In This [Chat] We Ask For Thanato's On High

DasUberEdward

oh god

textsfromlastnight.com

(306): how drunk was i? i pretended i was getting a blowjob from a fuckin dolphin in front of my dad. thats how drunk i was.

Elendil

Corvus wrote: »

electricitylikesme wrote: »

Ok there is a fucking weird noise outside. It sounds like a bark but it's raspy and not continous. What sort of Australian murdering thing might be stuck in my wall?

Ghost Dingo?

it is a poison jellyfish

a land poison jellyfish

Podly

I need to get on learning German real fast

WMain00

ICH BEIN EIN BERLINER!

Fuzzy Cumulonimbus Cloud

Could be a sharkpion.

Gonmun

DasUberEdward wrote: »

Gonmun wrote: »

electricitylikesme wrote: »

Ok there is a fucking weird noise outside. It sounds like a bark but it's raspy and not continous. What sort of Australian murdering thing might be stuck in my wall?

Maybe it's one of those big damn spiders that you guys seem to enjoy living around?

or dinosaurs



or abominations

You shut up! Platypuses (sp?) are made of nothing but win and flippers!

Elki

I love crocodiles.

Preacher

electricitylikesme wrote: »

I'm worried it'll turn out to be something awesome like a kitty, and if I don't act now it'll die and I'll be all

But it might also be a terror bird.

Australia, the only country in the world where made up creatures are actually less scary than the actual ones.

DasUberEdward

(352): I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last

SyphonBlue

Gonmun wrote: »

DasUberEdward wrote: »

Gonmun wrote: »

electricitylikesme wrote: »

Ok there is a fucking weird noise outside. It sounds like a bark but it's raspy and not continous. What sort of Australian murdering thing might be stuck in my wall?

Maybe it's one of those big damn spiders that you guys seem to enjoy living around?

or dinosaurs



or abominations

You shut up! Platypuses (sp?) are made of nothing but win and flippers!

and gut-wrenchingly painful poison

Fuzzy Cumulonimbus Cloud

Podly wrote: »

I need to get on learning German real fast

Du musst der Deutsch wissen sehr hastig.

Preacher

Fuzzy Cumulonimbus Cloud wrote: »

Could be a sharkpion.

MOTHER OF GOD!

Elendil

Podly wrote: »

I need to get on learning German real fast

the important thing about German communication is to shout at the top of your lungs and gesticulate wildly

Podly

Preacher wrote: »

JustinSane07 wrote: »

http://www.boston.com/news/obituaries/senator_kennedy/082909_names2?pg=19

Is Hillary fucking sleeping?

Have you ever been to a catholic funeral? It's like an aerobic exercise, she's just resting her eyes.

Pffft wait until easter sunday oh my god

but really orthodox funerals are the worst. They take like 9 hours.

DasUberEdward

Gonmun wrote: »

DasUberEdward wrote: »

Gonmun wrote: »

electricitylikesme wrote: »

Ok there is a fucking weird noise outside. It sounds like a bark but it's raspy and not continous. What sort of Australian murdering thing might be stuck in my wall?

Maybe it's one of those big damn spiders that you guys seem to enjoy living around?

or dinosaurs



or abominations

You shut up! Platypuses (sp?) are made of nothing but win and flippers!

You forgot poison barbs and egg laying mammals.

JustinSane07

Preacher wrote: »

JustinSane07 wrote: »

http://www.boston.com/news/obituaries/senator_kennedy/082909_names2?pg=19

Is Hillary fucking sleeping?

Have you ever been to a catholic funeral? It's like an aerobic exercise, she's just resting her eyes.

I am Catholic! Catholic church is the best aerobic exercise you can get! Billy Blanks can suck a dick!

Elendil

Gonmun wrote: »

Platypuses (sp?)

platypodes

Bama

I had a dream last night that spiders were all over my apartment. I'm not terribly afraid of spiders, so this was mostly an annoyance. Then one about the size of a horseshoe crab got on my back and I was a little unhappy about it.

Gonmun

Elendil wrote: »

Gonmun wrote: »

Platypuses (sp?)

platypodes

I had pondered maybe platypussi or platapeese but that works too.

Fuzzy Cumulonimbus Cloud

An abomination of platypodes.

Podly

Elendil wrote: »

Gonmun wrote: »

Platypuses (sp?)

platypodes

correct

urahonky

Sweet just filed for unemployment. I can't believe you can do that online now!

Fuzzy Cumulonimbus Cloud

Wheeeeeeeeeeeeee.

Podly

platypus means literally "flat fooded" by the way

Gonmun

Podly wrote: »

Elendil wrote: »

Gonmun wrote: »

Platypuses (sp?)

platypodes

correct

I stand corrected then.

WMain00

You can do anything online nowadays.

Except punch someone in the face. Sadly that piece of technology has not been invented yet.

Nerdgasmic

platypes

Gonmun

urahonky wrote: »

Sweet just filed for unemployment. I can't believe you can do that online now!

I imagine that's quite a relief for you honky. Glad it worked.

stilist

German sounds bouncy to me.

urahonky

WMain00 wrote: »

You can do anything online nowadays.

Except punch someone in the face. Sadly that piece of technology has not been invented yet.

I'm on it.

Podly

urahonky wrote: »

Sweet just filed for unemployment. I can't believe you can do that online now!

"So you're unemployed, but you have internet?"
"Sir, I have abandoned food before I would abandon my internets"

Gonmun

urahonky wrote: »

WMain00 wrote: »

You can do anything online nowadays.

Except punch someone in the face. Sadly that piece of technology has not been invented yet.

I'm on it. With my penis.

DasUberEdward

urahonky wrote: »

WMain00 wrote: »

You can do anything online nowadays.

Except punch someone in the face. Sadly that piece of technology has not been invented yet.

I'm on it.

Godspeed sir.

urahonky

Gonmun wrote: »

urahonky wrote: »

Sweet just filed for unemployment. I can't believe you can do that online now!

I imagine that's quite a relief for you honky. Glad it worked.

Well let's hope so. I'm not sure what they want/need me to do. They said they would send me some information in the mail.

JustinSane07

WMain00 wrote: »

You can do anything online nowadays.

Except punch someone in the face. Sadly that piece of technology has not been invented yet.

http://www.penny-arcade.com/comic/2001/6/18/

Good thing we invented kicking them in the nads back in 2001.

Mojo_Jojo

DasUberEdward wrote: »

(352): I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last

The problem with these is that none of them sound like txt messages. So they likely suffer from bash.org madeupitis. Still funny, but you feel cheated.

Podly

stilist wrote: »

German sounds bouncy to me.

This is why the natural rhythm German and English poetry is iambic.

Preacher

Yeah thankfully my grand fathers funeral while it had two damn parts to it was the short version of the catholic ceremony. Though they did a get a young guy who stumbled and mumbled his way through the sermon, so Papa went on to the afterlife pissed off, his normal state of being.

TL DR

Podly wrote: »

platypus means literally "flat fooded" by the way

That makes sense, being their most distinguishing characteristic.

DasUberEdward

Wait. I can't believe you motherfuckers dislike The Great Gatsby.

That didn't really set in fully. But my goodness.