maybe from the bargain basement catalog you order from, the wives don't all fuck like whores
but my top of the line bride not only plows the fields and fucks like a whore, she also does my taxes and makes me waffles
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edited July 2010
hey are people still playing red dead redemption because my first 360 ever should be showing up tomorrow and also somebody please buy me castle crashers
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FishmanPut your goddamned hand in the goddamned Box of Pain.Registered Userregular
edited July 2010
I'm not exactly sure how to go about this, so I'm just going to come out and say it:
I'm not a big fan of Castle Crashers. I don't get what the big deal is.
I mean, it's alright and decent enough, I guess, but mostly it's just mindless button mashing fun, and after a little while the mindless gets grating, the button mashing gets tiring and the fun just evaporates. All it seems to be is Golden-Axe with a new lick of paint and a few shiny bells and whistles, and I sunk enough hours into that ten years ago. Maybe it's just me, but I just don't get what people see in it, exactly.
neat, another bombed-out wreck of a woman done up in some pale approximation of a human being
god porn stars are so attractive
instead of talking about porn stars let's talk about awkward moments
or uh
what weird gene people inherit that makes them prefer different shapes of pasta over other shapes (like why do I love wagonwheels and hate penne rigate? why do I like fettuccine and dislike angelhair?)
or
the fact that I just found out that an acquaintance died and I don't know what I should be doing with myself
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the fact that I just found out that an acquaintance died and I don't know what I should be doing with myself
My buddy died a few years ago. It was for such a dumb reason, too. He was in a street race, like, not an official one, just you see another car at a stoplight and the street is empty so you drive really fast. They hit the thing in the middle of the road, and the driver, who was a pregnant lady, was killed, and so was his sister. His brother in law and he were in the hospital in comas, and Andrew (my friend) had lost a couple limbs. He passed away the next day. It just about wrecked me. There was a memorial for him and his family on the road thingy they hit, and there were a lot of people there to remember them. It's such a weird thing to have to do at your or my age, because it's so abrupt and unexpected.
It's an awful thing to have to go through, and I'm sorry it had to happen to you, Gil. I'd hug you if you were here, and we could cry it out together. Just be grateful you knew him, even if you were only close enough to call him an acquaintance, just cherish the memories and let him go peacefully.
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Tossrocktoo weird to livetoo rare to dieRegistered Userregular
edited July 2010
Man, acquaintance ain't no shit
Friend is like damn
Relative is like damn
Partner is like god damn son
But acquaintance? Sad, yeah. Buy a 40, pour it out, move on.
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you got gypped
That's OK if it's your thing, but for my hard earned money I want a whore in the sack. No sluts, no skanks...whore.
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maybe from the bargain basement catalog you order from, the wives don't all fuck like whores
but my top of the line bride not only plows the fields and fucks like a whore, she also does my taxes and makes me waffles
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everyone has quit playing red dead redemption forever
Yup.
They're making a platformer next apparently.
What spring does with the cherry trees.
I miss platformers, I hope it's not too hard though because I am not good at them anymore.
If Netflix is going, I'm not in the mood for playin' games.
I'll be on vacation until Monday, though.
an acquaintance's body was just pulled out of a river
jesus christ
What spring does with the cherry trees.
I'm not a big fan of Castle Crashers. I don't get what the big deal is.
I mean, it's alright and decent enough, I guess, but mostly it's just mindless button mashing fun, and after a little while the mindless gets grating, the button mashing gets tiring and the fun just evaporates. All it seems to be is Golden-Axe with a new lick of paint and a few shiny bells and whistles, and I sunk enough hours into that ten years ago. Maybe it's just me, but I just don't get what people see in it, exactly.
Woo, awkward.
So I'm going to ignore them and then they'll be all "WHY DID YOU IGNORE ME LAST NIGHT "
Unless you a a bitch who wants to just stir up shit.
EDIT: Also I am losing my fucking hair someone help meeee.
You'll be happier, trust me.
It's so thin, I can see my scalp in places.
I remember having nice hair....
I used to as well.
Forget about it and move on.
every time I go and get it cut, they're always like "oh you're so lucky it's such a nice color and so thick, you'll never go bald!"
Fuck yes.
Why you gotta rub it in?
My hair was the perfect brown, with red and blond natural highlights in all the right spots...
Also It used to be so full as to take like 20 minutes to cut, now it takes them five.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tHyGakg3Ts0
favorite porn star.
FUCK YES.
Wanna motorboat those titties.
Rock Band DLC | GW:OttW - arrcd | WLD - Thortar
consider it something to look forward to when you are home alone
Rock Band DLC | GW:OttW - arrcd | WLD - Thortar
she used to have her own website but it went away, now all she got is some blogspot shit.
god porn stars are so attractive
instead of talking about porn stars let's talk about awkward moments
or uh
what weird gene people inherit that makes them prefer different shapes of pasta over other shapes (like why do I love wagonwheels and hate penne rigate? why do I like fettuccine and dislike angelhair?)
or
the fact that I just found out that an acquaintance died and I don't know what I should be doing with myself
My buddy died a few years ago. It was for such a dumb reason, too. He was in a street race, like, not an official one, just you see another car at a stoplight and the street is empty so you drive really fast. They hit the thing in the middle of the road, and the driver, who was a pregnant lady, was killed, and so was his sister. His brother in law and he were in the hospital in comas, and Andrew (my friend) had lost a couple limbs. He passed away the next day. It just about wrecked me. There was a memorial for him and his family on the road thingy they hit, and there were a lot of people there to remember them. It's such a weird thing to have to do at your or my age, because it's so abrupt and unexpected.
It's an awful thing to have to go through, and I'm sorry it had to happen to you, Gil. I'd hug you if you were here, and we could cry it out together. Just be grateful you knew him, even if you were only close enough to call him an acquaintance, just cherish the memories and let him go peacefully.
Friend is like damn
Relative is like damn
Partner is like god damn son
But acquaintance? Sad, yeah. Buy a 40, pour it out, move on.
Hey, I finally contributed to the thread!