As was foretold, we've added advertisements to the forums! If you have questions, or if you encounter any bugs, please visit this thread: https://forums.penny-arcade.com/discussion/240191/forum-advertisement-faq-and-reports-thread/
Options

[Waaagh! On] Dawn of War 2: Spoiler tags should be used

A-PuckA-Puck Registered User regular
edited February 2009 in Games and Technology
War.

War never changes.

Wait, wrong game.
DAWN OF WAR 2

Dawn of War 2 is the newest RTS set in the grimdark future of the 41st millennium by Relic. Described as taking the best parts of the original DoW combined with Company of Heroes, this game places an emphasis on quick action over memorizing build orders and perfecting your pixel clicking. And by that I mean that there is no base building.

The game has two distinct portions, with the single player campaign being a completely different beastie from the multiplayer. The single player campaign is for the SM only (though campaigns for other races seems like an obvious DLC money maker *hint hint*). It's a persistent rpg like squad based tactical game with emphasis on building up and using a handfull of squads for the whole campaign. For more information you can see this link, beware the minor spoilers.

In the multiplayer portion of the game you can choose from Eldar, Orks, Space Marines, and Tyranids. As time allows I or someone else will provide individual write ups on the various races, but for right now just remember that all you need to do in order to win as Eldar is to mass banshees. Unless you are on my team, then you should try something else.

How to redeem a pre-order code:
Open Games for Windows Live. This was created during installation, it should be in your start > all programs screen.
Go to Market Place
Click on Redeem Code
"The Devouring Mass" TYRANIDSTyranid_symbol.jpg
Carnifex_and_Gaunts_Victorious.jpg
Is how you feel fighting them.
The Tyranids are an extragalactic alien race, whose sole purpose is the consumption of all forms of genetic and biological material in order to evolve and reproduce. Tyranid technology is based entirely on biological engineering. Every function is carried out by living, engineered creatures, each of which collectively forms the Hive Fleet, directed by a single Hive Mind.

Space bugs that kill shit.

I'll do more later.
Akira wrote: »
Here I wrote the space marine part of the OP

Space Marines
space-marine-picture-02.jpg

Look at this guy, even the Ultramarines which are by far the most boring legion are gigantic badasses. Marneus Augustus Calgar isn't even in DoW2 but that dude dual-wields Powerfists with guns built into them, he would probably kill you by accident if seeing him didn't make you kill yourself first.

Ok so the DoW2 marine commander has a bad case of sm_force_commander.png (click his frosted tips) BUT he will still break your face off with a Force Hammer. And probably make you feel kind of effeminate for losing to him.

But whoa you say, what are Space Marines anyway? Well when you take the weak, mortal form of a human and pump him full of drugs, extra organs (3 hearts, couple extra lungs, one that lets you spit acid ETC) and make his ribcage into a steel plate and train him so his only purpose in life is killing dudes you want not to live anymore, you get a Space Marine!

warhammer-blue-gold.jpg

Oh and the best part of Space Marines are the Dreadnoughts. You put a nearly dead Space Marine in a giant walking tomb-mech and let him crush the other team into paste.

40k_011.jpg


MP is handled via GFWL, there is a partial list of people's gamer tags below but the best way to meet up with people is via the G&T vent server. Check the sticky in this forum for the server info and how to donate for it's upkeep. Trust me when I say that the game is a LOT better when playing with/against fellow PA folks. 3v matched games when your team mates are pubbies might just be a special plane of hell.

