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Awkward Moments [Shibby casting dark magic all up in here]

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    DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited July 2010
    I don't see how having kids is an accomplishment. It ain't that hard to breed.

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    .. Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited July 2010
    Thank you, Dru. Thank you.

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    DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited July 2010
    Hell, I feel more accomplished for managing not to spawn

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    HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Druhim wrote: »
    I don't see how having kids is an accomplishment. It ain't that hard to breed.

    Took me and my wife over a year and several trips to the doctor for meds to breed.

    Now remember, the practice was fun and I'm not complaining.

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    Bad-BeatBad-Beat Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Druhim wrote: »
    I don't see how having kids is an accomplishment. It ain't that hard to breed.

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    I ain't got time to breed.

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    nateknatek unh unh Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    fuck you bad beat I was just gonna make that joke

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    EdcrabEdcrab Actually a hack Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    If it breeds, we can kill it

    Wait no that one doesn't really work

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    Bad-BeatBad-Beat Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    natek wrote: »
    fuck you bad beat I was just gonna make that joke

    no, fuck you.

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    ZonugalZonugal (He/Him) The Holiday Armadillo I'm Santa's representative for all the southern states. And Mexico!Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Oh God, so close to 100 pages.

    My child is almost grown up!

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    Bad-BeatBad-Beat Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Zonugal wrote: »
    Oh God, so close to 100 pages.

    My child is almost grown up!

    I've got something to tell you... you aren't the daddy.


    Oh boy, this is awkward.

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    FAQFAQ Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    a doctor shoulda shot this thing in the womb

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    EdcrabEdcrab Actually a hack Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Perhaps it's all down to you Zon

    Your willingness to post the most awkward of all awkward moments spurred others on

    Not sure I'd have shared personal tales of a similar awkwardness level as I do not have the guts

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    FAQFAQ Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    I'm terrible at telling stories

    I've got some I think

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    ZonugalZonugal (He/Him) The Holiday Armadillo I'm Santa's representative for all the southern states. And Mexico!Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Edcrab, any awkward moment is just a good story waiting to be told.

    You can't fear the past, only accept the future in which we regale about our tragedies.

    I can only hope this thread was a source of catharsis.

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    EdcrabEdcrab Actually a hack Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    My most awkward moment isn't really something I'd share at this stage

    It beats finding myself on Sorry Mom, it beats taking the chair out from under a girl I barely knew, it even beats a crazy stalker standing on my lawn and shouting at me

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    SquallSquall hap cloud Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    I havent heard the sorry mom story, was it earlier in the thread?

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    PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Edcrab wrote: »
    My most awkward moment isn't really something I'd share at this stage

    It beats finding myself on Sorry Mom, it beats taking the chair out from under a girl I barely knew, it even beats a crazy stalker standing on my lawn and shouting at me

    did you knock up your sister

    your face would probably be red after that

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    EdcrabEdcrab Actually a hack Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Believe it or not Pip I didn't, although that's a Cumbrian staple

    I think there are homevideo shows dedicated to it; "Whoops, I Knocked Up My Sister"

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    PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Edcrab wrote: »
    Believe it or not Pip I didn't, although that's a Cumbrian staple

    I think there are homevideo shows dedicated to it; "Whoops, I Knocked Up My Sister"

    we got that shit in alabama and like, western georgia

    folks get lonely

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    EdcrabEdcrab Actually a hack Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    I don't understand why people don't just swap sisters if it's such a tradition

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    PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    maybe the other dude ain't got a hot sister like you do

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    EdcrabEdcrab Actually a hack Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Then you just make some kind of like-for-like exchange service

    Pip, we could really make money with an enterprise like this

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    PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    hmmm

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    SpudgeSpudge Witty comments go next to this blue dot thingyRegistered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Edcrab wrote: »
    Then you just make some kind of like-for-like exchange service

    Pip, we could really make money with an enterprise like this

    sisterswap.com

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    satansfingerssatansfingers Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    after edcrab mentioned it i got all wrapped up in reading stories on sorry mom and this one is my favorite

    I thought this guy was super hot at a club. He told me he was from the future. I thought it was just his cute, funny pick up line, so it worked. But then the next morning, he was still talking about it. I think he’s either a little bit crazy, or actually from the future. Either way, I feel a bit weird about it.

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    Josiah_9Josiah_9 Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    satansfingers wrote: »
    after edcrab mentioned it i got all wrapped up in reading stories on sorry mom and this one is my favorite

    I thought this guy was super hot at a club. He told me he was from the future. I thought it was just his cute, funny pick up line, so it worked. But then the next morning, he was still talking about it. I think he’s either a little bit crazy, or actually from the future. Either way, I feel a bit weird about it.

    Nah, baby those are crabs, I gots nanobots.

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    zimfanzimfan Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    I checked out Sorry Mom, I don't like it very much

    then I went to PostSecret

    I love PostSecret

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    StraightziStraightzi Here we may reign secure, and in my choice, To reign is worth ambition though in HellRegistered User regular
    edited July 2010
    I am intrigued by Sorry Mom but I haven't really had the proper desire to actually read it

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    satansfingerssatansfingers Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    its funny to sad ratio is not great

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    DarricDarric Santa MonicaRegistered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Wow, PostSecret is incredible.

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    Josiah_9Josiah_9 Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Darric wrote: »
    Wow, PostSecret is incredible.

    Yeah, it is. There goes my productivity this afternoon.

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    zimfanzimfan Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    I love PostSecret so much

    if you guys want to see older posts, not just the ones this week, they can be found here

    http://postsecretarchive.com/category/new-secrets/

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    THEPAIN73THEPAIN73 Shiny. Real shiny.Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Josiah_9 wrote: »
    Darric wrote: »
    Wow, PostSecret is incredible.

    Yeah, it is. There goes my productivity this afternoon.

    I just tried going.

    Looks like my job doesn't block the site..

    just the photos. :x

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    Sara LynnSara Lynn I can handle myself. Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Squall wrote: »
    I havent heard the sorry mom story, was it earlier in the thread?

    http://sorry-mom.com/dudes/210

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    SquallSquall hap cloud Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    THEPAIN73 wrote: »
    Josiah_9 wrote: »
    Darric wrote: »
    Wow, PostSecret is incredible.

    Yeah, it is. There goes my productivity this afternoon.

    I just tried going.

    Looks like my job doesn't block the site..

    just the photos. :x

    you're actually in luck, since some of the photos are nsfw

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    LiiyaLiiya Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Sara Lynn wrote: »
    Squall wrote: »
    I havent heard the sorry mom story, was it earlier in the thread?

    http://sorry-mom.com/dudes/210

    That is who I think it is, isn't it?

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    StraightziStraightzi Here we may reign secure, and in my choice, To reign is worth ambition though in HellRegistered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Is there a sorry dad yet, where we apologize to our fathers for bangin' ugly chicks

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    SquallSquall hap cloud Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    wait I do remember him posting that

    hilarious

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    autono-wally, erotibot300autono-wally, erotibot300 love machine Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    www.beichthaus.de is a a pretty fun site, german only though
    always fun to find someone from your city

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    THEPAIN73THEPAIN73 Shiny. Real shiny.Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    well that works i guess

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