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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] regular
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    Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    oh man now I want some skittles

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    CorehealerCorehealer The Apothecary The softer edge of the universe.Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Corehealer wrote: »
    kill 'em all, let God sort 'em out
    That is, ironically, basically the answer I got from my high school religion teacher when I asked him about Christianity's views on Aliens.

    basically, yeah

    when Jesus is asked about who is going to heaven and stuff he basically says "mind your own business"

    Abrahamic religions, apon meeting with extraterrestrial sentient life forms, who conceivably have their own religious truths and perhaps even their own all inclusive Jesus, will fall over each other doing one of two things:

    1. Finding new reasons in their dogma and scriptures to accept this as part of God's plan.
    2. Angry anti-alien heretic mob bullshit. Aliens can't exist because they weren't in the Bible.

    Eastern religions on the whole, when meeting extraterrestrials, will bro-fist their tentacles or what have you and offer them their hospitality. Because to them, it's like their just meeting reincarnations of humans past or future humans or just sentient beings doing their thing like we are, sharing the same burdens and shit.

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    mensch-o-maticmensch-o-matic Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    guys guys i just finished dr. strangelove for the first time yay me

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    SheriSheri Resident Fluffer My Living RoomRegistered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Rolo wrote: »
    Tam wrote: »
    #pipe wrote: »
    Tam wrote: »
    Raneados wrote: »
    guys i don't think you fully realize that we'll be able to create fucking LIFE in like 5 fucking years


    never mind that artificial intelligence robot bullllllshit

    we'll be making things that are ACTUALLY alive

    and the religions of the world will fucking FLIP. OUT.

    if you give robots a brain, they are alive

    nah

    life is pretty specifically defined.

    Hell, Sperm aren't even alive.

    well then it's sapient and deserves all the rights of a living being

    Freedom is the right of all sentient beings.
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    Red white and blue, baby

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    JavenJaven Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Blaket wrote: »
    Javen wrote: »
    Blaket wrote: »
    Also dozens isn't that much.

    I dunno, man

    I can barely eat a dozen donuts

    You could eat a dozen skittles though right?

    You mean like

    on donuts?

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    RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited May 2010
    fuck you dicks i need a paycheck

    i like to eat

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    Drew-BDrew-B Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    guys guys i just finished dr. strangelove for the first time yay me

    Did you see the big board?

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    BroloBrolo Broseidon Lord of the BroceanRegistered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Skull Man wrote: »
    maybe you should go fuck yourself, shank, it's one thirty in the morning and I'm not changing the world with my stupid jokes any more than you are with your righteous indignation

    The practical effect of a thought has no bearing on the moral value of the thought!

    Do you know, to this day, I get the two of you mixed up?

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    Romanian My EscutcheonRomanian My Escutcheon Two of Forks Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Rolo wrote: »
    Freedom is the right of all sentient beings.
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    The only problem with this is that Optimus Prime would just beat your ass into the ground until you gave him his freedom.

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    Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    oh man now I want some skittles
    This is how mega corporations get started man.

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    WallhitterWallhitter Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    guys guys i just finished dr. strangelove for the first time yay me

    Great fucking movie.

    edit: if you get fat enough you turn into a corporation

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    Al_watAl_wat Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Along these lines, you know what really pisses me off about the US political system.

    The whole "dems vs repubs" bullshit. Its like, to get involved in politics or "be taken seriously" you have to be for or against one of them. "OMFG the dems are sooo stupid I love the repukelicans" etc

    Like is it so hard to see that the whole fucking system is corporatist? They are 2 sides of the same rotton coin

    fffffffffffffffffffffff

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    CorehealerCorehealer The Apothecary The softer edge of the universe.Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    guys guys i just finished dr. strangelove for the first time yay me

    Grats. :P

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    Calamity JaneCalamity Jane That Wrong Love Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Al_wat wrote: »
    Along these lines, you know what really pisses me off about the US political system.

    The whole "dems vs repubs" bullshit. Its like, to get involved in politics or "be taken seriously" you have to be for or against one of them. "OMFG the dems are sooo stupid I love the repukelicans" etc

    Like is it so hard to see that the whole fucking system is corporatist? They are 2 sides of the same rotton coin

    fffffffffffffffffffffff


    oh god is this a troll

    edit: oh god, hellajeff too

    it's all a goddamned troll, noooooooo

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    HellaJeffHellaJeff FAB FRESH RAIIINBOOWWWWWRegistered User regular
    edited May 2010
    My beliefs allow for god and aliens! I am the faithiest person.

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    TamTam Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    #pipe wrote: »
    Tam wrote: »
    #pipe wrote: »
    Tam wrote: »
    Raneados wrote: »
    guys i don't think you fully realize that we'll be able to create fucking LIFE in like 5 fucking years


    never mind that artificial intelligence robot bullllllshit

    we'll be making things that are ACTUALLY alive

    and the religions of the world will fucking FLIP. OUT.

    if you give robots a brain, they are alive

    nah

    life is pretty specifically defined.

