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    japanjapan Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Every time I hear the banana argument, I just want to scream "EXPLAIN PINEAPPLES, MOTHER FUCKER!" while throwing one at them. Hard.

    Bananas that are not of the particular, carefully and selectively bred variety that you can buy in shops are not in any way convenient.

    Take a look at plantains if you ever come across them, they're closer to wild bananas but have smaller seeds. You practically need a machete to split them open.

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    LudiousLudious I just wanted a sandwich A temporally dislocated QuiznosRegistered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Hey Quizzy how's your grandma, is she still all strokey?

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    ElldrenElldren Is a woman dammit ceterum censeoRegistered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    Every time I hear the banana argument, I just want to scream "EXPLAIN PINEAPPLES, MOTHER FUCKER!" while throwing one at them. Hard.

    The banana argument is so dumb because we made bananas that way through... well, selective breeding and evolution.

    Wild bananas look nothing like what you get at a store.

    We've made practically everything we eat this way.

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    fuck gendered marketing
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    JustinSane07JustinSane07 Really, stupid? Brockton__BANNED USERS regular
    edited September 2009
    japan wrote: »
    japan wrote: »
    There's such a thing as a baby pigeon?

    ...

    yes?

    Really?

    Never seen one.

    Did you just assume they hatch full sized and fully formed?

    baby2520pigeon252008030.jpg

    Red X is Red X.

    I assumed they popped out of thin air to be a fucking nuisance. Pigeons are flying rats and should be treated as such.

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    A Half Eaten OreoA Half Eaten Oreo Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    In other news Puerto Rico just made official the firing of about 20% of government employees (about 17k people). Now the unions want a national strike, things might get pretty interesting.

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    MikeManMikeMan Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    I don't even know what you people are talking about when it comes to bananas and pineapples and shit.
    come on man

    it's not that hard

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    YamiNoSenshiYamiNoSenshi A point called Z In the complex planeRegistered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Pigeons are tasty.

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    BamaBama Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    I don't even know what you people are talking about when it comes to bananas and pineapples and shit.
    All I know is it's the fruitiest conversation [chat] has had in a long time.

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    InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    I don't even know what you people are talking about when it comes to bananas and pineapples and shit.
    796px-Inside_a_wild-type_banana.jpg

    Banana!

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    PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    MikeMan wrote: »
    I don't even know what you people are talking about when it comes to bananas and pineapples and shit.
    come on man

    it's not that hard

    It's justin cut him some slack, put some bumpers or something on your posts.

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    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

    pleasepaypreacher.net
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    JustinSane07JustinSane07 Really, stupid? Brockton__BANNED USERS regular
    edited September 2009
    MikeMan wrote: »
    I don't even know what you people are talking about when it comes to bananas and pineapples and shit.
    come on man

    it's not that hard

    I googled it.

    I hate you all.

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    DasUberEdwardDasUberEdward Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    should i take a nap or play a vidja game?

    i should take a nap and have a dream where I play a video game.

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    InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Ludious wrote: »
    Hey Quizzy how's your grandma, is she still all strokey?

    She's still in the hospital for now. They are still evaluating her for physical therapy. She can't move her right side and the right side of her face is a little droopy so she is really slurring her speech. They have her on blood thinning medications to make sure another stroke doesn't happen but they can't pursue that as aggressively as they'd like because of how old she is. As for now, it looks like she will live, it's just what state she will be in when she leaves the hospital is unknown.

    Anyway, my lunch is ready so I'm going to go eat.

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    AngelHedgieAngelHedgie Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Passerbye wrote: »
    (sigh)

    This trip just has gone pretty much downhill.

    I would offer consolation cookies but Dyr ate them all.

    Sorry.

    It's okay. Just feel really really sad is all.

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    ElendilElendil Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Senjutsu wrote: »
    Elendil wrote: »
    persooooonaaaaa

    do you have the psp one now? is it any good?
    Definitely

    A lot different from 3 and 4 though

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    DynagripDynagrip Break me a million hearts HoustonRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited September 2009
    i need to play 4 some time. got it for mah birthday.

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    PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    Ludious wrote: »
    Hey Quizzy how's your grandma, is she still all strokey?

    She's still in the hospital for now. They are still evaluating her for physical therapy. She can't move her right side and the right side of her face is a little droopy so she is really slurring her speech. They have her on blood thinning medications to make sure another stroke doesn't happen but they can't pursue that as aggressively as they'd like because of how old she is. As for now, it looks like she will live, it's just what state she will be in when she leaves the hospital is unknown.

    Anyway, my lunch is ready so I'm going to go eat.

    My great aunt margie had a stroke like that once, she lived a good 15 20 years after that stroke.

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    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

    pleasepaypreacher.net
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    nexuscrawlernexuscrawler Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    There's such a thing as a baby pigeon?

