My professor called me a loser because I refused to have a second girlfriend here in Japan.
I was like
Introduce me
I'm no student of his, I'd be more than happy to look down and tell him he's a douche and to go fuck himself.
I was just listening to a report on the radio about how sexual mores are very very different in Japan.
You 'aint just whistlin' dixie.
edit: though loyalty and monagomy are still appreciated. Japanese gals will often go for an american guy because (compared to the local boys) americans are faithful and kind to their wives and GFs
Yeah, but I'd get shit for my friend calling him a douche. That won't end well.
Isn't it ironic that I know a lot of American guys will most likely be cheating on their girls to bang some Japanese tail?
And I met a cool Frenchie named Audrey. Was chill and she knew some Japanese blokes here who didn't like hip-hop for a change. that'll be fun. And you ain't whistlin' dixie: them Japanese women loves some Americans.
Is it ok that I like both the Takeover and the Rapeover?
Elks, you should be happy to know I introduced a Japanese kid to The Roots here and he said it was one of the best groups he's ever heard, if not the best.
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Is it ok that I like both the Takeover and the Rapeover?
Elks, you should be happy to know I introduced a Japanese kid to The Roots here and he said it was one of the best groups he's ever heard, if not the best.
I am.
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Is it ok that I like both the Takeover and the Rapeover?
Elks, you should be happy to know I introduced a Japanese kid to The Roots here and he said it was one of the best groups he's ever heard, if not the best.
This isn't the Goethe Faust, it's one by Thomas Mann. Really good; just, man, did it slow down.
That seems to be Mann's thing. If you're willing to slog through glacial pacing and lots of navel-gazing, you should check out The Magic Mountain. If you'd rather have the best of Mann's incisive eye, only condensed, check out Death in Venice.
Yeah, I might check out Death in Venice sometime down the road. I'll probably avoid anything lengthier though--Faustus' subject is of particular interest to me, but still ended up being a kind of a bitch to finish.
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Locks. I want you down here. You're not all touristy and stupid.
Yeah, but I'd get shit for my friend calling him a douche. That won't end well.
Isn't it ironic that I know a lot of American guys will most likely be cheating on their girls to bang some Japanese tail?
And I met a cool Frenchie named Audrey. Was chill and she knew some Japanese blokes here who didn't like hip-hop for a change. that'll be fun. And you ain't whistlin' dixie: them Japanese women loves some Americans.
It's sad that many of the foreign guys don't live up to the hype. I think I've become something of a soap opera hero to the ladies in my office for favoring a particular redhead and not chasing the local tail.
that, and when my mom came to visit I cooked for her. Honestly, you should have seen the reaction that information got in the office.
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Yes,... yes, I agree. It's totally unfair that sober you gets into trouble for things that drunk you did.
Yeah, but I'd get shit for my friend calling him a douche. That won't end well.
Isn't it ironic that I know a lot of American guys will most likely be cheating on their girls to bang some Japanese tail?
And I met a cool Frenchie named Audrey. Was chill and she knew some Japanese blokes here who didn't like hip-hop for a change. that'll be fun. And you ain't whistlin' dixie: them Japanese women loves some Americans.
It's sad that many of the foreign guys don't live up to the hype. I think I've become something of a soap opera hero to the ladies in my office for favoring a particular redhead and not chasing the local tail.
that, and when my mom came to visit I cooked for her. Honestly, you should have seen the reaction that information got in the office.
Bloody weird sometimes. Welp, off to bed chaps. Ta.
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I hear music, and there's no-one there
I smell blossoms, and the trees are bare
All day long I seem to walk on air
I wonder why, I wonder why :whistle:
Do people actually FALL for this shit? (offshoot of the Nigerian scam)
Greetings,
My name is Mrs Jane Mayon, I have decided to donate what I have to you.
I was diagnosed of cancer some Few years ago,immediately after the
death of my husband, who has left me everything he worked for.I have
been touched by God to donate from what I have inherited from my late
husband to you for the good work of God, rather than allow my relatives
to use my husband hard earned funds ungodly.
I am suffering from a long time cancer of the Lungs which also affected
my hearing ability and my brain, from all indication my conditions is
really deteriorating and it is quite obvious that,according to my
doctors they have advised me that I may not live too long, this is
because the cancer has gotten to a very bad stage.
