It's amusing that we assume the world's current (at the time) most powerful military wouldn't be the first to act.
Uh, being 'the most powerful' doesn't really mean much in a nuclear world.
Well, I mean... The U.S. Military is currently regarded as the "most powerful". I'm sure if an alien ship parked in our backyard, they would be the ones to deal with it.
You really think everyone would suddenly go "oh sure there's aliens here, Americans do what the hell you want". And if it came to war against a species that can traverse space, it wouldn't really matter who we sent against them.
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No, I don't think the U.S. Military would ask permission.
It's amusing that we assume the world's current (at the time) most powerful military wouldn't be the first to act.
Uh, being 'the most powerful' doesn't really mean much in a nuclear world.
Well, I mean... The U.S. Military is currently regarded as the "most powerful". I'm sure if an alien ship parked in our backyard, they would be the ones to deal with it.
Does that imply if a spaceship hovered over Madagascar's airspace, the US would still butt in to negotiate and not consult whoever is running the country?
"The US should not cross our borders to speak with these beings. They must respect our sover..."
"Shut up, Mr Ambassador. This is important. Holy shit! Aliens!"
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It's amusing that we assume the world's current (at the time) most powerful military wouldn't be the first to act.
Uh, being 'the most powerful' doesn't really mean much in a nuclear world.
Well, I mean... The U.S. Military is currently regarded as the "most powerful". I'm sure if an alien ship parked in our backyard, they would be the ones to deal with it.
Does that imply if a spaceship hovered over Madagascar's airspace, the US would still butt in to negotiate and not consult whoever is running the country?
"The US should not cross our borders to speak with these beings. They must respect our sover..."
"Shut up, Mr Ambassador. This is important. Holy shit! Aliens!"
Russia, China, France, Britain etc all have over a hundred nuclear weapons. I find it unlikely that if they didn't want the Americans involved. Whether they'd be dumb enough to force their hand.
Another argument about what we're most likely to find is robots. If a species developed intelligent machines, it's very likely these machines would be able to outlast their biological creators from the virtue of simply being able to exist in more diverse environments (for example, intelligent machines developed on Earth could colonize just about every planet [possibly even the gas giants], every moon moon, and every large asteroid/comet in the solar system and be successful there). The whole "machines don't die" thing also works in their favor for interstellar travel.
It's amusing that we assume the world's current (at the time) most powerful military wouldn't be the first to act.
Uh, being 'the most powerful' doesn't really mean much in a nuclear world.
Well, I mean... The U.S. Military is currently regarded as the "most powerful". I'm sure if an alien ship parked in our backyard, they would be the ones to deal with it.
Does that imply if a spaceship hovered over Madagascar's airspace, the US would still butt in to negotiate and not consult whoever is running the country?
"The US should not cross our borders to speak with these beings. They must respect our sover..."
"Shut up, Mr Ambassador. This is important. Holy shit! Aliens!"
We've all seen District 9. We cannot allow aliens anywhere near Africa.
You know, because of the Nigerians.
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Send a team composed of the world's best negotiator, linguist, mathematician, biologist, anthropologist, and astrophysicist. That should pretty much cover the bases.
And a poet.
I considered putting some sort of artist on the list, but for a first contact scenario I honestly don't see the point. Aliens are unlikely to even perceive the universe in the same subset of any of the various spectra we do. If they have hearing it's likely to be effective over a different register of frequencies. If they have vision it probably won't be the visible spectrum as we consider it. If we are able to achieve contextual, linguistic communication at all rather than communicating purely via mathematical logic statements I cannot imagine a case where, at first meeting, either side will be capable of appreciating the poetry of the other. Their music or visual arts may be aesthetically pleasing but they're just as likely to be completely meaningless. Consider a painting done by an artist whose visual range overlaps with yours only for 20% of the visual spectrum and whose vision is a composite formed by three eyes with prismatic rather than focal lenses. It would look like a red (or blue) mess. Consider a poem written by a person with linguistic aphasia who speaks a language you've never heard but with the auditory register of a bat. Honestly, what use would a poet serve?
I am pretty sure it's just so that all those smart guys don't say "They should have sent a poet."
EDIT: I just realized that this was pretty far back...but nobody mentioned this at the time.
I think that the first encounter is more symbolic.
You send representatives from different countries/areas and a solid scientific/anthropological backup team.
Well, anyone we send had better go with the understanding that he/she is representing the whole Earth and not one nation or region.
Also, if aliens landed anywhere on Earth, you'd better believe we in the US would go stick our wangs into the matter. It's kind of our thing.
Unless it's in Israel, in which case we call everybody up and tell them to not move a muscle.
I'm sure there's a plan in place to attach cables to Israel and physically tow it back to the Gulf of Mexico if something like this happens. You didn't really think all those carrier groups were for battling terrorists, did you?
Really, though, I guess it would screw with things if the aliens picked Mecca or Jerusalem instead of New York City or wherever, wouldn't it? That'd be a powder keg of huge proportions.
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If the aliens were smart, they'd hit up the Cleve.
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It's amusing that we assume the world's current (at the time) most powerful military wouldn't be the first to act.
Uh, being 'the most powerful' doesn't really mean much in a nuclear world.
Well, I mean... The U.S. Military is currently regarded as the "most powerful". I'm sure if an alien ship parked in our backyard, they would be the ones to deal with it.
Does that imply if a spaceship hovered over Madagascar's airspace, the US would still butt in to negotiate and not consult whoever is running the country?
