SPEAKING OF BIOHAZARD SUITS. I have a friend who works in a bird flu lab, the kind with active virus particles and everything. A few of us went to Qdoba after our martial arts class and as we started to eat, he pulls a little pill packet out of his bag and takes it. We're all "what was that?" and he's all, "oh, nothing ... just some Tamiflu."
Apparently he was in the Biosafety Level 2 lab, all happily pipetting virus goo in his safety suit for about half an hour, when he realized the respirator in his suit wasn't working and he was breathing in non-filtered air. So if we all die of a bird flu pandemic centered on Madison, Wisconsin you'll know who to blame.
I've said it before and I'll say it again: the faster the Bird Flu gets here, the better. My morning commute takes nearly an hour as-is.
I just realised that the "hey straight-male-friend, look at my dick!"-guy does not understand what shame is and will continue to talk to me as if it is normal to send pictures of your wang over mail to people you have never met in person, until I bully him enough to make him think I am an asshole.
...oh dear.
Wait, what? You didn't like it?
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Podlyyou unzipped me! it's all coming back! i don't like it!Registered Userregular
edited April 2007
I approve of the thread change
Also, the Bronx Botanical Gardens is freaking amazing.
SPEAKING OF BIOHAZARD SUITS. I have a friend who works in a bird flu lab, the kind with active virus particles and everything. A few of us went to Qdoba after our martial arts class and as we started to eat, he pulls a little pill packet out of his bag and takes it. We're all "what was that?" and he's all, "oh, nothing ... just some Tamiflu."
Apparently he was in the Biosafety Level 2 lab, all happily pipetting virus goo in his safety suit for about half an hour, when he realized the respirator in his suit wasn't working and he was breathing in non-filtered air. So if we all die of a bird flu pandemic centered on Madison, Wisconsin you'll know who to blame.
Jeez, maybe they'll have to use one of those fuel-air bombs like in that film I forget the name of.
SPEAKING OF BIOHAZARD SUITS. I have a friend who works in a bird flu lab, the kind with active virus particles and everything. A few of us went to Qdoba after our martial arts class and as we started to eat, he pulls a little pill packet out of his bag and takes it. We're all "what was that?" and he's all, "oh, nothing ... just some Tamiflu."
Apparently he was in the Biosafety Level 2 lab, all happily pipetting virus goo in his safety suit for about half an hour, when he realized the respirator in his suit wasn't working and he was breathing in non-filtered air. So if we all die of a bird flu pandemic centered on Madison, Wisconsin you'll know who to blame.
Jeez, maybe they'll have to use one of those fuel-air bombs like in that film I forget the name of.
Edit: Outbreak I think.
We'll just nuke 'em from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.
I just realised that the "hey straight-male-friend, look at my dick!"-guy does not understand what shame is and will continue to talk to me as if it is normal to send pictures of your wang over mail to people you have never met in person, until I bully him enough to make him think I am an asshole.
...oh dear.
Wait, what? You didn't like it?
Am I the only one who's never had anyone send them a picture of their dick?
Somehow, I feel both relieved and left out at the same time. :P
I just realised that the "hey straight-male-friend, look at my dick!"-guy does not understand what shame is and will continue to talk to me as if it is normal to send pictures of your wang over mail to people you have never met in person, until I bully him enough to make him think I am an asshole.
...oh dear.
Wait, what? You didn't like it?
Am I the only one who's never had anyone send them a picture of their dick?
Somehow, I feel both relieved and left out at the same time. :P
Don't worry Than your not alone. We non-get-dick guys should stick together.
I just realised that the "hey straight-male-friend, look at my dick!"-guy does not understand what shame is and will continue to talk to me as if it is normal to send pictures of your wang over mail to people you have never met in person, until I bully him enough to make him think I am an asshole.
...oh dear.
Wait, what? You didn't like it?
Am I the only one who's never had anyone send them a picture of their dick?
