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Canadian head of state eats arctic spider legs, no one gives an eff

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    ZeroFillZeroFill Feeling much better. A nice, green leaf.Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Blaket wrote: »
    Javen wrote: »
    It's a little weird though that you compare the governor general to the president then in the next breath say 'canadians dont elect the governor general

    Canada is weird.

    That's because they don't elect the queen either.

    AND NEITHER DO YOU

    fuck this, Queen Tryouts, Central High Gymnasium, 3 p.m. Saturday

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    LoomdunLoomdun Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    I just wanted to doodle something

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    MeldingMelding Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Twas a good doodle, I laughed.

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    RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator mod
    edited May 2009
    oh big deal you damned hippies

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    LoomdunLoomdun Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    yay

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    ZeroFillZeroFill Feeling much better. A nice, green leaf.Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Tasteticle wrote: »
    I am starting a restaurant

    Where the only things on the menu are cute animals

    The names of the meals will be the way they were killed
    Anal Electrocution Confit
    duckling served over a Merlot reduction 58.

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    NotASenatorNotASenator Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    And yet everytime I say anything about how Canada is a lesser democracy because of the monarchy balancing on the top, they say "Oh, well the Queen and the GG don't really do anything"


    Except eat seal hearts.

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    ZephosZephos Climbin in yo ski lifts, snatchin your people up. MichiganRegistered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Faricazy wrote: »
    bears

    don't get me started on this.

    seals = NOT A BEAR.

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    NotASenatorNotASenator Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
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    TasteticleTasteticle Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    also I had deer meat for the first time a few weeks ago.

    Dear god I had no idea what I have been missing.

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    FrankoFranko Sometimes I really wish I had four feet so I could dance with myself to the drumbeat Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    we should stop letting minorities into Canada, or at last stop giving them positions of reasonable power

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    ascotascot Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    I bet the Queen isn't even bothered.

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    Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Tasteticle wrote: »
    also I had deer meat for the first time a few weeks ago.

    Dear god I had no idea what I have been missing.
    That's like when people complain that Austrlaians are the only country who eats the animals on their coat of arms.

    My response is have you tried them? They are delicious, why wouldn't you eat them.

    I bet you if that bald eagle was tasty it wouldn't be endangered, that fucker would be extinct.

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    Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    I bet you there are no lions in England for the same reason.

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    TheySlashThemTheySlashThem Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Blaket wrote: »
    Tasteticle wrote: »
    also I had deer meat for the first time a few weeks ago.

    Dear god I had no idea what I have been missing.
    That's like when people complain that Austrlaians are the only country who eats the animals on their coat of arms.

    My response is have you tried them? They are delicious, why wouldn't you eat them.

    I bet you if that bald eagle was tasty it wouldn't be endangered, that fucker would be extinct.

    actually I'm pretty sure being hunted for meat played a big part in the whole endangered thing

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    CrimsondudeCrimsondude Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    I was thinking the same thing. It was hunted until it went on the Endangered Species list and then got another federal law prohibiting it from being hunted because it's no longer endangered but Congress doesn't want people eating them.

    At which time I am thankful that the founders didn't take Franklin's advice and make the turkey the national bird instead. Because those are tasty. But a raptor seems like it'd be too stringy and tough. Give me a penned-in factory bird any day.

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    MeldingMelding Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Blaket wrote: »
    I bet you there are no lions in England for the same reason.

    Sir I like your line of reasoning.

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    Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Y'know, my Hockey team is called Club Seals.

    I named it myself.

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    Penguin IncarnatePenguin Incarnate King of Kafiristan Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Melding wrote: »
    I honestly don't get what is so bad about this? The first nation people have been eatting seals hundreds of years. Is this just a case of bad timing or something?
    They don't claim ancestry from Europe, so they're not real (North) Americans.

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    VivixenneVivixenne Remember your training, and we'll get through this just fine. Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    I had emu steak once, it was yummy. And I've had kangaroo, also yummy.

    Eating them is a sign of respect.

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    FalloutFallout GIRL'S DAY WAS PRETTY GOOD WHILE THEY LASTEDRegistered User regular
    edited May 2009
    i've had kangaroo jerky

    inarguably disgusting

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    VivixenneVivixenne Remember your training, and we'll get through this just fine. Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    I've never had it jerky style

    but as a steak it was surprisingly nice

    a bit stringy

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    FalloutFallout GIRL'S DAY WAS PRETTY GOOD WHILE THEY LASTEDRegistered User regular
    edited May 2009
    kangaroo jerky is like

    alright you know when you bite into regular jerky and the delicious juice comes out

    it's like that except instead of delicious juice it's urine

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    Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Game meet should not be turned into Jerky.