"The US should not cross our borders to speak with these beings. They must respect our sover..."
"Shut up, Mr Ambassador. This is important. Holy shit! Aliens!"
Well, yeah, until the threat of alien plague emerged.
It wouldn't matter who we 'sent' officially. If the aliens have ftl then they'll have done this hundreds of times and will be used to all our crazy foibles. If they don't, they will likely announce themselves a decade before they arrive and scientists and linguists will have been communicating for all that time about everything.
The person we send will be like the celebrity who 'turns on' a power station or the LHC. They push a button which does nothing but switch a dial from off to on. Heck, yhe aliens will likely send some diplomat or celebrity to meet our diplomat or celebrity and then behind the scenes scientists, mathematicians and engineers will do all the real work.
Let's say we've discovered a planet like Earth, with all these people living on it. These aliens look close enough to human that we could blend right in. We're going to say "hello" for the very first time, as Earth. Not the United States. Not England. Not China. But as Earth we've all decided to open dialogue and try to make this new planet - that is totally unaware of us - our friends.
Who do we send to give the first impression? What factors into that decision?
To answer those questions in order:
This Galaxy belongs to the Emperor. Anyone who opposes that is an enemy you must destroy.
But seriously, if in the future there *is* an interstellar Earth Space Navy, it would probably fall to the Captain of whatever ship happens along this Class M planet. Star Trek isn't that nuts, in the age of sail ship captains did double as diplomats since they could go over a year without seeing home.
Once we've had our First Contact, whatever political entity that controlls these starships (democratic Earth Alliance, Empire of Man, whatever) would very quickly institute first contact protocols that would be presided over by the newly created "Ministry for Extraterrestrial affairs" or State Department which would have a crash-course in training buerocrats as interstellar diplomats.
So after the first first contact, it might be a pretty dull routine handled by highly trained buerocrats advised by xenobiologists, if we're talking about peaceful species.
We'd invade the shit out of any alien species that we thought we could win against
We stopped doing this on earth. Why would we do this in space where it's even less convenient?
It would make more sense to start hocking our shit off as authentic human art/chairs/widgets on them while sucking up to them in order to get access to their markets.
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It is if you're denying someone else those resources. Didn't you watch Goldfinger?
If you want to deny them the resources, you just nuke it from orbit with dirty bombs. Salt the earth IN SPACE.
It's the only way to be sure.
Uh, being 'the most powerful' doesn't really mean much in a nuclear world.
Well, I mean... The U.S. Military is currently regarded as the "most powerful". I'm sure if an alien ship parked in our backyard, they would be the ones to deal with it.
Does that imply if a spaceship hovered over Madagascar's airspace, the US would still butt in to negotiate and not consult whoever is running the country?
"The US should not cross our borders to speak with these beings. They must respect our sover..."
"Shut up, Mr Ambassador. This is important. Holy shit! Aliens!"
I don't think the idea is far fetched.
We attacked the Moon, for Pete's sake.
We've all seen District 9. We cannot allow aliens anywhere near Africa.
You know, because of the Nigerians.
I am pretty sure it's just so that all those smart guys don't say "They should have sent a poet."
EDIT: I just realized that this was pretty far back...but nobody mentioned this at the time.
You send representatives from different countries/areas and a solid scientific/anthropological backup team.
Also, if aliens landed anywhere on Earth, you'd better believe we in the US would go stick our wangs into the matter. It's kind of our thing.
Unless it's in Israel, in which case we call everybody up and tell them to not move a muscle.
Really, though, I guess it would screw with things if the aliens picked Mecca or Jerusalem instead of New York City or wherever, wouldn't it? That'd be a powder keg of huge proportions.
He's the president of our hearts. And a robot to boot.
Well, yeah, until the threat of alien plague emerged.
Then Madagascar would just shut down everything.
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While sending a couple of carrier groups to "consult"
The person we send will be like the celebrity who 'turns on' a power station or the LHC. They push a button which does nothing but switch a dial from off to on. Heck, yhe aliens will likely send some diplomat or celebrity to meet our diplomat or celebrity and then behind the scenes scientists, mathematicians and engineers will do all the real work.
To answer those questions in order:
This Galaxy belongs to the Emperor. Anyone who opposes that is an enemy you must destroy.
But seriously, if in the future there *is* an interstellar Earth Space Navy, it would probably fall to the Captain of whatever ship happens along this Class M planet. Star Trek isn't that nuts, in the age of sail ship captains did double as diplomats since they could go over a year without seeing home.
Once we've had our First Contact, whatever political entity that controlls these starships (democratic Earth Alliance, Empire of Man, whatever) would very quickly institute first contact protocols that would be presided over by the newly created "Ministry for Extraterrestrial affairs" or State Department which would have a crash-course in training buerocrats as interstellar diplomats.
So after the first first contact, it might be a pretty dull routine handled by highly trained buerocrats advised by xenobiologists, if we're talking about peaceful species.
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We stopped doing this on earth. Why would we do this in space where it's even less convenient?
It would make more sense to start hocking our shit off as authentic human art/chairs/widgets on them while sucking up to them in order to get access to their markets.
The harder the rain, honey, the sweeter the sun.
Absolutely.
That's why you blow it up in a controlled explosion and harvest the materials from the rubble produced.
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I mentioned Jenna Jameson. Same difference, right?
Yes. I believe there was a crack about her knowing everything she needed to because she can see outer-space from her house.
They see Jean Luc and thinks will go smooth.
God help us if they read the internet and ask to speak to 4chan though.
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