I sold all my inherited belongings and deposited all the sum of
$10.0million dollars and Two Trunk Box (Family valuables) with a
Security Company.. I decided to WILL/donate the sum of $10,000,000:00
to you .At the moment I cannot take any telephone calls right now .I
have adjusted my WILL and my Personal Physican is aware I have changed
my will.
You and him will arrange the transfer of the funds from my account to
you.I wish you all the best and may the good Lord bless you abundantly,
and please use the funds well and always extend the good work to
others.
Contact my Personal lawyer Barr.Larry Powel with this specified EMAIL
ADDRESS:-- (uklawyer.online@yahoo.de) and tell him that I have
WILLED $10,000,000:00 my personal reference number
law/chamber/solicitors/je/ws/WILL/9834111123. I have also notified him
that I am WILLING that amount to you from my personal decison.I know I
dont know you but I have been directed to do this.
Thanks and God bless. I will appreciate your utmost confidentiality in
this matter until the task is accomplished as I don't want anything
that will Jeopardize my last wish.
Regards,
Mrs Jane Mayon
"I don't want my relatives to use my husband's money for ungodly purposes, so I'm going to give it to a random stranger, because I can be sure they won't do that."
Oh, and lung cancer affects the hearing and the brain doncha know, so sorry, I can't talk to you on the phone.
And sure, a reputable lawyer is going to have a yahoo e-mail address that doesn't even include his name...
I made a post in the last [chat] saying "I really dislike Mayweather" and VC quoted it saying that he liked the weather in may. I hope that was a joke, I hope it was a joke so hard.
Because I meant that I dislike Floyd Mayweather the boxer who fought De La Hoya on Saturday night.
Oh God yes; I finally did Hayate's Raijin combo in DOA4 and unlocked Alpha-152's system voice and the Tatami stage. Been trying to fucking do this on and off for well over a year now.
I made a post in the last [chat] saying "I really dislike Mayweather" and VC quoted it saying that he liked the weather in may. I hope that was a joke, I hope it was a joke so hard.
Because I meant that I dislike Floyd Mayweather the boxer who fought De La Hoya on Saturday night.
May weather is iffy. It can be pretty rainy. I don't mind the rain, but when it rains for more than half the month, it can be pretty annoying, especially if it is otherwise warmish beach weather.
Oh God yes; I finally did Hayate's Raijin combo in DOA4 and unlocked Alpha-152's system voice and the Tatami stage. Been trying to fucking do this on and off for well over a year now.
Hell fucking yes.
Congrats! Me and a friend try it from time to time (without success).
Oh God yes; I finally did Hayate's Raijin combo in DOA4 and unlocked Alpha-152's system voice and the Tatami stage. Been trying to fucking do this on and off for well over a year now.
Hell fucking yes.
Congrats! Me and a friend try it from time to time (without success).
Night, Locks.
The trick is to not give a shit about doing it perfectly.
You should have seen my moves list when I finally got it. Spam city.
The trick is, once you can nail the first part (the stick-rotation grapple kick), then you do the second part immediately (left, right, up, down, and then SPAM THE FUCK out of "A"). Then, when you're in the air, just go apeshit with the controller and hit the diagonals while spamming "A" as much as possible.
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Yeah, but I'd get shit for my friend calling him a douche. That won't end well.
Isn't it ironic that I know a lot of American guys will most likely be cheating on their girls to bang some Japanese tail?
And I met a cool Frenchie named Audrey. Was chill and she knew some Japanese blokes here who didn't like hip-hop for a change. that'll be fun. And you ain't whistlin' dixie: them Japanese women loves some Americans.
And I still think Nas' fucking killed him with the Ether.
Elks, you should be happy to know I introduced a Japanese kid to The Roots here and he said it was one of the best groups he's ever heard, if not the best.
Rapeover is Mos Def's version basically calling out Rap and Hip Hop for all its corporation bullshit.
And yes, it's well known Nas fucking destroyed him with Ether.
He really did.
And the Rape Over was the parody Mos Def did in New Danger.
I am.
And then he heard M-e-t-h-o-d Man and flipped.
