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    Protein ShakesProtein Shakes __BANNED USERS regular
    edited June 2010
    Organichu wrote: »
    Organichu wrote: »
    well there was a part where i went to the post office to have my postal money order redeemed and they're like "we don't have enough cash, sorry, go to [only post office open past 5 in my part of the city]"

    which is like 2 miles away and it's kind of sweltering out

    but fuck it, i walk there and get caught in a spring/summer rain to compensate

    then it gets roasting again which thankfully starts to dry me off but still it's fucking hot

    then this super high lady hassles me because i won't give her any money

    then the dudes at the post office start getting mad about how "they shouldn't refer you to other post offices! it's not their right to send you here!" or some shit, i guess they don't like paying out so much cash and being low on change. like they're griping like it's my fault

    or

    oh wait

    do you mean the part where the two dudes on the bus randomly tried to jump me?

    that part was pretty bad, too

    well that sucks

    you could always shoot them with your fancy gun

    hahahahahahahahahahahaha!

    that was a great pick me upper!

    thanks, bro!

    I... you're welcome? I think.

    Please don't shoot anyone though.

    Protein Shakes on
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    Protein ShakesProtein Shakes __BANNED USERS regular
    edited June 2010
    Bye everyone, see you tomorrow.

    Or rather, talk to you tomorrow.

    Or... err... post at you tomorrow?

    Protein Shakes on
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    emnmnmeemnmnme Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    I'm so very glad the mid-90s are over.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=luZZQ4K3lqs&feature=related

    emnmnme on
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    CokebotleCokebotle 穴掘りの 電車内Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    The Navy has successfully tested its shiniest new toy: the Laser Weapons System (LaWS), which recently "tracked, engaged, and destroyed" a drone in mid-flight. It's not our first laser gun, but it's certainly our best.

    The system is similar to the Navy's Phalanx close-in weapons system, which mounts a radar-guided 20mm Gatling gun on a swivelling base. Except with, you know, a giant friggin laser instead of bullets.

    500x_navsealaws.jpg

    Cokebotle on
    工事中
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    monikermoniker Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Feral wrote: »
    moniker wrote: »
    Yours doesn't?

    Chase charges $3 per transaction.

    My credit union doesn't do it at all. You have to call them.

    Well, I've always used local banks rather than getting raped by New Yorkers.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Icqrx0OimSs

    Shorebank is pretty awesome all told, but it just needed to find private funders to stave off the FDIC. I mean, it did, but that's probably not a good sign. Which is too bad because they're the reason for that one guy winning the Peace Prize for micro-lending and all sorts of awesomeness with regards to alleviating poverty. Hopefully they can straighten things up again.

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    Solomaxwell6Solomaxwell6 Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Dunadan019 wrote: »
    Feral wrote: »
    Feral wrote: »
    I use checks to pay my rent and to move money between accounts at different banks.

    online banking is a lot easier for doing the latter

    One of my banks charges for that.

    The other one doesn't do it at all.

    Weird. My bank doesn't charge at all. They actually encourage me to do it every time I head down. I just haven't signed up because my bank's in a really convenient location (I pass it several times a day on the way to class). I'd think all banks would be like that, because it's easier and cheaper for everyone, the bank included.

    HSBC kinda sucks.

    and also stands for Hongkong Shanghai Banking Corporation.

    I've had absolutely no problems with HSBC. It might be because I don't need their services all that often, but they've always done what I've needed them to do without much hassle. There's one lady that works there who's kind of a cunt, though.

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    GalahadGalahad Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Finally pre-ordered SC2 this weekend, and amazon gave me $5. So I used it as an excuse to finally pick up Emilie Simon's new album, The Big Machine.

    I'm liking it so far, but it is much more synth-pop-y than her previous stuff. Like, Podly would probably have bees and scorpions shooting out of his nose or something, such would be his rage. Or something.

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    monikermoniker Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    TD for checking, Shorebank for online savings, and Vanguard for investments.

    Most of my bills are paid with a direct transfer from my bank. None of them charge a fee.

    :^:

    moniker on
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    YamiNoSenshiYamiNoSenshi A point called Z In the complex planeRegistered User regular
    edited June 2010
    moniker wrote: »
    TD for checking, Shorebank for online savings, and Vanguard for investments.

    Most of my bills are paid with a direct transfer from my bank. None of them charge a fee.

    :^:

    They had some ridiculously high interest rates when we were starting to save. They've gone down a bit, but are still pretty damn high.

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    FeralFeral MEMETICHARIZARD interior crocodile alligator ⇔ ǝɹʇɐǝɥʇ ǝᴉʌoɯ ʇǝloɹʌǝɥɔ ɐ ǝʌᴉɹp ᴉRegistered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Yeah, I'm dumping Chase. I'm transitioning off of them at the moment.

    Feral on
    every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.

    the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
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    monikermoniker Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    moniker wrote: »
    TD for checking, Shorebank for online savings, and Vanguard for investments.

    Most of my bills are paid with a direct transfer from my bank. None of them charge a fee.

    :^:

    They had some ridiculously high interest rates when we were starting to save. They've gone down a bit, but are still pretty damn high.

