You are too awesome for her. If she hasn’t responded after a week, find out which room is hers and stand about fifty feet down the hall for a couple hours each day. She’ll get the idea.
Sounds like a good idea, but do I have to stand though? Couldn't I just bring a folding chair and a six-pack of beer, and sit down the hall from her?
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I really want to have a few chilled beers and a barbecue. Slam on some incubus or some chillout and just chat with the guys. Maybe text that girl back, always risky when you can't remember what she looked like.
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You are too awesome for her. If she hasn’t responded after a week, find out which room is hers and stand about fifty feet down the hall for a couple hours each day. She’ll get the idea.
Sounds like a good idea, but do I have to stand though? Couldn't I just bring a folding chair and a six-pack of beer, and sit down the hall from her?
That would work too. Maybe take a camcorder with you.
t Yar: Congratulations on the kid. From the sound of it, there’ll be no need for him to become a strapping young lad.
You are too awesome for her. If she hasn’t responded after a week, find out which room is hers and stand about fifty feet down the hall for a couple hours each day. She’ll get the idea.
Sounds like a good idea, but do I have to stand though? Couldn't I just bring a folding chair and a six-pack of beer, and sit down the hall from her?
That would work too. Maybe take a camcorder with you.
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Congrats on your son and his gigantic schlong! (Your son right?)
I'd post pics but I left the camera with the wife. And I can't figure out how to get pics off of my phone.
Congratulations on the birth of your son and the might of his manhood.
The tech was like "he's 22 inches" and I was like "flaccid or erect lol?"
Except I didn't say that, because my wife would have constructed a MacGyver gun out of hospital equipment and shot me.
BIG SON
I thought about doing what that guy in California did and name him Yar 2.0, but again: wife; gun.
Um... CAR!
You're stretching the joke way too far.
It doesn't really need stretching.
I mean, you're not coming off as a shining star
Your reputation may get a mar.
Congrats Yar!
You can drink off the shame at a bar.
What is the grand total up to now?
t Yar: Congratulations on the kid. From the sound of it, there’ll be no need for him to become a strapping young lad.
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No, no. An SLR with a massive lens.
well this current one is hi-larious.
I am the king of chat.
Not if I smash you first: with a jar