OK. So here's the thing. I have a job putting together events and contests for groups. Teambuilding events for coworkers, I've done stuff for bachelor parties, and I have a sweet sixteen coming up.
Now usually when I do these events, I offer little prizes for winning teams. But I usually try to make them obnoxiously tacky, and possibly even slightly embarrassing. For example, I've given out the follwing things:
- A garden gnome spraypainted gold
- A statue of a troll picking his nose
- A scale alcohol barrel made of bronze with a smiling face on it
- A piggy bank covered nose to tail with bright pink glitter
- A porcelain arm
- A coconut carved to look like two monkeys smoking a bong
I've usually found these things through yard sales, junk stores, or whatnot. Problem is that they can get expensive, and that I can't reliably find interesting stuff. So I wanted to ask if anyone knows of any good resources online that sell stuff like this. I do have a regular supplier of gnomes (don't ask), but anything weird and offbeat would be useful.
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The really bad things from Bradford Exchange or franklin mint actually cost real money, but some of the items are grade A tacky.
It doesn't get much tackier than this
You may be able to comb through those sites and find some reasonably priced items.
This is pretty bad and only $20
This too, for $20 it's hilariously bad.
Here's another
Billy Bass I think they may be called.
And the bedazzler idea is actually genius.
I do live in Brooklyn, so the Ax-Man Surplus place, while pretty much precisely what I need, is a bit too far. And I can't make a trip to Walmart, since the nearest one's in Jersey.
Angel Dog Tree Ornament
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Edit: This is pretty bad too. Here you go
Honestly, I've had a blast just thumbing through the awful catalog of the franklin mint and the bradford exchange at work.
yeah but the idea is cheap kitsch
would be pretty stupid to pay $15 for that
I mean, come on $100?
get some PARTY RATS instead!
Haha, nice.
Or Bacon flavored lip balm
It's hilariously awful, but it is an original, framed, oil painting. $100 is pretty reasonable.
Shit, I've actaully seen a lot worse than that for more money at some local coffee shops.
fuck up once and you break your thumb / if you're happy at all then you're god damn dumb
that's right we're on a fucked up cruise / God is dead but at least we have booze
bad things happen, no one knows why / the sun burns out and everyone dies
This is the best thing
True, I'm just saying I don't think $100 is a crazy price to ask. Like... if I had $100 to blow on art, I'd seriously consider it.
fuck up once and you break your thumb / if you're happy at all then you're god damn dumb
that's right we're on a fucked up cruise / God is dead but at least we have booze
bad things happen, no one knows why / the sun burns out and everyone dies
You see, the thing is anyone can make something that's cheap and bad and poorly made. The true greatness of bad things is when someone spends a lot of time and effort and love to make something truly ugly.
kitschy crap can be fun, but paying lots of money for it is missing the fucking point
I was able to find this on sale.
Also SKYMALL though that'd be your 'well I'm looking for expensive but useless' option.
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