    Next time you see the person that made that Fallout you punch him in the throat.

    Kangaroo served correctly is fresh and rare.

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    FalloutFallout GIRL'S DAY WAS PRETTY GOOD WHILE THEY LASTEDRegistered User regular
    edited May 2009
    it was some crap in a box mailed to me from my cousin in sydney

    i'm willing to believe that it's better fresh, but hooooleee shit

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    Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    No, don't believe that.

    One roo gets over cooked and dry it is utter shit.

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    Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Are you sure you weren't just given like a kangaroo leather coin pouch or something?

    Bit into it accidently?

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    ASimPersonASimPerson Cold... and hard.Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    BusterK wrote: »
    Meanwhile,
    A representative of the Queen still runs your country?
    Cut the cord man
    Drop the trust fund
    Move out of your parent's basement

    Representative, indeed. Technically, the Queen is Canada's Head of State. She's also the nominal head of state of 15 other countries:
    Elizabeth II (Elizabeth Alexandra Mary; born 21 April 1926) is the queen regnant of sixteen independent states known as the Commonwealth realms: the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland, Canada, Australia, New Zealand, Jamaica, Barbados, the Bahamas, Grenada, Papua New Guinea, the Solomon Islands, Tuvalu, Saint Lucia, Saint Vincent and the Grenadines, Belize, Antigua and Barbuda, and Saint Kitts and Nevis.

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    ButlerButler 89 episodes or bust Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Run Run Run wrote: »
    Melding wrote: »
    I honestly don't get what is so bad about this? The first nation people have been eatting seals hundreds of years. Is this just a case of bad timing or something?

    Indeed. I'd imagine it's pretty darn fatty meat tho. Yuck.

    Anyway, go Canada. Screw those Euro fags.

    Run you're not being

    racist towards Europeans

    are you?

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    NotASenatorNotASenator Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Butler wrote: »
    Run Run Run wrote: »
    Melding wrote: »
    I honestly don't get what is so bad about this? The first nation people have been eatting seals hundreds of years. Is this just a case of bad timing or something?

    Indeed. I'd imagine it's pretty darn fatty meat tho. Yuck.

    Anyway, go Canada. Screw those Euro fags.

    Run you're not being

    racist towards Europeans

    are you?

    Dear God, he's crossed the beams.

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    DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited May 2009
    Blaket wrote: »
    Tasteticle wrote: »
    also I had deer meat for the first time a few weeks ago.

    Dear god I had no idea what I have been missing.
    That's like when people complain that Austrlaians are the only country who eats the animals on their coat of arms.

    My response is have you tried them? They are delicious, why wouldn't you eat them.

    I bet you if that bald eagle was tasty it wouldn't be endangered, that fucker would be extinct.
    if bald eagle were really that tasty, they wouldn't be extinct
    they'd be farmed

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    WrenWren ninja_bird Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    oh no those evil fishermen are trying to make a living in one of the poorest provinces. those evil, evil men

    brb need to eat a fucking steak

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    Ed321Ed321 Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Wren wrote: »
    oh no those evil fishermen are trying to make a living in one of the poorest provinces. those evil, evil men

    This.

    I don't get what the big story is here.

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    FalloutFallout GIRL'S DAY WAS PRETTY GOOD WHILE THEY LASTEDRegistered User regular
    edited May 2009
    the story is that a head of state cut out a critter's heart and ate it

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    WrenWren ninja_bird Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    I think it was rick mercer who was interviewing americans protesting against the seal hunt(YEARS ago, when he was still allowed to do this). his conversation with this one student sipping her starbucks cappuccino was pretty funny

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    sarukunsarukun RIESLING OCEANRegistered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Man I will eat some seal.

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    WrenWren ninja_bird Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    sarukun wrote: »
    Man I will eat some seal.

    only bad people eat seal, sarukun. have you seen how adorable they are? we should not eat adorable creatures because celebrities said so

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    scarlet st.scarlet st. Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    NotACrook wrote: »
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    Isn't he married to someone really hot

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    DavoidDavoid Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    My favourite representation of my country is this guy

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    scarlet st.scarlet st. Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Vivixenne wrote: »
    I had emu steak once, it was yummy. And I've had kangaroo, also yummy.

    Eating them is a sign of respect.

    By eating them I like to remind the animal world that I will continue to fuck up their shit on a daily basis.

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