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  • KageraKagera Imitating the worst people. Since 2004Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Like custom paint jobs.

    My neck, my back, my FUPA and my crack.
  • SarksusSarksus Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Kagera wrote: »
    Sarksus wrote: »
    Kagera wrote: »
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    Kagera wrote: »
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    The thing is, when you soak proper jeans made with raw denim that way and take good care of them they will last you years, decades, even.

    Yeah, it's some work, but it's an investment.

    ....in what?

    In clothing?

    Zombie: Ah, well, then, they probably aren't raw denim and consequently won't last super long, but, they might look nice. :D

    Nope, they are. Levi 501's. Shrink to fit. Selvedge strip, too.

    Pre-faded is almost embarrassing to look at, knowing that this

    http://denim-gallery.heavy.jp/photo/eternal_811-6_back.jpg

    is what a good pair of dry denim jeans can look like, given time and a little love.

    I'm just saying for me the cost:benefit ratio seems to benefit someone else doing all that work so I can do something else like masturbate.

    You can't get a pair of jeans like a pair of raw denim jeans unless you do the work yourself. That's the point. They're custom.

    Oh please I'm sure there's a demand for people who do that shit for you. This is a service-based economy don't be so naive!

    No seriously, it's impossible. Raw denim will fade according to the contours and shape of your own legs. Unless you can find someone who is shaped exactly as you are you won't get perfectly customized jeans unless you do it yourself.

  • MikeManMikeMan Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    least he doesn't go by tony

    HOW DO YOU FUCK UP BAGELS. YOU BOIL THE WATER. PUT IN THE NOODLES
  • GonmunGonmun He keeps kickin' me in mah dickRegistered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Sarksus wrote: »
    How do you know it goes to the left!

    I have my ways...:winky:

    desc wrote: »
    ~ * swole patrol flying roundhouse kick top performer recognition: April 2014 * ~

  • InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Mazzyx wrote: »
    Hands not use to bass anymore. I need to play more.

    I'll get your hands used to the thick bass strings at PAX, big boy.

  • SarksusSarksus Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Anthony is a good name.

    At least it wasn't in the top ten names when it was chosen LIKE SOMEONE'S.

  • MikeManMikeMan Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Sarksus wrote: »
    Anthony is a good name.

    At least it wasn't in the top ten names when it was chosen LIKE SOMEONE'S.
    WELL FUCK YOU GUY

    HOW DO YOU FUCK UP BAGELS. YOU BOIL THE WATER. PUT IN THE NOODLES
  • skippydumptruckskippydumptruck ill-ass lemony snicket Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    more like auntony

    like an aunt

    like a lady who is related to your mom

  • KageraKagera Imitating the worst people. Since 2004Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Sarksus wrote: »
    Kagera wrote: »
    Sarksus wrote: »
    Kagera wrote: »
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    Kagera wrote: »
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    The thing is, when you soak proper jeans made with raw denim that way and take good care of them they will last you years, decades, even.

    Yeah, it's some work, but it's an investment.

    ....in what?

    In clothing?

    Zombie: Ah, well, then, they probably aren't raw denim and consequently won't last super long, but, they might look nice. :D

    Nope, they are. Levi 501's. Shrink to fit. Selvedge strip, too.

    Pre-faded is almost embarrassing to look at, knowing that this

    http://denim-gallery.heavy.jp/photo/eternal_811-6_back.jpg

    is what a good pair of dry denim jeans can look like, given time and a little love.

    I'm just saying for me the cost:benefit ratio seems to benefit someone else doing all that work so I can do something else like masturbate.

    You can't get a pair of jeans like a pair of raw denim jeans unless you do the work yourself. That's the point. They're custom.

    Oh please I'm sure there's a demand for people who do that shit for you. This is a service-based economy don't be so naive!

    No seriously, it's impossible. Raw denim will fade according to the contours and shape of your own legs. Unless you can find someone who is shaped exactly as you are you won't get perfectly customized jeans unless you do it yourself.

    Get a plaster casting made of your legs, put jeans on cast.

    OH WHAT DID I JUST BLOW YOUR MIND?