Here is a partial list of GFWL IDs copied from the last OP.
Critter = TrotskysIcepick
Quid = Asmadeus
Defunker = JollyGreenJssus
Taikan = Traikan
Cronus = MasterCronus
darksteel=Cokesakto
Dr.Oblivious = DrOblivious
ObstSkwerl = Pvtskwerl
admanb = admanjb
815165 = thee telescopes
Captain K = I Am Captain K
TheGerbil = TheGerbil86
TychoCelchuuu = TychoCelchuu
DeadOnArrival = Private
Velmeran = Vechloran
Canada_jezus = Canada Jezus
Computer Generated Faggotry = CasinoGhost
Jives = JilesFTW
Moridin889 = LazyGit889
A-Puck = Za Puck
Spindrift = Cudboat
Accualt = The Accualt
kaliyama = marblesthechimp
Figgy = FigmentNS
CanisAquilus = Canis Aquilus
Kinderparty = Kinderparty
Foefaller = FoefallerMagus
bongi = bongitrs
TheCrumblyCracker = CrumblyCracker
kildy = Kildy
Klyka = Klyka
TheBog = TheBog2
Leitner= Colonel Leitner
Critter= TrotsyksIcepick
Jebu= Chrethon
Shamus= El Shamus
TekDragon= TekDragon84
Lord_Asmodeus= I3rigand
Aegeri= Aegeri
Dissociater= Dissociater
3clipse= R3clipse
Vi Monks= ViMonks2
Zen Vulgarity= ZenVulgarity
Core= defconcore
jdarksun= jdarksun
SJ= Warboss SJ
Hawk= Hawk xSx
Wulf= Wulf
Shorn Scrotum Man= SojakFA
mightyspacepope= mightyspacepope
If you want your handle on this list, please PM me

You can get a great deal of information about the various units and abilities here: http://www.dow2db.com/ This website pulls it's data right from the game, so in theory it should be accurate. Please keep in mind that it is a work in progress however.


Got something you think should be in this OP? Write it up and I'll add it.

Oh, and the Emperor commands you to not be a dick, or else Captain K will infract the hell out of you.

Soon... soon I will install you, my precious.
A-Puck on
«13456763

Posts

  • Options
    A-PuckA-Puck Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    DON'T BE A DICK OR ELSE CAPTAIN K WILL INFRACT THE HELL OUT OF YOU.

    A-Puck on
    Soon... soon I will install you, my precious.
  • Options
    DissociaterDissociater Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Might as well add me to the list, although I probably won't be playing TOO much DoW II online. It's the same as my handle here. Dissociater.

    Dissociater on
  • Options
    CroakCroak Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    It's live on Steam now, there are 124 people in Oceania playing it, and counting.

    Croak on
  • Options
    A-PuckA-Puck Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Might as well add me to the list, although I probably won't be playing TOO much DoW II online. It's the same as my handle here. Dissociater.

    Done, if anyone else wants their name on the list, PM me.

    A-Puck on
    Soon... soon I will install you, my precious.
  • Options
    maraxus94maraxus94 Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Croak wrote: »
    It's live on Steam now, there are 124 people in Oceania playing it, and counting.

    D: Still says unreleased for me.

    maraxus94 on
  • Options
    kaleeditykaleedity Sometimes science is more art than science Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Still unreleased for me, east coast us.

    kaleedity on
  • Options
    Zen VulgarityZen Vulgarity What a lovely day for tea Secret British ThreadRegistered User regular
    edited February 2009
    "The Devouring Mass" TYRANIDSTyranid_symbol.jpg
    Carnifex_and_Gaunts_Victorious.jpg
    Is how you feel fighting them.
    The Tyranids are an extragalactic alien race, whose sole purpose is the consumption of all forms of genetic and biological material in order to evolve and reproduce. Tyranid technology is based entirely on biological engineering. Every function is carried out by living, engineered creatures, each of which collectively forms the Hive Fleet, directed by a single Hive Mind.

    Space bugs that kill shit.

    I'll do more later.

    Zen Vulgarity on
  • Options
    DissociaterDissociater Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    kaleedity wrote: »
    Still unreleased for me, east coast us.

    When I go to the steam website it says it will be unlocked in 22 hours heh.

