote: »
    Hey when you say you have "beef" with someone, like there is some contention between you and someone

    Why is it beef?

    Because beef is easy to squash when you are reconciled.

    Yeah.

    picturing two dudes making up and then just thrusting their hips against each other, mashing dicks

    lollin'

    It's what I do.

    8-)

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    laughingfuzzballlaughingfuzzball Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Larlar wrote: »
    Larlar wrote: »
    what else would it be?

    I am just curious how the phrase came to be

    Like, did people fight over beef a lot in older times
    Goddamn 14,000 posts

    Top of the third paragraph.

    It's by no means a credible source, but it's the best I could find quickly and he has a half-decent theory. Etymology is neat.

    Folk etymology is pointless at best, more commonly a corrupting force affecting not only the language in question but also the common man's understanding of history, sociology, geography, science, and any of the other disparate fields such masturbatory exercises call upon.

    I will name you Defender Jr.

    Hey, I have to be this pretentious if I'm going make it into that linguistics program.

    Defender just does it because overblown semantics and blindly obsessive argumentation are the blood that engorges his e-peen.

    laughingfuzzball on
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    DefenderDefender Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Hey, I have to be this pretentious if I'm going make it into that linguistics program.

    Defender just does it because overblown semantics and blindly obsessive argumentation are the blood that engorges his e-peen.

    Hey, I do this for everyone. This is a service. The fact that people carry on five-page arguments about nothing whatsoever, even when I don't present an argument or a topic worth arguing, should be proof enough.

    Also, look up "pretentious." It seems to be widely misused.

    Defender on
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    laughingfuzzballlaughingfuzzball Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Defender wrote: »
    Hey, I have to be this pretentious if I'm going make it into that linguistics program.

    Defender just does it because overblown semantics and blindly obsessive argumentation are the blood that engorges his e-peen.

    Hey, I do this for everyone. This is a service. The fact that people carry on five-page arguments about nothing whatsoever, even when I don't present an argument or a topic worth arguing, should be proof enough.

    Also, look up "pretentious." It seems to be widely misused.

    It is widely misused, but I know I am and have sufficient cause to believe that you are behaving in a manner intended to imply a status that I/you do not posses- in my case, intelligence and education, in yours a gigantic penis.

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    JasocoJasoco Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Yay! 6 more hours and we can talk about THE FUCKING OFFICE AGAIN! Not a stupid joke from a couple seasons ago.

    Which I now realize was my own fault. God dammit! What have I done! I've inadvertently created the stupidest argument ever created on the internet and turned people into bumbling morons! Y'ALL ARE MORONS! SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU MORONS! I CREATED YOU! I CAN TAKE YOU OUT!

    Jasoco on
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    AMP'dAMP'd Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    It smells like teen spirit in here

    AMP'd on
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    JimothyJimothy Not in front of the fox he's with the owlRegistered User regular
    edited April 2009
    AMP'd wrote: »
    It smells like teen spirit in here

    Nothing a shower and some deodorant can't fix!

    Jimothy on
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    EckoEcko Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Jasoco wrote: »
    Yay! 6 more hours and we can talk about THE FUCKING OFFICE AGAIN! Not a stupid joke from a couple seasons ago.

    Which I now realize was my own fault. God dammit! What have I done! I've inadvertently created the stupidest argument ever created on the internet and turned people into bumbling morons! Y'ALL ARE MORONS! SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU MORONS! I CREATED YOU! I CAN TAKE YOU OUT!

    Technically it's also my fault since I started talking about my favorite openings. We are terrible people.

    Ecko on
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    AMP'dAMP'd Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Jimothy wrote: »
    AMP'd wrote: »
    It smells like teen spirit in here

    Nothing a shower and some deodorant can't fix!

    A deodorant like...Teen Spirit?

    AMP'd on
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    JasocoJasoco Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Ecko wrote: »
    Jasoco wrote: »
    Yay! 6 more hours and we can talk about THE FUCKING OFFICE AGAIN! Not a stupid joke from a couple seasons ago.

    Which I now realize was my own fault. God dammit! What have I done! I've inadvertently created the stupidest argument ever created on the internet and turned people into bumbling morons! Y'ALL ARE MORONS! SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU MORONS! I CREATED YOU! I CAN TAKE YOU OUT!

    Technically it's also my fault since I started talking about my favorite openings. We are terrible people.
    We are equally terrible. We have but one choice. We must wipe the memories of everyone who participated in this stupid argument.

    Jasoco on
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    KalTorakKalTorak One way or another, they all end up in the Undercity.Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Jasoco wrote: »
    Ecko wrote: »
    Jasoco wrote: »
    Yay! 6 more hours and we can talk about THE FUCKING OFFICE AGAIN! Not a stupid joke from a couple seasons ago.

    Which I now realize was my own fault. God dammit! What have I done! I've inadvertently created the stupidest argument ever created on the internet and turned people into bumbling morons! Y'ALL ARE MORONS! SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU MORONS! I CREATED YOU! I CAN TAKE YOU OUT!