    My neck, my back, my FUPA and my crack.
  • PonyPony Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    so i'm about go se-

    BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMP

    Inception. I think it's rea-

    BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMP

    good if you can trust the rev-

    BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMP

    oh god damn it that's worse than the law and order noise

  • SarksusSarksus Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Kagera wrote: »
    Get a plaster casting made of your legs, put legs on cast.

    OH WHAT DID I JUST BLOW YOUR MIND?

    My legs are squishy and change shape depending on whether I'm standing or sitting!

  • AriviaArivia Registered User
    edited July 2010
    MikeMan wrote: »
    Sarksus wrote: »
    Hey Arivia

    Arivia.

    I have a hot Italian sausauge (I am Italian) right here.

    Hohoho.
    Not you too.

    Anfrony i will kill you

    No love for people lusting after me, Mike?
    Sarksus wrote: »
    No seriously, it's impossible. Raw denim will fade according to the contours and shape of your own legs. Unless you can find someone who is shaped exactly as you are you won't get perfectly customized jeans unless you do it yourself.

    I thought that's what God made impoverished Indian villages for???

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  • OrganichuOrganichu Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    anfrony

    god

    the driver's license

    that night was a religious experience

    XMSODhjrer45.gif
  • MikeManMikeMan Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Arivia wrote: »
    MikeMan wrote: »
    Sarksus wrote: »
    Hey Arivia

    Arivia.

    I have a hot Italian sausauge (I am Italian) right here.

    Hohoho.
    Not you too.

    Anfrony i will kill you

    No love for people lusting after me, Mike?
    no love for lusting

    HOW DO YOU FUCK UP BAGELS. YOU BOIL THE WATER. PUT IN THE NOODLES
  • SarksusSarksus Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    It's a good fucking driver's license picture!

    Better than anybody's!

  • MazzyxMazzyx A Restoration through Revolution. Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    We can play each others bass, at the same time you get the neck. :winky:

    meijisig.png
  • ElkiElki hegemon globalSuper Moderator, Moderator, ClubPA mod
    edited July 2010
    I'm pretty happy about what's playing around in theaters right now and what's coming up.

  • KageraKagera Imitating the worst people. Since 2004Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Sarksus wrote: »
    Kagera wrote: »
    Get a plaster casting made of your legs, put legs on cast.

    OH WHAT DID I JUST BLOW YOUR MIND?

    My legs are squishy and change shape depending on whether I'm standing or sitting!

    This sounds like a job for that jelly shit the Mythbusters use when they want to make a human dummy.

    My neck, my back, my FUPA and my crack.
  • JustinSane07JustinSane07 __BANNED USERS regular
    edited July 2010
    So for the past hour I've been watching an X-COM let's play on YouTube.

    I'm still just as confused about this game as I was when I was 10.

  • OrganichuOrganichu Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    it's a p. great photo, yes

    XMSODhjrer45.gif
  • InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    My driver license picture is so awful.

  • SarksusSarksus Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Kagera wrote: »
    Sarksus wrote: »
    Kagera wrote: »
    Get a plaster casting made of your legs, put legs on cast.

    OH WHAT DID I JUST BLOW YOUR MIND?

    My legs are squishy and change shape depending on whether I'm standing or sitting!

    This sounds like a job for that jelly shit the Mythbusters use when they want to make a human dummy.

    Why would I want to screw around with this when I could just wear a pair of jeans for a few months without washing them.

  • MazzyxMazzyx A Restoration through Revolution. Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Those coming to PAX this fall will be able to see my Japanese drivers license photo. Where I look hungover and like I just beat up some hookers the night before. My normal one just looks kind of evil.

    meijisig.png
  • GonmunGonmun He keeps kickin' me in mah dickRegistered User regular
    edited July 2010
    MikeMan wrote: »
    Arivia wrote: »
    MikeMan wrote: »
    Sarksus wrote: »
    Hey Arivia

    Arivia.

    I have a hot Italian sausauge (I am Italian) right here.

    Hohoho.
    Not you too.

    Anfrony i will kill you

    No love for people lusting after me, Mike?
    no love for lusting

    Not even if they're lusting after you Mike?

    desc wrote: »
    ~ * swole patrol flying roundhouse kick top performer recognition: April 2014 * ~

  • InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Mazzyx wrote: »
    We can play each others bass, at the same time you get the neck. :winky:

    I'm trying to figure out how to work bridge into this sexual metaphor but fuck it.

