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    FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Artreus wrote: »
    Faricazy wrote: »
    i think the state should evenly distribute property amongst its citizens and also citizens should be gay married for a while and straight married for a while and alternate like that

    :|
    and also if i find your wife to be hot i should be able to go down to city hall and fill out the necessary forms and wait several months until they process and then get a permit in the mail and come over to your house and legally bang her

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    WimbleWimble Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    what if she is fat by then?

    are you left with any, you know, obligations?

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    FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    the permit has an "Original Condition" clause, wherein if subject is not as was found, they are subject to heavy fees

    it is in the interests of the people, really

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    autono-wally, erotibot300autono-wally, erotibot300 love machine Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    only if the additional weight doesn't exceed that of a small goat, which you can then gay marry because of the slippery slope

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    WimbleWimble Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    I don't like where this is going. Marriage is supposed to be between a man and a female goat

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    ArtreusArtreus I'm a wizard And that looks fucked upRegistered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Faricazy wrote: »
    Artreus wrote: »
    Faricazy wrote: »
    i think the state should evenly distribute property amongst its citizens and also citizens should be gay married for a while and straight married for a while and alternate like that

    :|
    and also if i find your wife to be hot i should be able to go down to city hall and fill out the necessary forms and wait several months until they process and then get a permit in the mail and come over to your house and legally bang her

    Hell yeah. Why should only one man get the hot chick?

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    KajustaKajusta Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    IF THE GAYS CAN MARRY THEN THAT MEANS YOU HAVE TO LET PEOPLE MARRY THEIR PETS

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    JigrahJigrah Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Kajusta wrote: »
    IF THE GAYS CAN MARRY THAN THAT MEANS YOU HAVE TO LET PEOPLE MARRY THEIR PETS

    As long as their offspring are not considered citizens I am okay with this.

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    edited May 2009
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    Clint EastwoodClint Eastwood My baby's in there someplace She crawled right inRegistered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Wimble wrote: »
    I don't like where this is going. Marriage is supposed to be between a man and a female goat
    racist

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    ArtreusArtreus I'm a wizard And that looks fucked upRegistered User regular
    edited May 2009
    No you don't get it. This isn't just about them! It is about us.

    If the gays are allowed to marry I will have to marry my dog!




    Also what the fuck was up with the doctor character in that gathering storm video.. is she uh.. is she seriously suggesting that she might have to treat gay people and that is objectionable to her or what.

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    augustaugust where you come from is gone Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Jigrah wrote: »
    Kajusta wrote: »
    IF THE GAYS CAN MARRY THAN THAT MEANS YOU HAVE TO LET PEOPLE MARRY THEIR PETS

    As long as their offspring are not considered citizens I am okay with this.

    Hey now.

    They get half a vote.

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    FandyienFandyien But Otto, what about us? Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Cloudman wrote: »
    Wimble wrote: »
    I don't like where this is going. Marriage is supposed to be between a man and a female goat
    racist

    He's wrong anyway you trade two female goats for a man

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    JigrahJigrah Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    august wrote: »
    Jigrah wrote: »
    Kajusta wrote: »
    IF THE GAYS CAN MARRY THAN THAT MEANS YOU HAVE TO LET PEOPLE MARRY THEIR PETS

    As long as their offspring are not considered citizens I am okay with this.

    Hey now.

    They get half a vote.

    Only if we can draft them at twelve.

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    Clint EastwoodClint Eastwood My baby's in there someplace She crawled right inRegistered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Artreus wrote: »
    No you don't get it. This isn't just about them! It is about us.

    If the gays are allowed to marry I will have to marry my dog!




    Also what the fuck was up with the doctor character in that gathering storm video.. is she uh.. is she seriously suggesting that she might have to treat gay people and that is objectionable to her or what.
    what is this alleged "hippocratic oath" you speak of?

    poppycock! flimflam!

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    MeissnerdMeissnerd Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    well, that's the end of that. i'm sure we won't be hearing about this ever again.