    Hell, Sperm aren't even alive.

    well then it's sapient and deserves all the rights of a living being

    Absolutely!

    I still find it amazing that we'll able to straight up create life from nothing in a lab faster than your thinking butler robits

    it's a surprising development

    but it's not creating life from nothing
    even if we do it from scratch

    we have the benefit of being able to decode billions of years of evolution
    all the heavy lifting has been done

    Tam on
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] regular
    edited May 2010
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    Charles KinboteCharles Kinbote Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Rolo wrote: »
    Skull Man wrote: »
    maybe you should go fuck yourself, shank, it's one thirty in the morning and I'm not changing the world with my stupid jokes any more than you are with your righteous indignation

    The practical effect of a thought has no bearing on the moral value of the thought!

    Do you know, to this day, I get the two of you mixed up?

    college-aged s-names with brown hair

    I think the similarities stop there, but I'd probably get us mixed up too

    I used to get Weaver and Callius mixed up for no good reason so SHRUGGLES

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    SheriSheri Resident Fluffer My Living RoomRegistered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Raneados wrote: »
    fuck you dicks i need a paycheck

    i like to eat

    Maybe you should stop spending all your money on dozens of donuts.

    Sheri on
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    WallhitterWallhitter Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Al_wat wrote: »
    Along these lines, you know what really pisses me off about the US political system.

    The whole "dems vs repubs" bullshit. Its like, to get involved in politics or "be taken seriously" you have to be for or against one of them. "OMFG the dems are sooo stupid I love the repukelicans" etc

    Like is it so hard to see that the whole fucking system is corporatist? They are 2 sides of the same rotton coin

    fffffffffffffffffffffff

    We are talking about bigger things here u silly goose

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    Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Corehealer wrote: »
    Corehealer wrote: »
    kill 'em all, let God sort 'em out
    That is, ironically, basically the answer I got from my high school religion teacher when I asked him about Christianity's views on Aliens.

    basically, yeah

    when Jesus is asked about who is going to heaven and stuff he basically says "mind your own business"

    Abrahamic religions, apon meeting with extraterrestrial sentient life forms, who conceivably have their own religious truths and perhaps even their own all inclusive Jesus, will fall over each other doing one of two things:

    1. Finding new reasons in their dogma and scriptures to accept this as part of God's plan.
    2. Angry anti-alien heretic mob bullshit. Aliens can't exist because they weren't in the Bible.

    Eastern religions on the whole, when meeting extraterrestrials, will bro-fist their tentacles or what have you and offer them their hospitality. Because to them, it's like their just meeting reincarnations of humans past or future humans or just sentient beings doing their thing like we are, sharing the same burdens and shit.

    yes because Hindus and Buddhists and Confucians have never ever persecuted other religions or ethnicities

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    Wrench N RocketsWrench N Rockets Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Any good "corporations" have done has absolutely been outweighed by all the evil they have created and are constantly perpetrating in the world, sorry. A token donation to a small town does not balance out training death squads in South America, stealing African aquifers, using child labour, using sweat-shop labour, etc. It just doesn't.

    Right, because treating people like dirt didn't exist before big corporations. Get real.

    Every major society and every major form of government has done plenty of deplorable shit throughout all of human history. If you fault big corporations, you need to hold every thing to the same standard, and everything would fail.

    You're right, it would! I believe that humanity is certainly better off than it was under agrarian dictatorships, feudalism, and the various economic systems that followed that. But I believe there is a far more humane, and much BETTER solution than Capitalism! There are people working towards that, but like I said, its not happening fast enough. I am doing what I can here to help, so I am not just words, here.

    That's good because in truth, a corporation cannot be bad because a corporation isn't really anything. It's the people who run it (same as the politicians in any government) that make it bad.

    Get good people to run it, and good things can happen.

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    RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Sheri wrote: »
    Raneados wrote: »
    fuck you dicks i need a paycheck

    i like to eat

    Maybe you should stop spending all your money on dozens of donuts.

    maybe YOU should BUY ME donuts

    miss moneybags

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    Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Blaket wrote: »
    oh man now I want some skittles
    This is how mega corporations get started man.

    I will support any corporation that will put some skittles in my hand right now

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    CorehealerCorehealer The Apothecary The softer edge of the universe.Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Wallhitter wrote: »
    Al_wat wrote: »
    Along these lines, you know what really pisses me off about the US political system.

    The whole "dems vs repubs" bullshit. Its like, to get involved in politics or "be taken seriously" you have to be for or against one of them. "OMFG the dems are sooo stupid I love the repukelicans" etc

    Like is it so hard to see that the whole fucking system is corporatist? They are 2 sides of the same rotton coin

    fffffffffffffffffffffff

    We are talking about bigger things here u silly goose

    This is srs bsns you guys.

    (Actually yes, it is big serious philosophical shit that will make your brain hurt).

