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    sarukunsarukun RIESLING OCEANRegistered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Darth Waiter wrote: »
    Keith wrote: »
    you have yourself quoted in your sig?

    really?

    Why not? It's only a small vanity. Besides, it's more of a placeholder so I can remember to outdo it next time, kind of like a tubby man who keeps track of his exercise routine.

    You know what, if I had done that, I would want it on-hand at a moments notice too.

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    the wookthe wook Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Darth Waiter wrote: »
    My personal favorite Springer was the episode where the midget Klan leader was dating a tall white woman and all of his fellow midget Klan members were trying to get him to date a midget. Then, he brought out the black tall woman he was cheating with and everybody went nuts.

    Nuts, that is, until the midget Black Panthers showed up. I nearly pissed myself.

    oh my god that sounds incredible

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    HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Darth Waiter wrote: »
    My personal favorite Springer was the episode where the midget Klan leader was dating a tall white woman and all of his fellow midget Klan members were trying to get him to date a midget. Then, he brought out the black tall woman he was cheating with and everybody went nuts.

    Nuts, that is, until the midget Black Panthers showed up. I nearly pissed myself.

    If there were midget Nazis it would have been the greatest thing to ever be on TV.

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    BelruelBelruel NARUTO FUCKS Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    Darth Waiter wrote: »
    My personal favorite Springer was the episode where the midget Klan leader was dating a tall white woman and all of his fellow midget Klan members were trying to get him to date a midget. Then, he brought out the black tall woman he was cheating with and everybody went nuts.

    Nuts, that is, until the midget Black Panthers showed up. I nearly pissed myself.

    no fucking way

    springer is mostly fake nowadays, it can still be pretty funny to watch though

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    sarukunsarukun RIESLING OCEANRegistered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Darth Waiter wrote: »
    My personal favorite Springer was the episode where the midget Klan leader was dating a tall white woman and all of his fellow midget Klan members were trying to get him to date a midget. Then, he brought out the black tall woman he was cheating with and everybody went nuts.

    Nuts, that is, until the midget Black Panthers showed up. I nearly pissed myself.

    That is in-fucking-credible.

    Seriously, even if it is fake, I can't really imagine anyone being convinced to play it on television just for shits and giggles.

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    NadsNads Bob Ducca Asleep in a cul-de-sac.Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited February 2009
    Fuga wrote: »
    why the fuck is everyone admitting they may be the father?

    Kid has a lot of dedicated wingmen.

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    PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    going to quote my favorite tv thing for today
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    ok so I'm watching cash cab and the question is about the vegetable die used in india for tatoos

    and the dude is like "I KNOW THAT"

    dude says "hentai"

    that was the highlight of my day

    p.s. ben bailey was dumbstruck

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    BogeyBogey I'm back, baby! Santa Monica, CAModerator mod
    edited February 2009
    Darth Waiter wrote: »
    My personal favorite Springer was the episode where the midget Klan leader was dating a tall white woman and all of his fellow midget Klan members were trying to get him to date a midget. Then, he brought out the black tall woman he was cheating with and everybody went nuts.

    Nuts, that is, until the midget Black Panthers showed up. I nearly pissed myself.
    I need to see clips of this show!

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    BelruelBelruel NARUTO FUCKS Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    nads sign on aim

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    Darth WaiterDarth Waiter Elrond Hubbard Mordor XenuRegistered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Yeah, the midget episode was awesome, but it was at least ten years ago, and possibly older still from all of the haircuts. I was at work and we had a TV in the bar and we were dead after lunch, so Springer.

    And the rest is history.

    p.s. Thanks, sarukun.

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    MonkeyfeetMonkeyfeet Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Why won't my avatar move like it is supposed to?

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    VorusVorus Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    I have never seen an episode of Jerry Springer or whatever that girl was on

    I feel like I have been missing out

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    Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    edited February 2009
    Monkeyfeet wrote: »
    Her dream is to have her baby and be on girls gone wild

    you forgot dropping out of school

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    sarukunsarukun RIESLING OCEANRegistered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Do you ever encounter children so dumb that you feel as if the only solution is to beat them?

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    MonkeyfeetMonkeyfeet Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Have you ever thought about turning off your t.v. Sitting down with your children, and beat them?

    Sarukun how do you host your avatar so it gifs it up?

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    BelruelBelruel NARUTO FUCKS Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    photobucket lets you host gifs

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    Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    edited February 2009
    the forums host gifs

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    MonkeyfeetMonkeyfeet Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    If the gif is too big would it just not animate? I bet that is my problem

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    MarshmallowMarshmallow Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    I can take a look at it if you like. I've got a small amount of experience making gifs smaller without making them crappy and the like.

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    Synthetic OrangeSynthetic Orange Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    The problem is that he uploaded it to PA. Also icon talk is boring shit. Get back to cheating nazi midgets.

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    MonkeyfeetMonkeyfeet Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Marshmallow is the man.

    Also I love to watch Maury

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    zimfanzimfan Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Monkeyfeet wrote: »
    If the gif is too big would it just not animate? I bet that is my problem

    your gif is kind of scary

    and I love me some Dr. Horrible

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    sarukunsarukun RIESLING OCEANRegistered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Monkeyfeet wrote: »
    Marshmallow is the man.

    Also I love to watch Maury

    Weeeeeeird AV.

    I'm going to spend like ALL DAY tomorrow doing that.

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    MarshmallowMarshmallow Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    The cool thing about that gif is after a hundred cycles "Evil Eight Member" flashes once.

    EDIT: I am lying, that would be a lot of frames.

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    MonkeyfeetMonkeyfeet Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Marshmallow wrote: »
    The cool thing about that gif is after a hundred cycles "Evil Eight Member" flashes once.

    EDIT: I am lying, that would be a lot of frames.

    I was just going to watch it too

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    Synthetic OrangeSynthetic Orange Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Hahah, now a family friend reveals that it's all a scam

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    HarrierHarrier The Star Spangled Man Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Man, I'm not sure if I feel better or worse for Alfie now.

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    Tweaked_Bat_Tweaked_Bat_ Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Synthetic Orange wrote: »
    Hahah, now a family friend reveals that it's all a scam

    Yeah I read this earlier in the morning ahahaha I'm not surprised tbh

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    the wookthe wook Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    what a clusterfuck

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    redheadredhead Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    my first impulse on seeing this story was to assume it was a scam, but it was so widely reported I decided it had to be true

    I didn't even consider the idea that the family was scamming the tabloids instead of the tabloids scamming the reading public

    daaaamn

    I'm sure the tabloids are happy as hell anyway, though. not like they lose anything. now they get to keep the story going with "BABY-FACED 13 YEAR OLD SCAMMER MANIPULATED BY PARENTS"

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    ZoelZoel I suppose... I'd put it on Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Against all odds, the odds win.

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    zimfanzimfan Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Harrier wrote: »
    Man, I'm not sure if I feel better or worse for Alfie now.

    haha me neither

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    Darth WaiterDarth Waiter Elrond Hubbard Mordor XenuRegistered User regular
    edited February 2009
    redhead wrote: »
    I'm sure the tabloids are happy as hell anyway, though. not like they lose anything. now they get to keep the story going with "BABY-FACED 13 YEAR OLD SCAMMER MANIPULATED BY PARENTS"

    That kid is never going to know peace in his lifetime.

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    BedigunzBedigunz Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    He will never trust women again...

    we should probably just welcome him into the SE++ community right now

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    transistorsecttransistorsect Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Updated!

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    MarshmallowMarshmallow Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Yup.

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