    Triple bottom line.

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    TavTav Irish Minister for DefenceRegistered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Honk wrote: »
    HAHAHA

    For the "Where you live sucks, too" thread I was looking for the English name of a plant from which you make butter and oil, because where I used to live we had whole fields of those and it would smell like festering corpses during fall.

    Turns out that they're called "rape".

    So where I used to live we have fields of rape that smell like festering corpses.

    A friend of mine discovered the existence of rapeseed oil last year.

    He enjoyed himself with rape puns for a fucking month.

    Did the month give it's consent?

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    CokebotleCokebotle 穴掘りの 電車内Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    500x_lg-flutter.jpg

    Thankfully (unfortunately?) this is just a concept.

    Cokebotle on
    工事中
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    Dunadan019Dunadan019 Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Dunadan019 wrote: »
    Feral wrote: »
    Feral wrote: »
    I use checks to pay my rent and to move money between accounts at different banks.

    online banking is a lot easier for doing the latter

    One of my banks charges for that.

    The other one doesn't do it at all.

    Weird. My bank doesn't charge at all. They actually encourage me to do it every time I head down. I just haven't signed up because my bank's in a really convenient location (I pass it several times a day on the way to class). I'd think all banks would be like that, because it's easier and cheaper for everyone, the bank included.

    HSBC kinda sucks.

    and also stands for Hongkong Shanghai Banking Corporation.

    I've had absolutely no problems with HSBC. It might be because I don't need their services all that often, but they've always done what I've needed them to do without much hassle. There's one lady that works there who's kind of a cunt, though.

    good to know things don't change.

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    monikermoniker Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Cokebotle wrote: »
    500x_lg-flutter.jpg

    Thankfully (unfortunately?) this is just a concept.

    I don't think they understand how ergonomics work.

    moniker on
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    ThanatosThanatos Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Elendil wrote: »
    Thanatos wrote: »
    Elendil!

    We need to play some Borderlands! Tonight, maybe?
    prob'ly

    you up for general knoxx

    I need to run through it with my hunter
    Man, I don't play that game singleplayer anymore. So, I've got a 42, and the ones we've been playing with.

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    dlinfinitidlinfiniti Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Cokebotle wrote: »
    500x_lg-flutter.jpg

    Thankfully (unfortunately?) this is just a concept.

    can you hunt kangaroo with it will it come back to you?

    dlinfiniti on
    AAAAA!!! PLAAAYGUUU!!!!
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    ThomamelasThomamelas Only one man can kill this many Russians. Bring his guitar to me! Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    So I've accepted the invitation to the round table. How bad could it be?

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    HonkHonk Honk is this poster. Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    edited June 2010
    Thomamelas wrote: »
    So I've accepted the invitation to the round table. How bad could it be?

    Are you a knight now?

    Honk on
    PSN: Honkalot
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    TavTav Irish Minister for DefenceRegistered User regular
    edited June 2010
    exam results are out in the next 12 hours

    oh christ

    Tav on
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    Silas BrownSilas Brown That's hobo style. Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Thomamelas wrote: »
    So I've accepted the invitation to the round table. How bad could it be?

    I can't imagine it will be very bad at all. Good luck, Thom. :D

    Silas Brown on
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    PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Thomamelas wrote: »
    So I've accepted the invitation to the round table. How bad could it be?

    Picture sitting with cat, diet cat, and cat zero. And talking about your love of strippers. This is going to be a thousand times worse.

    Preacher on
    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

    pleasepaypreacher.net
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    dlinfinitidlinfiniti Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Thomamelas wrote: »
    So I've accepted the invitation to the round table. How bad could it be?

    oh i love doing that on tuesdays
    all you can eat lunch buffet is the best

    dlinfiniti on
    AAAAA!!! PLAAAYGUUU!!!!
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    ThomamelasThomamelas Only one man can kill this many Russians. Bring his guitar to me! Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Thomamelas wrote: »
    So I've accepted the invitation to the round table. How bad could it be?

    I can't imagine it will be very bad at all. Good luck, Thom. :D

    I want your imagination.

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    Silas BrownSilas Brown That's hobo style. Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Thomamelas wrote: »
    Thomamelas wrote: »
    So I've accepted the invitation to the round table. How bad could it be?

    I can't imagine it will be very bad at all. Good luck, Thom. :D

    I want your imagination.

    I don't know you very well, but all things considered you seem confident and capable. Keep your head up and rock their socks off!

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    PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Thomamelas wrote: »
    Thomamelas wrote: »
    So I've accepted the invitation to the round table. How bad could it be?

    I can't imagine it will be very bad at all. Good luck, Thom. :D

    I want your imagination.

    I don't know you very well, but all things considered you seem confident and capable. Keep your head up and rock their socks off!

    Or they'll deride his experience, insult him for the virtue of having a penis, and treat him poorly.

