is what a good pair of dry denim jeans can look like, given time and a little love.
I'm just saying for me the cost:benefit ratio seems to benefit someone else doing all that work so I can do something else like masturbate.
You can't get a pair of jeans like a pair of raw denim jeans unless you do the work yourself. That's the point. They're custom.
Oh please I'm sure there's a demand for people who do that shit for you. This is a service-based economy don't be so naive!
No seriously, it's impossible. Raw denim will fade according to the contours and shape of your own legs. Unless you can find someone who is shaped exactly as you are you won't get perfectly customized jeans unless you do it yourself.
is what a good pair of dry denim jeans can look like, given time and a little love.
I'm just saying for me the cost:benefit ratio seems to benefit someone else doing all that work so I can do something else like masturbate.
You can't get a pair of jeans like a pair of raw denim jeans unless you do the work yourself. That's the point. They're custom.
Oh please I'm sure there's a demand for people who do that shit for you. This is a service-based economy don't be so naive!
No seriously, it's impossible. Raw denim will fade according to the contours and shape of your own legs. Unless you can find someone who is shaped exactly as you are you won't get perfectly customized jeans unless you do it yourself.
Get a plaster casting made of your legs, put jeans on cast.
No seriously, it's impossible. Raw denim will fade according to the contours and shape of your own legs. Unless you can find someone who is shaped exactly as you are you won't get perfectly customized jeans unless you do it yourself.
I thought that's what God made impoverished Indian villages for???
Those coming to PAX this fall will be able to see my Japanese drivers license photo. Where I look hungover and like I just beat up some hookers the night before. My normal one just looks kind of evil.
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Maybe I should scrape my taste buds off like everyone else so I'll be able to drink coffee
I've had like five sodas today because I'm so sleep-deprived and need to be awake.
If only there was a way to secure a steady supply of Stay-Alert gum and First Strike energy bars. Those are both loaded with caffeine but they don't taste like coffee.
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[strike]I assume you aren't referring to the tool used for yardwork.[/strike] It is generally a dashing young man of some questionable morality who may have a girl or two on the side while he's wooing a woman of some standing in society.
At least, this is the way of my romance novels.
Edit: Strike part of that. Just watched the video. Your question makes more sense now.
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No seriously, it's impossible. Raw denim will fade according to the contours and shape of your own legs. Unless you can find someone who is shaped exactly as you are you won't get perfectly customized jeans unless you do it yourself.
I have my ways...:winky:
I'll get your hands used to the thick bass strings at PAX, big boy.
At least it wasn't in the top ten names when it was chosen LIKE SOMEONE'S.
like an aunt
like a lady who is related to your mom
Get a plaster casting made of your legs, put jeans on cast.
OH WHAT DID I JUST BLOW YOUR MIND?
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Inception. I think it's rea-
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good if you can trust the rev-
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oh god damn it that's worse than the law and order noise
My legs are squishy and change shape depending on whether I'm standing or sitting!
No love for people lusting after me, Mike?
I thought that's what God made impoverished Indian villages for???
god
the driver's license
that night was a religious experience
Better than anybody's!
This sounds like a job for that jelly shit the Mythbusters use when they want to make a human dummy.
I'm still just as confused about this game as I was when I was 10.
Why would I want to screw around with this when I could just wear a pair of jeans for a few months without washing them.
Not even if they're lusting after you Mike?
I'm trying to figure out how to work bridge into this sexual metaphor but fuck it.
I'm going to plough you so hard.
Because if you don't, it'll be the last chance for screwing you'll ever have.
The smell. Months worth of farts and sweat and dead skin...
I've had like five sodas today because I'm so sleep-deprived and need to be awake.
If only there was a way to secure a steady supply of Stay-Alert gum and First Strike energy bars. Those are both loaded with caffeine but they don't taste like coffee.
I probably wouldn't wear them out of the house and you can use Febreeze on them :P
There are two definitions in the video.
Org, I don't think sending a picture of your penis wrapped in a bow counts. :P
A dissolute or profligate person, esp. a man who is licentious
I've never heard 'rake' being used in the latter way.
At least, this is the way of my romance novels.
Edit: Strike part of that. Just watched the video. Your question makes more sense now.
Magic, that's what.