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What the fuck North Korea?

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    StaxeonStaxeon Buffalo, NYRegistered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Yeah, if North Korea nabbed someone in another country, this wouldn't exactly be the first time.

    They've been doing this shit for years. North Korea kidnaps someone or fires a rocket or does some other crazy shit and the West and a few Asian powers play along, give them aid, and tacitly approve of Dear Leader and his insane government doing completely unacceptable things to foreign countries (as well as their own people).

    The North Korean government is scum and how we're treating them currently isn't exactly making things any better.

    Yeah, border and DMZ shenanigans isn't new to NK. My father was stationed over there during this incident. The most expensive tree trimming operation in US history.

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    L|amaL|ama Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    In other politics, the british national party has gained a seat in some elections for something in europe

    this is not a good thing

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    Penguin IncarnatePenguin Incarnate King of Kafiristan Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Staxeon wrote: »
    Yeah, if North Korea nabbed someone in another country, this wouldn't exactly be the first time.

    They've been doing this shit for years. North Korea kidnaps someone or fires a rocket or does some other crazy shit and the West and a few Asian powers play along, give them aid, and tacitly approve of Dear Leader and his insane government doing completely unacceptable things to foreign countries (as well as their own people).

    The North Korean government is scum and how we're treating them currently isn't exactly making things any better.

    Yeah, border and DMZ shenanigans isn't new to NK. My father was stationed over there during this incident. The most expensive tree trimming operation in US history.
    Oh, goddamn. That retarded bullshit.

    What the fuck is wrong with that country? People get murdered for landscaping over there.

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    KazhiimKazhiim __BANNED USERS regular
    edited June 2009
    Staxeon wrote: »
    Pak and his subordinates appeared to observe the trimming without concern for approximately 15 minutes, until he abruptly told the UNC to cease the activity stating the tree could not be trimmed "because Kim Il sung personally planted it and nourished it and it’s growing under this supervision." Capt. Bonifas ordered the detail to continue, and turned his back on "Lt. Bulldog". While this verbal communication is undocumented, it seems plausible, in that Kim Il Sung was often portrayed by the North Korean Communist Party propagandists as being responsible for almost everything in North Korea.

    Kim Il Sung: Probably Your Father

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    KazhiimKazhiim __BANNED USERS regular
    edited June 2009
    Pak Chul again demanded that the tree trimming stop, and when Capt. Bonifas again turned his back on him, Pak Chul removed his watch, carefully wrapped it in a handkerchief, placed it in his pocket, and then shouted "Kill them!" as he swung a karate chop to the back of Capt. Bonifas' neck.


    Oh come on

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    Volucrisus AedriusVolucrisus Aedrius Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Hacksaw wrote: »
    So when are we sending in Sam Fisher to rescue the reporters?

    Fuck that shit, I want Mr. Clark

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    NikolaiNikolai SSSSSSSSSSS Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    I don't know why But i'm laughing really hard at the "Swung a karate chop" part.

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    DJ EebsDJ Eebs Moderator, Administrator admin
    edited June 2009
    fuck it, send jack ryan in, he won't even be subtle about it

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    XheroXhero la contr'une Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    north korea will probably be isolated forever

    and forever means until american hegemony is challenged (again), basically

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    HacksawHacksaw J. Duggan Esq. Wrestler at LawRegistered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Hacksaw wrote: »
    So when are we sending in Sam Fisher to rescue the reporters?

    Fuck that shit, I want Mr. Clark
    Sam Fisher is better.

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    Macro9Macro9 Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Kazhiim wrote: »
    Pak Chul again demanded that the tree trimming stop, and when Capt. Bonifas again turned his back on him, Pak Chul removed his watch, carefully wrapped it in a handkerchief, placed it in his pocket, and then shouted "Kill them!" as he swung a karate chop to the back of Capt. Bonifas' neck.


    Oh come on
    In addition, a 64-man ROK special forces company accompanied them, armed with clubs and trained in Tae Kwon Do, supposedly without firearms. However, once they parked their trucks near the Bridge of No Return, they started throwing out the sandbags that lined the truck bottoms, and handing out M-16 rifles and M-79 grenade launchers that had been concealed below. Several of the special forces men also had Claymore mines strapped to their chests with the firing mechanism in their hands, and were shouting at the North Koreans to cross the bridge.

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    StaxeonStaxeon Buffalo, NYRegistered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Kazhiim wrote: »
    Pak Chul again demanded that the tree trimming stop, and when Capt. Bonifas again turned his back on him, Pak Chul removed his watch, carefully wrapped it in a handkerchief, placed it in his pocket, and then shouted "Kill them!" as he swung a karate chop to the back of Capt. Bonifas' neck.


    Oh come on

    Yeah, this incident was crazy. Since the DMZ is supposed to be gun-free (hence demiliterized), they grabbed the tree trimming axes and...well. The way my Dad tells it as soon as it happened they mobilized everyone, I mean EVERYONE. He was in Seoul, a good distance from the DMZ, everyone everywhere in Korea was sent to a battle-ready station, for something like a week straight. The US seriously thought this was the start of war, a blatent aggressive act toward US soldiers.

