My favorite word is probably "chaos" as I enjoy every minute of any disaster, so long as it doesn't happen to me.
My least favorite word might have to be "sin" as it strikes shame in me, such horrible shame....
EDIT: Whoops, forgot turn ons. I tend to like anyone whom is open to me to talk about whatever the hell I want.
Anyone who mentions Jesus 200 times in a 3min conversation.
I tend to favor the swear Prick more than the rest but I don't get to use it as often as I would like to.
My girlfriend moaning. :^:
Her dad banging on the door.
I'd like to try investing in the stock market. Probably won't ever do it though...
I would hate stuck at some office job for 60 years.
I'd really enjoy it if God said "Welcome to heaven, and thank you for completing life, now here's a questionnaire and give me feedback on how I'm doing down there." Either that or "Your screen name fucking sucks."
My favorite word is probably "chaos" as I enjoy every minute of any disaster, so long as it doesn't happen to me...
:twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
Just letting you guys know, I'm not like trying to sound cool or anything by saying shit like that, I actually do laugh when I hear reports that California and Florida are both burning down to the ground simultaneously.
What is your least favorite word?
Cunt, probably. As people have said it's odd that it's so offensive. I think it's just an ugly, crude word more than anything else, I'm extremely difficult to offend.
What turns you on [creatively, spiritually or emotionally]? Creatively: A lazy afternoon or evening in which I can just sit down and write, with nothing else to do. Spiritually: Epic-sounding music, particularly anything done in a modal key or performed by a choir, like old-school religious chants and so forth. Emotionally: Honesty and openness, especially a genuine desire to talk to someone and get along with them. Also, a good sense of humor and a dash of self-deprecation.
What turns you off?
Unsurprisingly, the opposite of the above; two-faced or predatory people whose interactions with others are governed more by their own whims than caring for them or feeling empathy.
What is your favorite curse word?
Fuck. I'm old-fashioned, I guess. If exclaiming "Christ!" counts, I probably do that even more often.
What sound or noise do you love?
Modal tones played on a piano, organ, keyboard, or sung by a male choir. Relatively simple riffs played on an acoustic guitar, or Santana-esque electric guitar solos. A blazing saxophone solo.
What sound or noise do you hate?
The squeaking of styrofoam when it's torn, scratched, or rubbed; I absolutely can't stand it. Ditto for inflated balloons being rubbed against something smooth. Nails on a chalkboard aren't nice, but not as bad as the first.
What profession other than your own would you like to attempt?
If I had the talents, a concept artist, stage actor, or rock-band frontman; grandiose, I know. As I am, a developmental psychologist.
What profession would you not like to do?
Apart from the usual ideas (garbageman, janitor, etc.), I think I'd hate to work in serious competitive retail or anything to do with law. Basically any job in which you'd have to lie a lot or convince people to do something they wouldn't do unless coerced.
If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates?
"Seriously man, good fucking job for not believing in all that bullshit those assholes were throwing around down there in my name. I mean, "The Lord and Saviour"? What the fuck is that? Come on, let's go to the bar. There's a jazz quartet playing tonight."
I put far more effort into this than I should have.
holy fucking shit i just tried one of those ringtone sites advertised on myspace and they really do work...i got some crystal clear ringtones for my phone instantly. i am talking about some cadillac shit here! you just gotta see for yourself, just copy and paste this site in your browser: http://www.ahahahno.com
1. What is your favorite word? disingenuous
2. What is your least favorite word? Work
3. What turns you on [creatively, spiritually or emotionally]? Beer.
4. What turns you off? Work
5. What is your favorite curse word? Cunt
6. What sound or noise do you love? whatever the noise is called of being under water.
7. What sound or noise do you hate? Birds or Alarm Clock
8. What profession other than your own would you like to attempt? Chef
9. What profession would you not like to do? Accounting or anything to do with math
10. If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates?
What is your favorite word? Indefatigable
What is your least favorite word? Tenacious
What turns you on [creatively, spiritually or emotionally]? Puzzles
What turns you off? Stupidity
What is your favorite curse word? Shit
What sound or noise do you love? Deep sighs
What sound or noise do you hate? Exasperated sighs
What profession other than your own would you like to attempt? I work? When did that happen?
What profession would you not like to do? Office work.
If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates? "Hey, come on it. Pizza and coke on the left, scrabble on the right."
i just like it because it is a one syllable sound that is (in this enlightened day and age) capable of making people blush and turn away and get angry and gasp.
swears generally don't have power any more, but cunt sure does
and being able to affect people so goddamned strongly with a word is so fucking stupid and ridiculous that i feel honor bound to abuse it until the universe gets some damn perspective
It invokes the harsh, constinent-laden dialect of the other swears, but can also bring up deep rooted misogynistic undertones.
Quite honestly, a perfect swear, especially when in a compound word.
3. What turns you on [creatively, spiritually or emotionally]? How about sexually? Eyes turn me on.
4. What turns you off? Girls with tits that are like 100% nipple / girls who have bellies that extend past their breasts
5. What is your favorite curse word? sandy-cunt
6. What sound or noise do you love? the laughter of someone who is close to me
7. What sound or noise do you hate? dane cook
8. What profession other than your own would you like to attempt? male escort
9. What profession would you not like to do? janitor
10. If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates? Sup dude I've got your dog right here. He is right here and he missed the fuck out of you. Also here is your cat and your bird.
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My favorite word is probably "chaos" as I enjoy every minute of any disaster, so long as it doesn't happen to me.
