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You never really die

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    XaquinXaquin Right behind you!Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Voth wrote: »
    misbehavin wrote: »
    Very, indeed.

    Makes you wonder: When do you really die? If your heart can be stopped for hours and the cells still be fully alive, when are you actually dead?

    Shorty after marriage.

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    ButtersButters A glass of some milks Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Callius wrote: »
    Butters wrote: »
    Callius wrote: »
    Arsenic7 wrote: »
    The testicles don't have much to do with the force of the ejaculate.

    That's the prostate and the Cowper's gland and some others.
    Except the texture and body are controlled by the testicles.

    Are you hitting on me?

    Cause if you are... we can do stuff, I'm into stuff you know...

    Wanna do it?

    What kind of stuff? Hot stuff?

    Butters on
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    MeissnerdMeissnerd Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Alright alright

    Just tell me when I can be a zombie, thanks

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    sarukunsarukun RIESLING OCEANRegistered User regular
    edited May 2007
    #pipe wrote: »
    I love how on Peter North's site, he has the "Swallow North Challange" where he lists all the girls who've been able to swallow his whole load.

    there's a man who takes pride in his abilities.

    I probably shouldn't be saying this, but isn't it basically like doing a beer bong?


    Who the hell doesn't know how to do a beer bong?

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    MeissnerdMeissnerd Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    I'm pretty sure you get less drunk, but more shame

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    CalliusCallius Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Butters wrote: »
    Callius wrote: »
    Butters wrote: »
    Callius wrote: »
    Arsenic7 wrote: »
    The testicles don't have much to do with the force of the ejaculate.

    That's the prostate and the Cowper's gland and some others.
    Except the texture and body are controlled by the testicles.

    Are you hitting on me?

    Cause if you are... we can do stuff, I'm into stuff you know...

    Wanna do it?

    What kind of stuff? Hot stuff?

    Could be, could be.

    parsnips and rhubarb.

    Paaaarsnips and rhubarb

    Callius on
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    Jedi RenegadeJedi Renegade Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    they should strawpedo it

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    As7As7 Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    sarukun wrote: »
    #pipe wrote: »
    I love how on Peter North's site, he has the "Swallow North Challange" where he lists all the girls who've been able to swallow his whole load.

    there's a man who takes pride in his abilities.

    I probably shouldn't be saying this, but isn't it basically like doing a beer bong?


    Who the hell doesn't know how to do a beer bong?

    A beer bong of YOGURT!

    As7 on
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    TSRTSR Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Brainleech wrote: »
    misbehavin wrote: »
    Very, indeed.

    Makes you wonder: When do you really die? If your heart can be stopped for hours and the cells still be fully alive, when are you actually dead?


    Well
    A you can lose approx. 2 pints of blood after being shot at least 14/17 times

    Die

    be placed in a freezer

    Wake up months later knowing your last memory was falling forward and blacking out while attempting to call for help

    My favorite part was snapping awake with various life support and monitoring equipment in me
    The tubes in your throat are the best feeling to experience because you want to puke and are confused why

    man what

    Are you insinuating that this happened to you?

    Whole story pls

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    DefenderDefender Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    sarukun wrote: »
    #pipe wrote: »
    I love how on Peter North's site, he has the "Swallow North Challange" where he lists all the girls who've been able to swallow his whole load.

    there's a man who takes pride in his abilities.

    I probably shouldn't be saying this, but isn't it basically like doing a beer bong?


    Who the hell doesn't know how to do a beer bong?

    fffffffagit

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    ButtersButters A glass of some milks Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    sarukun wrote: »
    #pipe wrote: »
    I love how on Peter North's site, he has the "Swallow North Challange" where he lists all the girls who've been able to swallow his whole load.

    there's a man who takes pride in his abilities.

    I probably shouldn't be saying this, but isn't it basically like doing a beer bong?


    Who the hell doesn't know how to do a beer bong?

    Um I am not sure what makes you think of sucking cock when you do a beer bong.

    Butters on
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    Jedi RenegadeJedi Renegade Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    My bet is either the refreshing taste or, conversely, the endless torrent of warm froth.

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    As7As7 Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Renegade...ever notice your avatar looks kinda like splitcock?

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    Jedi RenegadeJedi Renegade Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Yeah kinda. I should change it one of these days.

    Or should I?

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    Skull ManSkull Man RIP KUSU Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Butters wrote: »
    sarukun wrote: »
    #pipe wrote: »
    I love how on Peter North's site, he has the "Swallow North Challange" where he lists all the girls who've been able to swallow his whole load.

    there's a man who takes pride in his abilities.

    I probably shouldn't be saying this, but isn't it basically like doing a beer bong?


    Who the hell doesn't know how to do a beer bong?

    Um I am not sure what makes you think of sucking cock when you do a beer bong.

    frat mixers

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    lostwordslostwords Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Way to offend gay people with that comparison.

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    As7As7 Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Gamma Alpha Yeta

    The rushs would be so confused.

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    TreelootTreeloot Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    lostwords wrote: »
    Hunter wrote: »
    Callius wrote: »
    lostwords wrote: »
    Maybe if you mixed in Cyntherea's amazing shooting abilities.
    Along with the ability to projectile vomit?

    Oh man, this is going to be awesome

    I do not know who Cyntherea is. Should I?

    I may have misspelled. She's in all the Squirtwoman vids. Basically, female orgasmer extraordinaire.



