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How do I be a daddy, daddy?

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    TubeTube Registered User admin
    edited February 2009
    I'm currently scuttling a girl whose big tits are literally her only redeeming feature

    she has the personality of a sack of ham with a swastika painted on it.

    Those titties must be rude indeed to tolerate that kind of nonsense; I'm thinking they must be Playboy worthy.

    She's looking for jobs at the moment and I said "Hey, why don't you go for some modelling work?" and she said "really? you think I could be a model" and I said

    "no"

    "no I'm sorry"

    "that was a cruel joke"

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    MikeRyuMikeRyu Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    I'm currently scuttling a girl whose big tits are literally her only redeeming feature

    she has the personality of a sack of ham with a swastika painted on it.

    I hope that you let her know how lucky she is to have them.

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    Darth WaiterDarth Waiter Elrond Hubbard Mordor XenuRegistered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Heywaitaminute. The teen mom in the OP has rude titties because she's breast-feeding, Tube, which means they were somewhat less rude and knockerific. We may have to re-evaluate our critittya...criteria.

    Addendum: It's good that you don't get her hopes up too high; nothing worse than a woman with a favorable opinion of herself.

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    Ness445Ness445 Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    well obviously it's time for the final solution


    and by that I mean choking her to death with your penis

    i know a girl for whom that is a hot fantasy

    she's a little odd
    when I said something about a death fetish earlier in this thread I was entirely kidding.

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    tuggatugga Makin' movies Makin' songsRegistered User regular
    edited February 2009
    thats gonna be weird when you have a car and your dad isnt even 30 yet

    tugga on
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    HenroidHenroid Mexican kicked from Immigration Thread Centrism is Racism :3Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    I like that picture on the previous page. Quality family time.

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    MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
    edited February 2009
    well obviously it's time for the final solution


    and by that I mean choking her to death with your penis

    i know a girl for whom that is a hot fantasy

    she's a little odd
    tell her that a man known on the internet as Mysst would like to discuss this with her some more.

    Mysst on
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    transistorsecttransistorsect Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Since I am not going to read all 76 pages, check out this Maury-esque type drama involving this kid.

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    MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
    edited February 2009
    DrZiplock wrote: »
    I prefer the firm and perky titties to the huge and soft and oh god I can't breath titties.


    But that's just me.
    i think that it's cleavage that's what's important. for both visual and practical considerations

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    Me Too!Me Too! __BANNED USERS regular
    edited February 2009
    hooooly fuck

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    OrikaeshigitaeOrikaeshigitae Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited February 2009
    Mysst wrote: »
    well obviously it's time for the final solution


    and by that I mean choking her to death with your penis

    i know a girl for whom that is a hot fantasy

    she's a little odd
    tell her that a man known on the internet as Mysst would like to discuss this with her some more.

    are you a big fan of strangling women mysst

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    bongibongi regular
    edited February 2009
    Since I am not going to read all 76 pages, check out this Maury-esque type drama involving this kid.
    I hate red tops.

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    Me Too!Me Too! __BANNED USERS regular
    edited February 2009
    I thought she was pretty

    This kid fell out of the blind and stupid tree

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    Darth WaiterDarth Waiter Elrond Hubbard Mordor XenuRegistered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Since I am not going to read all 76 pages, check out this Maury-esque type drama involving this kid.

    Oh. My. God.
    uncovered claims that Chantelle was sleeping with as many as EIGHT teenage boys around the time the baby was conceived

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    Me Too!Me Too! __BANNED USERS regular
    edited February 2009
    “Having sex with her was the worst mistake I’ve ever made in my life. I wish I’d never met her.

    “To be honest I didn’t really fancy her. She asked me out a couple of times when she moved down here but I kept turning her down. I thought she was ugly.

    “Now I’m terrified that I could be the daddy, and I’m not the only one.

    This kid I like

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    OrikaeshigitaeOrikaeshigitae Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited February 2009
    “To be honest I didn’t really fancy her. She asked me out a couple of times when she moved down here but I kept turning her down. I thought she was ugly.

