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    HonkHonk Honk is this poster. Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    edited June 2010
    Man, if I was the owner of IKEA I wouldn't be on here.

    I would be on the Internet 3.0. Yeaaaah!

    Honk on
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    Look Out it's Sabs!Look Out it's Sabs! Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    After reading the pratchett books Going Postal and Making Money, I would totally like to be a conman.

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    WinkyWinky rRegistered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Podly wrote: »
    woah woah woah

    just saw a picture of my buddy's more-or-less girlfriend

    she is mind-meltingly hot

    like I think I would start stuttering if I were introduced to her, or I might just cower from her over sexuality

    jaysus mary and joseph!

    it must be because he's in a band

    and he's probably too stupid to actually recognize how intellectual her sexuality is

    "how intellectual her sexuality is"

    hahahahahaha

    I commonly catch myself inwardly proclaiming that others are not smart enough to appreciate how beautiful some women are, and don't deserve them like I do.

    Winky on
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    RiemannLivesRiemannLives Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Sarksus wrote: »
    Being an engineer means you get rich right.

    No, depending on how many kids you are supporting it means you get middle to upper middle class. Which isn't bad let me tell you.

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    _J__J_ Pedant Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    edited June 2010
    Thanatos wrote: »
    Thanatos wrote: »
    The ducks have a new favorite game. It's called "get put in the bathtub to swim, poop, then dive for and eat the poop". I'm thoroughly grossed out.
    You have ducks?
    Yep, we got a male and three female ducklings last week, to keep as pets/for eggs.
    Awwwww, duckies!

    Pics, or it didn't happen.

    Ducks don't lay eggs as often as chickens, right?

    _J_ on
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    Look Out it's Sabs!Look Out it's Sabs! Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Honk wrote: »
    Man, if I was the owner of IKEA I wouldn't be on here.

    I would be on the Internet 3.0. Yeaaaah!

    Is that like the super gold ebay site for only awesome people?

    Look Out it's Sabs! on
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    PodlyPodly you unzipped me! it's all coming back! i don't like it!Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Podly wrote: »
    Podly wrote: »
    woah woah woah

    just saw a picture of my buddy's more-or-less girlfriend

    she is mind-meltingly hot

    like I think I would start stuttering if I were introduced to her, or I might just cower from her over sexuality

    jaysus mary and joseph!

    it must be because he's in a band

    and he's probably too stupid to actually recognize how intellectual her sexuality is

    "how intellectual her sexuality is"

    hahahahahaha

    I know it sounds pretentious and trite

    but this chick is hitting all sorts of BDSM and gender-transgressive notes in her fashion

    and has all sorts of allusions to famous photographers and designers in her photos

    and he's a good programmer but is basically a goth version of bevis and/or butthead

    i feel like you're overthinking this and maybe trying to rationalize uppercutting yourself with a raging boner

    I think with that raging boner, mister

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    Captain CarrotCaptain Carrot Alexandria, VARegistered User regular
    edited June 2010
    hey, does anyone in [chat] want to hire me?

    Captain Carrot on
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    CorbiusCorbius Shepard Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Winky wrote: »
    Podly wrote: »
    woah woah woah

    just saw a picture of my buddy's more-or-less girlfriend

    she is mind-meltingly hot

    like I think I would start stuttering if I were introduced to her, or I might just cower from her over sexuality

    jaysus mary and joseph!

    it must be because he's in a band

    and he's probably too stupid to actually recognize how intellectual her sexuality is

    "how intellectual her sexuality is"

    hahahahahaha

    I commonly catch myself inwardly proclaiming that others are not smart enough to appreciate how beautiful some women are, and don't deserve them like I do.

    Thank god you never vocalize that thought out loud to other people.

    You would sound like a complete douchebag right?

    Corbius on
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    _J__J_ Pedant Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    edited June 2010
    Winky wrote: »
    I commonly catch myself inwardly proclaiming that others are not smart enough to appreciate how beautiful some women are, and don't deserve them like I do.

    How is discerning aesthetic qualities an act of intelligence?

    You aren't Kant, are you?