    Dissociater on
  • Options
    Zen VulgarityZen Vulgarity What a lovely day for tea Secret British ThreadRegistered User regular
    edited February 2009
    HEY CROAK

    ARE THERE PLANS FOR GIVING US ALL THE SHIT FROM THE PRE-ORDERS THROUGH A DLC

    Zen Vulgarity on
  • Options
    verpakeyesverpakeyes Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    HEY CROAK

    ARE THERE PLANS FOR GIVING US ALL THE SHIT FROM THE PRE-ORDERS THROUGH A DLC

    CAN WE MAKE CUSTOM COLORS IN THAT ARMY CREATOR!

    verpakeyes on
    pajoewangsexcrow.jpgXBOX live: verpa 15
  • Options
    DeadOnArrivalDeadOnArrival Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Living in the UK, I won't have my copy until Friday. So screw you guys, I'm going home.

    Also Maraxus, pretty sure when Croak says live he means the auth servers are online. Which means people who got the game through retailers breaking the street date will be able to activate and play. Doesn't mean Steam has released it for download, yet.

    I could be wrong, but it'd make sense.

    DeadOnArrival on
    2zz3vp4.jpg
  • Options
    DeadOnArrivalDeadOnArrival Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    I'd stick [Game On] or [Waagh On] before the thread title there Puck.

    Since it's a game on thread, and all.

    DeadOnArrival on
    2zz3vp4.jpg
  • Options
    3cl1ps33cl1ps3 I will build a labyrinth to house the cheese Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Go ahead and post my gamertag up there, it's R3clipse.

    Oh, and Steam question for all y'all folks: if I want it to install to a hard drive OTHER than C, how would I go about making it do that?

    3cl1ps3 on
  • Options
    A-PuckA-Puck Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    I'd stick [Game On] or [Waagh On] before the thread title there Puck.

    Since it's a game on thread, and all.

    I will do so... as soon as I figure out how to edit a thread title.

    A-Puck on
    Soon... soon I will install you, my precious.
  • Options
    Zen VulgarityZen Vulgarity What a lovely day for tea Secret British ThreadRegistered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Edit your first post.

    Or maybe it's thread tools. I forget.

    Zen Vulgarity on
  • Options
    DeadOnArrivalDeadOnArrival Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Zen is an idiot. Don't listen to him. Actually, go to the forum index and double click on the thread title box (not actually on the thread title, you'll just be sent into the thread, but next to it, still in it's box).

    You'll be able to edit the text directly, then hit enter to change it.

    Oh web 2.0 features, how you spoil us so.

    DeadOnArrival on
    2zz3vp4.jpg
  • Options
    Zen VulgarityZen Vulgarity What a lovely day for tea Secret British ThreadRegistered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Well I'm not used to your web 2.0 nonsense.

    Zen Vulgarity on
  • Options
    A-PuckA-Puck Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Done and Done. Thanks.

    A-Puck on
    Soon... soon I will install you, my precious.
  • Options
    SpindriftSpindrift Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    3clipse wrote: »
    Go ahead and post my gamertag up there, it's R3clipse.

    Oh, and Steam question for all y'all folks: if I want it to install to a hard drive OTHER than C, how would I go about making it do that?

    Install Steam to a hard drive other than C. All of your games have to go in the Steam directory.

    Spindrift on
  • Options
    kildykildy Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    By "live on steam" I presume you mean B&M copies can play, not "steam finally unlocked it so you can download the shit"

    kildy on
  • Options
    Zen VulgarityZen Vulgarity What a lovely day for tea Secret British ThreadRegistered User regular
    edited February 2009
    If I write the rest of the Tyranid information, it will be filled with hate and vitriol.

    Zen Vulgarity on
  • Options
    Vi MonksVi Monks Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Go ahead and add me to the list. ViMonks2 on GFWL.

    So in the previous thread, people were asking about using Steam's file integrity business to use the beta files to skip some of the download. Any truth to this idea or is it all lies and heresy? Because I would love me some fast downloading.