    Basically she takes a piss and pretends she's having an orgasm.

    Treeloot on
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    As7As7 Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Treeloot wrote: »
    lostwords wrote: »
    Hunter wrote: »
    Callius wrote: »
    lostwords wrote: »
    Maybe if you mixed in Cyntherea's amazing shooting abilities.
    Along with the ability to projectile vomit?

    Oh man, this is going to be awesome

    I do not know who Cyntherea is. Should I?

    I may have misspelled. She's in all the Squirtwoman vids. Basically, female orgasmer extraordinaire.

    Basically she takes a piss and pretends she's having an orgasm.

    While this probably happens in a lot of squirting videos, I'm pretty sure it's the real thing with Cyntherea.

    Haha...in college...we actually watched one of her videos during lecture when they mentioned female ejaculation.

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    bentbent Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Treeloot wrote: »
    lostwords wrote: »
    Hunter wrote: »
    Callius wrote: »
    lostwords wrote: »
    Maybe if you mixed in Cyntherea's amazing shooting abilities.
    Along with the ability to projectile vomit?

    Oh man, this is going to be awesome

    I do not know who Cyntherea is. Should I?

    I may have misspelled. She's in all the Squirtwoman vids. Basically, female orgasmer extraordinaire.



    Basically she takes a piss and pretends she's having an orgasm.

    it may come from the urethra but it's not piss

    bent on
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    rockmonkeyrockmonkey Little RockRegistered User regular
    edited May 2007
    We need a really well thought out zombie MMO. It would be best if it reset periodically, like every 2 months. People still alive at reset get some kind of bonus at the beginning of the next round. Oh and obviously there is a ton of NPC zombies but if your character gets bitten then you can play a zombie until someone kills zombie-you. Make the player zombies dumb by just severely limiting their actions and abilities. Like they can't read, so once you're a zombie signs and shit are blurry and unrecognizable.

    Pony go work out the details and then sell it to blizzard or someone.

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    TreelootTreeloot Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    bent wrote: »
    Treeloot wrote: »
    lostwords wrote: »
    Hunter wrote: »
    Callius wrote: »
    lostwords wrote: »
    Maybe if you mixed in Cyntherea's amazing shooting abilities.
    Along with the ability to projectile vomit?

    Oh man, this is going to be awesome

    I do not know who Cyntherea is. Should I?

    I may have misspelled. She's in all the Squirtwoman vids. Basically, female orgasmer extraordinaire.



    Basically she takes a piss and pretends she's having an orgasm.

    it may come from the urethra but it's not piss

    Then why is she often seen drinking large quantities of water before her scenes?

    Treeloot on
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    TalonTalon Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    rockmonkey wrote: »
    We need a really well thought out zombie MMO. It would be best if it reset periodically, like every 2 months. People still alive at reset get some kind of bonus at the beginning of the next round. Oh and obviously there is a ton of NPC zombies but if your character gets bitten then you can play a zombie until someone kills zombie-you. Make the player zombies dumb by just severely limiting their actions and abilities. Like they can't read, so once you're a zombie signs and shit are blurry and unrecognizable.

    Pony go work out the details and then sell it to blizzard or someone.

    oh god not this again

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    bentbent Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Treeloot wrote: »
    bent wrote: »
    Treeloot wrote: »
    lostwords wrote: »
    Hunter wrote: »
    Callius wrote: »
    lostwords wrote: »
    Maybe if you mixed in Cyntherea's amazing shooting abilities.
    Along with the ability to projectile vomit?

    Oh man, this is going to be awesome

    I do not know who Cyntherea is. Should I?

    I may have misspelled. She's in all the Squirtwoman vids. Basically, female orgasmer extraordinaire.



    Basically she takes a piss and pretends she's having an orgasm.

    it may come from the urethra but it's not piss

    Then why is she often seen drinking large quantities of water before her scenes?

    it may come from a tap but that's not water

    bent on
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    WallhitterWallhitter Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    I wonder if some evil genius will ever decide to replace the entire world's supply of fresh water with semen? That would make a really interesting porno movie.

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    JordynJordyn Really, Commander? Probing Uranus. Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    #pipe wrote: »
    apparently, they're doing research on bulls to see if you can transplant testicles.

    the latest tests show that it could be possible to transplant the testes of a newly dead donor to a sterile man and he'd be able to produce sperm normally.

    The tests also show that the child born after such a transplant would, genetically, be the offspring of the original donor.

    essentially, you'd be shooting a dead man's load out of your dong.

    Ooooh like when Terry's dad's love gun was shooting Bruce Wayne bullets.

    teeheehee...

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    PonyPony Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    rockmonkey wrote: »
    We need a really well thought out zombie MMO. It would be best if it reset periodically, like every 2 months. People still alive at reset get some kind of bonus at the beginning of the next round. Oh and obviously there is a ton of NPC zombies but if your character gets bitten then you can play a zombie until someone kills zombie-you. Make the player zombies dumb by just severely limiting their actions and abilities. Like they can't read, so once you're a zombie signs and shit are blurry and unrecognizable.

    Pony go work out the details and then sell it to blizzard or someone.

    there's pretty much no way to make a zombie mmorpg work duder

    it's just not feasible

    contrary to beliefs of some not every genre of anything can be made into a mmorpg

    now, a multiplayer online scenario-based survival/rpg

    sort of like if resident evil outbreak was a better game

    now you're talking

    Pony on
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