what happens if you get the stick dirty? Would the type to use one of these take the time to clean it? Or would their guests come over only to find a shit covered stick next to the toilet?
There's also a ComfortWipe Cleaner, to clean your ComfortWipe. It's basically just another ComfortWipe, but smaller. It costs $9.99, unless you order now, then it comes with the ComfortWipe.
People often react oddly to the fact that I use wet wipes, but it's like...dude, if you have shit smeared on your body, why would you wipe it of with some dry paper? If I had shit on my arm, I wouldn't wipe it off with a paper towel. I know an ass is an ass, and not an arm, but I'll use wet wipes thank you.
if i wiped my ass with Wet Ones, i'd go broke quick
Why, are you a frequent shitter or an avid wiper?
Or both?
more like, a volume shitter, but yes also an avid wiper
although, is there anything more beautiful in life than a perfectly pinched log that damn near nullifies the need to wipe?
Ah, the ghost shit. My youngest son (age 5) somehow is a master of this. Nearly every time he goes, I'm talking 9 out of 10 times, when he wipes the paper is clean. I don't know how he does it but I'm always in awe.
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I found a series of photos where some people spot a delivery truck with a stock photo of some office workers gathering around a computer screen on its side. A guy goes up and takes the dimensions of the screen in the stock photo. They print out some hardcore porn screen cap, and apply it to the side of the truck. The result is great.
Anyway, I was about to post it, but I realized it has some minor nudity (a photo of a photo of nudity, that is), but I thought you guys might appreciate the description.
I found a series of photos where some people spot a delivery truck with a stock photo of some office workers gathering around a computer screen on its side. A guy goes up and takes the dimensions of the screen in the stock photo. They print out some hardcore porn screen cap, and apply it to the side of the truck. The result is great.
Anyway, I was about to post it, but I realized it has some minor nudity (a photo of a photo of nudity, that is), but I thought you guys might appreciate the description.
you should PM me a link and I'll photoshop out the naughty parts and post it
True story, I had a college roommate freshman year that couldn't master the tuck. Inevietably his towel would fall daily. 4-person room, we other 3 couldn't understand it, or how someone who can't tuck a fucking towel got into college.
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Invisible nap is the best nap of all time!
No man should have that kind of power.(Twitter)
True story, I had a college roommate freshman year that couldn't master the tuck. Inevietably his towel would fall daily. 4-person room, we other 3 couldn't understand it, or how someone who can't tuck a fucking towel got into college.
I couldn't tuck a towel very well
so I got a robe
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True story, I had a college roommate freshman year that couldn't master the tuck. Inevietably his towel would fall daily. 4-person room, we other 3 couldn't understand it, or how someone who can't tuck a fucking towel got into college.
True story, I had a college roommate freshman year that couldn't master the tuck. Inevietably his towel would fall daily. 4-person room, we other 3 couldn't understand it, or how someone who can't tuck a fucking towel got into college.
did you spend all day wearing only towels?
No, he couldn't even make it from the shower down the hall into our dorm room to get dressed. His hands were always full with his shower caddy, and the towel would either fall off in the hall or in the room.
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Seriously though, I have a thing of Wet Ones on top of my toilet. Anyone else? Hm?
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I'm a man of God.
I don't, but should. I remember using a baby wipe once on myself...it was amazing.
No man should have that kind of power.(Twitter)
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yes:^:
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Why, are you a frequent shitter or an avid wiper?
Or both?
No man should have that kind of power.(Twitter)
more like, a volume shitter, but yes also an avid wiper
although, is there anything more beautiful in life than a perfectly pinched log that damn near nullifies the need to wipe?
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Ah, the ghost shit. My youngest son (age 5) somehow is a master of this. Nearly every time he goes, I'm talking 9 out of 10 times, when he wipes the paper is clean. I don't know how he does it but I'm always in awe.
No man should have that kind of power.(Twitter)
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a real kaTONK
Need some stuff designed or printed? I can help with that.
lol herbivores barely utilizing their bodily functions
No man should have that kind of power.(Twitter)
No man should have that kind of power.(Twitter)
Anyway, I was about to post it, but I realized it has some minor nudity (a photo of a photo of nudity, that is), but I thought you guys might appreciate the description.
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It also makes my mouth water and gives me the urge to kick hippies.
No man should have that kind of power.(Twitter)
They better be worth the absolute bitch of a hassle it takes to take one out.
yes
you should PM me a link and I'll photoshop out the naughty parts and post it
Need some stuff designed or printed? I can help with that.
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True story, I had a college roommate freshman year that couldn't master the tuck. Inevietably his towel would fall daily. 4-person room, we other 3 couldn't understand it, or how someone who can't tuck a fucking towel got into college.
No man should have that kind of power.(Twitter)
I couldn't tuck a towel very well
so I got a robe
Need some stuff designed or printed? I can help with that.
No, he couldn't even make it from the shower down the hall into our dorm room to get dressed. His hands were always full with his shower caddy, and the towel would either fall off in the hall or in the room.
No man should have that kind of power.(Twitter)