So I went to the eye doctor a couple days ago
(I got some bitchin' new frames that make me
really super sexy, but that's not the point of this story)
so you know how they have to run tests and shit on you
like
stand back x feet and read off the list
so they tell me to take my glasses off and read the lowest line that I can see comfortably
and I say
''uh...
E?''
I have terrible vision
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Dear satan I wish for this or maybe some of this....oh and I'm a medium or a large.
WOOOO!!!
Secret Satan
also the lenses in my glasses are hilariously thick
seriously
cokebottle doesn't begin to describe it
they are like a prop in a terrible novelty comedy act
Secret Satan
nyah nyah nyah
are you having a laugh?
I have a genuine, bonafide Complex about putting things in my eye
like drops or whatever
when I was a kid I had an infection or something I guess, so they gave me eyedrop medicine for it
and everytime they made me take it I yelled and screamed and fought and cried
but they still held me down and forced me to do it
my childhood was basically a very long kubrick film
and then it turns out I'm seriously allergic to one of the drugs in the medicine
yeah, mom
yeah, bitch
how do you feel now
I bet you feel bad
Y'havin a laff? IS HE HAVIN A LAFF?
It's from extras
it's not very good
but I only saw part of the second season/series
unable to close his eyes, crying was awkward
As of now, after my cornea is corrected, I can only have 20-60 in my right eye, and 20-80 in my left. I can still catch a football and drive.
But I'm thinking about getting boxframes with clear lenses cause they suit me and make me look like an intellectual
Need some stuff designed or printed? I can help with that.
i cant read road signs farther than like 15 feet away from me
So you get an eye patch
And you're walking around with no problem, and someone asks you how you lost your eye
You either have to lie every single time someone asks you, or you have to own up
Need some stuff designed or printed? I can help with that.
thank you for teaching me that word, futurama
is that just not the bees knees?
now i still hate eyedrops
also
I love getting shots.
but while we're at the ballpark, want a hot dog?
"Hey Mort, do these suppositories come in different flavors?"
"Peter, you're not eating those are you?!"
"No I'm sticking em up my butt, OF COURSE I'M EATING THEM!"
Need some stuff designed or printed? I can help with that.