God was like "Webcomics are terrible, why should I not destroy your species for this transgression?"
"But, Lord," I said, "If I show you one good webcomic, will you spare us?"
"Okay," said the Almighty, "but it better be really really good."
I showed him Gunnerkrigg Court and saved the world.
Sounds like the Algalon fight in WoW.
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GonmunHe keeps kickin' me inthe dickRegistered Userregular
edited November 2009
Oh, gotta love spam bots. Especially when they post some sort of product link in a topic. A hair styling blog ad in the motw comic thread. *shakes head*
So, the racist client I was talking about the other day verbally abused the solicitor we appointed for him.
Now I've spoken to his broker, who's going to speak to him, which means I need to ask the poor solicitor to try one more time to have a productive conversation with him so that when we give up on defending him I can say with a straight face that I pursued all possible avenues.
God was like "Webcomics are terrible, why should I not destroy your species for this transgression?"
"But, Lord," I said, "If I show you one good webcomic, will you spare us?"
"Okay," said the Almighty, "but it better be really really good."
I showed him Gunnerkrigg Court and saved the world.
Man. If it were me, I'd have showed him Achewood and doomed us all. Or even worse... CAD. I shutter to think what'd happen then.
So, the racist client I was talking about the other day verbally abused the solicitor we appointed for him.
Now I've spoken to his broker, who's going to speak to him, which means I need to ask the poor solicitor to try one more time to have a productive conversation with him so that when we give up on defending him I can say with a straight face that I pursued all possible avenues.
So, the racist client I was talking about the other day verbally abused the solicitor we appointed for him.
Now I've spoken to his broker, who's going to speak to him, which means I need to ask the poor solicitor to try one more time to have a productive conversation with him so that when we give up on defending him I can say with a straight face that I pursued all possible avenues.
This is going to be fun.
:x
Yes, imagine me saying "this is going to be fun" with that expression on my face.
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So, the racist client I was talking about the other day verbally abused the solicitor we appointed for him.
Now I've spoken to his broker, who's going to speak to him, which means I need to ask the poor solicitor to try one more time to have a productive conversation with him so that when we give up on defending him I can say with a straight face that I pursued all possible avenues.
This is going to be fun.
:x
Yes, imagine me saying "this is going to be fun" with that expression on my face.
That's exactly what I did.
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Actual verbal abuse, or the swore twice kind of 'verbal abuse'?
Actual verbal abuse with physical threats.
Really, the solicitor would be quite within their rights to refuse to deal with him. I know I wouldn't, and in fact is probably exactly what I'm going to do. This is his last opportunity.
why do people on the telephone get so touchy when you swear at them...
thats just how i talk to people i loathe...
If it's a professional setting (ie- call centre person, etc.), the level of what constitutes verbal abuse typically is set really low if it isn't a job in which abuse is probably expected (collection agency). Which isn't necessarily a bad thing.
I mean, I know that when I worked for a call centre briefly, if at any point the person so much as started berating us personally as a call centre employee, then we were directed to warn them, otherwise if they kept it up we could simply hang up.
I takes a special kind of person to threaten the representative appointed to defend them in court.
By "special" I, of course, mean "stupid".
Isn't he dooming himself then? That must be pretty satisfying.
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One day my mom and step dad went out of town with almost all of my siblings. One brother was left with me. He decided he wanted to have his friends over and drink. So he acquired some beer and in hopes it wouldn't be a sausage fest, he got some wine coolers. I was fine with this as long as keys were surrendered. His friends come over and I disappear to my room. Getting thirsty, I go up stairs to get something to drink and I find them all passed out. Being shocked I count empties. Two beers and a wine cooler each.
One day my mom and step dad went out of town with almost all of my siblings. One brother was left with me. He decided he wanted to have his friends over and drink. So he acquired some beer and in hopes it wouldn't be a sausage fest, he got some wine coolers. I was fine with this as long as keys were surrendered. His friends come over and I disappear to my room. Getting thirsty, I go up stairs to get something to drink and I find them all passed out. Being shocked I count empties. Two beers and a wine cooler each.
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Sounds like the Algalon fight in WoW.
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there's no pictures, pussy
Chapped anus.
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well beer comes in cans and wine comes in boxes, do those count?
bananas come in peels. what are we talking about?
Now I've spoken to his broker, who's going to speak to him, which means I need to ask the poor solicitor to try one more time to have a productive conversation with him so that when we give up on defending him I can say with a straight face that I pursued all possible avenues.
This is going to be fun.
Man. If it were me, I'd have showed him Achewood and doomed us all. Or even worse... CAD. I shutter to think what'd happen then.
:x
and walruses want that bukkit. D:D:D:D:D:D:
I'm proud of you, son.
Also I can't make a Saturday thing. My parents are stopping by.
i take pride in my comedic timing.
Burn John Stewart!
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winners, not competitors.
Damn it!
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Yes, imagine me saying "this is going to be fun" with that expression on my face.
I am, slowly
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That's exactly what I did.
thats just how i talk to people i loathe...
Actual verbal abuse with physical threats.
Really, the solicitor would be quite within their rights to refuse to deal with him. I know I wouldn't, and in fact is probably exactly what I'm going to do. This is his last opportunity.
In order I had a glazed donut, half a plain bagel, two orange starbursts, a pastromi/cheese/lettuce/mustard sandwich in a white wrap and kettle chips.
If it's a professional setting (ie- call centre person, etc.), the level of what constitutes verbal abuse typically is set really low if it isn't a job in which abuse is probably expected (collection agency). Which isn't necessarily a bad thing.
I mean, I know that when I worked for a call centre briefly, if at any point the person so much as started berating us personally as a call centre employee, then we were directed to warn them, otherwise if they kept it up we could simply hang up.
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We knew you'd like it. You are whalecum.
It's just like you never left...
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By "special" I, of course, mean "stupid".
Isn't he dooming himself then? That must be pretty satisfying.
D'awwwwwww!