    Columba_livia_22_days_old.jpg

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    PasserbyePasserbye I am much older than you. in Beach CityRegistered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Man, changing my av/sig for Chester 5000 XYV, and then so soon to a True Blood scene, has made me fickle.

    I'm making random Kawaii Not av/sig combos for fun now.

    Edit: Oh, forwarning! Chester 5000 XYV is very NSFW, so don't look it up if you're, you know, at work.

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    YamiNoSenshiYamiNoSenshi A point called Z In the complex planeRegistered User regular
    edited September 2009
    That, right there? Tasty mother fucker. Had one in China since we couldn't read the menu and just ordered randomly.

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    TavTav Irish Minister for DefenceRegistered User regular
    edited September 2009
    oh bama i fucking love you
    Bama wrote: »
    This just in, mathematics is also false because 99% of people on the street don't know how to prove that the square root of 2 is irrational!
    I once saw the square root of two buy three dozen lottery tickets. QED

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    PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    That, right there? Tasty mother fucker. Had one in China since we couldn't read the menu and just ordered randomly.

    You ate a baby pigeon? What the fuck yami?

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    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

    pleasepaypreacher.net
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    Hi I'm Vee!Hi I'm Vee! Formerly VH; She/Her; Is an E X P E R I E N C E Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Heehee, this is funny!

    Watchmen by Shel Silverstein

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    AngelHedgieAngelHedgie Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Preacher wrote: »
    That, right there? Tasty mother fucker. Had one in China since we couldn't read the menu and just ordered randomly.

    You ate a baby pigeon? What the fuck yami?

    Yeah, that's like saying "you know what's some tasty shit? Rat."

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    ElkiElki get busy Moderator, ClubPA mod
    edited September 2009
    Every time I hear the banana argument, I just want to scream "EXPLAIN PINEAPPLES, MOTHER FUCKER!" while throwing one at them. Hard.

    Everytime I hear it I think of oral.

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    skippydumptruckskippydumptruck begin again Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    it is Friday

    what is the good word, people?

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    TavTav Irish Minister for DefenceRegistered User regular
    edited September 2009
    it is Friday

    what is the good word, people?

    AMEN!

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    PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Preacher wrote: »
    That, right there? Tasty mother fucker. Had one in China since we couldn't read the menu and just ordered randomly.

    You ate a baby pigeon? What the fuck yami?

    Yeah, that's like saying "you know what's some tasty shit? Rat."

    "Man I love me some slug, they go great on tortilla chips."

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    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

    pleasepaypreacher.net
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    NerdgasmicNerdgasmic __BANNED USERS regular
    edited September 2009
    Blackberries.

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    PasserbyePasserbye I am much older than you. in Beach CityRegistered User regular
    edited September 2009
    I don't even know what you people are talking about, ever.

    We know. :D

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    japanjapan Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Not all pigeons are urban pigeons. They're a relatively popular game bird.

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    nexuscrawlernexuscrawler Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    it is Friday

    what is the good word, people?

    WHOREFACEBITCHCUNTASS!

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    skippydumptruckskippydumptruck begin again Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    it is Friday

    what is the good word, people?

    WHOREFACEBITCHCUNTASS!

    that is many words that you have smooshed together

    :|

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    NerdgasmicNerdgasmic __BANNED USERS regular
    edited September 2009
    Preacher wrote: »
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    Every time I hear the banana argument, I just want to scream "EXPLAIN PINEAPPLES, MOTHER FUCKER!" while throwing one at them. Hard.

    The banana argument is so dumb because we made bananas that way through... well, selective breeding and evolution.

    Wild bananas look nothing like what you get at a store.

    So would you say we evolved banannas? Also aren't there tasier banannas we don't have access to?

    That's micro evolution. Totally different.

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    TavTav Irish Minister for DefenceRegistered User regular
    edited September 2009
    I had some octopus when I was in Japan. Was like chewy steak. If given the option between pigeon and octopus, I'd probably pick pigeon.

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    YamiNoSenshiYamiNoSenshi A point called Z In the complex planeRegistered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Engineer by day, pigeon eater by night.

    It wasn't like they caught feral pigeons and served them. It was like any other meat. Actually more flavorful than chicken.

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    PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    japan wrote: »
    Not all pigeons are urban pigeons. They're a relatively popular game bird.

    What? Man I wouldn't fucking eat pigeon, you're scottish right? So like stomach and other crazy shit is good eating?

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    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

    pleasepaypreacher.net
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    japanjapan Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    it is Friday

    what is the good word, people?

    The word on the street is "Keep Clear".

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    LudiousLudious I just wanted a sandwich A temporally dislocated QuiznosRegistered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Grouse is really good. Really really good.

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    radroadkillradroadkill MDRegistered User regular
    edited September 2009
    I AM TIRED. RAWR

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