Also when I was at the Israeli movie this couple sat in front of me. Arab girl and white dude. She was talking on her cell before the trailers started, in Arabic. And I'm thinking oh hey I'm not the only one with whom this might resonate deeply. So then she makes small talk with her boyfriend/date. At one point he goes:
"So is Israel near Palestine or what?"
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Also when I was at the Israeli movie this couple sat in front of me. Arab girl and white dude. She was talking on her cell before the trailers started, in Arabic. And I'm thinking oh hey I'm not the only one with whom this might resonate deeply. So then she makes small talk with her boyfriend/date. At one point he goes:
"So is Israel near Palestine or what?"
:facepalm:
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Also when I was at the Israeli movie this couple sat in front of me. Arab girl and white dude. She was talking on her cell before the trailers started, in Arabic. And I'm thinking oh hey I'm not the only one with whom this might resonate deeply. So then she makes small talk with her boyfriend/date. At one point he goes:
Ugh I really want to find this video but I can't remember what it was called at all.
There were like, six red circles. Each circle was tied to a note, and they progressed in a binary sequence.
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If there was a zombie outbreak I would walk across the country with nothing to sustain me except the bears I came across and killed with my bare hands and I would climb the tallest mountain and construct an impregnable fortress where I would sire a family with the women God Himself created from one of my ribs.
If there was a zombie outbreak I would walk across the country with nothing to sustain me except the bears I came across and killed with my bare hands and I would climb the tallest mountain and construct an impregnable fortress where I would sire a family with the women God Himself created from one of my ribs.
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i really hate when people start talking about zombie survival
all like "i'd go here" or "i'd use this weapon" or "i'd have this plan to survive"
no
no, you fucking wouldn't
you are a sedentary, weak little human who would die horribly and be consumed
do you know who would survive?
people who spend their time learning useful things and don't fucking sit around talking about zombies
If i had to survive a zombie survival, I would grab a machete (because bullets are useless AS EVERYONE KNOWS) and also run really fast to an army base and swing into a helicopter that I can TOTALLY FLY because I have played Dawn of War so many times you don't even know, and then escape the area of the zombie infestation and fly my helicopter to the higher latitudes because DUH the cold would freeze their muscles because they don't have body heat guys it's just science, and there I would start my own little civilization of the last eskimos on earth
If there was a zombie outbreak I would walk across the country with nothing to sustain me except the bears I came across and killed with my bare hands and I would climb the tallest mountain and construct an impregnable fortress where I would sire a family with the women God Himself created from one of my ribs.
this is exactly how people who talk about zombie survival sound, well done
"i'd use this incredibly impractical item because i'm so great and it's so cool"
"HAHAHA YOU ARE SO IGNORANT ABOUT ZOMBIES LISTEN TO MY EXPERTISE"
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You've never played Dawn of War.
That game doesn't teach you how to fly helicopters anyway.
You need to play Battlefield 2 or something for that.
There are two kinds of people who think about zombie invasion.
The first kind prepares for it, based on the grounds that if you can survive against an unstoppable mindless juggernaut and crazy people alike, you can survive goddamn anything.
The second kind imagines they'd carve zombies into bits with a pair of katanas while wearing a trenchcoat.
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There are two kinds of people who think about zombie invasion.
The first kind prepares for it, based on the grounds that if you can survive against an unstoppable mindless juggernaut and crazy people alike, you can survive goddamn anything.
The second kind imagines they'd carve zombies into bits with a pair of katanas while wearing a trenchcoat.
the second kind is a tool
the first kind is an idiot who i prefer to think doesn't exist
who prepares for a zombie outbreak? a fucking lunatic. why not prepare for a dragon invasion, or an underground empire of beholders?
I haven't played Dawn of War either, but to be fair I only play about one strategy game a year. Learning curve is pretty steep on them and the single-player usually takes backseat to the multiplayer, so I tend to stick to other games for the most part.
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My zombie survival life simulator They Don't Sleep is out now on Steam if you want to check it out.
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also i just wouldn't be interested in Dawn of War anyway so
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There have been DHS conferences using zombie outbreaks as the disaster scenario. I really don't find this unreasonable. It IS a good (if fictional) worse case scenario for disaster preparedness and mitigation planning.
There have been DHS conferences using zombie outbreaks as the disaster scenario. I really don't find this unreasonable. It IS a good (if fictional) worse case scenario for disaster preparedness and mitigation planning.
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"So is Israel near Palestine or what?"
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white people
they're crazy
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Would make a rad project.
all like "i'd go here" or "i'd use this weapon" or "i'd have this plan to survive"
no
no, you fucking wouldn't
you are a sedentary, weak little human who would die horribly and be consumed
do you know who would survive?
people who spend their time learning useful things and don't fucking sit around talking about zombies
Inbreeding.
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Pretty much.
There were like, six red circles. Each circle was tied to a note, and they progressed in a binary sequence.
you know
standard fare
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this is exactly how people who talk about zombie survival sound, well done
"i'd use this incredibly impractical item because i'm so great and it's so cool"
"HAHAHA YOU ARE SO IGNORANT ABOUT ZOMBIES LISTEN TO MY EXPERTISE"
god
That game doesn't teach you how to fly helicopters anyway.
You need to play Battlefield 2 or something for that.
i would die in less than 5 seconds
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I only played the demo.
It never did it for me.
The first kind prepares for it, based on the grounds that if you can survive against an unstoppable mindless juggernaut and crazy people alike, you can survive goddamn anything.
The second kind imagines they'd carve zombies into bits with a pair of katanas while wearing a trenchcoat.
Aw yeah *high-five*
Put that gun to my own head.
Strategy games are pretty niche.
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the second kind is a tool
the first kind is an idiot who i prefer to think doesn't exist
who prepares for a zombie outbreak? a fucking lunatic. why not prepare for a dragon invasion, or an underground empire of beholders?
AND you're pregnant.
I'm really hungry now.
I used to
I just don't have the money or time
and I has a mac that i've beat up enough
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Oh.
Yeah.
I hear ya.
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Hahaha, what