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Mormons are fucking prompt
Fandyien
But Otto, what about us? Registered User regular
But Otto, what about us? Registered User regular
So yesterday at like 1:00 in the afternoon my friend and I check his mail, and he got this Lamb of God DVD he ordered from a mormon infomercial late at night
We call the number in the packet to ask for a free book of mormon, have a nice long conversation with the hip mormon operator who is all using young people slang and stuff. "God is sweet, dude!" so anyway he says something about how there are mormons in our area and he'll send them over with the bible sometime this week.
So we forget about it, our buddy comes over with two cases of pbr, and my two friends proceed to drink like ten beers each at 3:00 in the afternoon. they continue drinking until like 7:00, at this point we've just gotten some pot and completely forgotten about the mormons, and then comes a knock, a rat-tat-tat-tat at my chamber door
And so I open the door with a cigarette hanging out of my mouth, and there are those motherfuckers, with a book of mormon, three of 'em all dressed up and trying to save us
Everyone behind me sort of scrambles to drunkenly hide sketchy things while the mormon and i stare at each other
They're coming back tonight to talk more
Apparently if you call salt lake city you can have a crack squad of mormons at your door in less then six hours
We call the number in the packet to ask for a free book of mormon, have a nice long conversation with the hip mormon operator who is all using young people slang and stuff. "God is sweet, dude!" so anyway he says something about how there are mormons in our area and he'll send them over with the bible sometime this week.
So we forget about it, our buddy comes over with two cases of pbr, and my two friends proceed to drink like ten beers each at 3:00 in the afternoon. they continue drinking until like 7:00, at this point we've just gotten some pot and completely forgotten about the mormons, and then comes a knock, a rat-tat-tat-tat at my chamber door
And so I open the door with a cigarette hanging out of my mouth, and there are those motherfuckers, with a book of mormon, three of 'em all dressed up and trying to save us
Everyone behind me sort of scrambles to drunkenly hide sketchy things while the mormon and i stare at each other
They're coming back tonight to talk more
Apparently if you call salt lake city you can have a crack squad of mormons at your door in less then six hours
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I can't really function when I get to work until I read whatever it is you feel the need to start a new thread about every morning.
They are like plumbers.
This time refuse to put on pants.
Man it has been several days since I made a thread
Why would you do such things? No good can come from it.
Also this. What the hell were you guys thinking?
I'm saying you should create more threads.
Whenever you want to post, instead of replying, just start a new thread.
Did the guy give you a look too?
who cares? just open my door, jerk
Actually I'm kind of intrigued
Man, you would love Australia. Flyingman's typical day itt
Nobody loves Australia.
Tell us more about the story of Joseph Smith!
Man not even Australians are living in Australia.
That's like playing with a lighter/matches and then burning down the house.
People like us being hip, intelligent cats I guess. That's when I put a stop to it.
I made a TD for iphone and windows phone!
more like playing with matches and then burning yourself down.
that's such a fucking shame
Hmm. Not a bad idea.
I made a TD for iphone and windows phone!
I hate sheeple.
That's how most religions get the ball rolling. If each family consists of 10 children, then they'd get numbers to reckon with soon enough.
My community college is actually pretty fucking awesome actually. On one table we have Mormons or whatever and then the next table in the hall way we have some environmentalist kids who are handing out condoms because having "Unnecessary children leads to additional consumption and pollution."
Tell me that's not fucked up.
That's wonderful
Crafty bastards
That's pretty awesome. Not the environmental part, but people passing out free condoms. Nice kids.
ahahahahaha
Tell them you'll call the cops if they keep on harassing you. Worked for me.