your mom is a religion
because she's easy to get into and all about little boys
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Munkus BeaverYou don't have to attend every argument you are invited to.Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPAregular
edited April 2010
The greatest scam in history is the Pen Fifteen club.
Greatest. Scam. Ever.
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Munkus BeaverYou don't have to attend every argument you are invited to.Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPAregular
edited April 2010
He's a pornithologist, that's for certain.
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Raneadospolice apologistyou shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered Userregular
edited April 2010
trent doesn't get to fuck anyone
it's one of newton's laws
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edited April 2010
Cousin.
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What spring does with the cherry trees.
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edited April 2010
he didn't even get to fuck his cousin!
he got cubonered
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Snowbeati need somethingto kick this thing's ass over the lineRegistered Userregular
edited April 2010
einstein's law of relativistic cock blocking
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So I bought 4 tickets to a local theme park (Wonderland) off the internet from a local discount forum (redflagdeals) at what I thought was a reasonable price. Two of my friends back out so I scalp the tickets to a lovely couple.
Turns out the tickets were bought with stolen credit cards. After talking to the cops I got let go no charge, but banned from the park. I did get my money back from the guy I bought the tickets from.
About a week ago some guy showed up at my parent's house asking for $10 for gas money to go see his sister, and that it was very important. I forget why he needed to see his sister, some kind of family emergency or something. He said he lived right down the street (pointing down the street as he said this), and that he would come back and repay the money afterwards.
My dad, naturally suspicious, asked him if he had any sort of debit or credit card that he could use to get money from an ATM or pay for gas with. He said no, his sister had all his cards. Then my dad asked him why he couldn't get some money from his (closer) neighbors, or a friend. His neighbors weren't home, he said, and his friends were at work.
At this point my dad pretty much knew it was bullshit, but he decided to mess with the guy a little. "Wait a minute", my dad said, "I have some gas in the garage." (which he did). The guy said that wouldn't work because he didn't have a funnel. "Wait, I've got one of those, too" my dad replied. He went and got the funnel. "Oh, that won't fit in my gas tank, it's too big" says the stranger. This was the perfect response; "But wait, I've got a smaller one!" my dad says (also true). He gets it and shows it to the guy-- but no, that one won't work either (of course). The guy finally gives up, says something like "thanks anyway," and walks off to go try and scam some other people.
I have to wonder how much money he makes from it, $10 at a time. Sadly, it's probably a decent amount.
About a week ago some guy showed up at my parent's house asking for $10 for gas money to go see his sister, and that it was very important. I forget why he needed to see his sister, some kind of family emergency or something. He said he lived right down the street (pointing down the street as he said this), and that he would come back and repay the money afterwards.
My dad, naturally suspicious, asked him if he had any sort of debit or credit card that he could use to get money from an ATM or pay for gas with. He said no, his sister had all his cards. Then my dad asked him why he couldn't get some money from his (closer) neighbors, or a friend. His neighbors weren't home, he said, and his friends were at work.
At this point my dad pretty much knew it was bullshit, but he decided to mess with the guy a little. "Wait a minute", my dad said, "I have some gas in the garage." (which he did). The guy said that wouldn't work because he didn't have a funnel. "Wait, I've got one of those, too" my dad replied. He went and got the funnel. "Oh, that won't fit in my gas tank, it's too big" says the stranger. This was the perfect response; "But wait, I've got a smaller one!" my dad says (also true). He gets it and shows it to the guy-- but no, that one won't work either (of course). The guy finally gives up, says something like "thanks anyway," and walks off to go try and scam some other people.
I have to wonder how much money he makes from it, $10 at a time. Sadly, it's probably a decent amount.
It seems like he could have called the police during one of those "let me get you some gasoline" trips and had the guy arrested.
I think. Can they arrest someone for something like that?
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edited April 2010
If you win this shiny fiddle made of gold, but if you lose the devil gets your soul.
Actually that reminds me of a strange sexual episode I had the other night. First time in a long time gettin' laid and you know how sometimes they go, "I'm gonna cum...uh..uh I'm gonna cum!" Well she starts off with that and then all of a sudden looks down at me and says
It seems like he could have called the police during one of those "let me get you some gasoline" trips and had the guy arrested.
I think. Can they arrest someone for something like that?
Good question, I'm not sure. I would think not, unless the guy kept coming back repeatedly.
I mean, it's not illegal to beg for money, and I'm sure lots of bums ask for money for "food" then spend it on booze/drugs... but I don't think you can give money to a bum then follow them to the liquor store and have them arrested.
Again though, not positive on that. Maybe that's not a comparable analogy.
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About a week ago some guy showed up at my parent's house asking for $10 for gas money to go see his sister, and that it was very important. I forget why he needed to see his sister, some kind of family emergency or something. He said he lived right down the street (pointing down the street as he said this), and that he would come back and repay the money afterwards.
My dad, naturally suspicious, asked him if he had any sort of debit or credit card that he could use to get money from an ATM or pay for gas with. He said no, his sister had all his cards. Then my dad asked him why he couldn't get some money from his (closer) neighbors, or a friend. His neighbors weren't home, he said, and his friends were at work.
At this point my dad pretty much knew it was bullshit, but he decided to mess with the guy a little. "Wait a minute", my dad said, "I have some gas in the garage." (which he did). The guy said that wouldn't work because he didn't have a funnel. "Wait, I've got one of those, too" my dad replied. He went and got the funnel. "Oh, that won't fit in my gas tank, it's too big" says the stranger. This was the perfect response; "But wait, I've got a smaller one!" my dad says (also true). He gets it and shows it to the guy-- but no, that one won't work either (of course). The guy finally gives up, says something like "thanks anyway," and walks off to go try and scam some other people.
