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    MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Druhim wrote: »
    Mysst wrote: »
    Druhim wrote: »
    Mysst wrote: »
    water strained through dirt is not my cup of water strained through compost

    coffee beans aren't dirt..

    too bad they taste like it

    ah, this explains so much
    apparently someone drugged you and replaced your tongue with a cat's butthole

    besides which, people that need caffeine are weak and liable to be mugged in the morning by people like me

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    T. J. Nutty Nub T. J. Nutty Nub Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    If there was someone around who drank coffee, I might try to like it. There isn't though. My wife, who formerly drank several mugs of coffee a day, and a pot a day at times, now drinks decaf. She had to give up caffeine for a while, while doctors were trying to diagnose her stomach problems. I don't think she has to anymore, but she weaned herself off of caffeine, and thinks it would be a waste to go back.

    A friend of ours drinks it black, with nothing in it. That blows my mind.

    Your friend is a good man(or woman)

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    scarlet st.scarlet st. Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Iskander wrote: »
    Druhim wrote: »
    the hell would you save a french press for special occasions

    maybe he just hates cleaning it out

    1. scoop out coffee with a spoon
    2. rinse with hot water

    you're fucking done

    fucking seriously.

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    DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited October 2009
    Mysst wrote: »
    Druhim wrote: »
    Mysst wrote: »
    Druhim wrote: »
    Mysst wrote: »
    water strained through dirt is not my cup of water strained through compost

    coffee beans aren't dirt..

    too bad they taste like it

    ah, this explains so much
    apparently someone drugged you and replaced your tongue with a cat's butthole

    besides which, people that need caffeine are weak and liable to be mugged in the morning by people like me

    the idea of you trying to mug anyone is hilarious

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    autono-wally, erotibot300autono-wally, erotibot300 love machine Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    #pipe wrote: »
    Iskander wrote: »
    i like my coffee like i like my women

    black and full of bitterness?
    blonde and sweet?

    i drink any kind

    french press coffee is the best

    ground up and in the freezer

    down the drain if awful

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    scarlet st.scarlet st. Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Smart Hero wrote: »
    Druhim wrote: »
    the hell would you save a french press for special occasions

    maybe he just hates cleaning it out

    Plus I'm usually only drinking coffee first thing in the morning on the way to work, so just dropping a K-cup into the maker is faster. By special occasions I mean weekends with a nice breakfast, or after-dinner coffee and dessert.

    That said, French press coffee is damn tasty.

    K-cup?

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    Dead LegendDead Legend Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    I drink my coffee black. Because I don't like adding sugar or cream to my meals.

    Also, cowboy coffee.

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    scarlet st.scarlet st. Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    if you can't make coffee in the woods, what good are you

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    celandinecelandine Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Skim + splenda.

    Let's be frank, it tastes better that way. And I doubt your diet is such that you can't have milk.
    You get a free pass in my book if you lived through the Depression and got used to black coffee. But if you're under 70? Get the good stuff.

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    Dead LegendDead Legend Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    if you can't make coffee in the woods, what good are you

    As good as tits on a boar hog.

    Dead Legend on
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    scarlet st.scarlet st. Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    celandine wrote: »
    Skim + splenda.

    Let's be frank, it tastes better that way. And I doubt your diet is such that you can't have milk.
    You get a free pass in my book if you lived through the Depression and got used to black coffee. But if you're under 70? Get the good stuff.

    what

    the fuck is wrong with you

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    DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited October 2009
    celandine wrote: »
    Skim + splenda.

    Let's be frank, it tastes better that way. And I doubt your diet is such that you can't have milk.
    You get a free pass in my book if you lived through the Depression and got used to black coffee. But if you're under 70? Get the good stuff.

    if you like it that way, fine
    but it's just fucking idiotic to say there's something wrong with people that drink coffee black
    some people actually like the taste of coffee amazing huh?

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    scarlet st.scarlet st. Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    "Hey this coffee shit is just too good for my tastes. Better kill its unique combination of aromas and flavors with some shit from a motherfucking cow!" Is that what you're trying to say

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    TasteticleTasteticle Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Black coffee is boring and pointless if you have access to virtually any kind of tea

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    DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited October 2009
    I'm wondering if celandine has only had shitty diner coffee before

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    Dead LegendDead Legend Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Druhim wrote: »
    I'm wondering if celandine has only had shitty diner coffee before

    Some of the best coffee I've ever had was in shitty diners, fuck you!

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    scarlet st.scarlet st. Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Diner coffee has its place for sure, though. Let me tell you, one of the biggest things I missed about America was diner coffee. There is nothing for a hangover like a few free refills of American diner coffee and a bloody mary.

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    Dead LegendDead Legend Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Eggs over easy, bacon, hashbrowns, toast, coffee, orange juice, water, tabasco and ketchup.

    All American breakfast, baby.

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    celandinecelandine Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Ok, sorry.

