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    OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User, Moderator mod
    edited June 2010
    so i made the israel thread and i almost no longer feel comfortable posting in it

    how ridiculous

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    ThomamelasThomamelas Only one man can kill this many Russians. Bring his guitar to me! Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Elldren wrote: »
    Preacher wrote: »
    Thomamelas wrote: »
    So I've accepted the invitation to the round table. How bad could it be?

    Picture sitting with cat, diet cat, and cat zero. And talking about your love of strippers. This is going to be a thousand times worse.

    Who is cat zero?

    I'm not sure he had someone in particular in mind, just as a general statement.

    Thomamelas on
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    ElldrenElldren Is a woman dammit ceterum censeoRegistered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Also: I didn't think they were sex-

    Elldren on
    fuck gendered marketing
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    TarranonTarranon Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    I have been called sensitive at least two times today

    in the uh, more positive sense of the word I guess

    Tarranon on
    You could be anywhere
    On the black screen
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    monikermoniker Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Raiden333 wrote: »
    You know.

    I've never actually tried a gyro.

    I should rectify this.

    You have not lived!

    If you were to get hit by a car on the way to a gyro place and die, that would just constitute a very late abortion.

    moniker on
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    monikermoniker Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Tarranon wrote: »
    I have been called sensitive at least two times today

    You really should floss more.

    moniker on
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    ThomamelasThomamelas Only one man can kill this many Russians. Bring his guitar to me! Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Elldren wrote: »
    Also: I didn't think they were sex-

    Um, I think he's making a crack about feminists in general. The round table I'll be attending is on domestic violence.

    Thomamelas on
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    FeralFeral MEMETICHARIZARD interior crocodile alligator ⇔ ǝɹʇɐǝɥʇ ǝᴉʌoɯ ʇǝloɹʌǝɥɔ ɐ ǝʌᴉɹp ᴉRegistered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Raiden333 wrote: »
    You know.

    I've never actually tried a gyro.

    I should rectify this.

    l

    Feral on
    every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.

    the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
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    ElldrenElldren Is a woman dammit ceterum censeoRegistered User regular
    edited June 2010
    still

    fuck sex-

    Elldren on
    fuck gendered marketing
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    wazillawazilla Having a late dinner Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Elldren wrote: »
    still

    fuck sex-

    You...

    you can't say that here.

    wazilla on
    Psn:wazukki
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    Raiden333Raiden333 Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Feral wrote: »
    Raiden333 wrote: »
    You know.

    I've never actually tried a gyro.

    I should rectify this.

    l

    I go by that place all the time, too.

    I'm pretty bad about trying new foods because I'm always afraid I won't like it and I'll have wasted a day's lunch funds... But gyros do sound like something I'd love.

    Raiden333 on
    There was a steam sig here. It's gone now.
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    ElldrenElldren Is a woman dammit ceterum censeoRegistered User regular
    edited June 2010
    wazilla wrote: »
    Elldren wrote: »
    still

    fuck sex-

    You...

    you can't say that here.

    ... why not?

    Elldren on
    fuck gendered marketing
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    Irond WillIrond Will WARNING: NO HURTFUL COMMENTS, PLEASE!!!!! Cambridge. MAModerator mod
    edited June 2010
    Organichu wrote: »
    so basically i turned my ankle kind of roughly a bit back and i'm still limping a little bit, so the walk there was slow and kind of grueling. and when i got my money i was like "fuck that i'm not walking back" so i got on the bus

    so i'm on the bus and across from me are two dudes. neither is saying anything, and they both look very fobby (like, some sort of eastern europeans). i'm just sitting there when i notice that while one dude is acting normally, the other dude is staring at me in that "i'm tough, the fuck you gonna do about it? kind of sense. and i just ignore him and don't stare back. finally he and his friend start chatting (in pretty local english so maybe they aren't quite so fobby) and the 'tough guy' starts saying to his friend "man my knuckles are hurting. remember in that movie with [some whatever thing i've never heard of with a gang fight or whatever, i don't know, i wasn't trying to eavesdrop], i feel like that. this is probably from fucking up that guy on bustleton ave the other day" and on and on. the dude is being very obviously menacing to me but i wasn't sure if his friend was complicit or not. he didn't seem to be, at first.

    my stop's not too far away and i didn't want to instigate anything by trying to change seats, so i stayed where i was and finally the dude just swung at me out of nowhere. the bus is moving and there's really no effective way for me to play keep away. his friend jumped in a split second later and nobody says anything or goes to stop them, as i work at fending them off in this narrow bus

    the driver finally slams on the brakes and i hit the ground. i put my hand on the ground to push myself up, and one of them stomps on my forearm. at that point my 'try to just get off this bus' thing disappeared and i hurt the one closer to me enough that his friend sort of drags him off the bus.

    at that point finally someone asks me if i'm ok and if they should call the cops. heh.

    anyways

    i won the fight and that's what's important 8-)

    god damn dude

    philly is such a shithole

    i'm glad you weren't seriously hurt

    but goddamn

    Irond Will on
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    KageraKagera Imitating the worst people. Since 2004Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Elldren wrote: »
    wazilla wrote: »
    Elldren wrote: »
    still

    fuck sex-

    You...

    you can't say that here.