    _J_ on
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    matt has a problemmatt has a problem Points to 'off' Points to 'on'Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Thanatos wrote: »
    Thanatos wrote: »
    The ducks have a new favorite game. It's called "get put in the bathtub to swim, poop, then dive for and eat the poop". I'm thoroughly grossed out.
    You have ducks?
    Yep, we got a male and three female ducklings last week, to keep as pets/for eggs.
    Awwwww, duckies!

    Pics, or it didn't happen.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YTMsrNbw3CU

    matt has a problem on
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    Look Out it's Sabs!Look Out it's Sabs! Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    hey, does anyone in [chat] want to hire me?

    Wanna help me move all my shit tomorrow to a new house?

    I pay with hugs.

    Look Out it's Sabs! on
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    3DS: 2852-6809-9411
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    _J__J_ Pedant Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    edited June 2010
    hey, does anyone in [chat] want to hire me?

    How strong is your gag reflex?

    _J_ on
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    AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Sarksus wrote: »
    Being an engineer means you get rich right.

    it is if you sell your soul to oil-satan

    Abdhyius on
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    JohannenJohannen Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Honk wrote: »
    Man, if I was the owner of IKEA I wouldn't be on here.

    I would be on the Internet 3.0. Yeaaaah!

    Is that like the super gold ebay site for only awesome people?

    It's Google, Apple, Microsoft, Nintendo, Sony and the US Military Budget all rolled into one.

    Johannen on
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    HonkHonk Honk is this poster. Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    edited June 2010
    Honk wrote: »
    Man, if I was the owner of IKEA I wouldn't be on here.

    I would be on the Internet 3.0. Yeaaaah!

    Is that like the super gold ebay site for only awesome people?

    Hey wait that sounds familiar, what are you referring to?

    Honk on
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    Captain CarrotCaptain Carrot Alexandria, VARegistered User regular
    edited June 2010
    hey, does anyone in [chat] want to hire me?

    Wanna help me move all my shit tomorrow to a new house?

    I pay with hugs.

    well

    ok

    but I don't know where you live

    Captain Carrot on
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    SarksusSarksus ATTACK AND DETHRONE GODRegistered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Do bio-engineers get to be upper-middleclass too, because I would take that.

    Sarksus on
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    CorbiusCorbius Shepard Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Captain Carrot I need someone to clean my apartment. I pay in imitation crab meat.

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    matt has a problemmatt has a problem Points to 'off' Points to 'on'Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    _J_ wrote: »
    Thanatos wrote: »
    Thanatos wrote: »
    The ducks have a new favorite game. It's called "get put in the bathtub to swim, poop, then dive for and eat the poop". I'm thoroughly grossed out.
    You have ducks?
    Yep, we got a male and three female ducklings last week, to keep as pets/for eggs.
    Awwwww, duckies!

    Pics, or it didn't happen.

    Ducks don't lay eggs as often as chickens, right?
    The ones we have lay around 130 eggs a year per female. So we should get about an egg a day.

    matt has a problem on
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    WinkyWinky rRegistered User regular
    edited June 2010
    _J_ wrote: »
    Winky wrote: »
    I commonly catch myself inwardly proclaiming that others are not smart enough to appreciate how beautiful some women are, and don't deserve them like I do.

    How is discerning aesthetic qualities an act of intelligence?

    You aren't Kant, are you?

    No, I'm pretty sure it's just my ego struggling to find a way in which I deserve beautiful women.

    Winky on
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    _J__J_ Pedant Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    edited June 2010
    _J_ wrote: »
    Thanatos wrote: »
    Thanatos wrote: »
    The ducks have a new favorite game. It's called "get put in the bathtub to swim, poop, then dive for and eat the poop". I'm thoroughly grossed out.
    You have ducks?
    Yep, we got a male and three female ducklings last week, to keep as pets/for eggs.
    Awwwww, duckies!

    Pics, or it didn't happen.

    Ducks don't lay eggs as often as chickens, right?
    The ones we have lay around 130 eggs a year per female. So we should get about an egg a day.

    That is remarkable.

    Let us know what duck eggs taste like.

    Man, now I want a duck.