My least favorite word might have to be "sin" as it strikes shame in me, such horrible shame....
EDIT: Whoops, forgot turn ons. I tend to like anyone whom is open to me to talk about whatever the hell I want.
Anyone who mentions Jesus 200 times in a 3min conversation.
I tend to favor the swear Prick more than the rest but I don't get to use it as often as I would like to.
My girlfriend moaning. :^:
Her dad banging on the door.
I'd like to try investing in the stock market. Probably won't ever do it though...
I would hate stuck at some office job for 60 years.
I'd really enjoy it if God said "Welcome to heaven, and thank you for completing life, now here's a questionnaire and give me feedback on how I'm doing down there." Either that or "Your screen name fucking sucks."
Just letting you guys know, I'm not like trying to sound cool or anything by saying shit like that, I actually do laugh when I hear reports that California and Florida are both burning down to the ground simultaneously.
A poor excuse for the second half of my name. It's normally custom to bring up how fucking stupid it is after every other post I make here in SE.
Man that’s stupid.
G&T, actually. And no because chat threads are never never coming back.
Sorry, you lose...
Need some stuff designed or printed? I can help with that.
Could you elaborate? AFAIK, I was already at the bottom of the SE food chain.
Need some stuff designed or printed? I can help with that.
I was trying to win something?
or were you trying to stir up some more chaos
:evil::evil::evil::evil::evil::evil::evil:
Fucking allergies
Skulls for the skull throne.
How would you see?
Hamlet will be Hamlet
An ineffable tragedy of the human spirit that still resonates, even today.
Wouldn’t need to
I would just start killin in a direction
Verisimilitude.
Cunt, probably. As people have said it's odd that it's so offensive. I think it's just an ugly, crude word more than anything else, I'm extremely difficult to offend.
Creatively: A lazy afternoon or evening in which I can just sit down and write, with nothing else to do.
Spiritually: Epic-sounding music, particularly anything done in a modal key or performed by a choir, like old-school religious chants and so forth.
Emotionally: Honesty and openness, especially a genuine desire to talk to someone and get along with them. Also, a good sense of humor and a dash of self-deprecation.
Unsurprisingly, the opposite of the above; two-faced or predatory people whose interactions with others are governed more by their own whims than caring for them or feeling empathy.
Fuck. I'm old-fashioned, I guess. If exclaiming "Christ!" counts, I probably do that even more often.
Modal tones played on a piano, organ, keyboard, or sung by a male choir. Relatively simple riffs played on an acoustic guitar, or Santana-esque electric guitar solos. A blazing saxophone solo.
The squeaking of styrofoam when it's torn, scratched, or rubbed; I absolutely can't stand it. Ditto for inflated balloons being rubbed against something smooth. Nails on a chalkboard aren't nice, but not as bad as the first.
If I had the talents, a concept artist, stage actor, or rock-band frontman; grandiose, I know. As I am, a developmental psychologist.
Apart from the usual ideas (garbageman, janitor, etc.), I think I'd hate to work in serious competitive retail or anything to do with law. Basically any job in which you'd have to lie a lot or convince people to do something they wouldn't do unless coerced.
"Seriously man, good fucking job for not believing in all that bullshit those assholes were throwing around down there in my name. I mean, "The Lord and Saviour"? What the fuck is that? Come on, let's go to the bar. There's a jazz quartet playing tonight."
I put far more effort into this than I should have.
Alternate answer for the last one: "I AM BATMAN."
cunt cunty cunt cunt
Never seen that one before, is it Go fuck yourself?
or Good for you?
holy fucking shit i just tried one of those ringtone sites advertised on myspace and they really do work...i got some crystal clear ringtones for my phone instantly. i am talking about some cadillac shit here! you just gotta see for yourself, just copy and paste this site in your browser: http://www.ahahahno.com
I was all excited about ringtones as well.
im talking premium cadillac el dorado right there
2. What is your least favorite word? Work
3. What turns you on [creatively, spiritually or emotionally]? Beer.
4. What turns you off? Work
5. What is your favorite curse word? Cunt
6. What sound or noise do you love? whatever the noise is called of being under water.
7. What sound or noise do you hate? Birds or Alarm Clock
8. What profession other than your own would you like to attempt? Chef
9. What profession would you not like to do? Accounting or anything to do with math
10. If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates?
What is your least favorite word? Tenacious
What turns you on [creatively, spiritually or emotionally]? Puzzles
What turns you off? Stupidity
What is your favorite curse word? Shit
What sound or noise do you love? Deep sighs
What sound or noise do you hate? Exasperated sighs
What profession other than your own would you like to attempt? I work? When did that happen?
What profession would you not like to do? Office work.
If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates? "Hey, come on it. Pizza and coke on the left, scrabble on the right."
It invokes the harsh, constinent-laden dialect of the other swears, but can also bring up deep rooted misogynistic undertones.
Quite honestly, a perfect swear, especially when in a compound word.
2. What is your least favorite word? turret
3. What turns you on [creatively, spiritually or emotionally]? How about sexually? Eyes turn me on.
4. What turns you off? Girls with tits that are like 100% nipple / girls who have bellies that extend past their breasts
5. What is your favorite curse word? sandy-cunt
6. What sound or noise do you love? the laughter of someone who is close to me
7. What sound or noise do you hate? dane cook
8. What profession other than your own would you like to attempt? male escort
9. What profession would you not like to do? janitor
10. If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates? Sup dude I've got your dog right here. He is right here and he missed the fuck out of you. Also here is your cat and your bird.