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    nukanuka What are circles? Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    I loved my job when I was working as a dishwasher, it felt good to actually see the results of my work.

    It was also very frustrating knowing that some things just had to remain dirty because we didn't have time. I cleaned the dishes and everything else I had to clean as best as I could but those walls would get sticky with grease and dust that just built up over the years. I just didn't have enough time. :(

    The air was bad enough that the glasses and plates we had sitting out would get that grime on them themselves if we didn't use them enough, and the only way to clean it off was to scrub them by hand. I learned early on to do this over the trash can incase I dropped something.

    I also learned that you could use 409 on nearly everything, comet is a god send but nothing works better than soap and water.

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    scrivenerjonesscrivenerjones Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    yeah thats the rigged thing, it's the stomach flu. so she didnt even get to get drunk :(

    or so she claims

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    Calamity JaneCalamity Jane That Wrong Love Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    A shop vac or a dust devil?

    the one that makes everything smell bad and makes you vomit on a cat outside

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    FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    this one time i didn't throw up from drinking

    oh wait that's every time

    i've gotten blackout drunk many times and didn't throw up

    what is with you people

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    RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited February 2010
    fari may i suggest that you might be drinking too hard

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    Sir PlatypusSir Platypus Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    I had heartburn so I took some Peptobismol tablets. It more had the mentos/coke effect, but in my digestive tract. I missed the hell out of the toilet.

    Kinda awful seeing spots you forgot to clean a couple of days later.

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    Calamity JaneCalamity Jane That Wrong Love Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    my favorite instance of drunken hijinks was neville's birthday

    everyone got destroyed that night

    i was drunk and high out of my mind and helped keep a cat together all night until like 4

    i fell asleep and got woke up by neville

    he needed my help immediately. our one roommate from ohio walked to his doorway, dropped his pants and neville looked on, dazed and confused

    and started pissing all over his floor

    after cleaning up two literal buckets full of puke that night, i was so goddamn tired but it had to be done. we had to take care of that piss that started in the hallway and ended on nevs' floor

    it was a good thing neville got a shamwow for his birthday

    i think our only response the following that morning after was "what the fuck happened"

    and "ryan is banned from drinking in this house"

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    Penguin IncarnatePenguin Incarnate King of Kafiristan Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Faricazy wrote: »
    this one time i didn't throw up from drinking

    oh wait that's every time

    i've gotten blackout drunk many times and didn't throw up

    what is with you people
    Heart of a champion.

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    KovakKovak did a lot of drugs married cher?Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    sticking it to the man

    's

    couch

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    JansonJanson Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    I've never been blackout drunk

    I have, however, thrown up. It's harder to drink once you pass the age of 23-24, certainly. Also, I was stupid and hadn't eaten anything all afternoon/evening and didn't drink enough water

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    FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Raneados wrote: »
    fari may i suggest that you might be drinking too hard

    :O

    how is that possible!



    i've never pissed myself either although one time i nearly pissed on a dude i know

    i was taking a leak in a bar bathroom and he comes in and does his thing next to me and makes conversation and at one point my reply involved turning towards him while still pissing

    whoops

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    BogeyBogey I'm back, baby! Santa Monica, CAModerator mod
    edited February 2010
    Faricazy wrote: »
    i've never pissed myself either although one time i nearly pissed on a dude i know

    i was taking a leak in a bar bathroom and he comes in and does his thing next to me and makes conversation and at one point my reply involved turning towards him while still pissing

    whoops
    Don't cross the streams! :x

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    RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited February 2010
    you're defeating the purpose of drinking if you stop having a good time while drinking

    puking is not good times
    pissing things that people don't want you to piss on is not good times
    blacking out is not good times

    why are you all silly gooses

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    FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    puking is not good times
    pissing on things is potentially hilarious, like public urination and cops
    blacking out is neutral times, you might not remember having good times

    and then be shown video footage of said good times months later

    :O

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    Calamity JaneCalamity Jane That Wrong Love Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    the clusterfuck of other roommates at the old place was terrible

    either people couldn't hold their liquor or excessively smoked weed

    i smoked the hell out of weed, but i didn't ever let it get in the way of doing our dishes or make it awkward for company coming to my place