    Corehealer on
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    VivixenneVivixenne Remember your training, and we'll get through this just fine. Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Any good "corporations" have done has absolutely been outweighed by all the evil they have created and are constantly perpetrating in the world, sorry. A token donation to a small town does not balance out training death squads in South America, stealing African aquifers, using child labour, using sweat-shop labour, etc. It just doesn't.

    Right, because treating people like dirt didn't exist before big corporations. Get real.

    Every major society and every major form of government has done plenty of deplorable shit throughout all of human history. If you fault big corporations, you need to hold every thing to the same standard, and everything would fail.

    You're right, it would! I believe that humanity is certainly far better off than it was under agrarian dictatorships, feudalism, and the various economic systems that followed that. But I believe there is a far more humane, and much BETTER solution than Capitalism! There are people working towards that, but like I said, its not happening fast enough. I am doing what I can here to help, so I am not just words, here.
    This is my favourite post of yours that you have ever made.

    I agree with it in principle and I look at capitalism as a stepping stone to something even better. That's me being optimistic, but shit I might go into Social Policy one day if my degree and career take me that far so it stands to reason that lights at the ends of tunnels, even if it's a light into ANOTHER, broader tunnel, are good things.

    That said, it is not corporations that make capitalism or, really, the status quo bad, but individuals with influence and power using influence and power badly

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    Wrench N RocketsWrench N Rockets Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Fuck I want some Krispy Kremes right now thanks.

    Wrench N Rockets on
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    JavenJaven Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    I will buy me donuts and you can watch me eat them

    no you can't have any

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    Al_watAl_wat Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    im not a troll im just kinda drunk

    i can bow out

    no biggie

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    WallhitterWallhitter Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Corehealer wrote: »
    Wallhitter wrote: »
    Al_wat wrote: »
    Along these lines, you know what really pisses me off about the US political system.

    The whole "dems vs repubs" bullshit. Its like, to get involved in politics or "be taken seriously" you have to be for or against one of them. "OMFG the dems are sooo stupid I love the repukelicans" etc

    Like is it so hard to see that the whole fucking system is corporatist? They are 2 sides of the same rotton coin

    fffffffffffffffffffffff

    We are talking about bigger things here u silly goose

    This is srs bsns you guys.

    (Actually yes, it is big serious philosophical shit that will make your brain hurt).
    Capitalism, as we have discovered, evolved in this chicken's colon.

    edit: don't worry bout it man.

    Wallhitter on
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    CorehealerCorehealer The Apothecary The softer edge of the universe.Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Corehealer wrote: »
    Corehealer wrote: »
    kill 'em all, let God sort 'em out
    That is, ironically, basically the answer I got from my high school religion teacher when I asked him about Christianity's views on Aliens.

    basically, yeah

    when Jesus is asked about who is going to heaven and stuff he basically says "mind your own business"

    Abrahamic religions, apon meeting with extraterrestrial sentient life forms, who conceivably have their own religious truths and perhaps even their own all inclusive Jesus, will fall over each other doing one of two things:

    1. Finding new reasons in their dogma and scriptures to accept this as part of God's plan.
    2. Angry anti-alien heretic mob bullshit. Aliens can't exist because they weren't in the Bible.

    Eastern religions on the whole, when meeting extraterrestrials, will bro-fist their tentacles or what have you and offer them their hospitality. Because to them, it's like their just meeting reincarnations of humans past or future humans or just sentient beings doing their thing like we are, sharing the same burdens and shit.

    yes because Hindus and Buddhists and Confucians have never ever persecuted other religions or ethnicities

    Never said they don't, just they don't do it nearly as often.

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    SheriSheri Resident Fluffer My Living RoomRegistered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Raneados wrote: »
    Sheri wrote: »
    Raneados wrote: »
    fuck you dicks i need a paycheck

    i like to eat

    Maybe you should stop spending all your money on dozens of donuts.

    maybe YOU should BUY ME donuts

    miss moneybags

    Get your ass over here

    And maybe

    Sheri on
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    Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Rane come to Oregon, I will buy you hell of donuts

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    Calamity JaneCalamity Jane That Wrong Love Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    it's all a troll

    so goddamned insipid

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    HenroidHenroid Mexican kicked from Immigration Thread Centrism is Racism :3Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    'Sup guys I heard there were donuts up ins.

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    RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited May 2010
    not to defend sweatshops but doesn't the money a lot of them pay their workers make them VASTLY more wealthy, comparatively, for their region?

    I'm not talking about the sugar plantations that force people to spend what little they have in company-owned stores with jacked-up prices

    I mean it's not a United States defined minimum wage, but the cost of living in the US is astronomical compared to the cost of living in areas with sweatshops

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    CorehealerCorehealer The Apothecary The softer edge of the universe.Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    From new life to donuts.

    Marvel at the gloriousness of human ingenuity.

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    mensch-o-maticmensch-o-matic Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Drew-B wrote: »
    guys guys i just finished dr. strangelove for the first time yay me

    Did you see the big board?

    yeah and some military jerkwad tried to plant a camera on me when he saw me looking!

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