    Vi Monks on
  • Options
    Zen VulgarityZen Vulgarity What a lovely day for tea Secret British ThreadRegistered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Oh yeah.

    I'm ZenVulgarity on GFWL, maget.

    Zen Vulgarity on
  • Options
    A-PuckA-Puck Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    If I write the rest of the Tyranid information, it will be filled with hate and vitriol.

    Unlike the rest of the thread...

    A-Puck on
    Soon... soon I will install you, my precious.
  • Options
    Zen VulgarityZen Vulgarity What a lovely day for tea Secret British ThreadRegistered User regular
    edited February 2009
    A-Puck wrote: »
    If I write the rest of the Tyranid information, it will be filled with hate and vitriol.

    Unlike the rest of the thread...

    Specifically things like:

    Warrior Brood - Venom Cannon (VC) upgrade:

    Equip your Warriors with VCs and become absolutely fucking hated. Now your warriors are anti-infantry and anti-vehicle, as well as providing a ranged synapse.

    The Ranged Synapse gives a +30% overall damage increase to your little termagaunts, and gives them the ever annoying ability to knockdown. At a 25% chance per each of the eight little fuckers, two squads can nearly permanently knock down a hero! Eat it, Space Elf!

    You should also add into the OP that making jokes about Eldar being Gay are old and you're dumb for saying them.

    Zen Vulgarity on
  • Options
    A-PuckA-Puck Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    A-Puck wrote: »
    If I write the rest of the Tyranid information, it will be filled with hate and vitriol.

    Unlike the rest of the thread...

    Specifically things like:

    Warrior Brood - Venom Cannon (VC) upgrade:

    Equip your Warriors with VCs and become absolutely fucking hated. Now your warriors are anti-infantry and anti-vehicle, as well as providing a ranged synapse.

    The Ranged Synapse gives a +30% overall damage increase to your little termagaunts, and gives them the ever annoying ability to knockdown. At a 25% chance per each of the eight little fuckers, two squads can nearly permanently knock down a hero! Eat it, Space Elf!

    That's more than a little awesome, actually.

    A-Puck on
    Soon... soon I will install you, my precious.
  • Options
    Zen VulgarityZen Vulgarity What a lovely day for tea Secret British ThreadRegistered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Like I said, I'll do it later tonight.

    Zen Vulgarity on
  • Options
    CoreCore Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Someone want to stick me in the list of gamertags? Mine is defconcore. I played mostly SM in beta and did a pretty piss poor job at it. Well I played mostly random 3v3 matches, so I guess I was never really too sure if I lost because I wasn't doing a good job or I lost because the other 2 people had no idea what they were doing. So hopefully when I get home from work today and actually get the game setup I can play with a few people from here and know for sure if I lose it wasn't because the other people on my team were dicking around.

    By the way anyone got any tips for early game SM? I was mostly going Heavy Bolter as my first squad, then getting ASM, scout shotguns and then teching to 2. I was doing TACs over the Devastators at first, but I think I like Devs too much.

    Core on
    core_pa_sig.jpg
  • Options
    Zen VulgarityZen Vulgarity What a lovely day for tea Secret British ThreadRegistered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Watch Canis, Kinderparty, or Akira's replays on GameReplays.org

    GO

    Also for Space Marines.

    What everyone else thinks of Space Marines that's a heretic, a mutant, or a xenos:
    585px-Prettymarine01.jpg

    How Space Marines actually are:
    warhammer-blue-gold.jpg

    Zen Vulgarity on
  • Options
    CoreCore Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Guess I'll do that when I get home. I saw a couple replays that were just streaming videos, that was nice cause then I could watch em here at work.

    Core on
    core_pa_sig.jpg
  • Options
    A-PuckA-Puck Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Watch Canis, Kinderparty, or Akira's replays on GameReplays.org

    GO

    I suspect that this is no longer possible. I doubt the games will work with the launch version.