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    FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    after three pints i develop superior pool skills

    seriously i am so fucking awful when i'm sober

    and when drinking starts i am suddenly making pockets and winning rounds of drinks

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    WeaverWeaver Who are you? What do you want?Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    gonna steamclean the carpet in the morn as it is smelling as the family dogs now

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    RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited February 2010
    i'll probably be coming back to this thread all tomorrow as I make the rounds in my apartment

    with questions

    questions like "how do you clean up a ground-in poo from a ceiling fan"

    and "what is a sponge"

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    Donovan PuppyfuckerDonovan Puppyfucker A dagger in the dark is worth a thousand swords in the morningRegistered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Dunno about you guys, but when I finally get my own house, the bathroom will be designed to be pressure-cleaned. As in, remove towels and toilet roll, spray detergent all over everything with a pump-pack, then bring in the pressure cleaner and blast that shit.

    10 minutes, once a week.

    Fucking done.

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    Donovan PuppyfuckerDonovan Puppyfucker A dagger in the dark is worth a thousand swords in the morningRegistered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Raneados - get this and this and never have a cleaning-related question again.

    Edit: Amy got those as part of her 10 year anniversary present last year. Believe it or not, she actually asked for them. I really should marry that girl one day...

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    FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    I want a rich-people shower, the ones that are like a tiny room.

    Much easier sexytimes.

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    WeaverWeaver Who are you? What do you want?Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    get willpower and a washcloth

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    Donovan PuppyfuckerDonovan Puppyfucker A dagger in the dark is worth a thousand swords in the morningRegistered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Faricazy wrote: »
    I want a rich-people shower, the ones that are like a tiny room.

    Much easier sexytimes.

    I saw Shaq's bathroom on Cribs and nearly shat myself.

    It's bigger than my apartment. And much nicer.

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    RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited February 2010
    those books are probably full of information that is pretty obvious like

    use bleach

    or

    don't poo on things

    always trying to change me

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    WeaverWeaver Who are you? What do you want?Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    you can take any shower

    get a sub-$20 hose shower head

    and have sexy times

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    FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Faricazy wrote: »
    I want a rich-people shower, the ones that are like a tiny room.

    Much easier sexytimes.

    I saw Shaq's bathroom on Cribs and nearly shat myself.

    It's bigger than my apartment. And much nicer.
    i also want a little table on wheels i can use for my laptop when on the can

    having it on my lap is so plebeian

    weaver i meant like in terms of room to move around

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    RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited February 2010
    if i wanted an enema i would give myself an enema

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    Donovan PuppyfuckerDonovan Puppyfucker A dagger in the dark is worth a thousand swords in the morningRegistered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Raneados wrote: »
    those books are probably full of information that is pretty obvious like

    use bleach

    or

    don't poo on things

    always trying to change me

    Actually the main author Shannon Lush is very anti-chemical. Clean your shower with cloves and shit.

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    Sars_BoySars_Boy Rest, You Are The Lightning. Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Kovak wrote: »
    sticking it to the man

    's

    couch

    8-)

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    RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited February 2010
    but bleach is cheap and works fine

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    Donovan PuppyfuckerDonovan Puppyfucker A dagger in the dark is worth a thousand swords in the morningRegistered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Faricazy wrote: »
    Faricazy wrote: »
    I want a rich-people shower, the ones that are like a tiny room.

    Much easier sexytimes.

    I saw Shaq's bathroom on Cribs and nearly shat myself.

    It's bigger than my apartment. And much nicer.
    i also want a little table on wheels i can use for my laptop when on the can

    having it on my lap is so plebeian

    weaver i meant like in terms of room to move around

    Swivelling laptop shelf that comes out from the wall next to the shitter. Make it yourself, $40 worth of shit from the hardware store.