    If you have the time, read that whole wiki article. Its a good read, and amazing to me that something like that gets buried in history.

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    Penguin IncarnatePenguin Incarnate King of Kafiristan Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    You know what? I'm over it. Let's bomb 'em.

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    KazhiimKazhiim __BANNED USERS regular
    edited June 2009
    We really aught to dig some tunnels around north korea and drop a lightmass bomb or something in

    sink that shithole

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    satansfingerssatansfingers Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Kazhiim wrote: »
    We really aught to dig some tunnels around north korea and drop a lightmass bomb or something in

    sink that shithole

    i got as far as "dig some tunnels" and started thinking about hogan's heroes

    what a great show

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    MeissnerdMeissnerd Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    It's like

    Okay Americans can instigate coups in whereeverville, south america

    but they can't pull that shit in NK?

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    edited June 2009
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    StaxeonStaxeon Buffalo, NYRegistered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Kazhiim wrote: »
    We really aught to dig some tunnels around north korea and drop a lightmass bomb or something in

    sink that shithole

    The problem with that is a large majority, and we're talking probably 95%, of the people there either don't want to be there or are so immersed in propaganda that they have no idea at all about the world outside of their own villages.

    We just need to take out Kim Jong Il and everyone around him.

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    DadouwDadouw Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    You know what's cool

    band of brothers

    they had the whole thing today on history channel

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    KazhiimKazhiim __BANNED USERS regular
    edited June 2009
    Staxeon wrote: »

    The problem with that is a large majority, and we're talking probably 95%, of the people there either don't want to be there or are so immersed in propaganda that they have no idea at all about the world outside of their own villages.

    We just need to take out Kim Jong Il and everyone around him.

    except there'll always be some general willing to step into power, or what-have-you. And China won't let us mess with NK for the same reason we'd never let anybody occupy Canada. Short of an asteroid cratering the region, there's no way to deal with NK without making things worse in the long run

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    Penguin IncarnatePenguin Incarnate King of Kafiristan Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    No, what we need to do is send in Simon Templar. That man can do anything.

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    KazhiimKazhiim __BANNED USERS regular
    edited June 2009
    you guys know what's a fucking fun game? Gemcraft chapter 0

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    The Otaku SuppositoryThe Otaku Suppository Bawstan New EnglandRegistered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Staxeon wrote: »
    WTF is all that light off shore?

    That's Ullung-do

    And the rest are probably fishing fleets.

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    BucketmanBucketman Call me SkraggRegistered User regular
    edited June 2009
    god damn it, first I hear all this stuff about South America, then I hear Russia hates us again, and now shit with North Korea.

    Dear rest of the world,

    Were trying to deal with a few crisises here, keep your shit shit together until were finished ok?

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    DJ EebsDJ Eebs Moderator, Administrator admin
    edited June 2009
    isn't south america like in a perpetual state of being fucked

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    Penguin IncarnatePenguin Incarnate King of Kafiristan Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Can we somehow blame Bush for this? If not, can we do it anyways?

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    The Otaku SuppositoryThe Otaku Suppository Bawstan New EnglandRegistered User regular
    edited June 2009
    You know, maybe the solution is next time don't go into North Korea.

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    DJ EebsDJ Eebs Moderator, Administrator admin
    edited June 2009
    Can we somehow blame Bush for this? If not, can we do it anyways?

    WELL THERE WASN'T ANY OIL THERE SO WHY WOULD HE CARE

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    Wrench N RocketsWrench N Rockets Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    You know what? Everything south of the equator is pretty fucked up. What's going on down there? Is it Christmas in July?

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    HacksawHacksaw J. Duggan Esq. Wrestler at LawRegistered User regular
    edited June 2009
    I think the solution next time is to send in Sam Fisher right the fuck now.

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    No Great NameNo Great Name FRAUD DETECTED Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    North korea is going to end up doing some thing stupid, insane, and tragic and everyone will just be like oh no how could we have prevented this abloo bloo

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    HacksawHacksaw J. Duggan Esq. Wrestler at LawRegistered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Good thing Sam Fisher wasn't conceived by Tom Clancy.

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    Lucky CynicLucky Cynic Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Jack Bauer, Solid Snake, Chuck Norris OLOL


    Seriously though, this is terrible news. I hope this pushes the UN to finally address North Korea and do something about all of this. :|

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    Penguin IncarnatePenguin Incarnate King of Kafiristan Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Can we somehow blame Bush for this? If not, can we do it anyways?

    WELL THERE WASN'T ANY OIL THERE SO WHY WOULD HE CARE
    You know what? I'm not voting for that guy ever again.

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    DJ EebsDJ Eebs Moderator, Administrator admin
    edited June 2009
    you leave steve martin the fuck alone you son of a bitch

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    DJ EebsDJ Eebs Moderator, Administrator admin
    edited June 2009
    Can we somehow blame Bush for this? If not, can we do it anyways?

    WELL THERE WASN'T ANY OIL THERE SO WHY WOULD HE CARE
    You know what? I'm not voting for that guy ever again.

    that'll show him

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    Wrench N RocketsWrench N Rockets Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Somewhere the Republicans are laughing manically right now.

    A tinny little gleam in their eyes.

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