    I'm going to plough you so hard.

  • AriviaArivia Registered User
    edited July 2010
    Sarksus wrote: »
    Kagera wrote: »
    Sarksus wrote: »
    Kagera wrote: »
    Get a plaster casting made of your legs, put legs on cast.

    OH WHAT DID I JUST BLOW YOUR MIND?

    My legs are squishy and change shape depending on whether I'm standing or sitting!

    This sounds like a job for that jelly shit the Mythbusters use when they want to make a human dummy.

    Why would I want to screw around with this when I could just wear a pair of jeans for a few months without washing them.

    Because if you don't, it'll be the last chance for screwing you'll ever have.

    huntresssig.jpg
  • KageraKagera Imitating the worst people. Since 2004Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Sarksus wrote: »
    Kagera wrote: »
    Sarksus wrote: »
    Kagera wrote: »
    Get a plaster casting made of your legs, put legs on cast.

    OH WHAT DID I JUST BLOW YOUR MIND?

    My legs are squishy and change shape depending on whether I'm standing or sitting!

    This sounds like a job for that jelly shit the Mythbusters use when they want to make a human dummy.

    Why would I want to screw around with this when I could just wear a pair of jeans for a few months without washing them.

    The smell. Months worth of farts and sweat and dead skin...

    My neck, my back, my FUPA and my crack.
  • SarksusSarksus Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    What the fuck is a rake.

  • ResRes __BANNED USERS
    edited July 2010
    Maybe I should scrape my taste buds off like everyone else so I'll be able to drink coffee

    I've had like five sodas today because I'm so sleep-deprived and need to be awake.

    If only there was a way to secure a steady supply of Stay-Alert gum and First Strike energy bars. Those are both loaded with caffeine but they don't taste like coffee.

    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
  • SarksusSarksus Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Kagera wrote: »
    Sarksus wrote: »
    Kagera wrote: »
    Sarksus wrote: »
    Kagera wrote: »
    Get a plaster casting made of your legs, put legs on cast.

    OH WHAT DID I JUST BLOW YOUR MIND?

    My legs are squishy and change shape depending on whether I'm standing or sitting!

    This sounds like a job for that jelly shit the Mythbusters use when they want to make a human dummy.

    Why would I want to screw around with this when I could just wear a pair of jeans for a few months without washing them.

    The smell. Months worth of farts and sweat and dead skin...

    I probably wouldn't wear them out of the house and you can use Febreeze on them :P

  • OrganichuOrganichu Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    res do you want me to send you a care package

    XMSODhjrer45.gif
  • EchoEcho staring is caring Super Moderator, Moderator mod
    edited July 2010
    I've barely listened to VNV Nation's Matter+Form. Giving it a good listen now.

  • japanjapan Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Sarksus wrote: »
    What the fuck is a rake.

    There are two definitions in the video.

  • GonmunGonmun He keeps kickin' me in mah dickRegistered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Organichu wrote: »
    res do you want me to send you a care package

    Org, I don't think sending a picture of your penis wrapped in a bow counts. :P

    desc wrote: »
    ~ * swole patrol flying roundhouse kick top performer recognition: April 2014 * ~

  • JamesJames Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    how do you keep black jeans from fading?

  • InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Sarksus wrote: »
    What the fuck is a rake.

    A dissolute or profligate person, esp. a man who is licentious

  • SarksusSarksus Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    japan wrote: »
    Sarksus wrote: »
    What the fuck is a rake.

    There are two definitions in the video.

    I've never heard 'rake' being used in the latter way.

  • EllieEllie Registered User
    edited July 2010
    Sarksus wrote: »
    What the fuck is a rake.
    [strike]I assume you aren't referring to the tool used for yardwork.[/strike] It is generally a dashing young man of some questionable morality who may have a girl or two on the side while he's wooing a woman of some standing in society.

    At least, this is the way of my romance novels.

    Edit: Strike part of that. Just watched the video. Your question makes more sense now.

    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
  • AriviaArivia Registered User
    edited July 2010
    Sarksus wrote: »
    What the fuck is a rake.

    Magic, that's what.

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