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    FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Faricazy wrote: »
    Faricazy wrote: »
    I want a rich-people shower, the ones that are like a tiny room.

    Much easier sexytimes.

    I saw Shaq's bathroom on Cribs and nearly shat myself.

    It's bigger than my apartment. And much nicer.
    i also want a little table on wheels i can use for my laptop when on the can

    having it on my lap is so plebeian

    weaver i meant like in terms of room to move around

    Swivelling laptop shelf that comes out from the wall next to the shitter. Make it yourself, $40 worth of shit from the hardware store.
    fuck no what is that work

    gotta get that shit vintage

    authentic 1880's rosewood engraved letterwriting-on-the-shitter table

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    scrivenerjonesscrivenerjones Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    drinkin' a dew, postin' on the plus-plus from my mahogany shitter-desk with the mother-of-pearl inlay

    this is living

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    RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited February 2010
    i just cut my own hair

    looks okay

    i'll do a touch up after my shower tomorrow

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    MKRMKR Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    The vast majority of my bedroom floor is visible.

    This is an improvement from when I was little and had to organize an expedition into its depths to find anything.

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    Donovan PuppyfuckerDonovan Puppyfucker A dagger in the dark is worth a thousand swords in the morningRegistered User regular
    edited February 2010
    MKR wrote: »
    The vast majority of my bedroom floor is visible.

    This is an improvement from when I was little and had to organize an expedition into its depths to find anything.

    My sisters room is like that. At times you literally cannot see the floor. To walk in there is fraught with danger, both to your ankles and to the various things you can hear and feel breaking underfoot.

    Thing is, she's 29 this year... And she also has a caravan packed to the roof with crap.

    Fucking hoarder artist types.

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    MKRMKR Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    MKR wrote: »
    The vast majority of my bedroom floor is visible.

    This is an improvement from when I was little and had to organize an expedition into its depths to find anything.

    My sisters room is like that. At times you literally cannot see the floor. To walk in there is fraught with danger, both to your ankles and to the various things you can hear and feel breaking underfoot.

    Thing is, she's 29 this year... And she also has a caravan packed to the roof with crap.

    Fucking hoarder artist types.

    What you have to do is get her to clean it up once. The realization that it's normal to see your floor and that it's kind of nice is like unraveling the fabric of the universe and observing its naked truth.

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    Donovan PuppyfuckerDonovan Puppyfucker A dagger in the dark is worth a thousand swords in the morningRegistered User regular
    edited February 2010
    MKR wrote: »
    MKR wrote: »
    The vast majority of my bedroom floor is visible.

    This is an improvement from when I was little and had to organize an expedition into its depths to find anything.

    My sisters room is like that. At times you literally cannot see the floor. To walk in there is fraught with danger, both to your ankles and to the various things you can hear and feel breaking underfoot.

    Thing is, she's 29 this year... And she also has a caravan packed to the roof with crap.

    Fucking hoarder artist types.

    What you have to do is get her to clean it up once. The realization that it's normal to see your floor and that it's kind of nice is like unraveling the fabric of the universe and observing its naked truth.

    I'll give you a thousand dollars if you can do it.

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    MKRMKR Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    MKR wrote: »
    MKR wrote: »
    The vast majority of my bedroom floor is visible.

    This is an improvement from when I was little and had to organize an expedition into its depths to find anything.

    My sisters room is like that. At times you literally cannot see the floor. To walk in there is fraught with danger, both to your ankles and to the various things you can hear and feel breaking underfoot.

    Thing is, she's 29 this year... And she also has a caravan packed to the roof with crap.

    Fucking hoarder artist types.

    What you have to do is get her to clean it up once. The realization that it's normal to see your floor and that it's kind of nice is like unraveling the fabric of the universe and observing its naked truth.

    I'll give you a thousand dollars if you can do it.

    That's nowhere near enough to build a proper mind control device.

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    zimfanzimfan Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    I like this thread.

    Especially the OP

    Cleanliness is close to Godliness.

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