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Awkward Moments [Shibby casting dark magic all up in here]

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    HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    My mail order bride can't plow shit because those bound feet don't work well with that stuff. But she serves tea, giggles, and fucks like a whore.

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    The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    all mail order brides fuck like whores, hunter

    you got gypped

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    HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    No, some fuck like sluts.

    That's OK if it's your thing, but for my hard earned money I want a whore in the sack. No sluts, no skanks...whore.

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    The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    look hunter

    maybe from the bargain basement catalog you order from, the wives don't all fuck like whores

    but my top of the line bride not only plows the fields and fucks like a whore, she also does my taxes and makes me waffles

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    WeaverWeaver Who are you? What do you want?Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    hey are people still playing red dead redemption because my first 360 ever should be showing up tomorrow and also somebody please buy me castle crashers

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    HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Castle Crashers is so fun. Well worth the money.

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    The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    no weaver

    everyone has quit playing red dead redemption forever

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    Viscount IslandsViscount Islands [INSERT SoKo HERE] ...it was the summer of my lifeRegistered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Hunter wrote: »
    Castle Crashers is so fun. Well worth the money.

    Yup.

    They're making a platformer next apparently.

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    What spring does with the cherry trees.
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    TallahasseerielTallahasseeriel Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Shit man a platformer sounds great.

    I miss platformers, I hope it's not too hard though because I am not good at them anymore.

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    TankHammerTankHammer Atlanta Ghostbuster Atlanta, GARegistered User regular
    edited July 2010
    I will play with you. If you ever see TankHammer on XBL doing anything but watching Netflix, just send me an invite.

    If Netflix is going, I'm not in the mood for playin' games.

    I'll be on vacation until Monday, though.

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    Charles KinboteCharles Kinbote Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    oh fuck me

    an acquaintance's body was just pulled out of a river

    jesus christ

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    TallahasseerielTallahasseeriel Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Shit charles.

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    Viscount IslandsViscount Islands [INSERT SoKo HERE] ...it was the summer of my lifeRegistered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Jesus died a long time ago son.

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    TallahasseerielTallahasseeriel Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Sounds like a country song Viscount.

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    DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited July 2010
    damn shank

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    FishmanFishman Put your goddamned hand in the goddamned Box of Pain. Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    I'm not exactly sure how to go about this, so I'm just going to come out and say it:

    I'm not a big fan of Castle Crashers. I don't get what the big deal is.

    I mean, it's alright and decent enough, I guess, but mostly it's just mindless button mashing fun, and after a little while the mindless gets grating, the button mashing gets tiring and the fun just evaporates. All it seems to be is Golden-Axe with a new lick of paint and a few shiny bells and whistles, and I sunk enough hours into that ten years ago. Maybe it's just me, but I just don't get what people see in it, exactly.


    Woo, awkward.

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    I Win SwordfightsI Win Swordfights all the traits of greatness starlight at my feetRegistered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Ughhhh my phone keeps beeping but I really don't feel like replying to these people

    So I'm going to ignore them and then they'll be all "WHY DID YOU IGNORE ME LAST NIGHT :("

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    TallahasseerielTallahasseeriel Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    I hate texts, really, just fucking CALL ME.

    Unless you a a bitch who wants to just stir up shit.

    EDIT: Also I am losing my fucking hair someone help meeee.

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    TonkkaTonkka Some one in the club tonight Has stolen my ideas.Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Shave it off Uriel.

    You'll be happier, trust me.

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    TallahasseerielTallahasseeriel Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Tonkka wrote: »
    Shave it off Uriel.

    You'll be happier, trust me.

    It's so thin, I can see my scalp in places.

    :(

    I remember having nice hair....

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    TonkkaTonkka Some one in the club tonight Has stolen my ideas.Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Uriel wrote: »
    Tonkka wrote: »
    Shave it off Uriel.

    You'll be happier, trust me.

    It's so thin, I can see my scalp in places.

    :(

    I remember having nice hair....

    I used to as well.

    Forget about it and move on.

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    TallahasseerielTallahasseeriel Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    C-Can I grow a beard?

