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Canadian head of state eats arctic spider legs, no one gives an eff

MeissnerdMeissnerd Registered User regular
edited May 2009 in Social Entropy++
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/europe/8069249.stm
Canada's governor general, Michaelle Jean, has helped to butcher and eat a seal in an apparent act of solidarity with hunters.

Ms Jean used a traditional Inuit knife to help gut the animal then ate a slice of raw heart.

It came weeks after the EU voted to ban Canadian seal products, but Ms Jean did not say if her actions were in response to the EU proposals.

An EU spokeswoman said the story was "too bizarre to acknowledge".

The governor general is the representative of Canada's head of state, Queen Elizabeth II.

So yeah, the Governor General is Canada's head of state, not our Prime Minister. Politically this puts her roughly at the same level as the American President.

This is a distress call. Canadians do not elect the Governor General. We are stuck with a crazy Haitian woman who plans to eat the worlds' population of seals. Who will save us?

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  • FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    bears

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  • mullymully Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    GOD WHAT

    NO

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  • VoranthVoranth MI NOMBRE, POR CIERTO ES DONTÉ!Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Haha, us canadians!

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  • FalloutFallout ( ๑‾̀◡‾́)σ" Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    a Haitian cuts an animal's heart out with a tribal knife and eats it in an act of appeasal with the intent of bringing prosperity

    hmmm............

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  • BusterKBusterK Negativity is Boring Cynicism is Cowardice Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Oh Canada

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  • Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    She ate the seal's courage! Its rich, tasty courage.

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  • CampionCampion Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    What is this, twitter news? Tonight I had chicken alfredo.

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  • MeissnerdMeissnerd Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    They were out of Arctic mudskippers and warthogs I guess

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  • scarlet st.scarlet st. Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    So I ate whale in Japan

    Gotta say, it's not worth it. Same probably goes with seals.
    Just get a damn quarter pounder with cheese already.

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  • satansfingerssatansfingers Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    oh my god that quote was amazing

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  • mullymully Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    she should eat an eagle next

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  • BusterKBusterK Negativity is Boring Cynicism is Cowardice Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Meanwhile,
    A representative of the Queen still runs your country?
    Cut the cord man
    Drop the trust fund
    Move out of your parent's basement

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  • DefenestratorDefenestrator Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Forget the seal. I want to eat a penguin.

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  • LoomdunLoomdun Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    so um, what do you plan to do for helping out endangered seals?

    "AROOOOOOOO"

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  • FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    D:D:

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  • FalloutFallout ( ๑‾̀◡‾́)σ" Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    hahahaha

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  • JavenJaven Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    I'm not appalled by this, it's just fucking weird.

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  • MeldingMelding Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    I honestly don't get what is so bad about this? The first nation people have been eatting seals hundreds of years. Is this just a case of bad timing or something?

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  • GoatmonGoatmon Companion of Kess Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    HAHAHAHAHA!

    nicely done, Loomdun.

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  • LoomdunLoomdun Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    weeee

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  • Run Run RunRun Run Run __BANNED USERS regular
    edited May 2009
    Melding wrote: »
    I honestly don't get what is so bad about this? The first nation people have been eatting seals hundreds of years. Is this just a case of bad timing or something?

    Indeed. I'd imagine it's pretty darn fatty meat tho. Yuck.

    Anyway, go Canada. Screw those Euro fags.

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  • eric.eric. __BANNED USERS regular
    edited May 2009
    yo

    inuit people are amazing. they eat baby seals, man!!!

    :twisted::twisted:

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  • TasteticleTasteticle Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    she's living the dream!

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  • CrimsondudeCrimsondude Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    http://www.thestar.com/fpLarge/video/640438

    Money shot's at 1:28.

    My favorite part is the kids sitting next to her that are eating the seal and watching her. That makes it so much better.

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  • TasteticleTasteticle Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    I seriously don't get what the big fucking deal is here.

    Is it because seals are cute?

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  • Run Run RunRun Run Run __BANNED USERS regular
    edited May 2009
    Tasteticle wrote: »
    I seriously don't get what the big fucking deal is here.

    Is it because seals are cute?

    Yes.

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  • CrimsondudeCrimsondude Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    That one wasn't.

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  • ChicoBlueChicoBlue Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    If people were hunting giant hairy arctic spiders people would be all, "OH, THANK GOD. GOOD FOR THEM. THOSE FUCKING THINGS GIVE ME NIGHTMARES."

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  • TasteticleTasteticle Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Well, not anymore!

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  • CrimsondudeCrimsondude Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    I'd give an arctic spider hunter a fucking medal.

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  • JavenJaven Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    It's a little weird though that you compare the governor general to the president then in the next breath say 'canadians dont elect the governor general

    Canada is weird.

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  • The Otaku SuppositoryThe Otaku Suppository Bawstan New EnglandRegistered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Something tells me a Jean/Palin ticket would be a landslide victory in Canada.

    So Yukon, you can have Alaska. Just take it. By force. Whatever.

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  • Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Javen wrote: »
    It's a little weird though that you compare the governor general to the president then in the next breath say 'canadians dont elect the governor general

    Canada is weird.

    That's because they don't elect the queen either.

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  • TasteticleTasteticle Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    I am starting a restaurant

    Where the only things on the menu are cute animals

    The names of the meals will be the way they were killed

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  • TheySlashThemTheySlashThem Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    what the fuck is wrong with canada

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  • MeldingMelding Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    What the fuck is wrong with eatting seals?

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  • TasteticleTasteticle Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Also they say people taste a lot like chicken

    But I think quadriplegics would taste more like veal

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  • GlorfindelGlorfindel Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Blaket wrote: »
    Javen wrote: »
    It's a little weird though that you compare the governor general to the president then in the next breath say 'canadians dont elect the governor general

    Canada is weird.

    That's because they don't elect the queen either.

    and the GG really does jack squat in terms of anything meaningful

    well, except that one time ours sacked our PM

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  • Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Yeah I mean nowdays there is no power in the seat and it's in possible to fuck up. I mean that job is so easy we now let women be governor generals.

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  • MeldingMelding Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Tasteticle wrote: »
    Also they say people taste a lot like chicken

    But I think quadriplegics would taste more like veal

    I hear peopel taste like pork more often then not, but the only way to know is to eat a human, and I'm not that horible yet. Maybe in a few years.

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