It's sad that many of the foreign guys don't live up to the hype. I think I've become something of a soap opera hero to the ladies in my office for favoring a particular redhead and not chasing the local tail.
that, and when my mom came to visit I cooked for her. Honestly, you should have seen the reaction that information got in the office.
Friday man, Friday.
Bloody weird sometimes. Welp, off to bed chaps. Ta.
I thought you were bangin' the redhead on Friday.
The culture shock sounds like fun.
And night, Zen.
I smell blossoms, and the trees are bare
All day long I seem to walk on air
I wonder why, I wonder why :whistle:
You might be something of an oddity. I can't find a single motherfucking whitey that speaks Deutsch.
Someones here is finally in the same time zone as me.
That's odd. Japanese video games gave me the impression that the guys love German.
That's when I'll arrive. we'll have to workout the if and when of our meeting then. But yeah my primary focus down there will be seeing my ladyfriend.
My name is Mrs Jane Mayon, I have decided to donate what I have to you.
I was diagnosed of cancer some Few years ago,immediately after the
death of my husband, who has left me everything he worked for.I have
been touched by God to donate from what I have inherited from my late
husband to you for the good work of God, rather than allow my relatives
to use my husband hard earned funds ungodly.
I am suffering from a long time cancer of the Lungs which also affected
my hearing ability and my brain, from all indication my conditions is
really deteriorating and it is quite obvious that,according to my
doctors they have advised me that I may not live too long, this is
because the cancer has gotten to a very bad stage.
I sold all my inherited belongings and deposited all the sum of
$10.0million dollars and Two Trunk Box (Family valuables) with a
Security Company.. I decided to WILL/donate the sum of $10,000,000:00
to you .At the moment I cannot take any telephone calls right now .I
have adjusted my WILL and my Personal Physican is aware I have changed
my will.
You and him will arrange the transfer of the funds from my account to
you.I wish you all the best and may the good Lord bless you abundantly,
and please use the funds well and always extend the good work to
others.
Contact my Personal lawyer Barr.Larry Powel with this specified EMAIL
ADDRESS:-- (uklawyer.online@yahoo.de) and tell him that I have
WILLED $10,000,000:00 my personal reference number
law/chamber/solicitors/je/ws/WILL/9834111123. I have also notified him
that I am WILLING that amount to you from my personal decison.I know I
dont know you but I have been directed to do this.
Thanks and God bless. I will appreciate your utmost confidentiality in
this matter until the task is accomplished as I don't want anything
that will Jeopardize my last wish.
Regards,
Mrs Jane Mayon
"I don't want my relatives to use my husband's money for ungodly purposes, so I'm going to give it to a random stranger, because I can be sure they won't do that."
Oh, and lung cancer affects the hearing and the brain doncha know, so sorry, I can't talk to you on the phone.
And sure, a reputable lawyer is going to have a yahoo e-mail address that doesn't even include his name...
In the Mirrorverse...
You also have a goatie in the Mirrorverse.
I guess I prefer this one. :P
Because I meant that I dislike Floyd Mayweather the boxer who fought De La Hoya on Saturday night.
Hell fucking yes.
dot com...
May weather is iffy. It can be pretty rainy. I don't mind the rain, but when it rains for more than half the month, it can be pretty annoying, especially if it is otherwise warmish beach weather.
ah, there it is over there
laterz
Congrats! Me and a friend try it from time to time (without success).
Night, Locks.
and you don't drink, right?
The trick is to not give a shit about doing it perfectly.
You should have seen my moves list when I finally got it. Spam city.
The trick is, once you can nail the first part (the stick-rotation grapple kick), then you do the second part immediately (left, right, up, down, and then SPAM THE FUCK out of "A"). Then, when you're in the air, just go apeshit with the controller and hit the diagonals while spamming "A" as much as possible.
That's how I finally got it.
No. 4: When your University website fucks up whilst being the only place that you can find your updated timetable for the week.
Edit: My fingers hurt just from reading this, Drez!
Listening to a radio call in show about Rudy Guiliani. It's like witnessing the colapse of the Republican Party in microcosm. Ah, good stuff.
Who ya gonna vote for bitches? You aint got no good candidates!!!
HAHAHA