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this is an anecdote

WhippyWhippy Moderator, Admin Emeritus Admin Emeritus
edited March 2007 in Social Entropy++
So I went to the eye doctor a couple days ago

(I got some bitchin' new frames that make me really super sexy, but that's not the point of this story)

so you know how they have to run tests and shit on you

like

stand back x feet and read off the list

so they tell me to take my glasses off and read the lowest line that I can see comfortably

and I say

''uh...E?''

I have terrible vision

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  • StaleghotiStaleghoti Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    lrn2see nub

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    Dear satan I wish for this or maybe some of this....oh and I'm a medium or a large.
  • MeissnerdMeissnerd Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    h5 me too

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  • Jazz SamuraiJazz Samurai Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    I can't read that last line in your post.

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    yup
  • augustaugust where you come from is gone Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    I have 13/20 distance vision.

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  • As7As7 Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    My vision is perfectly fine

    WOOOO!!!

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  • DJDMDJDM Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    I had an infection under my eye lid once which made my eye itch all the time. The eye doctor gave me some drops. Cleared it right up.

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  • WhippyWhippy Moderator, Admin Emeritus Admin Emeritus
    edited March 2007
    I think the prescription they gave me is too strong :(

    also the lenses in my glasses are hilariously thick

    seriously

    cokebottle doesn't begin to describe it

    they are like a prop in a terrible novelty comedy act

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  • As7As7 Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Have them fill out a prescription that will give you laser eyes.

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  • MeissnerdMeissnerd Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    036797_25.jpg

    nyah nyah nyah

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  • Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    edited March 2007
    I think the prescription they gave me is too strong :(

    also the lenses in my glasses are hilariously thick

    seriously

    cokebottle doesn't begin to describe it

    they are like a prop in a terrible novelty comedy act

    are you having a laugh?

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  • WhippyWhippy Moderator, Admin Emeritus Admin Emeritus
    edited March 2007
    DJDM wrote: »
    I had an infection under my eye lid once which made my eye itch all the time. The eye doctor gave me some drops. Cleared it right up.

    I have a genuine, bonafide Complex about putting things in my eye

    like drops or whatever

    when I was a kid I had an infection or something I guess, so they gave me eyedrop medicine for it

    and everytime they made me take it I yelled and screamed and fought and cried

    but they still held me down and forced me to do it

    my childhood was basically a very long kubrick film

    and then it turns out I'm seriously allergic to one of the drugs in the medicine

    yeah, mom

    yeah, bitch

    how do you feel now

    I bet you feel bad

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  • Dely AppleDely Apple Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    I think the prescription they gave me is too strong :(

    also the lenses in my glasses are hilariously thick

    seriously

    cokebottle doesn't begin to describe it

    they are like a prop in a terrible novelty comedy act

    Y'havin a laff? IS HE HAVIN A LAFF?

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  • WhippyWhippy Moderator, Admin Emeritus Admin Emeritus
    edited March 2007
    I don't get the reference

    :(

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  • Dely AppleDely Apple Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    It is from Extras :O

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  • Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    edited March 2007
    I don't get the reference

    :(

    It's from extras

    it's not very good

    but I only saw part of the second season/series

    Garlic Bread on
  • FalloutFallout GIRL'S DAY WAS PRETTY GOOD WHILE THEY LASTEDRegistered User regular
    edited March 2007
    the nerd got coke bottle contacts

    unable to close his eyes, crying was awkward

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  • Sasquatch TimetodieSasquatch Timetodie Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    My eyes suck. It isn't the shape of the cornea thats wrong (although it is), the problem is the rods and cones on the retina, which have died from malnutrition, for some reason. This condition will get progressively worse until I am about 60 and blind.

    As of now, after my cornea is corrected, I can only have 20-60 in my right eye, and 20-80 in my left. I can still catch a football and drive.

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    -Sasquatch TimetoDie
  • #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    edited March 2007
    I have perfect vision. 20|10 I believe.

