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bayonetta is essentially the apex of gaming, every other game developer might as well just give up now because the peak has been reached. HER CLOTHES ARE MADE OF HER HAIR
bayonetta is made by the same guy who made Devil May Cry so if you liked that youll probably like this, and if you didnt like that you a bitch aight
One time, I had a friend over to play a bit of Red Alert on my LAN. During the game he said he needed to go to the bathroom, so we paused it. After about 10 minutes of wondering where the hell he went, I get up and go to check on him.
Once I was taking a poop at a restaurant and a kid crept underneath the door into my stall. I let out a big fart and then he threw up all over the floor in front of me and I just stared at him.
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One time, I had a friend over to play a bit of Red Alert on my LAN. During the game he said he needed to go to the bathroom, so we paused it. After about 10 minutes of wondering where the hell he went, I get up and go to check on him.
Once I was taking a poop at a restaurant and a kid crept underneath the door into my stall. I let out a big fart and then he threw up all over the floor in front of me and I just stared at him.
One time, I had a friend over to play a bit of Red Alert on my LAN. During the game he said he needed to go to the bathroom, so we paused it. After about 10 minutes of wondering where the hell he went, I get up and go to check on him.
Once I was taking a poop at a restaurant and a kid crept underneath the door into my stall. I let out a big fart and then he threw up all over the floor in front of me and I just stared at him.
I am a big devil may cry fan, so there is a lot about this I like.
I am probably going to get it, but I will have to force myself not to compare it to DMC too much, because a big reason why I love DMC is removed here because of how easily you can mash out combos and spam dodge.
One time, I had a friend over to play a bit of Red Alert on my LAN. During the game he said he needed to go to the bathroom, so we paused it. After about 10 minutes of wondering where the hell he went, I get up and go to check on him.
Once I was taking a poop at a restaurant and a kid crept underneath the door into my stall. I let out a big fart and then he threw up all over the floor in front of me and I just stared at him.
Bayonetta shits on Devil May Cry so much its not even funny
Oh you have a sword and some guns that cool I'll just make a dragon out of MY FUCKING HAIR AND IT WILL RIP YOU IN FUCKING HALF YOU WORTHLESS PIECE OF SHIT
Bayonetta shits on Devil May Cry so much its not even funny
Oh you have a sword and some guns that cool I'll just make a dragon out of MY FUCKING HAIR AND IT WILL RIP YOU IN FUCKING HALF YOU WORTHLESS PIECE OF SHIT
that said I liked Devil May Cry 3 a lot
you drive up the side of a building in a motorcycle and then swordfight with that motorcycle
One time, I had a friend over to play a bit of Red Alert on my LAN. During the game he said he needed to go to the bathroom, so we paused it. After about 10 minutes of wondering where the hell he went, I get up and go to check on him.
Once I was taking a poop at a restaurant and a kid crept underneath the door into my stall. I let out a big fart and then he threw up all over the floor in front of me and I just stared at him.
I am a big devil may cry fan, so there is a lot about this I like.
I am probably going to get it, but I will have to force myself not to compare it to DMC too much, because a big reason why I love DMC is removed here because of how easily you can mash out combos and spam dodge.
I remember hearing that if you up the difficulty then you can't mash/spam as much. But I don't know if it's true.
I am a big devil may cry fan, so there is a lot about this I like.
I am probably going to get it, but I will have to force myself not to compare it to DMC too much, because a big reason why I love DMC is removed here because of how easily you can mash out combos and spam dodge.
I remember hearing that if you up the difficulty then you can't mash/spam as much. But I don't know if it's true.
dunno bout dat but in Non Stop Climax mode Witch Time is disabled
Bayonetta shits on Devil May Cry so much its not even funny
Oh you have a sword and some guns that cool I'll just make a dragon out of MY FUCKING HAIR AND IT WILL RIP YOU IN FUCKING HALF YOU WORTHLESS PIECE OF SHIT
that said I liked Devil May Cry 3 a lot
you drive up the side of a building in a motorcycle and then swordfight with that motorcycle
That was pretty cool i guess
Also jesus fuck I want the climax edition of this game so bad
One time, I had a friend over to play a bit of Red Alert on my LAN. During the game he said he needed to go to the bathroom, so we paused it. After about 10 minutes of wondering where the hell he went, I get up and go to check on him.
Once I was taking a poop at a restaurant and a kid crept underneath the door into my stall. I let out a big fart and then he threw up all over the floor in front of me and I just stared at him.
no cause when you do a special move with her hair all her hair goes into the attack and she still has some clothes on so some of her clothes are not made of hair
As a fan of folk music, he also named Bayonetta's set of four handguns after the old English ballad "Scarborough Fair", and its individual guns Parsley, Sage, Rosemary and Thyme.
I'm sorry Devil May Cry 3, when I first played you, I labeled you "the most ridiculous shit ever". I was wrong.
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and a lot of the early reviews are positive
On ass alone
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her hair turns into gunswords that shoots rockets
also, datazz
when she jumps she gets butterfly wings
her shoes have guns on them
her hair turns into huge monsters that eat bosses while you furiously tap the X button in order to get the max combo points
Not even a question
Probably even game of the millenium
No
Definitely gotm
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I am a big devil may cry fan, so there is a lot about this I like.
I am probably going to get it, but I will have to force myself not to compare it to DMC too much, because a big reason why I love DMC is removed here because of how easily you can mash out combos and spam dodge.
because she's a witch
?
actually yes
Oh you have a sword and some guns that cool I'll just make a dragon out of MY FUCKING HAIR AND IT WILL RIP YOU IN FUCKING HALF YOU WORTHLESS PIECE OF SHIT
that said I liked Devil May Cry 3 a lot
why
you drive up the side of a building in a motorcycle and then swordfight with that motorcycle
I remember hearing that if you up the difficulty then you can't mash/spam as much. But I don't know if it's true.
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dunno bout dat but in Non Stop Climax mode Witch Time is disabled
or is it the other way around
That was pretty cool i guess
Also jesus fuck I want the climax edition of this game so bad
Australia/NZ only tho
maybe i want non stop climax action over mental engagement
Yes. yes it is. Also this game looks fun but man GOTY already? There is a bunch of good stuff coming out.
t'other way round
no cause when you do a special move with her hair all her hair goes into the attack and she still has some clothes on so some of her clothes are not made of hair
I am so far behind.
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well yes kinda but that's nitpicky
details
Normally I stick to Normal but I don't know if I'll be able to not pick that on the main menu
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Unless you put it on easy automatic, in which case you're a total pussy.
how is it nitpicky?
I just wanna know if she has a hairy butt?
now that I know, I will not be playing this game
Then who fucking cares
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The Void is worse in every single way sorry
Can't think of a single game that would even be able to compete with Bayonetta in terms of fun
A damn shame
I'm sorry Devil May Cry 3, when I first played you, I labeled you "the most ridiculous shit ever". I was wrong.