    _J_ on
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    Evil MultifariousEvil Multifarious Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Podly wrote: »
    Podly wrote: »
    Podly wrote: »
    woah woah woah

    just saw a picture of my buddy's more-or-less girlfriend

    she is mind-meltingly hot

    like I think I would start stuttering if I were introduced to her, or I might just cower from her over sexuality

    jaysus mary and joseph!

    it must be because he's in a band

    and he's probably too stupid to actually recognize how intellectual her sexuality is

    "how intellectual her sexuality is"

    hahahahahaha

    I know it sounds pretentious and trite

    but this chick is hitting all sorts of BDSM and gender-transgressive notes in her fashion

    and has all sorts of allusions to famous photographers and designers in her photos

    and he's a good programmer but is basically a goth version of bevis and/or butthead

    i feel like you're overthinking this and maybe trying to rationalize uppercutting yourself with a raging boner

    I think with that raging boner, mister

    only because it has penetrated the soft tissue of your gullet and impaled your brain

    Evil Multifarious on
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    WinkyWinky rRegistered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Podly wrote: »
    Podly wrote: »
    Podly wrote: »
    woah woah woah

    just saw a picture of my buddy's more-or-less girlfriend

    she is mind-meltingly hot

    like I think I would start stuttering if I were introduced to her, or I might just cower from her over sexuality

    jaysus mary and joseph!

    it must be because he's in a band

    and he's probably too stupid to actually recognize how intellectual her sexuality is

    "how intellectual her sexuality is"

    hahahahahaha

    I know it sounds pretentious and trite

    but this chick is hitting all sorts of BDSM and gender-transgressive notes in her fashion

    and has all sorts of allusions to famous photographers and designers in her photos

    and he's a good programmer but is basically a goth version of bevis and/or butthead

    i feel like you're overthinking this and maybe trying to rationalize uppercutting yourself with a raging boner

    I think with that raging boner, mister

    only because it has penetrated the soft tissue of your gullet and impaled your brain

    I never thought I'd find someone else who was into that!

    Winky on
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    HonkHonk Honk is this poster. Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    edited June 2010
    Being an engineer doesn't make you insta-rich, a median entry level salary for engineers here is about 3,5k/m to 4,5k/m. Roughly, which is not bad at all. But you need some really uncommon speciality or a lot of responsibilities on your shoulders to be a rich engineer. Or luck.

    Honk on
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    Donkey KongDonkey Kong Putting Nintendo out of business with AI nips Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Most engineers get $50-60,000 per year and a soulcrushing job that makes them yearn for death.

    ENJOY!

    Donkey Kong on
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    _J__J_ Pedant Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    edited June 2010
    I am sad that we have a thread with "philosophy" in the title which has absolutely nothing to do with philosophy.

    _J_ on
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    JohannenJohannen Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Sarksus wrote: »
    Do bio-engineers get to be upper-middleclass too, because I would take that.

    Can you work out the risks of destroying an eco-system by laying a big ass oil pipe and drilling the shit out of an area near by.... then lie through your teeth about it?

    Johannen on
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    AriviaArivia I Like A Challenge Earth-1Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Podly wrote: »
    Podly wrote: »
    woah woah woah

    just saw a picture of my buddy's more-or-less girlfriend

    she is mind-meltingly hot

    like I think I would start stuttering if I were introduced to her, or I might just cower from her over sexuality

    jaysus mary and joseph!

    it must be because he's in a band

    and he's probably too stupid to actually recognize how intellectual her sexuality is

    "how intellectual her sexuality is"

    hahahahahaha

    I know it sounds pretentious and trite

    but this chick is hitting all sorts of BDSM and gender-transgressive notes in her fashion

    and has all sorts of allusions to famous photographers and designers in her photos

    and he's a good programmer but is basically a goth version of bevis and/or butthead

    jesus I never knew a post could make my heart beat so hard in jealousy before

    Arivia on
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    PodlyPodly you unzipped me! it's all coming back! i don't like it!Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Podly wrote: »
    Podly wrote: »
    Podly wrote: »
    woah woah woah

    just saw a picture of my buddy's more-or-less girlfriend

    she is mind-meltingly hot

    like I think I would start stuttering if I were introduced to her, or I might just cower from her over sexuality

    jaysus mary and joseph!

    it must be because he's in a band

    and he's probably too stupid to actually recognize how intellectual her sexuality is

    "how intellectual her sexuality is"

    hahahahahaha

    I know it sounds pretentious and trite

    but this chick is hitting all sorts of BDSM and gender-transgressive notes in her fashion

    and has all sorts of allusions to famous photographers and designers in her photos

    and he's a good programmer but is basically a goth version of bevis and/or butthead

    i feel like you're overthinking this and maybe trying to rationalize uppercutting yourself with a raging boner

    I think with that raging boner, mister

    only because it has penetrated the soft tissue of your gullet and impaled your brain

    whatever

    wanna bone?