    But I'm thinking about getting boxframes with clear lenses cause they suit me and make me look like an intellectual

    #pipe on
  • MeissnerdMeissnerd Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    poser

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  • WhippyWhippy Moderator, Admin Emeritus Admin Emeritus
    edited March 2007
    decorative frames are about the most damn fool retarded thing I can think of

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  • CalebrosCalebros a k a TimesNewPwnin Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    i need new glasses

    i cant read road signs farther than like 15 feet away from me

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  • AbracadanielAbracadaniel Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    For that comment pipe, I give you this.

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  • FalloutFallout GIRL'S DAY WAS PRETTY GOOD WHILE THEY LASTEDRegistered User regular
    edited March 2007
    i've been told i would look good in black-rimmed glasses but i don't want to look emo

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  • MeissnerdMeissnerd Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Hey what if you saw some guy with an eye patch, and he was really smart looking and refined

    So you get an eye patch

    And you're walking around with no problem, and someone asks you how you lost your eye

    You either have to lie every single time someone asks you, or you have to own up

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  • WhippyWhippy Moderator, Admin Emeritus Admin Emeritus
    edited March 2007
    I would suggest not doing that

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  • #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    edited March 2007
  • AbracadanielAbracadaniel Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Black is...tough to pull off unless they're wire frames. I think a nice darker color like a brown works fine. I love my newer glasses way more than my old pair, they suit my face very well.

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  • BahamutZEROBahamutZERO Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    whippy hates eyedrops so he took it as a suppository
    thank you for teaching me that word, futurama

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  • WhippyWhippy Moderator, Admin Emeritus Admin Emeritus
    edited March 2007
    I absolutely refuse to let them dilate my peepers because of that

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  • WhippyWhippy Moderator, Admin Emeritus Admin Emeritus
    edited March 2007
    more like poopers, right

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  • BahamutZEROBahamutZERO Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    I actually like eyedrops, one of my favorite ways to get medicine. I can't stand shots though.

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  • AbracadanielAbracadaniel Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    yes exactly whippy did you see my poast with the screencap

    is that just not the bees knees?

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  • FalloutFallout GIRL'S DAY WAS PRETTY GOOD WHILE THEY LASTEDRegistered User regular
    edited March 2007
    my favorite way to get medicine is sitting in my lap

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  • WhippyWhippy Moderator, Admin Emeritus Admin Emeritus
    edited March 2007
    I don't know what you're talking about, but if you post a spider or something again I will infract you

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  • CalebrosCalebros a k a TimesNewPwnin Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    i used to hate eyedrops

    now i still hate eyedrops

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  • AbracadanielAbracadaniel Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    no i mean in the comic thread.

    also D:

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  • WhippyWhippy Moderator, Admin Emeritus Admin Emeritus
    edited March 2007
    I actually like eyedrops, one of my favorite ways to get medicine. I can't stand shots though.

    I love getting shots.
    Hot beef injections

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  • DynagripDynagrip Break me a million hearts HoustonRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited March 2007
    Fallout wrote: »
    i've been told i would look good in black-rimmed glasses but i don't want to look emo
    The ladies seem to like mine. I think I look better with contacts though. I want the full power of my soft glare to hit them deep in their hearts.

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  • BahamutZEROBahamutZERO Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    I actually like eyedrops, one of my favorite ways to get medicine. I can't stand shots though.

    I love getting shots.
    Hot beef injections
    I keep pitching them and you keep hitting them out of the park

    but while we're at the ballpark, want a hot dog?

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  • #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    edited March 2007
    whippy hates eyedrops so he took it as a suppository
    thank you for teaching me that word, futurama

    "Hey Mort, do these suppositories come in different flavors?"
    "Peter, you're not eating those are you?!"
    "No I'm sticking em up my butt, OF COURSE I'M EATING THEM!"

    #pipe on
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