    Technically it's also my fault since I started talking about my favorite openings. We are terrible people.
    We are equally terrible. We have but one choice. We must wipe the memories of everyone who participated in this stupid argument.

    Smithers, use the amnesia ray.

    KalTorak on
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    JimothyJimothy Not in front of the fox he's with the owlRegistered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Parks totally took that Fourskin joke from HIMYM. Or, you know, came up with it on their own.

    That reporter was bangin'.

    Jimothy on
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    LinksvilleLinksville Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Damn it Michael. Don't fuck this up. This is your chance to shine!

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    JimothyJimothy Not in front of the fox he's with the owlRegistered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Yeah, I'm nervous too.

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    Sars_BoySars_Boy Rest, You Are The Lightning. Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    holy shit michael

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    LinksvilleLinksville Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Hah! The end was great. A smug Michael is the best Michael.

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    JimothyJimothy Not in front of the fox he's with the owlRegistered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Well,
    They were able to restore the status quo (plus Erin) without seeming totally unlikely. Really exciting stuff.

    Just a little sad that they were so set on restoring it at all. I prefer things to move along more.

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    scarlet st.scarlet st. Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Sars_Boy wrote: »
    holy shit michael

    this

    I agree with the above, though
    I'm sad to see it just sort of revert back to normal.

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    DefenderDefender Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Defender wrote: »
    Hey, I have to be this pretentious if I'm going make it into that linguistics program.

    Defender just does it because overblown semantics and blindly obsessive argumentation are the blood that engorges his e-peen.

    Hey, I do this for everyone. This is a service. The fact that people carry on five-page arguments about nothing whatsoever, even when I don't present an argument or a topic worth arguing, should be proof enough.

    Also, look up "pretentious." It seems to be widely misused.

    It is widely misused, but I know I am and have sufficient cause to believe that you are behaving in a manner intended to imply a status that I/you do not posses- in my case, intelligence and education, in yours a gigantic penis.

    I have never implied a giant penis. I have seen a giant penis, and mine is just normal.

    Defender on
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    GPIA7RGPIA7R Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Awesome.
    Can't wait to see Pam as a salesperson! I love how Michael had them by the balls. A little wierd that Charles didn't mention what Dwight said in the meeting, though? Or did he and David not care?

    Also, I still really like David, I don't care what anyone says. I was hoping to see David take Jim's side during the middle of the episode conference room discussions... like disagree with Charles on something and back up Jim.

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    KalTorakKalTorak One way or another, they all end up in the Undercity.Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    GPIA7R wrote: »
    Awesome.
    Can't wait to see Pam as a salesperson! I love how Michael had them by the balls. A little wierd that Charles didn't mention what Dwight said in the meeting, though? Or did he and David not care?

    Also, I still really like David, I don't care what anyone says. I was hoping to see David take Jim's side during the middle of the episode conference room discussions... like disagree with Charles on something and back up Jim.
    Charles was starting to take what Dwight had said seriously until Jim provoked him to start talking about beets and it reminded Charles that Dwight had been talking about beehives all morning and maybe wasn't completely reliable.

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    Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Holy shit this was incredible

    Especially the very last little segment

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    JasocoJasoco Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
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    EckoEcko Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Oh man, Michael...
    So glad he didn't fuck it up. And it'll be nice to see Pam as a salesperson.

    Well, well, well. The turntables...

    Ecko on
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    AMP'dAMP'd Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Our balls are in your court

    AMP'd on
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    DesertBoxDesertBox Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    I don't care if he murdered his entire family, he's like a son to me

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    BusterKBusterK Negativity is Boring Cynicism is Cowardice Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    "Hey, guys..."
    "No, you're done."

    BusterK on
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    ProjeckProjeck Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    dammit dammit dammit missed it tonight

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    LarlarLarlar consecutive normal brunches Moderator, ClubPA mod
    edited April 2009
    I can't stop shivering with uncontrollable delight

    projeck why do you keep missing the best episodes ever

    Larlar on
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    I Win SwordfightsI Win Swordfights all the traits of greatness starlight at my feetRegistered User regular
    edited April 2009
    That episode gave me the goodest feelings

    Feelings of utmost good.

    I never thought I'd be so damn glad to see Wallace again.

    I Win Swordfights on
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    rhylithrhylith Death Rabbits HoustonRegistered User regular
    edited April 2009
    GOD DAMMIT for some reason my regularly scheduled DVR recording of this show recorded a completely different channel.

    Now I have half of an hour long episode of some show I don't watch labeled "The Office" sitting on my DVR.

    rhylith on
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    BusterKBusterK Negativity is Boring Cynicism is Cowardice Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Larlar wrote: »
    I can't stop shivering with uncontrollable delight

    projeck why do you keep missing the best episodes ever

    Take a careful look at his AV/Sig and try to deduce why he keeps forgetting

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    Calamity JaneCalamity Jane That Wrong Love Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    BusterK wrote: »
    Larlar wrote: »
    I can't stop shivering with uncontrollable delight

    projeck why do you keep missing the best episodes ever

    Take a careful look at his AV/Sig and try to deduce why he keeps forgetting

    oh come on the boy isn't conversing about it

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