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    TavTav Irish Minister for DefenceRegistered User regular
    edited September 2009
    J would be a good mod, although there would be a lot of bending of the rules because of his strict adherence to exactly what's written in the rules.

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    ElldrenElldren Is a woman dammit ceterum censeoRegistered User regular
    edited September 2009
    I am flaky.

    Also I would simply not infract people.

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    IncenjucarIncenjucar VChatter Seattle, WARegistered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Sos wrote: »
    Incenjucar wrote: »
    Rust wrote: »
    ugh, i'm compiling a list of every liberal arts college with a solid english program in the northeast, which is a lot

    from this i have learned that many colleges could not design a decent website if their funding depended on it

    College websites make me question the value of colleges.

    Well he's looking for an english college so value isn't the top of his list.

    I'm still pretty pissed at my university's English program.

    I had some great teachers, but the overall program was basically just Literature History.

    The notion of actually getting a job was not part of it.

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    GimGim a tall glass of water Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Elendil wrote: »

    Okay, fine. How about...

    God, all I can think of is Through a Glass Darkly, and that is hardly a book.

    Gim on
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    MazzyxMazzyx Comedy Gold Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Elldren wrote: »
    Mazzyx wrote: »
    Maybe then my mind will separate Elldren and Elendil. Because man 90% of the time they are the same person talking to themselves.

    Sure thing coke

    I have more hair than Cokebotle does.

    Mazzyx on
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    IncenjucarIncenjucar VChatter Seattle, WARegistered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Kagera wrote: »
    Incenjucar wrote: »
    Kagera wrote: »
    I wonder if there's porn aimed at guys with small penises. Like the women all have really shallow vaginas and horrible gag reflexes.

    There is porn with men with really goddamn small penises.

    For some reason they come up when you do lesbian searches. I guess because sometimes its hard to tell unless you squint.

    I was watching Comedy Central last night and those goddamn Extenze commercials kept playing.

    Then one started advertising Extenze for women and I instantly imagined women with gigantic clitorises.

    The term you're looking for us futanari.

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    NerdgasmicNerdgasmic __BANNED USERS regular
    edited September 2009
    I suspect that Tube has been grooming Preacher to assume the PA-throne when he is dead and gone.

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    RustRust __BANNED USERS regular
    edited September 2009
    Sos wrote: »
    Incenjucar wrote: »
    Rust wrote: »
    ugh, i'm compiling a list of every liberal arts college with a solid english program in the northeast, which is a lot

    from this i have learned that many colleges could not design a decent website if their funding depended on it

    College websites make me question the value of colleges.

    Well he's looking for an english college so value isn't the top of his list.

    i'm not looking for them, this is part of my job

    well one of my jobs

    i'm one of the editorial assistants for a regional academic magazine and they need to refresh their list of potential contributors

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    IncenjucarIncenjucar VChatter Seattle, WARegistered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Incenjucar wrote: »
    Kagera wrote: »
    I wonder if there's porn aimed at guys with small penises. Like the women all have really shallow vaginas and horrible gag reflexes.

    There is porn with men with really goddamn small penises.

    For some reason they come up when you do lesbian searches. I guess because sometimes its hard to tell unless you squint.

    Yeah but usually they're being humiliated for their tiny penises and in some sort of sub relationship with the ladies.

    uh.

    I did not actually click to find out.

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    radroadkillradroadkill MDRegistered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Quid is picking up his friend so they can play video games. Aw.

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    SenjutsuSenjutsu thot enthusiast Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Mods have to read threads, don't they?

    I mean, have you seen the threads around here? ugh

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    GreeperGreeper Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Senj says something rational.

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    IncenjucarIncenjucar VChatter Seattle, WARegistered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Senjutsu wrote: »
    Mods have to read threads, don't they?

    I mean, have you seen the threads around here? ugh

    Oh god.

    I'd ban Podly within a week.

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    ElendilElendil Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Greeper wrote: »
    Senj says something rational.

    I said that pages ago

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    RustRust __BANNED USERS regular
    edited September 2009
    Senjutsu wrote: »
    Mods have to read threads, don't they?

    I mean, have you seen the threads around here? ugh

    oh come on i'm sure the twenty thousandth post about how lazy people use the welfare-state government to keep from working won't tamper with your blood pressure at all

    Rust on
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    japanjapan Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    I'm drinking because it is my only respite from crushing stress recently.

    How're you guys?

    japan on
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    GreeperGreeper Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Elendil wrote: »
    Greeper wrote: »
    Senj says something rational.

    I said that pages ago

    But I imagined Senj saying it in Hugh Laurie's american accent and that made it instantly credible.

    Dunno what the hell YOUR avatar is.

    Greeper on
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    DasUberEdwardDasUberEdward Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    japan wrote: »
    I'm drinking because it is my only respite from crushing stress recently.