    Preacher on
    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

    pleasepaypreacher.net
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    OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User, Moderator mod
    edited June 2010
    so basically i turned my ankle kind of roughly a bit back and i'm still limping a little bit, so the walk there was slow and kind of grueling. and when i got my money i was like "fuck that i'm not walking back" so i got on the bus

    so i'm on the bus and across from me are two dudes. neither is saying anything, and they both look very fobby (like, some sort of eastern europeans). i'm just sitting there when i notice that while one dude is acting normally, the other dude is staring at me in that "i'm tough, the fuck you gonna do about it? kind of sense. and i just ignore him and don't stare back. finally he and his friend start chatting (in pretty local english so maybe they aren't quite so fobby) and the 'tough guy' starts saying to his friend "man my knuckles are hurting. remember in that movie with [some whatever thing i've never heard of with a gang fight or whatever, i don't know, i wasn't trying to eavesdrop], i feel like that. this is probably from fucking up that guy on bustleton ave the other day" and on and on. the dude is being very obviously menacing to me but i wasn't sure if his friend was complicit or not. he didn't seem to be, at first.

    my stop's not too far away and i didn't want to instigate anything by trying to change seats, so i stayed where i was and finally the dude just swung at me out of nowhere. the bus is moving and there's really no effective way for me to play keep away. his friend jumped in a split second later and nobody says anything or goes to stop them, as i work at fending them off in this narrow bus

    the driver finally slams on the brakes and i hit the ground. i put my hand on the ground to push myself up, and one of them stomps on my forearm. at that point my 'try to just get off this bus' thing disappeared and i hurt the one closer to me enough that his friend sort of drags him off the bus.

    at that point finally someone asks me if i'm ok and if they should call the cops. heh.

    anyways

    i won the fight and that's what's important 8-)

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    ThomamelasThomamelas Only one man can kill this many Russians. Bring his guitar to me! Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Preacher wrote: »
    Thomamelas wrote: »
    Thomamelas wrote: »
    So I've accepted the invitation to the round table. How bad could it be?

    I can't imagine it will be very bad at all. Good luck, Thom. :D

    I want your imagination.

    I don't know you very well, but all things considered you seem confident and capable. Keep your head up and rock their socks off!

    Or they'll deride his experience, insult him for the virtue of having a penis, and treat him poorly.

    Always the optimist.

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    ElendilElendil Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Thanatos wrote: »
    Elendil wrote: »
    Thanatos wrote: »
    Elendil!

    We need to play some Borderlands! Tonight, maybe?
    prob'ly

    you up for general knoxx

    I need to run through it with my hunter
    Man, I don't play that game singleplayer anymore. So, I've got a 42, and the ones we've been playing with.
    my hunter is 42

    lemme know when you're ready

    Elendil on
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    ElendilElendil Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    organ are you a magnet for assholes

    Elendil on
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    RustRust __BANNED USERS regular
    edited June 2010
    my brothers just drove all the way to the bronx from central new jersey to pick up tickets for a yankees game my uncle supposedly reserved for them

    no tickets, gotta drive back

    what a fucking bummer

    Rust on
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    LawndartLawndart Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Cokebotle wrote: »
    500x_lg-flutter.jpg

    Thankfully (unfortunately?) this is just a concept.

    I keep reading the name of that phone as "Fluffer" and keep asking myself "So, it's a phone just for porn?"

    Lawndart on
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    OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User, Moderator mod
    edited June 2010
    Elendil wrote: »
    organ are you a magnet for assholes

    i don't know

    seems that way

    Organichu on
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    WinkyWinky rRegistered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Organichu wrote: »
    Elendil wrote: »
    organ are you a magnet for assholes

    i don't know

    seems that way

    How do you think we all got here?

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    FeralFeral MEMETICHARIZARD interior crocodile alligator ⇔ ǝɹʇɐǝɥʇ ǝᴉʌoɯ ʇǝloɹʌǝɥɔ ɐ ǝʌᴉɹp ᴉRegistered User regular
    edited June 2010
    I would use that phone.

    Feral on
    every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.

    the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
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    PicardathonPicardathon Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    I'm gonna get me a gyro. I haven't had one in a while. It's gonna be good.

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    WinkyWinky rRegistered User regular
    edited June 2010
    I'm gonna get me a gyro. I haven't had one in a while. It's gonna be good.

    This is always a good idea.

    Winky on
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    DasUberEdwardDasUberEdward Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Thanatos wrote: »
    MrMister wrote: »
    A standard drink is not a measure of percentage, it's a measure of amount.

    A standard drink is approximately one beer, shot, or glass of wine.
    Note that one beer is 12 ounces, one glass of wine is eight ounces, and one red Solo cup is 18 ounces.

    One solo cup is not 18 ounces. . .

    whaaaat

    oh my god

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    Raiden333Raiden333 Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    You know.

    I've never actually tried a gyro.

    I should rectify this.

    Raiden333 on
    There was a steam sig here. It's gone now.
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    ElldrenElldren Is a woman dammit ceterum censeoRegistered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Preacher wrote: »
    Thomamelas wrote: »
    So I've accepted the invitation to the round table. How bad could it be?

    Picture sitting with cat, diet cat, and cat zero. And talking about your love of strippers. This is going to be a thousand times worse.

    Who is cat zero?

    Elldren on
    fuck gendered marketing
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