I'm as stiff as granite, here, but how hard does coffee get
you?
Things Coffee Goes Well With:
• Cigarettes
• Cigarettes
• Cigarettes
• Toast
• Eggs
• Orange Juice
• Black Cocks
• Morning Newspaper
Things Coffee Doesn't Need:
• Sugar
• Cream
• Your Whiny Bitchass
There are many ways to make coffee, and everyone seems to think their faggot face has a method that makes better coffee. They're wrong, of course. I stick to the french press and the percolator! My favorite thing about the percolator is that it works great when you're out camping. My favorite thing about the french press is that it doesn't leave any waste behind (and you can compost coffee grounds!).
Let us discuss our addiction to and need for this fantastic black stuff.
For example:
"I don't like coffee because it tastes bitter. I'd rather just drink my friend's ejaculate when I wake up." — Butters
"I know what you mean, dogg, the only way I can drink coffee is if it's half sugar!" — Talon "Jizzmop" Valdez
"Get the fuck out, faggots." — Clint motherfucking Eastwood, because he is a
man, and
real men drink coffee.
Now seriously let's enjoy us some coffee.
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Coffee needs some sugar/milk
Otherwise it just comes off as a poor mans tea
Ya I said it
Uh-oh I accidentally deleted my signature. Uh-oh!!
"Hot and Black?"
"No, cold and bitter."
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUCK YOU
fuck waiting 8 fucking seconds to post!
someone should make a majorly americanized person 4
try to forget the fact that it would probably suck, and imagine it would actually totally be great
i wish persona games were good, basically
good to play
you know what would've have turned breakfast club from a good movie to a great movie?
a black kid
it's the finest pure teen movie
I prefer tea though. Earl Grey tea is especially wonderful. If you allow it to cool down or ice it, it is amazing that way too.
this is pure bullshit
however, it just so happens I much prefer tea these days
picked up some really good coconut pouchong yesterday as well as some russian caravan tea which is basically an earl gray with less bergamot
I also frequently drink jasmine and mint green teas
and I pretty much strictly buy loose leaf these days, much better
finest pure racist teen movie
I'm enjoying this development, although I still lay the cream and sugar on pretty heavy
I'm sure I'll adjust soon, I used a lot of honey when I switched to black tea initially too
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white teen pals just hangin out
persona 5
set it in a real city
you have one year to solve the williamsburg murders with your pals at williamsburg high
coffee beans aren't dirt..
would you make this game less grindy? Also replace the soundtrack with stuff from Miley Cyrus and Taylor swift and all
was so disappointed
it does nothing to perk me up and make me more energetic
but I'll be damned if I can fall asleep if I'd had any in the last 5 or so hours
Need some stuff designed or printed? I can help with that.
too bad they taste like it
too bad you have no soul
A friend of ours drinks it black, with nothing in it. That blows my mind.
hello!
Need some stuff designed or printed? I can help with that.
Mocca though?
wonderful stuff!
maybe he just hates cleaning it out
black and full of bitterness?
blonde and sweet?
i drink any kind
french press coffee is the best
obviously just let characters you aren't using autogrind
damn right
ah, this explains so much
apparently someone drugged you and replaced your tongue with a cat's butthole
(i'm talking to myself i guess)
1. scoop out coffee with a spoon
2. rinse with hot water
you're fucking done
Plus I'm usually only drinking coffee first thing in the morning on the way to work, so just dropping a K-cup into the maker is faster. By special occasions I mean weekends with a nice breakfast, or after-dinner coffee and dessert.
That said, French press coffee is damn tasty.
ground up and in the freezer
Need some stuff designed or printed? I can help with that.