    A-Puck on
    Soon... soon I will install you, my precious.
  • Options
    Zen VulgarityZen Vulgarity What a lovely day for tea Secret British ThreadRegistered User regular
    edited February 2009
    OH BOOOO

    if that's the case, that's faggotry.

    Zen Vulgarity on
  • Options
    Lord_AsmodeusLord_Asmodeus goeticSobriquet: Here is your magical cryptic riddle-tumour: I AM A TIME MACHINERegistered User regular
    edited February 2009
    If I write the rest of the Tyranid information, it will be filled with hate and vitriol.

    They're... intergalactic monsters that devour all life in their path.... they are remorseless, soulless (well you can argue that individual Nids have no souls) killing machines whose only purpose is to scour the universe clean of life by adding it to the glorious and ever expanding Hive Mind... how is hate and vitriol BAD?

    Lord_Asmodeus on
    Capital is only the fruit of labor, and could never have existed if Labor had not first existed. Labor is superior to capital, and deserves much the higher consideration. - Lincoln
  • Options
    Zen VulgarityZen Vulgarity What a lovely day for tea Secret British ThreadRegistered User regular
    edited February 2009
    If I write the rest of the Tyranid information, it will be filled with hate and vitriol.

    They're... intergalactic monsters that devour all life in their path.... they are remorseless, soulless (well you can argue that individual Nids have no souls) killing machines whose only purpose is to scour the universe clean of life by adding it to the glorious and ever expanding Hive Mind... how is hate and vitriol BAD?

    Anyone who doesn't play Space Marines is either a Tyranid, a douchebag, or more than twelve years old.

    Zen Vulgarity on
  • Options
    DeadOnArrivalDeadOnArrival Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    A-Puck wrote: »
    Watch Canis, Kinderparty, or Akira's replays on GameReplays.org

    GO

    I suspect that this is no longer possible. I doubt the games will work with the launch version.

    Because my replays are full of suck and fail, m i rite, Zen?

    DeadOnArrival on
    2zz3vp4.jpg
  • Options
    SpindriftSpindrift Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    If I write the rest of the Tyranid information, it will be filled with hate and vitriol.

    They're... intergalactic monsters that devour all life in their path.... they are remorseless, soulless (well you can argue that individual Nids have no souls) killing machines whose only purpose is to scour the universe clean of life by adding it to the glorious and ever expanding Hive Mind... how is hate and vitriol BAD?

    Anyone who doesn't play Space Marines is either a Tyranid, a douchebag, or more than twelve years old.

    So Tyranids, Orks, and Eldar, in that order? 8-)

    Spindrift on
  • Options
    Dark_SideDark_Side Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Awesome, a fresh new thread. I'm nulfis in game, probably won't get to play until late thursday night sadly.

    Dark_Side on
  • Options
    g1ovesg1oves __BANNED USERS regular
    edited February 2009
    11805636791702cavb5.jpg

    g1oves on
    sig1ib0.jpg
  • Options
    HawkHawk ColoradoRegistered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Is anyone going to be doing Co-Op or Multiplay only?

    Add my gamertag: Hawk xSx

    Hawk on
  • Options
    Zen VulgarityZen Vulgarity What a lovely day for tea Secret British ThreadRegistered User regular
    edited February 2009
    A-Puck wrote: »
    Watch Canis, Kinderparty, or Akira's replays on GameReplays.org

    GO

    I suspect that this is no longer possible. I doubt the games will work with the launch version.

    Because my replays are full of suck and fail, m i rite, Zen?
    You're an Ork.

    He was asking about Space Marine.

    I've had no association with Kinder, Canis, or Akira as anything other than Space Marine. Maybe Kinder with some Ork play.

    You, however, I would point to as a foremost authority on smashin' puny beakies.

    Zen Vulgarity on
Sign In or Register to comment.