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    AbracadanielAbracadaniel Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    got me a nice full head of hair

    every time I go and get it cut, they're always like "oh you're so lucky it's such a nice color and so thick, you'll never go bald!"

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    TonkkaTonkka Some one in the club tonight Has stolen my ideas.Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Uriel wrote: »
    C-Can I grow a beard?

    Fuck yes.

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    TallahasseerielTallahasseeriel Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Smart Hero wrote: »
    got me a nice full head of hair

    every time I go and get it cut, they're always like "oh you're so lucky it's such a nice color and so thick, you'll never go bald!"

    D:

    Why you gotta rub it in?

    My hair was the perfect brown, with red and blond natural highlights in all the right spots...

    Also It used to be so full as to take like 20 minutes to cut, now it takes them five.

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    AntimatterAntimatter Devo Was Right Gates of SteelRegistered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Uriel wrote: »
    C-Can I grow a beard?

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tHyGakg3Ts0

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    Metzger MeisterMetzger Meister It Gets Worse before it gets any better.Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    mandy. morbid.

    favorite porn star.

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    TallahasseerielTallahasseeriel Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    mandy. morbid.

    favorite porn star.

    FUCK YES.

    Wanna motorboat those titties.

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    Metzger MeisterMetzger Meister It Gets Worse before it gets any better.Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    like all day, son.

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    DarkPrimusDarkPrimus Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    I wanna GIS to see what she looks like but not with other people in the room

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    The Black HunterThe Black Hunter The key is a minimum of compromise, and a simple, unimpeachable reason to existRegistered User regular
    edited July 2010
    I just GIS'd her

    consider it something to look forward to when you are home alone

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    Metzger MeisterMetzger Meister It Gets Worse before it gets any better.Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    do it

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    DarkPrimusDarkPrimus Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Does she do videos too? Someone find out good video titles she is in for me to look at home alone as well.

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    Metzger MeisterMetzger Meister It Gets Worse before it gets any better.Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    oh yeah, lots of videos. she's all over... uh... tube8, i believe.

    she used to have her own website but it went away, now all she got is some blogspot shit.

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    FishmanFishman Put your goddamned hand in the goddamned Box of Pain. Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Or you can watch her play D&D with Sasha Grey at Escapist.

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    Charles KinboteCharles Kinbote Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    neat, another bombed-out wreck of a woman done up in some pale approximation of a human being

    god porn stars are so attractive

    instead of talking about porn stars let's talk about awkward moments

    or uh

    what weird gene people inherit that makes them prefer different shapes of pasta over other shapes (like why do I love wagonwheels and hate penne rigate? why do I like fettuccine and dislike angelhair?)

    or

    the fact that I just found out that an acquaintance died and I don't know what I should be doing with myself

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    I Win SwordfightsI Win Swordfights all the traits of greatness starlight at my feetRegistered User regular
    edited July 2010
    the fact that I just found out that an acquaintance died and I don't know what I should be doing with myself

    My buddy died a few years ago. It was for such a dumb reason, too. He was in a street race, like, not an official one, just you see another car at a stoplight and the street is empty so you drive really fast. They hit the thing in the middle of the road, and the driver, who was a pregnant lady, was killed, and so was his sister. His brother in law and he were in the hospital in comas, and Andrew (my friend) had lost a couple limbs. He passed away the next day. It just about wrecked me. There was a memorial for him and his family on the road thingy they hit, and there were a lot of people there to remember them. It's such a weird thing to have to do at your or my age, because it's so abrupt and unexpected.

    It's an awful thing to have to go through, and I'm sorry it had to happen to you, Gil. I'd hug you if you were here, and we could cry it out together. Just be grateful you knew him, even if you were only close enough to call him an acquaintance, just cherish the memories and let him go peacefully.

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    TossrockTossrock too weird to live too rare to dieRegistered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Man, acquaintance ain't no shit

    Friend is like damn

    Relative is like damn

    Partner is like god damn son

    But acquaintance? Sad, yeah. Buy a 40, pour it out, move on.

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    I Win SwordfightsI Win Swordfights all the traits of greatness starlight at my feetRegistered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Damnit Tossrock I was trying to have a moment

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    chromdomchromdom Who? Where?Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Moment's over.

    Hey, I finally contributed to the thread! :)

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