    How're you guys?

    sober.

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    MazzyxMazzyx Comedy Gold Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    I use to care about some of the politics threads, like health care but at this point I have developed a form of apathy because I know I am fucked no matter what happens with that. I haven't seen anything that really interests me since then though. The America is Fuck yah thread was fun for a while but now it has died.

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    GreeperGreeper Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    japan wrote: »
    I'm drinking because it is my only respite from crushing stress recently.

    How're you guys?

    sober.

    You poor boy.

    Greeper on
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    AldoAldo Hippo Hooray Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Elendil wrote: »
    Greeper wrote: »
    Senj says something rational.
    Did you say something?

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    GimGim a tall glass of water Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Senjutsu wrote: »
    Mods have to read threads, don't they?

    I mean, have you seen the threads around here? ugh

    You could apply for an Irond Will modship. That one involves traveling to places where there is no night and the ice weasels long ago went insane.

    That seems to be a fair tradeoff.

    Gim on
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    TavTav Irish Minister for DefenceRegistered User regular
    edited September 2009
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    IncenjucarIncenjucar VChatter Seattle, WARegistered User regular
    edited September 2009
    japan wrote: »
    I'm drinking because it is my only respite from crushing stress recently.

    How're you guys?

    My aunt with terminal cancer is in the hospital with a throat infection and Hakks won't fly over to make people stop bitching about what holes my penis goes in.

    So all in all about as usual.

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    Me Too!Me Too! __BANNED USERS regular
    edited September 2009
    Rust wrote: »
    Senjutsu wrote: »
    Mods have to read threads, don't they?

    I mean, have you seen the threads around here? ugh

    oh come on i'm sure the twenty thousandth post about how lazy people use the welfare-state government to keep from working won't tamper with your blood pressure at all

    What

    what

    WHAT

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    ElldrenElldren Is a woman dammit ceterum censeoRegistered User regular
    edited September 2009
    japan wrote: »
    I'm drinking because it is my only respite from crushing stress recently.

    How're you guys?

    sober.

    As sober as I ever am.

    I'm not sure if my baseline qualifies as sober.

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    japanjapan Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Also there is the F1 tomorrow which will be fun.

    It is in Singapore, at night, so everything looks pretty under two million watts of illumination.

    japan on
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    GreeperGreeper Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Seriously the only thread I read in D&D is the chat thread.

    The other ones scare me.

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    japanjapan Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Incenjucar wrote: »
    japan wrote: »
    I'm drinking because it is my only respite from crushing stress recently.

    How're you guys?

    My aunt with terminal cancer is in the hospital with a throat infection and Hakks won't fly over to make people stop bitching about what holes my penis goes in.

    So all in all about as usual.

    OK now I feel horrible because my stress is fairly trivial relative to yours.

    I'm going to go drink more.

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    MazzyxMazzyx Comedy Gold Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    japan wrote: »
    I'm drinking because it is my only respite from crushing stress recently.

    How're you guys?

    That sucks about the crushing stress. Drinking anything good?

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    GimGim a tall glass of water Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Nintentos, eh?

    Gim on
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    Me Too!Me Too! __BANNED USERS regular
    edited September 2009
    I can't even process how someone who claims to be so smart is such a stupid cockbag

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    GreeperGreeper Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Me Too! wrote: »
    I can't even process how someone who claims to be so smart is such a stupid cockbag

    I don't get Podly either.

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    IncenjucarIncenjucar VChatter Seattle, WARegistered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Gim wrote: »
    Nintentos, eh?

    I prefer the Sego Moster Sostem.

    Incenjucar on
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    ElldrenElldren Is a woman dammit ceterum censeoRegistered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Quid is picking up his friend so they can play video games. Aw.

    :D

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    GonmunGonmun He keeps kickin' me in the dickRegistered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Gim wrote: »
    Nintentos, eh?

    It's the mexican knock off.

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    ElendilElendil Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Gim wrote: »
    Elendil wrote: »

    Okay, fine. How about...

    God, all I can think of is Through a Glass Darkly, and that is hardly a book.
    I've been trying to hunt down Decadents and dudes related to the Decadents and some of the dudes published by niche publishers who publish the Decadents

    it's kind of a pain in the ass

    isn't there a list somewhere

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    NerdgasmicNerdgasmic __BANNED USERS regular
    edited September 2009
    Me Too! wrote: »
    I can't even process how someone who claims to be so smart is such a stupid cockbag

    What?

    Japan, how has the house buying been?

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    yalborapyalborap Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    I am here all alone. And I feel guilty about it. And the complaining about it. And oh god it's like a goddamned whirlwind I need to hug a kitty.

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    GreeperGreeper Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    yalborap wrote: »
    I am here all alone. And I feel guilty about it. And the complaining about it. And oh god it's like a goddamned whirlwind I need to hug a kitty.

    no kitty for you.

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