    Of course there's nothing wrong with people who drink black coffee. Sometimes I get noisy about my personal taste.

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    DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited October 2009
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    celandinecelandine Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Eggs over easy, bacon, hashbrowns, toast, coffee, orange juice, water, tabasco and ketchup.

    All American breakfast, baby.

    See, there is nothing in that breakfast I want to eat. Nothing.

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    Dead LegendDead Legend Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    celandine wrote: »
    Eggs over easy, bacon, hashbrowns, toast, coffee, orange juice, water, tabasco and ketchup.

    All American breakfast, baby.

    See, there is nothing in that breakfast I want to eat. Nothing.

    You're the worst Big Man ever.

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    scarlet st.scarlet st. Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    i <3 that scene

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    IskanderIskander Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    celandine wrote: »
    Eggs over easy, bacon, hashbrowns, toast, coffee, orange juice, water, tabasco and ketchup.

    All American breakfast, baby.

    See, there is nothing in that breakfast I want to eat. Nothing.

    You're the worst human ever.

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    scarlet st.scarlet st. Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Iskander wrote: »
    celandine wrote: »
    Eggs over easy, bacon, hashbrowns, toast, coffee, orange juice, water, tabasco and ketchup.

    All American breakfast, baby.

    See, there is nothing in that breakfast I want to eat. Nothing.

    You're the worst human ever.

    but he's the biggest faggot ever

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    MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Druhim wrote: »
    celandine wrote: »
    Skim + splenda.

    Let's be frank, it tastes better that way. And I doubt your diet is such that you can't have milk.
    You get a free pass in my book if you lived through the Depression and got used to black coffee. But if you're under 70? Get the good stuff.

    if you like it that way, fine
    but it's just fucking idiotic to say there's something wrong with people that drink coffee black
    some people actually like the taste of coffee amazing huh?

    yeah, I don't understand it at all.

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    DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited October 2009
    celandine wrote: »
    Eggs over easy, bacon, hashbrowns, toast, coffee, orange juice, water, tabasco and ketchup.

    All American breakfast, baby.

    See, there is nothing in that breakfast I want to eat. Nothing.

    the fuck?
    who doesn't like eggs at all? motherfucking orange juice?

    toast?

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    ButtersButters A glass of some milks Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    "Hey this coffee shit is just too good for my tastes. Better kill its unique combination of aromas and flavors with some shit from a motherfucking cow!" Is that what you're trying to say

    Yeah all things should be consumed untainted. I'm gonna go ahead and throw all my herbs and spices out. Why season some perfectly good meat with some shit from a motherfucking plant!

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    IskanderIskander Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    also fuck tea

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    AbracadanielAbracadaniel Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    I think I'm gonna go make some toast and have some more coffee.

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    Dead LegendDead Legend Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Celandine, honey, I know that you have problems with eating enough grub, and that it hinders your goal to put up heavy weight, but that breakfast right there will have you jawing the big plates at the gym.

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    Lost SalientLost Salient blink twice if you'd like me to mercy kill youRegistered User regular
    edited October 2009
    I want to make loud kissing noises at Tom Waits

    Also there is a time and a place for good coffee lightly tempered with cream and genuine sugar - lightly - but black coffee is best.

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    lostwordslostwords Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    For every 20 ounces of coffee, I usually put in 2 oz of Half and half, 2 packets of splenda, and 2 packets of regular sugar. It makes it taste like coffee ice cream!

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    scarlet st.scarlet st. Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Butters wrote: »
    "Hey this coffee shit is just too good for my tastes. Better kill its unique combination of aromas and flavors with some shit from a motherfucking cow!" Is that what you're trying to say

    Yeah all things should be consumed untainted. I'm gonna go ahead and throw all my herbs and spices out. Why season some perfectly good meat with some shit from a motherfucking plant!

    Good, fucking fancy queer

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    The Black HunterThe Black Hunter The key is a minimum of compromise, and a simple, unimpeachable reason to existRegistered User regular
    edited October 2009
    I like my coffee like I like my women

    hot and white

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    StraightziStraightzi Here we may reign secure, and in my choice, To reign is worth ambition though in HellRegistered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Celandine what the fuck is wrong with you

    Splenda, seriously?

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    Lost SalientLost Salient blink twice if you'd like me to mercy kill youRegistered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Also I don't like eggs or orange juice or hash browns oooor ketchup particularly, so I'm kind of with celandine.

    The coffee and the toast, though. Those can stay.

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    UsagiUsagi Nah Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    good coffee needs no accoutrements

    though after dinner some cream and sugar is a nice touch

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    autono-wally, erotibot300autono-wally, erotibot300 love machine Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Iskander wrote: »
    also fuck tea

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    DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited October 2009
    Also I don't like eggs or orange juice or hash browns oooor ketchup particularly, so I'm kind of with celandine.

    The coffee and the toast, though. Those can stay.

    you're out of the club

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