Somehow, I feel both relieved and left out at the same time. :P
Give me your e-mail and I can convince my retarded exhibitionist to do his routine for you.
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Zen VulgarityWhat a lovely day for teaSecret British ThreadRegistered Userregular
edited April 2007
Thanatos, you realized you opened up a pile of worms, right?
SPEAKING OF BIOHAZARD SUITS. I have a friend who works in a bird flu lab, the kind with active virus particles and everything. A few of us went to Qdoba after our martial arts class and as we started to eat, he pulls a little pill packet out of his bag and takes it. We're all "what was that?" and he's all, "oh, nothing ... just some Tamiflu."
Apparently he was in the Biosafety Level 2 lab, all happily pipetting virus goo in his safety suit for about half an hour, when he realized the respirator in his suit wasn't working and he was breathing in non-filtered air. So if we all die of a bird flu pandemic centered on Madison, Wisconsin you'll know who to blame.
Jeez, maybe they'll have to use one of those fuel-air bombs like in that film I forget the name of.
Edit: Outbreak I think.
We'll just nuke 'em from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.
Did I say Madison, Wisconsin? 'Cause, ha, I meant, uh ... Cleveland, Ohio. Yeah, Cleveland.
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Zen VulgarityWhat a lovely day for teaSecret British ThreadRegistered Userregular
I just realised that the "hey straight-male-friend, look at my dick!"-guy does not understand what shame is and will continue to talk to me as if it is normal to send pictures of your wang over mail to people you have never met in person, until I bully him enough to make him think I am an asshole.
...oh dear.
Wait, what? You didn't like it?
Am I the only one who's never had anyone send them a picture of their dick?
Somehow, I feel both relieved and left out at the same time. :P
Give me your e-mail and I can convince my retarded exhibitionist to do his routine for you.
I have no idea. He's some punkass kid living somewhere close to Palm Springs, he says he's bi, but for as far as I know, he has never had a girlfriend or boyfriend.
Basically, he is out of his mind and I'm on the receiving end.
I'm heading to bed now, trying not to have nightmares. <_<
That's a ridiculous assumption, statistically speaking.
It could be due to experience: most people I randomly run into and talk to are atheistic. Now, statistically speaking, I know it's stupid; but past experience tells me it might be otherwise. It's a thought conflict.
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I've said it before and I'll say it again: the faster the Bird Flu gets here, the better. My morning commute takes nearly an hour as-is.
Also, the Bronx Botanical Gardens is freaking amazing.
Eden in the ghetto.
Jeez, maybe they'll have to use one of those fuel-air bombs like in that film I forget the name of.
Edit: Outbreak I think.
Somehow, I feel both relieved and left out at the same time. :P
Thanatos
Ukiah, CA
You think it will get there?
Don't worry Than your not alone. We non-get-dick guys should stick together.
3DS: 2852-6809-9411
Give me your e-mail and I can convince my retarded exhibitionist to do his routine for you.
You quoted me before I could edit it.
Guess what Zen's junk looks like!
Did I say Madison, Wisconsin? 'Cause, ha, I meant, uh ... Cleveland, Ohio. Yeah, Cleveland.
I have a lot of penii.
Why not?
I have no idea. He's some punkass kid living somewhere close to Palm Springs, he says he's bi, but for as far as I know, he has never had a girlfriend or boyfriend.
Basically, he is out of his mind and I'm on the receiving end.
I'm heading to bed now, trying not to have nightmares. <_<
You made the bed, now lie in it.
I'll join you later.
It could be due to experience: most people I randomly run into and talk to are atheistic. Now, statistically speaking, I know it's stupid; but past experience tells me it might be otherwise. It's a thought conflict.
ASS IN YOUR PANTS
That is, generally where arses are found, yes.
3DS: 2852-6809-9411
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W91sqAs-_-g&eurl=http%3A%2F%2Fpandagon%2Enet%2F
Still doesn't excuse the fact that she doesn't know the definition of irony.
The original is like, the most horrible song in the world.