I have to wonder how much money he makes from it, $10 at a time. Sadly, it's probably a decent amount.
It seems like he could have called the police during one of those "let me get you some gasoline" trips and had the guy arrested.
I think. Can they arrest someone for something like that?
you tell me what crime he committed
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About a week ago some guy showed up at my parent's house asking for $10 for gas money to go see his sister, and that it was very important. I forget why he needed to see his sister, some kind of family emergency or something. He said he lived right down the street (pointing down the street as he said this), and that he would come back and repay the money afterwards.
My dad, naturally suspicious, asked him if he had any sort of debit or credit card that he could use to get money from an ATM or pay for gas with. He said no, his sister had all his cards. Then my dad asked him why he couldn't get some money from his (closer) neighbors, or a friend. His neighbors weren't home, he said, and his friends were at work.
At this point my dad pretty much knew it was bullshit, but he decided to mess with the guy a little. "Wait a minute", my dad said, "I have some gas in the garage." (which he did). The guy said that wouldn't work because he didn't have a funnel. "Wait, I've got one of those, too" my dad replied. He went and got the funnel. "Oh, that won't fit in my gas tank, it's too big" says the stranger. This was the perfect response; "But wait, I've got a smaller one!" my dad says (also true). He gets it and shows it to the guy-- but no, that one won't work either (of course). The guy finally gives up, says something like "thanks anyway," and walks off to go try and scam some other people.
I have to wonder how much money he makes from it, $10 at a time. Sadly, it's probably a decent amount.
It seems like he could have called the police during one of those "let me get you some gasoline" trips and had the guy arrested.
I think. Can they arrest someone for something like that?
you tell me what crime he committed
Do I look like a lawyer to you?
Also, would it be illegal to fire your gun off into the air as a response to his asking for money/stepping onto your property? Let's say it's a reasonable person and therefore the gun is loaded with blanks.
terrendos how much stupid juice have you drank tonight?
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ArtreusI'm a wizardAnd that looks fucked upRegistered Userregular
edited April 2010
Jesus Christ dude. Just say no and tell him to leave. You only need to even think of calling the cops if he won't go away. And you only need to even think about using a gun if he is threatening you or your family. Guns aren't fucking toys.
Edit: and loading the gun with blanks is an even worse idea because then they think you have a gun and what if they happen to actually have a gun on them? Then they have a gun and you don't.
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What spring does with the cherry trees.
because she's easy to get into and all about little boys
Greatest. Scam. Ever.
you still waiting for your membership?
I am intrigued, and wish to join your club. Tell me how to join, and I will jot down the procedure using this indelible marker I have right here.
Did trent get to fuck any tits yet?
Dear satan I wish for this or maybe some of this....oh and I'm a medium or a large.
it's one of newton's laws
What spring does with the cherry trees.
he got cubonered
Wait what
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Turns out the tickets were bought with stolen credit cards. After talking to the cops I got let go no charge, but banned from the park. I did get my money back from the guy I bought the tickets from.
Was this a scam?
My dad, naturally suspicious, asked him if he had any sort of debit or credit card that he could use to get money from an ATM or pay for gas with. He said no, his sister had all his cards. Then my dad asked him why he couldn't get some money from his (closer) neighbors, or a friend. His neighbors weren't home, he said, and his friends were at work.
At this point my dad pretty much knew it was bullshit, but he decided to mess with the guy a little. "Wait a minute", my dad said, "I have some gas in the garage." (which he did). The guy said that wouldn't work because he didn't have a funnel. "Wait, I've got one of those, too" my dad replied. He went and got the funnel. "Oh, that won't fit in my gas tank, it's too big" says the stranger. This was the perfect response; "But wait, I've got a smaller one!" my dad says (also true). He gets it and shows it to the guy-- but no, that one won't work either (of course). The guy finally gives up, says something like "thanks anyway," and walks off to go try and scam some other people.
I have to wonder how much money he makes from it, $10 at a time. Sadly, it's probably a decent amount.
It seems like he could have called the police during one of those "let me get you some gasoline" trips and had the guy arrested.
I think. Can they arrest someone for something like that?
I think he fucked this girl and she later (or during sex) started to sound like she was possessed. Like, a really deep, scratchy voice etc.
Good question, I'm not sure. I would think not, unless the guy kept coming back repeatedly.
I mean, it's not illegal to beg for money, and I'm sure lots of bums ask for money for "food" then spend it on booze/drugs... but I don't think you can give money to a bum then follow them to the liquor store and have them arrested.
Again though, not positive on that. Maybe that's not a comparable analogy.
Excellent.
Also, anyone try to get sold a spot in the Who's Who books in high school? Super scam right there.
you tell me what crime he committed
mostly
wait that doesn't make sense
okay no
money
i have some penis money freshly minted
today's theme is Brazilian-looking bellend fivers
Do I look like a lawyer to you?
Also, would it be illegal to fire your gun off into the air as a response to his asking for money/stepping onto your property? Let's say it's a reasonable person and therefore the gun is loaded with blanks.
Edit: and loading the gun with blanks is an even worse idea because then they think you have a gun and what if they happen to actually have a gun on them? Then they have a gun and you don't.
well he found it
so it would've been rude not to polish off the whole bottle
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