    “Now I’m terrified that I could be the daddy, and I’m not the only one.

    ahahaha

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    tuggatugga Makin' movies Makin' songsRegistered User regular
    edited February 2009
    holy shit i just read the article...

    i think she has a child rape fetish cause who else would sleep with that

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    transistorsecttransistorsect Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Anyways, back to Mysst strangling women.

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    Me Too!Me Too! __BANNED USERS regular
    edited February 2009
    tugga wrote: »
    holy shit i just read the article...

    i think she has a child rape fetish cause who else would sleep with that

    the one shit thought she was pretty

    which isn't that weird considering they're all British

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    Darth WaiterDarth Waiter Elrond Hubbard Mordor XenuRegistered User regular
    edited February 2009
    AAUAUAUAUAUAUAHGHGHGHAIUGAGHUGHAUGHAUGHUAHGUAHG!
    “Having sex with her was the worst mistake I’ve ever made in my life. I wish I’d never met her.

    “To be honest I didn’t really fancy her. She asked me out a couple of times when she moved down here but I kept turning her down. I thought she was ugly.

    “Now I’m terrified that I could be the daddy, and I’m not the only one.

    “There are at least five other boys that I know who were all sleeping with her around that time. They’re all now wondering, ‘Is it me?’

    “It was routine for boys to stay over with her in her bed.

    “But I only slept with her the once. It was on a Sunday last May shortly after my 14th birthday and it was in her room.

    “The next morning at 8.30am, when she should have been going to school, she was helping tidy the house and look after her baby brother.

    “I didn’t go to school either and before I left, she told me, ‘If you keep it a secret, you can keep coming back for more.’ Those were her exact words.”

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    MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Mysst wrote: »
    well obviously it's time for the final solution


    and by that I mean choking her to death with your penis

    i know a girl for whom that is a hot fantasy

    she's a little odd
    tell her that a man known on the internet as Mysst would like to discuss this with her some more.

    are you a big fan of strangling women mysst
    never tried it before! I'm always interested in new things, though.

    also what the hell is with these kids coming out wanting paternity tests, first of all they're admitting they've knocked uglies with this girl and they're not letting some poor shmuck raise their kid.

    I mean, what the hell, that would be like the perfect thing in the world.

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    OrikaeshigitaeOrikaeshigitae Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited February 2009
    also, mysst

    she looks kind of like alfie's girlfriend

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    Ness445Ness445 Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    personally I think it would make an excellent episode of law and order.

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    Me Too!Me Too! __BANNED USERS regular
    edited February 2009
    Ness445 wrote: »
    personally I think it would make an excellent episode of law and order.

    Christopher Meloni all like you dumb shits shouldn't have fucked her and being a dick and refusing to believe they were raped

    Mariska Hargitay being all compassionate and hot

    Christopher Meloni also being hot

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    MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
    edited February 2009
    also, mysst

    she looks kind of like alfie's girlfriend
    how alike are we talking here? like she's got the frog eyes? or the bird lips? or the forehead you can land a jet on?

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    transistorsecttransistorsect Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Ness445 wrote: »
    personally I think it would make an excellent episode of law and order.

    That made me laugh pretty hard at work. Luckily, I work at a noisy computer lab and no one noticed.

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    OrikaeshigitaeOrikaeshigitae Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited February 2009
    Mysst wrote: »
    also, mysst

    she looks kind of like alfie's girlfriend
    how alike are we talking here? like she's got the frog eyes? or the bird lips? or the forehead you can land a jet on?

    well

    tube wouldn't fuck her

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    MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Mysst wrote: »
    also, mysst

    she looks kind of like alfie's girlfriend
    how alike are we talking here? like she's got the frog eyes? or the bird lips? or the forehead you can land a jet on?

    well

    tube wouldn't fuck her
    what about if she's in makeup like a hooker? and not a high-class one. cause it's all about the mascara running down the face anyway.