    ... why not?

    Blasphemy I guess? Since us boys are all so hard up?

    Kagera on
    My neck, my back, my FUPA and my crack.
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    SarksusSarksus ATTACK AND DETHRONE GODRegistered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Hahaha, that is awesome. I have apparently become the personification of griefers in RDR?

    Sarksus on
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    PonyPony Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Honk wrote: »
    Pony wrote: »
    Also, the fact that Europeans use the terms "credit cards" and "charge cards" to basically mean the reverse of what North Americans use the terms to mean, rendering a lot of cross-oceanic credit card discussion needlessly confusing.

    Credit cards are credit. You pay at the end of the following month.

    Charge/debit, subtracts money from what is in your account at the time.

    I do not see any complications.

    This was a few pages back, but I just got round to checking this thread so.

    In North America, a credit card is a card where it should be paid at the end of the following billing cycle (not month) but doesn't need to be, and if not, you pay a minimum payment (which is a percentage of the balance) and you incur an interest charge.

    A charge card is identical to a credit card except that you do not have a pre-set spending limit on the credit extended to you but you must pay the balance in full by the end of the next billing cycle lest you accrue a very punitive penalty fee.

    So, in North America, most people have credit cards, and charge cards are largely restricted to corporate accounts and to rich people who don't want to have a pre-set monthly limit and are capable of paying such large balances in full each month.

    Europeans use those terms completely differently. I've seen Germans, for example, use "charge card" to mean credit card and "credit card" to mean charge card, and English folk who use charge card to mean debit card.

    It's all very confusing and regional.

    Pony on
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    monikermoniker Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Sarksus wrote: »
    Hahaha, that is awesome. I have apparently become the personification of griefers in RDR?

    Do you sit upon your black throne and laugh the merciless laugh which shall bring about destruction?

    moniker on
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    ElldrenElldren Is a woman dammit ceterum censeoRegistered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Kagera wrote: »
    Elldren wrote: »
    wazilla wrote: »
    Elldren wrote: »
    still

    fuck sex-

    You...

    you can't say that here.

    ... why not?

    Blasphemy I guess? Since us boys are all so hard up?

    dude none of you are sex-

    Elldren on
    fuck gendered marketing
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    SarksusSarksus ATTACK AND DETHRONE GODRegistered User regular
    edited June 2010
    moniker wrote: »
    Sarksus wrote: »
    Hahaha, that is awesome. I have apparently become the personification of griefers in RDR?

    Do you sit upon your black throne and laugh the merciless laugh which shall bring about destruction?

    I guess so!

    Sarksus on
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    ElldrenElldren Is a woman dammit ceterum censeoRegistered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Sarksus wrote: »
    Hahaha, that is awesome. I have apparently become the personification of griefers in RDR?

    Yes

    screw you!

    Elldren on
    fuck gendered marketing
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    KageraKagera Imitating the worst people. Since 2004Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    I don't even know what sex- means. So I interpreted it as your were pissed off at the act of sex, or something.

    Kagera on
    My neck, my back, my FUPA and my crack.
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    FeralFeral MEMETICHARIZARD interior crocodile alligator ⇔ ǝɹʇɐǝɥʇ ǝᴉʌoɯ ʇǝloɹʌǝɥɔ ɐ ǝʌᴉɹp ᴉRegistered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Elldren wrote: »
    dude none of you are sex-

    Dude, I hate sex. Sex sucks.

    Kagera: sex negative

    Feral on
    every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.

    the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
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    RustRust __BANNED USERS regular
    edited June 2010
    i'm not crazy about poetry but some of this stuff is all right
    The ones who saw the dreams and knew the names
    Who heard the grasses talking to each other
    Who learned the will of their ancient father
    Who listened to the songs of tidal waves
    The ones whose souls have been purified
    The ones who are harnessed to the pain of challenge
    Who lit their mystic candles on the fringe
    Who became a pure shade of darkest nights
    Who didn't squeeze their grape to sinful glass
    And didn't seek the joys of earthly leisure
    Not in the priestess's dances, not in the pleasure
    But who descended into Hell's morass
    To meet their shadow at the very bottom--
    They don't expect hearts with love to blossom.

    Rust on
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    dlinfinitidlinfiniti Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Feral wrote: »
    Raiden333 wrote: »
    You know.

    I've never actually tried a gyro.