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    FandyienFandyien But Otto, what about us? Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    The Far Side wrote: »
    so have the bigots against gay marraige realised the parallels between them and people against inter-racial marriages yet

    or do they lack self-reflexivity entirely

    Today, for my rhetoric class, I had to reread a Letter From Birmingham Jail by MLK, and, man

    How the relevance of that, in some senses, to today can escape people is beyond me

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    KajustaKajusta Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Fandyien wrote: »
    The Far Side wrote: »
    so have the bigots against gay marraige realised the parallels between them and people against inter-racial marriages yet

    or do they lack self-reflexivity entirely

    Today, for my rhetoric class, I had to reread a Letter From Birmingham Jail by MLK, and, man

    How the relevance of that, in some senses, to today can escape people is beyond me

    Because gays and minorities obviously aren't people

    DON'T YOU PEOPLE UNDERSTAND

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    FandyienFandyien But Otto, what about us? Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    This here is my fabulous ottoman made in all gay-minority leather

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    Clint EastwoodClint Eastwood My baby's in there someplace She crawled right inRegistered User regular
    edited May 2009
    you people?

    what do you mean, YOU PEOPLE

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    AMP'dAMP'd Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    what do you mean "what do you mean, YOU PEOPLE"

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    WimbleWimble Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    yeah what the hell cloudman

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    Clint EastwoodClint Eastwood My baby's in there someplace She crawled right inRegistered User regular
    edited May 2009
    shit

    what if i told you i have a lot of goat friends?

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    FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    The Far Side wrote: »
    Kajusta wrote: »
    IF THE GAYS CAN MARRY THEN THAT MEANS YOU HAVE TO LET PEOPLE MARRY THEIR PETS
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    CHIHUAHUAS SHOULD NOT MARRY

    DEATH TO CHIHUAHUAS

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    ArtreusArtreus I'm a wizard And that looks fucked upRegistered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Fandyien wrote: »
    The Far Side wrote: »
    so have the bigots against gay marraige realised the parallels between them and people against inter-racial marriages yet

    or do they lack self-reflexivity entirely

    Today, for my rhetoric class, I had to reread a Letter From Birmingham Jail by MLK, and, man

    How the relevance of that, in some senses, to today can escape people is beyond me

    Because you are just born black and choose to be gay, duh.

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    WimbleWimble Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Cloudman wrote: »
    shit

    what if i told you i have a lot of goat friends?

    well, do you feel like you have to bleat all the time when you are around them?

    except they aren't really into that whole thing and you are just making everything awkward

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    Penguin IncarnatePenguin Incarnate King of Kafiristan Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Passer by shakes suicide jumper's hand, pushes him off bridge.

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    FandyienFandyien But Otto, what about us? Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Penguin Incarnate wrote: »
    Passer by shakes suicide jumper's hand, pushes him off bridge.

    I read that earlier

    Everyone involved in that is an asshole

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    JigrahJigrah Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Who wants to write me letters???

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    FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    i was born straight but choose to be black

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    JigrahJigrah Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Fandyien wrote: »
    Penguin Incarnate wrote: »
    Passer by shakes suicide jumper's hand, pushes him off bridge.

    I read that earlier

    Everyone involved in that is an asshole

    Are you kidding me, that guy is awesome.

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    ArtreusArtreus I'm a wizard And that looks fucked upRegistered User regular
    edited May 2009
    I was born a poor black child.

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    FandyienFandyien But Otto, what about us? Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Jigrah wrote: »
    Fandyien wrote: »
    Penguin Incarnate wrote: »
    Passer by shakes suicide jumper's hand, pushes him off bridge.

    I read that earlier

    Everyone involved in that is an asshole

    Are you kidding me, that guy is awesome.

    fuck you

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    Clint EastwoodClint Eastwood My baby's in there someplace She crawled right inRegistered User regular
    edited May 2009
    what's a black person

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    augustaugust where you come from is gone Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Artreus wrote: »
    I was born a poor black child.

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    JigrahJigrah Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Fandyien wrote: »
    Jigrah wrote: »
    Fandyien wrote: »
    Penguin Incarnate wrote: »
    Passer by shakes suicide jumper's hand, pushes him off bridge.

    I read that earlier

    Everyone involved in that is an asshole

    Are you kidding me, that guy is awesome.

    fuck you

    Haha, I feel better and better about myself the more I stick around this place. We keep disagreeing on even the most base of issues.

    Motherfucker took power over a situation and got things done.

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    JigrahJigrah Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Cloudman wrote: »
    what's a black person

    People too poor to afford sunscreen.

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    Penguin IncarnatePenguin Incarnate King of Kafiristan Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Fuck that suicide jumper. He should have manned up one way or the other. The rest of us are trying to fucking live our lives.

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    Clint EastwoodClint Eastwood My baby's in there someplace She crawled right inRegistered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Jigrah wrote: »
    Cloudman wrote: »
    what's a black person

    People too poor to afford sunscreen.
    cool

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