    Podly on
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    EllieEllie Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    _J_ wrote: »
    How is discerning aesthetic qualities an act of intelligence?

    You aren't Kant, are you?
    True story, my girl friend and I use Kant as a cuss word.

    "God. Did you see that stupid Kant?"

    "What did you just say?"

    "I'm just talking about philosophy."

    We can dig it. 8-)

    Ellie on
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    SarksusSarksus ATTACK AND DETHRONE GODRegistered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Johannen wrote: »
    Sarksus wrote: »
    Do bio-engineers get to be upper-middleclass too, because I would take that.

    Can you work out the risks of destroying an eco-system by laying a big ass oil pipe and drilling the shit out of an area near by.... then lie through your teeth about it?

    I can probably figure it out!

    Sarksus on
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    Look Out it's Sabs!Look Out it's Sabs! Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    hey, does anyone in [chat] want to hire me?

    Wanna help me move all my shit tomorrow to a new house?

    I pay with hugs.

    well

    ok

    but I don't know where you live

    Like I am going to make this easy for you.

    Gotta earn these hugs!

    Look Out it's Sabs! on
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    Evil MultifariousEvil Multifarious Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Podly wrote: »
    Podly wrote: »
    Podly wrote: »
    Podly wrote: »
    woah woah woah

    just saw a picture of my buddy's more-or-less girlfriend

    she is mind-meltingly hot

    like I think I would start stuttering if I were introduced to her, or I might just cower from her over sexuality

    jaysus mary and joseph!

    it must be because he's in a band

    and he's probably too stupid to actually recognize how intellectual her sexuality is

    "how intellectual her sexuality is"

    hahahahahaha

    I know it sounds pretentious and trite

    but this chick is hitting all sorts of BDSM and gender-transgressive notes in her fashion

    and has all sorts of allusions to famous photographers and designers in her photos

    and he's a good programmer but is basically a goth version of bevis and/or butthead

    i feel like you're overthinking this and maybe trying to rationalize uppercutting yourself with a raging boner

    I think with that raging boner, mister

    only because it has penetrated the soft tissue of your gullet and impaled your brain

    whatever

    wanna bone?

    if you put on some lipstick and mess up your hair a bit

    Evil Multifarious on
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    AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Most engineers get $50-60,000 per year and a soulcrushing job that makes them yearn for death.

    ENJOY!

    and some get twelve times that and a job they think is interesting

    what I'm saying is, go into oil like srsly

    Abdhyius on
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    evilbobevilbob RADELAIDERegistered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Ellie wrote: »
    _J_ wrote: »
    How is discerning aesthetic qualities an act of intelligence?

    You aren't Kant, are you?
    True story, my girl friend and I use Kant as a cuss word.

    "God. Did you see that stupid Kant?"

    "What did you just say?"

    "I'm just talking about philosophy."

    We can dig it. 8-)

    I prefer to use Kent personally.

    evilbob on
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    LeitnerLeitner Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    $50,000 a year?

    Huh, I always thought it would be higher then that, given how people talk about their salaries. It's not bad by any means, but it's not shockingly high.

    Leitner on
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    Look Out it's Sabs!Look Out it's Sabs! Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Honk wrote: »
    Honk wrote: »
    Man, if I was the owner of IKEA I wouldn't be on here.

    I would be on the Internet 3.0. Yeaaaah!

    Is that like the super gold ebay site for only awesome people?

    Hey wait that sounds familiar, what are you referring to?

    Achewood

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    HenroidHenroid Mexican kicked from Immigration Thread Centrism is Racism :3Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
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    Donkey KongDonkey Kong Putting Nintendo out of business with AI nips Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    Most engineers get $50-60,000 per year and a soulcrushing job that makes them yearn for death.

    ENJOY!

    and some get twelve times that and a job they think is interesting

    what I'm saying is, go into oil like srsly

    Take-home message: you may sell your soul outright or have it painfully extracted over many years.

    Donkey Kong on
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