    Mysst on
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    TubeTube Registered User admin
    edited February 2009
    Mysst wrote: »
    also, mysst

    she looks kind of like alfie's girlfriend
    how alike are we talking here? like she's got the frog eyes? or the bird lips? or the forehead you can land a jet on?

    well

    tube wouldn't fuck her

    jesus was she in a car accident or something

    I'd fuck an undercooked lamb

    Tube on
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    HenroidHenroid Mexican kicked from Immigration Thread Centrism is Racism :3Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Mysst wrote: »
    Mysst wrote: »
    also, mysst

    she looks kind of like alfie's girlfriend
    how alike are we talking here? like she's got the frog eyes? or the bird lips? or the forehead you can land a jet on?

    well

    tube wouldn't fuck her
    what about if she's in makeup like a hooker? and not a high-class one. cause it's all about the mascara running down the face anyway.

    Emo chicks give the best head?

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    Macro9Macro9 Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Now I am worried that I may be the father.

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    Ness445Ness445 Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Mysst wrote: »
    also, mysst

    she looks kind of like alfie's girlfriend
    how alike are we talking here? like she's got the frog eyes? or the bird lips? or the forehead you can land a jet on?

    well

    tube wouldn't fuck her
    this is pretty incriminating because I believe tube fucked a hot pocket once.

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    Darth WaiterDarth Waiter Elrond Hubbard Mordor XenuRegistered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Mysst wrote: »
    what about if she's in makeup like a hooker? and not a high-class one. cause it's all about the mascara running down the face anyway.

    Do you see the cut on that jib, sir? I like it.

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    sponospono Mining for Nose Diamonds Booger CoveRegistered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Ness445 wrote: »
    Mysst wrote: »
    also, mysst

    she looks kind of like alfie's girlfriend
    how alike are we talking here? like she's got the frog eyes? or the bird lips? or the forehead you can land a jet on?

    well

    tube wouldn't fuck her
    this is pretty incriminating because I believe tube fucked a hot pocket once.

    to be fair it was a pizza pocket

    spicy italian

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    OrikaeshigitaeOrikaeshigitae Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited February 2009
    spono wrote: »
    Ness445 wrote: »
    Mysst wrote: »
    also, mysst

    she looks kind of like alfie's girlfriend
    how alike are we talking here? like she's got the frog eyes? or the bird lips? or the forehead you can land a jet on?

    well

    tube wouldn't fuck her
    this is pretty incriminating because I believe tube fucked a hot pocket once.

    to be fair it was a pizza pocket

    spicy italian

    good thing he got to it before it got fat and loud

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    DrZiplockDrZiplock Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    spono wrote: »
    Ness445 wrote: »
    Mysst wrote: »
    also, mysst

    she looks kind of like alfie's girlfriend
    how alike are we talking here? like she's got the frog eyes? or the bird lips? or the forehead you can land a jet on?

    well

    tube wouldn't fuck her
    this is pretty incriminating because I believe tube fucked a hot pocket once.

    to be fair it was a pizza pocket

    spicy italian

    God, I hope he waiting the recommended 2 minutes after taking it out of the microwave.

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    tuggatugga Makin' movies Makin' songsRegistered User regular
    edited February 2009
    tube is one of my most favorite people

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    MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Henroid wrote: »
    Mysst wrote: »
    Mysst wrote: »
    also, mysst

    she looks kind of like alfie's girlfriend
    how alike are we talking here? like she's got the frog eyes? or the bird lips? or the forehead you can land a jet on?

    well

    tube wouldn't fuck her
    what about if she's in makeup like a hooker? and not a high-class one. cause it's all about the mascara running down the face anyway.

    Emo chicks give the best head?
    well I mean all it takes is a strong grip on the back of any girl's head

    darth knows what's up

    darth you shoulda come down for the corset party

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    Macro9Macro9 Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    I wonder if there are more little English boys that have slept with this troll? I guess all you would have to do is follow the trail of headless corpses.

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    bongibongi regular
    edited February 2009
    I feel dead

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