    I should rectify this.

    l

    wrong
    if you're in sc you want to go to the greek

    dlinfiniti on
    AAAAA!!! PLAAAYGUUU!!!!
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    TarranonTarranon Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    I sense a tedious neologism coming on

    have I stumbled onto the set of HIMYM

    Tarranon on
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    SarksusSarksus ATTACK AND DETHRONE GODRegistered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Elldren wrote: »
    Sarksus wrote: »
    Hahaha, that is awesome. I have apparently become the personification of griefers in RDR?

    Yes

    screw you!

    I'm only doing the Lord's work!

    Sarksus on
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    ElldrenElldren Is a woman dammit ceterum censeoRegistered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Feral wrote: »
    Elldren wrote: »
    dude none of you are sex-

    Dude, I hate sex. Sex sucks.

    Kagera: sex negative

    you lie like a rug

    Elldren on
    fuck gendered marketing
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    FeralFeral MEMETICHARIZARD interior crocodile alligator ⇔ ǝɹʇɐǝɥʇ ǝᴉʌoɯ ʇǝloɹʌǝɥɔ ɐ ǝʌᴉɹp ᴉRegistered User regular
    edited June 2010
    dlinfiniti wrote: »
    if you're in sc you want to go to the greek

    Where is that at?

    Also obligatory get him to the greek reference

    Feral on
    every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.

    the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
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    SarksusSarksus ATTACK AND DETHRONE GODRegistered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Where'd your avatar go, Rust.

    The picture of the troll.

    Sarksus on
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    KageraKagera Imitating the worst people. Since 2004Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Well I'm sex negative in the sense that I'm positively having no sex.

    Kagera on
    My neck, my back, my FUPA and my crack.
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    FeralFeral MEMETICHARIZARD interior crocodile alligator ⇔ ǝɹʇɐǝɥʇ ǝᴉʌoɯ ʇǝloɹʌǝɥɔ ɐ ǝʌᴉɹp ᴉRegistered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Elldren wrote: »
    Feral wrote: »
    Elldren wrote: »
    dude none of you are sex-

    Dude, I hate sex. Sex sucks.

    Kagera: sex negative

    you lie like a rug

    I'm better at laying than lying.

    Feral on
    every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.

    the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
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    dlinfinitidlinfiniti Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Feral wrote: »
    dlinfiniti wrote: »
    if you're in sc you want to go to the greek

    Where is that at?

    Also obligatory get him to the greek reference

    435 front street
    it is downtown so you'll have to deal with those crazies

    dlinfiniti on
    AAAAA!!! PLAAAYGUUU!!!!
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    PonyPony Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    people who hate sex have some kind of psychological trauma

    i dare you prove me wrong

    Pony on
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    Raiden333Raiden333 Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    dlinfiniti wrote: »
    Feral wrote: »
    Raiden333 wrote: »
    You know.

    I've never actually tried a gyro.

    I should rectify this.

    l

    wrong
    if you're in sc you want to go to the greek

    Huh, I've heard mixed things about that place. Like "The atmosphere is top notch but the food's so-so, it's good if you're going with friends"

    *shrug* Guess I'll have to try them both.

    Raiden333 on
    There was a steam sig here. It's gone now.
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    KageraKagera Imitating the worst people. Since 2004Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    I hate sex in the sense I'm not having any and that makes me angry.

    Kagera on
    My neck, my back, my FUPA and my crack.
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    monikermoniker Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Feral wrote: »
    Kagera: sex negative

    So imaginary sex? What is the square root of sex-?

    moniker on
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    SarksusSarksus ATTACK AND DETHRONE GODRegistered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Pony wrote: »
    people who hate sex have some kind of psychological trauma

    i dare you prove me wrong

    What if they have...a physical trauma.

    No penis!

    It is perfectly rational to hate sex when you are physically incapable of having it due to having

    no penis!

    Sarksus on
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    CindersCinders Whose sails were black when it was windy Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Pony wrote: »
    people who hate sex have some kind of psychological trauma

    i dare you prove me wrong

    Tesla?

    Cinders on
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    KageraKagera Imitating the worst people. Since 2004Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Sarksus wrote: »
    Pony wrote: »
    people who hate sex have some kind of psychological trauma

    i dare you prove me wrong

    What if they have...a physical trauma.

    No penis!

    It is perfectly rational to hate sex when you are physically incapable of having it due to having

    no penis!

    A physical trauma like that would fuck you up pretty good psychologically.

    Kagera on
    My neck, my back, my FUPA and my crack.
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    FeralFeral MEMETICHARIZARD interior crocodile alligator ⇔ ǝɹʇɐǝɥʇ ǝᴉʌoɯ ʇǝloɹʌǝɥɔ ɐ ǝʌᴉɹp ᴉRegistered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Sarksus wrote: »
    Pony wrote: »
    people who hate sex have some kind of psychological trauma

    i dare you prove me wrong

    What if they have...a physical trauma.

    No penis!

    It is perfectly rational to hate sex when you are physically incapable of having it due to having

    no penis!

    Luckily sex and coitus are not necessarily the same thing.

    Feral on
    every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.

    the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
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